My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 161 This matter must be explained

  Xu Qing followed Jiang He's manner and wiped the leaves of the **** seedling, using an old yellowed cloth beside the table, with traces on it, and the color had been washed away.

  This is the piece that Jiang He used to wipe the sword. She has two pieces. The other piece is too dirty and has been thrown away. The sword must be well maintained. That is the life of a swordsman.

…Of course, it’s not anymore. The old sword was wrapped in a cloth by Jiang He and thrown under the bed. Only a handful of unopened swords were used for daily practice. They won’t get dirty. They will be sheathed after training. The oil layer on the sword is even Most of them are retained.

  If the leaves of the plant are wiped, they will grow better. I don’t know if it is an illusion. Xu Qing saw that Zhou Suzhi’s kitchen is not as energetic as the one they raised. The leaves are very full and vigorous, and I don’t know if it will bloom.

  Xu Qing hasn't seen the appearance of **** blooming, and she thinks she should be as beautiful as Jiang He's blushing face when he takes a shower.

"what are you doing?"

  Jiang He watched Xu Qing fiddle with Jiang Ye Zi, then stood there and took out the phone. He didn't know what he was doing. The face facing the TV with his back to her was a bit sneaky.

   "I'm looking at its flowering period... August."

  Xu Qing frowned slightly, tapped a few fingers on the phone, and said in disappointment: “Under normal circumstances, **** is difficult to bloom. There are conditions for soil and temperature. It may not bloom, but it’s a pity.”

   "It's also beautiful now."

   "Well, just like you, you can live with a little water."

   Jiang He continued to read the information on the computer, and did not agree with what he said, what is meant by giving some water to live... She still has to eat a lot of food.

  Xu Qing took the phone and sat back on the sofa, interested in a sentence on the encyclopedia.

"Chinese medicine believes that **** is a product that helps yang, so since ancient times, Chinese medicine has always said that "men can't live without **** for a hundred days." Ginger has the functions of accelerating the body's metabolism and clearing the meridians. Therefore, **** is often used in male health care. Play a role in helping the yang..."

   "Ancient people said: Eating **** in the morning is better than eating ginseng soup; eating **** at night is equivalent to eating arsenic."

   "Within a year, no **** will be eaten in autumn; within a day, no **** will be eaten at night."

  Thinking about it, he copied these few passages, opened the WeChat and sent them to Wang Zijun.

   Wang Zijun answered very quickly, with three exclamation words in succession, and then reacted and said that he was worthy.

   "Where are you playing?"

   "I have arrived in France, and I am tasting red wine." Wang Zijun sent a paragraph, and then sent a few photos.

"A person?"

   "Nonsense, I am a single little prince." Wang Zijun is confident.

  Woman?

what is that?

   will only make your back hurt.

  Xu Qing didn't believe him a hundred, so he ignored him and continued to read his encyclopedia.

  Peeling **** with beer lid can be fast and clean-learn a useless knowledge.

It is impossible to eat ginger. At most, it is seasoned in the dishes. It is not bad, and it has magical powers to protect the body. Not to mention the occasional washing of socks in the morning, which is very uncomfortable. If you eat **** again, it is estimated to be Finish.

  Well, the main thing is that there is no stable nightlife. If you are like Wang Zijun every day, every day, every day, kidneys, leeks, oysters and exercises are useless. I don’t know whether to be lucky or to be sad.

Xu Qing looked at the figure of Jiang He sitting next to her. When she watched the video production tutorial, she occasionally opened her mouth, as if she was thinking about the meaning of a word... She still didn't understand some uncommon words and Internet terms. Check Baidu, but the progress is quite big. Compared with the beginning of thinking and meditation, I can’t understand how to cut the video without scissors. It’s much better.

Still cross-legged, the winter melon is lying on the bend of her legs, like a Lafayette, hiding two paws under her body, occasionally flicking the tail, Jiang He put his hand down and touched it from time to time, and he squinted his eyes. A look of enjoyment.

  "People are not as good as cats..." Xu Qing sighed quietly, expressing her envy for winter melon.

"Ok?"

   Jiang He looked back at him, then looked at the winter melon, but didn't understand what he meant for a while.

   "I mean, I want to be there too."

   "Impossible."

   Jiang He said without even thinking about it.

   "Why is it impossible?"

   "Because..." Jiang He just started to think. After four or five seconds, he touched the hair on the back of winter melon and said, "You can't squeeze you as a big person."

  Xu Qing's expression became strange, "If you can squeeze it down, you can?"

  People can’t squeeze, put their head on the knee pillow, and when Jiang He takes a bath and sits on the sofa in pajamas, he can lie down and put his head on Jiang He’s thighs. The efficiency of brushing is +100%, happiness is +100%...

  Just thinking about this, Xu Qing felt that his nosebleed was about to spray out.

   "Nor!"

   Jiang He stared at him vigilantly, worried that Xu Qing would suddenly squeeze over.

   "Sooner or later, it will be fine."

  Xu Qing shrugged, turned on his computer to browse the web, and said, "Would you like to take a bath? Watching a movie together with fragrant smell."

   "Why take a bath first?"

   "Because it is comfortable after taking a shower."

   "I don't want to wash."

"Ok."

Xu Qing felt that she didn’t want to wash it, because the new pajamas hadn’t arrived yet. If she was squeezed with him in the pajamas, it would be easy to expose her underwear with white flowers when she watched a movie in the same manner as the last time. Let’s not talk about it, I’m still very insecure...

As long as he slips his hand, it's over. Girls are the same in this respect. Wearing pants and skirts have completely different psychological feelings. The underside of the skirt is empty and there is no protection. It is easy to be vigilant, even if you know Xu Qing Don't dare to move, and there will be some worry.

  Xu Qing thought wildly, and opened the movie to watch Huang Feihong. Now everyone will watch the video he made, and he must do something serious about defending his image.

Various versions of Huang Feihong, Jet Li, Zhao Wenzhuo, Guan Dexing and Shi Xiaolong... No matter which version it is, it is hard to bridge and hard horse. You punch over, I hide, and kick you again, which is more than a big explosion caused by a wave of palm. Look at it.

Moreover, the Hong Kong movies at that time would still give play to their personal characteristics. Many actors were skilled at kicking, kicking with good legs, playing weapons with good weapons, and the villains played decently, as long as they cut off the climax of the fight and cut them together. , And a good title will look good.

  It may be that hehehaha's fighting sound was too intense and attracted Jiang He. Xu Qing looked at it for a while, and noticed Jiang He sitting next to it.

  Eight speed is not suitable for two people to watch together. Xu Qing clicked the mouse to turn off the speed, and glanced at Jiang He. Jiang He watched the movie casually, staring at him from the corner of his eye.

  "Do you want to turn off the lights?"

   "Why turn off the lights?" Jiang He became nervous.

"It's more atmospheric, allowing people to concentrate on watching movies and immerse themselves in them. Otherwise, why are the movie theaters dark?" Xu Qing naturally said, turning on the lights to work, and turning off the lights to enjoy the movie. .

  If the room is too bright, there is always a feeling when it is not dark—referring to the feeling of watching a movie, nothing else is messy.

   Jiang He was persuaded by Xu Qing's natural appearance, got up and went to turn off the lights in the living room. The room suddenly became dark, leaving only two computers lit.

  It seems to be similar to a movie theater. They are all dark, but they don’t have that big screen, but two people can talk, which is many times better than a movie theater.

Sitting back on the sofa, Xu Qing has replaced Jet Li's version of Huang Feihong, which is the most classic series in his mind.

Naturally, Xu Qing took Jiang He’s legs and came over again. The two squeezed on the sofa, feeling each other’s temperature. Jiang He pursed his mouth as if nothing had happened, and moved his shoulders after a while. Change yourself to a comfortable position and lean against Xu Qing.

Proud…

  Xu Qing smiled secretly, seeing through Jiang He's intention to run over.

   "Is this a martial arts movie?"

   "Yes, Huang Feihong, there will be no shadows in Foshan, and no shadows can be seen when his legs move."

"So powerful."

   "Not as good as you."

  Xu Qing moved his right hand, trying to pass through her back to hold it, Jiang He lifted his body slightly, his eyes moved randomly.

  Xu Qing watched interestingly, and was accustomed to kissing everything, but she was so sensitive to physical contact.

   Could it be that he was worried about what he did too much?

I have to say that this kind of intimacy is very comfortable. The lights are turned off at night, and two people are lying on the sofa to watch a drama together. It always makes people feel very relaxed. The dark environment will also unconsciously urge a bit of ambiguity. Atmosphere.

  So the normal dating process is always in the shadow of the movie theater. If you simply drink milk tea for a meal, and then go straight to the hotel, you always feel that something is missing, as if you are opening a room to open a room.

  If you add a movie theater, the process will be different. Warm up in a dark public place first, and then open a room is love.

Xu Qing was thinking wildly, holding Jiang He’s calves in his arms, making people feel a little tighter, so he did so, holding Jiang He’s small feet in his hands by the way, feeling the delicate touch, light He sighed lightly.

   "Can you not be so... so weird?" Jiang He endured a bit, but couldn't help but speak out.

   "It's no wonder, watch the movie."

  "..."

  Jiang He frowned lightly, curled his toes twice, watched the movie for a while, and said: "I didn't wash my feet."

   "You didn't go out again, and you sat there all day like Lafayette."

   Jiang He stopped talking, bit his lip lightly, feeling weird, as if he had no strength after being held by his feet, he could only stare at the computer.

  This kind of intimacy is very comfortable, but also very shy.

  On the screen, Jet Li danced wildly with a huge lion head. Accompanied by the familiar bgm, the dim light was reflected on the faces of the two people, indeterminate.

  Winter melon has been lying on Jiang He’s computer for a long time. I felt bored. I jumped here and wanted to ask for a hug. Only then did Jiang He divert his attention and hugged the melon in his arms.

   "I want to do that live broadcast so that people can watch me play games." She tried to ignore the wrapping feeling of her feet being held by Xu Qing, and the warmth of his palms.

  "Why live games?" Xu Qing asked casually.

   "I originally wanted to make stir-fry. Then I thought about it. You were right. You need to understand it for a while before you can learn the twists and turns. You can't learn it only by looking at the surface."

Holding the winter melon in his arms, Jiang He stared at the computer screen, thinking: "If I go to cook now, I have to learn how to make videos. If I can't do it, I won't have any income. It's better to do a similar live broadcast first while moving. Bricks learn to make them, no matter whether they can be done well, there is money for moving bricks..."

   "What's so easy to learn? Just put a camera and talk to yourself. You can move the bricks while cooking."

  "This is called added value." Jiang He said seriously.

"Oh?"

   "It's just like making that iron clothes that you don't have much use, it's just a hobby, but you can film the process of making it into a video. The same is making clothes, and you can have more value. The same is true when I move bricks."

  "..."

  Xu Qing gently pinched her toes and did not speak. Jiang He couldn't help his legs tighten, "Can you not squeeze it randomly?"

   "Oh... I will help you think about it. After playing the game for so long, it is not bad to start with the game." Xu Qing was thinking seriously.

  This is the second time that Jiang He has proposed to do live broadcast. If she denies it again, it will inevitably undermine her enthusiasm.

  Besides, he can touch his little feet. There should be this reason. Jiang He should have been hesitating about this matter at night. He denied it the last time. He mustered up the courage to bring it up again... It felt a little cautious.

  This look makes people feel distressed, Xu Qing held her tightly to this side, "Did you think about it?"

"Think about it, try it anyway. I didn't think about how good it would be at the beginning. After I figured out the rules, I will be sure to cook again." Jiang He felt that moving bricks was his way, and he saved the way. Strive for better.

  This habit is similar to Xu Qing. Although he disagrees with her plan, he agrees with this way of thinking. After saving the current situation, he will try to take a step forward.

   "Speak up any ideas you have, and I will help you."

   "Just those."

   "Just live broadcast and move bricks?"

"Well, move bricks." Jiang He nodded, paused and continued: "I see others have enhanced, racing, and equipment... all of them have to invest money, I haven't learned yet, so I can only do those. Throw money for nothing."

   "Don't you try to fight a duel?"

   "Duel field?" Jiang He opened his eyes and told Xu Qing that she had never played pk in the game.

  Xu Qing thought for a while, and explained: "It's just to fight with people controlling the game, don't fight monsters, the opposite is also people, you just need to click in."

  According to Jiang He's reaction speed, if he can play very well in the arena, it is also seen.

   "I clicked the button on the duel field, and the screen went black. I can only turn off the game and reopen it."

  "Dropping city is like this..." Xu Qing instantly understood Jiang He's operation. He must have clicked after moving the bricks, and then 99% of the screen went blank. The dueling field only entered the game and clicked again.

  When she first logged into the game, she was busy moving bricks, so she didn’t know how to click...

  So he never touched the duel field.

   "Watch the movie first. Tomorrow you will try to fight a duel with nothing to do, see if you can beat others, and then consider what to broadcast. Moving bricks is too boring."

   "I will try now."

   "Don't move, watch the movie."

  The person didn't hold enough, and the greasy feet haven't touched enough...Xu Qing lifted his left hand and smelled it, and found Jiang He's incredible eyes on his side.

   "Hmm... listen to me explain."

  　 two in one

  (End of this chapter)