My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 174 Having a baby is terrible

  The community is old and quiet. Because of the approaching summer, the days are long and nights are short, and people do not go to bed so early. There are many windows in a building with lights still on.

Xu Qing lay horizontally on the sofa, holding "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" in his hands. Regardless of what he had told Jiang He to lie down and read and hurt his eyes, he lay down comfortably and pulled the sofa toward the window. Pull, the window opened a gap.

  The weather is getting hotter and hotter, but before the fan is turned on, the cool wind blows in from the window, which makes people feel peaceful and comfortable.

Sometimes I don’t want to do anything, lying there lazily, reading a book for a while, or closing my eyes to think about things, time slips through my fingers, and then I go to sleep to welcome the new tomorrow-the last time I was so pleasant , Even Xu Qing himself has forgotten how long ago it was.

  One year? Two years?

  After thinking for a while, Xu Qing clasped the book on his face and closed his eyes to rest.

   Jiang He has already begun to control him, which is not a good sign.

  The subtext has two meanings, either don’t drink, or can’t kiss her after drinking.

If you want to have both, you have to suppress it by force, but that is impossible. Although there is such a thing that Qing is better than blue, no matter how confident Xu Qing is, he does not think that he can control Jiang He and then force it. She smelled her own alcohol.

  I’ve been practicing since I was a child, and there is no way to compare with him. I have really struggled in troubled times, and I have been able to fight with him in peace and security for so many years at most, and it’s not comparable.

  Forcing to think about something is very exciting...you can only think about it, and in the end you have to be outsmart.

"You fell asleep?"

  Jiang He looked at his face with the book still motionless, and asked aloud, Xu Qing closed his eyes and was too lazy to answer, still considering how he could not be forced...

  It is impossible to force Jiang He, but he can't be held by Jiang He all the time. When he sleeps a room later, Jiang He rolls over and presses him down. Isn't that the end of the calf.

   was thinking, he felt the sofa sink a bit, and then the book on his face was removed, Xu Qingqiang held back nothing, and saw what she wanted to do.

  "Are you fishing law enforcement?"

"You can't learn words randomly." Xu Qing opened her eyes when she heard her stupid question, and explained to Jiang He, who was standing in front of her and looking down at him, "I have a plan against you, so you deliberately pretended to sleep to see if I would What to do with you is called fishing law enforcement. You have no intentions against me. What kind of fish do I catch?"

  "What is the attempt?" Jiang He asked.

  "What attempt?" Xu Qing asked rhetorically.

  "?"

   "You can't kiss me secretly, even if you kiss, I won't resist it. This can't be an attempt. Only if I don't want to do it and you really want to do it, then it's an attempt."

   "Oh." Jiang He turned around boredly and left. Just seeing Xu Qing fell asleep, he really wanted to bite his mouth.

   After realizing that he was still holding the book, Jiang He turned back and buckled the book on Xu Qing's face again, "If you want to secretly beat you while you are asleep, is it an attempt?"

"You can hit me secretly? If you hit me, won't I wake up?" Xu Qing closed his eyes again, and with a feeling of reaching out, he grabbed Jiang He's hand, and then pulled it. Jiang He followed his strength and sat on the sofa.

"Even if you fainted me first, and then beat me secretly, when I wake up with a pain in my body, you will know that you beat me, so this thing can’t be done secretly. It’s different if I touch your leg. , Sneak a bit while you are asleep, and wait until you wake up without any notice, I am satisfied, you have nothing to lose, is this a win-win situation? Right.

  ——Speaking of which, why do you want to hit me secretly? "

   "I'm just asking." Jiang He sat beside Xu Qing, looking down at him and touching his hand, feeling very comfortable inexplicably.

  Thinking about it carefully, it turned out that Xu Qing’s face was blocked by the book...

  In the past, he played with his hands and looked down at the same time, which made people feel shy. Now it is much better not to look at it. Jiang He was surprised by this discovery.

  It seems that when Xu Qing hugs her leg, it is because this guy's eyes are particularly enjoyable, which makes people feel embarrassed.

Jiang He turned his head to look at the calf under his nightdress, thought about taking off the slippers, and nested on the sofa, squeezed with Xu Qing, leaned his head on his chest, took a careful breath, and couldn't help but squint. eye.

  It’s really comfortable to lie down with the person I like on such a night.

   "Don't move."

Seeing that Xu Qing wanted to remove the book on his face, Jiang He helped him cover it back carefully.

   "No, what is your quirk?" Xu Qing was a little hard to understand.

   "Not surprising at all."

   Jiang He squinted his eyes and rubbed his body, curled up in his arms as he did when watching a movie before, but he was sitting back then, now lying down.

  If you don’t cover your head, something terrible might happen...covering your head is much safer. Xu Qing is like a blind man, so she can only lie down and hug her, and can’t do anything.

   Jiang He thinks this is very good.

  "Is it comfortable to hold this way last time, and then became addicted?" Xu Qing held Jiang He's waist tightly, and analyzed the problem from her perspective.

  Girls just want to hug and lift high, this is instinct, especially for Jiang He who used to fumble with swords, a warm hug is likely to be addictive, and I want to try again.

  But why cover his face with a book, can it be considered that he is asleep? Xu Qing thinks that the modern version is nothing more than that.

   Jiang He hummed low and did not speak, but closed his eyes to feel the tenderness of this moment.

  Two people were lying on the sofa, warm, she even wanted to sleep like this, but thinking of the terrible consequences of sleeping together, she opened her eyes again.

   "You can't have a baby on the sofa, right?"

  ? ? ?

  Xu Qing froze.

  "Have you never seen the **** pictures?"

   "Why would I look at that kind of thing?"

   "Er Niang didn't teach you how to have a baby?" Xu Qing licked his lips, and he suddenly felt guilty of deceiving an ignorant girl.

   "Teach, teach." Jiang He blinked, not wanting to talk to him, "You shut up, I know."

  "……"

  Xu Qing gently rubbed her fingers on Jiang He’s waist, thinking about it, thinking she didn’t know, how could Erniang teach her how to have a baby?

Now the children are precocious. That’s because the Internet is particularly developed. Earlier, it seemed to be in the fifth grade of elementary school. Xu Qing remembered that he found a special CD and hid in Qin’s house with Qin Hao and watched it secretly. Shocked, thinking that the child was born from the ass...

  How to solve this misunderstanding later, Xu Qing has long forgotten, but it is roughly in school, there are always some precocious children talking about this, in such an environment, it will naturally be popularized by science.

  Jiang He does not have a school, nor does he have any bad playmates. Apart from practicing qigong, he should have no chance to contact them. He can only wait for Erniang to teach her when she gets married.

  Or by coincidence, go to Yihongyuan to have a look... She seems to have never been.

  "If you move around again, you will have a baby."

   Feeling Jiang He rubbing her arms from time to time, Xu Qing couldn't help but stop her thoughts and warned her.

"what?"

   Jiang He stagnated, and leaned on his chest and didn’t know what to do. “I’m a little hot.”

   "Well... I will buy you a fan tomorrow."

"it is good."

   Jiang He yelled, and couldn't help moving his arm. It was close to Xu Qing's arm. It was cool and comfortable.

   "I have an electric fan in my house, and I can also help you find it. If it is hot in the afternoon, it can blow... This kind of weather is bad for your body if it is too early to blow. It is better to use a fan."

  Xu Qing’s room was originally a utility room. The fans were cleaned up when Jiang He moved in. They were piled up in the corner and I wonder if they can be used.

  Speaking of which, don’t people who practice martial arts do not invade the cold and heat, and their minds are naturally cool?

Of course, this is just his own guess. No one knows whether martial arts are afraid of being hot or not. After all, they haven’t seen the truth very much. Most people’s cognitive approach is still TV. The heroes in the drama fly over the wall, and you chase me in the summer. You can’t sweat when you rush, and even some people with deep skills can emit ice **** with internal force, or keep out the cold...

Zhang Wuji was very hot when he passed on the exercises, he had to take off his clothes, and then burst into white smoke. The two of them were sweating profusely, because he was practicing Nine-Yang Magical Art. Yang is powerful enough. It is still Nine-Yang. It's normal, the screenwriter's mind is online.

   "Are you afraid of heat?"

   "No, it's..." Jiang He thought for a while, but couldn't describe it. He just felt a little dry, like a small fire in his heart, flickering and flickering, making people unable to calm down, thinking about moving.

  "Stop hug." She endured for a while, got up from the sofa, and sat back in front of the computer.

  It would be fine if she could move, but Xu Qing said that she would give birth to children when she moved, so she wanted to see if this guy lied to her.

Anyway, you will get married in the future. First learn these essential knowledge, which is the basic quality of being a modern wife. It can also prevent him from deceiving himself to give birth to many children. Jiang He just realized that he had some mistakes in his previous cognition and was not sleeping together. Will give birth to children.

   Xu Qing finally took the book from her face, rubbed her nose, sat on the sofa for a while, got up and pulled Jiang He's leg while watching what she was playing with.

   "How can I have a baby"

  ? ? ?

  A glance over, Jiang He has closed the webpage.

"you……"

"To shut up!"

"Oh."

  Looking at Jiang He's shameful eyes, Xu Qing wisely didn't ask any more. He always had to hide and learn some things by himself. He understood very well.

  "A touch of your foot will not give birth to a child." Xu Qing explained.

"Of course not!" Jiang He looked at him with a look of "Are you an idiot?" Of course she knew that if she touched her feet, she would give birth to a child. Isn't the world crowded with people now? ?

  Whoever wants to have a baby, just take off her shoes and touch it while she is sleeping. How can there be such an absurd thing? At least you have to lie down and sleep together.

"There will be something in the nine-year compulsory education..." Xu Qing thought for a while, and felt that if she asked her to check it online, she wouldn't know what weird things would be learned, but she didn't know where she lost the biology textbook when she was in school... …

  He took out his mobile phone and searched it in a treasure, and wanted to place an order for a popular science book, but he felt weird. Why did he let Jiang He learn about gender?

   "Baidu's things are a bit unreliable. Don't blindly believe what it says." Xu Qing finally put away the phone again, and once again solemnly explained to Jiang He that Baidu's search results were unreliable.

  "It’s like liking shoes. It’s actually very weird. Normal people don’t like it. This happens only when someone likes you to the extreme."

  "Are you finally willing to admit that you like shoes?"

   "...Well, I admit it."

  Xu Qing nodded, whether he admits it or not, it is the same. Jiang He has already recognized this fact, which can be seen from her reaction without the slightest surprise.

Don’t you just like shoes... I don’t like others, but Jiang He’s straw sandals and small high-heeled shoes. This is not unacceptable. I like watching Jiang He wears and I like the shoes. It’s okay to blur the two. .

   "You didn't like me when you hid my straw sandals." Jiang He didn't believe his nonsense.

   "It was an antique at that time. Antiques are so valuable. If you have the money to buy a big house with a vegetable plot, you can hum and plant the land."

  "Why would I still farm if there is such a big house?" Jiang He despised.

  She found that Xu Qing is sometimes stupid, not as smart as she is in other things.

   "Huh?" Xu Qing was taken aback, isn't this a hobby? "Then what do you do when you have a big house?"

  "Hire someone to help me plant it."

  "……"

  Well, every farmer has the heart of a local owner.

Xu Qing pulled it for a long time and couldn't make Jiang He lift his leg, because today she was wearing that wide nightdress instead of the new pajamas divided into two pieces, so he had no choice but to take Jiang He's hand and kiss him hard. , And then stood up and prepared to go to sleep in his utility room.

"good night."

"good night."

   "Don't be superstitious about the Internet, just look at what you find out."

  He asked Jiang He to leave the living room space for her to continue searching for the baby.

  If you don’t clarify this matter, I’m afraid I won’t be able to sleep together before getting married.

Ancient people seemed to have an unspeakable fear of having children. The main reason was that the ancient sanitary conditions were too poor. The issue of childbirth was a walk in a ghost gate, and there was also the issue of'guaranteeing the old and protecting the young', which Xu Qing heard on TV before. These four words are always substituted involuntarily.

   Keep big and keep small.

The four words    are the choice between two lives, wife and children. After thinking of this level, he always feels chills in his heart.

At that time, Baoda didn’t just save the adult to give birth. The adult who survived this situation had almost lost fertility, and for a commoner’s family, maintaining the old meant that the incense would be cut off, unless it was saved again. Marry a second room.

  But if you can marry the second room, what is the home of common people?

  Fortunately, the modern conditions are better. One or two births are not a problem at all. I hope that Jiang He can also realize the greatness of modernity through this, and he can calm down on the matter of giving birth.

   Regarding the consideration of having a child at a young age, Xu Qing felt a bit of absurdity for no reason, and shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly. After Jiang He came, nothing was normal.

  From Jiang He's perspective, he can understand the pressure. According to Jiang He's perception, it is not unobtrusive to be a mother of two children at her age. After all, she could call herself an old man at the age of thirty.

  Find an electric fan in a pile of debris in the corner, Xu Qing wiped the dust on it, put it aside, and planned to put it in the living room in summer.

  ……

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  (End of this chapter)