My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 182 Are Not Good Things

  On May 7th, elementary school textbooks were delivered to the door.

   Jiang He curiously wanted to open it, but Xu Qing stopped him, carrying two bags of books and putting them back into his room.

  Once this bag is opened, Jiang He may not smile so well.

   "Let's go out to play tomorrow."

  Go out to play and let her start school when she comes back. This is Xu Qing's plan.

  Life must have a sense of ritual.

"where to play?"

   "Playground, now three days after the holiday is light, there should be very few people, so there is no need to line up."

  Jiang He has no objection. He turned his head and searched the playground on the computer. Hearing the name, he knew it should be fun.

  There is a message in Smart Association, "What should I do when I go to the playground with my girlfriend?", she clicked on it and answered in the next row.

"Set aside everything and use your best ability to care for her, give her happiness and satisfy her. They all say that a woman should live like a child. You only need to give her full happiness and a sense of security, and you will get her heart. Grab her. A person’s heart, naturally... good luck and happiness.”

   "Bring enough RMB, you can play with her whenever she wants to play, buy what she wants to eat, and buy what she wants!"

  「Kiss her」

  「Hold her hand for fun」

  「……」

  "Do you know what this is called a self-guided strategy?" Xu Qing leaned to the side and took a look, amused.

  No wonder learning so fast, watching something every day.

  "What strategy?" Jiang He closed the webpage casually.

   "I haven't started to do anything to you yet, you are ready yourself."

   "Don't you?"

   "Um... that's not important."

  Xu Qing is not easy to say about this. If you use concrete values ​​to express it, probably he only did 60%, and the remaining 40% was Jiang He's own strategy.

   "You love me, otherwise I would have been slapped on the wall."

  He moved his arms and kicks, and started punching again, working hard for his future family status.

Jiang He was non-committal, lying on a chair holding a winter melon and blowing a fan. The weather has been abnormal recently. The morning is fine. The afternoon is getting hotter day by day. The sun begins to glow gradually. The sun shines through the windows, and sometimes curtains are drawn to cover the surge The enthusiasm to come in.

  Placed his right hand on the computer at will, watching Xu Qing practice boxing sharply, Jiang He shook his leg on the sofa twice, looking relaxed and contented.

  "The first time you lied to me, it was bad for you, the second time I was deceived, and the third time you lied to me, neither of us was a thing."

"what?"

  Xu Qing's punching movement paused, and he turned his head to look at her.

   "This foreign devil named Stephen said it." Jiang He pointed to the computer.

  Xu Qing's eyes showed relief.

  Wait to teach her the workbook, she will graduate from elementary school soon.

  ……

  The next day was cloudy, and the cool breeze was blowing slowly, not at all noisy.

  Eating breakfast and taking care of it, Jiang He put on lip balm under Xu Qing's guidance, his hair was neatly tied in a ponytail, and he put on a peaked cap.

  The upper body is white with short sleeves, a thin sunscreen is put on, and the lower body is high-waisted and wide-leg pants. The body looks thin, making the already slender figure taller.

  It's just that he still can't compare to Xu Qing's 1.8-meter silly big man, standing together looks small, and looks tall by himself.

   "Why wear a hat?"

   Jiang He is a little uncomfortable with peaked caps. He always wanted to stretch out his hand, blocking her vision.

   "Sun protection, I am too lazy to hold an umbrella."

   "Then why don't you wear it?"

   "I'm not afraid of getting sun-dried." Xu Qing went out to check the weather, took Jiang He's hat and clasped it on his head, "You can wear it again when the sun gets bigger."

  Jiangcheng Amusement Park is close to the suburbs and needs to take a bus transfer. Two people get on the bus according to the planned route. When they get to the bus, they take out their mobile phones and click the bus code. They sit in the back row and wait for the stop.

  With Xu Qing’s help, Xu Qing’s ID card, WeChat phone, etc. are used in all places where identity is needed. Daily life is no problem at all.

   "I have taken all the buses on this stop sign." Jiang He lowered his voice to show off.

"awesome."

   "You wear this hat like a criminal on TV."

"thank you."

   "If he meets the fat black man, he will definitely check you. It really looks like it, but a mask is missing."

  Jiang He gestured his mouth. In the movies they watched together, the bad guys looked like this. They wore a peaked cap and looked sneaky and didn't look like a good person.

   "If you could not speak like this sneaky and study the crime plan, I think it's pretty normal." Xu Qing was itchy in her ears by the heat she squirted, "And have you noticed that you talk more recently?"

  Talking attributes are cute, but Jiang He's sneaky appearance also says that he looks like a criminal...

  "Can't be loud." Jiang He pointed to the "please don't make a loud noise in the car" poster, and leaned on the chair to recover the high-cold woman.

  Xu Qing looked out the window, with an invisible smile in her eyes.

After all, Jiang He is only a girl, she is at a lively age, but she looks dull and dull because she was too depressed before, a little dull, as her nature gradually liberates, she should like to play games, watch movies and listen to songs more and more. .

  Well, there is still love.

  Just like to pretend to be calm...Xu Qing glanced sideways at Jiang He, wondering if she could be calm and comfortable in the amusement park.

  For nearly an hour, the two men arrived at the gate of the amusement park. Jiang He wanted to go to the ticket office next to him, but Xu Qing was dragged by Xu Qing and walked in the opposite direction. He went to a small shop in the other direction to buy two bottles of water, and talked to the boss by the way.

  "Are there any discount tickets?"

   "Yes, yes!"

  The boss just wanted to ask if they wanted to play. There are discount tickets here. Xu Qing blocked his eyebrows and took out two adult tickets from under the table and pushed them along with two bottles of mineral water.

   "One hundred and eight, you can buy it at the window to two hundred and six."

  "It's cheaper than online?" Xu Qing took it over and took a look, "Can it be used?"

Next to   , Jiang He felt a pain when he heard the price of meat, and then felt that the discount was great.

   "Sure, my store can't run right here, internal price." The boss winked, watching Xu Qing pay the money, greeted and had fun.

  Leaving the small shop, Jiang He took the ticket in Xu Qing's hand and looked left and right.

   "How can it be so much cheaper?"

  "The internal price is the employee benefits or other messy delivery. If you sell it to him, he will resell it.

  As long as it is not the kind of place where people are full of people who need to grab scalper tickets, there are usually such things, like scenic spots, concerts and so on..."

  Xu Qing looked back at the store there, and explained with a smile: “As long as you can make money, you can do everything. They are smart to make money, and you are smart to save money.”

   "That...that..." Jiang He looked up at the gate of the amusement park, "Isn't it a loss that the tickets at their ticket office can't sell?"

   "It depends on the situation, sometimes they deliberately put it to attract popularity, and sometimes... they are leaked."

  "Why do you know everything?"

   "When you know why I know, you will know too."

  Xu Qing thought for a while and took her up the escalator, “There is something called the curse of knowledge. I know many things, but I can’t make you understand how I know.

  Maybe it is only when your life journey reaches a certain day and a certain moment, when you finish a certain thing, or see a certain thing, you suddenly understand, oh, it is like this. "

   "The curse of knowledge?"

"Well, you can't understand what some stupid people are thinking, and they can't understand what you say, similar to the poor information, which is related to all aspects, experience, insight, thinking, logic... everything, all together, do you understand?"

   "Understood, you are that stupid person." Jiang He nodded.

   "Well, I am."

  Jiang He shook Xu Qing's fingers and raised his head to look away.

  Xu Qing smiled disapprovingly. There are so many books at home for Jiang He, how can she not understand.

Check the ticket to enter the park, and take a map of the park by the way. Two people did not save the bag. Only Jiang He carried her bear bag. Xu Qing’s mobile phone key was directly in his pocket. Without the bag, one person carried a bottle of mineral water. Go inside.

Jiangcheng Amusement Park covers an area of ​​more than 600 acres and has nine themed areas. If you line up on weekends and holidays, it is difficult to play them all. Now the festival has just passed and there are only scattered tourists inside. Not only do you need to line up, but it is a bit unpopular. The project has to wait for a certain number of people to start.

   "Is this a place for fun?"

  The scream coming from the side made Jiang He put away the girl's mentality, his expression was slightly solemn, and the huge steel machine gave her a sense of crisis.

   Looking up, there are chairs on the big roulette tens of meters high, and people are tied to it and spinning...

   "You'll know if you play it first!"

  Xu Qing was also a little confused. Although Jiangcheng had such an amusement park, he had come for the first time. The ticket price of more than one hundred yuan should not be wasted.

When they went to the waiting area to wait for the next game to start, Xu Qing and Jiang He put their bits and pieces in a temporary cabinet next to them, and sat on chairs together. Jiang He still looked dignified, a little uneasy and said, "I feel a little scary. , Is this really some kind of punishment?"

  She was panicked, but still tried her best to keep calm.

   "...You are so good, you can fly down even if something happens, right?" Xu Qing was a little uncertain, "Or...I'll try it first."

"I……"

   Jiang He thought of those from Baidu last night, shook his head, and then quietly shook off the shoulder press and seat belt on the chair, which was very strong, which made her breathe a sigh of relief.

  "Welcome to the Super Pendulum..."

  The staff introduced loudly in the operating room, and the big pendulum slowly moved in response to the loud dynamic music around.

Xu Qing, who started to rise, regretted it.

  Very regretful.

   Jiang He is right, this is a very modern penalty.

  The machine began to sway, spinning around.

Three minutes, say it’s not long, say it’s not short, it takes a long time to pee in normal times, but at this time it is extremely long. Xu Qingsheng closed his eyes imperceptibly, his hands were pinched by Jiang He so that he felt pain, and the feeling of weightlessness was lost. Wrapped from all directions.

  "Happy time is always short..."

  I don’t know when, the staff finally began to speak again, the pendulum began to slow down, and the screams from left and right stopped.

  Getting off the device, Xu Qing's legs softened and he almost couldn't stand firm.

  Looking sideways, Jiang He's face was pale.

  The two took the bag and the phone key silently, followed the flow of people out of the exit, and found a bench to sit down.

  "Are you still playing?"

"do you want?"

   "Will you be afraid of such a high level of martial arts?"

  "If you don’t tie me around and make me jump from that height, I’m not afraid."

   "...you feel safe when you have your feet on the ground, right."

"Ok."

  "……"

  "……"

  There was another scream not far away.

  "Are you still playing?" Jiang He asked this time, her expression was serious, "I can watch you play."

   "Why don't you change it, I watch you play?"

  Xu Qing was unable to spit out, especially Wang Zijun, this scam, I definitely wanted to pit him over and feel it that day.

He could already imagine that Wang Zijun was playing this game with his girlfriend with a pale face, and then the girlfriend was very excited to pull him in line, and then a phone rang, Wang Zijun pretended to be excited and shouted:'You Paradise, let's play together! ’

   "How do they play so happy?"

   Jiang He looked up at the person hanging on it and couldn't help but speak.

   "Maybe he was kidnapped." Xu Qing also raised his head, "If his girlfriend wants to play, his boyfriend has to accompany him."

   "I will not accompany you."

   "...It shows that our relationship is not strong enough."

  "Are you with me?" Jiang He expressed doubt.

   "I will not accompany you either."

  Xu Qing felt that it was stupid for the two weak chickens to discuss this impossible thing, and obviously no one dared to go up again.

   "If this torture is used in a big jail, anyone who is not honest will tie him to it for a few hours..."

   Jiang He said, the two shuddered when they thought of the scene.

so horrible.

  Xu Qing turned his head and looked around, removing the surrounding screams. The scenery of the park is still good. He suggested: "Or we can take a picture."

  More than one hundred... just waste it.

"Yeah!"

   Jiang He incomparably agreed.

  Sitting on the chair for a long time, the two people slowly came over, a bottle of mineral water had been drunk, and they took a few photos and went to the toilet.

  While waiting for Jiang He to come out, Xu Qing rubbed his palms and spread out the guide map of the park, only to remember that there were some peaceful projects, like a merry-go-round...

  Although a big man loses his share when playing this thing, it makes sense to accompany his girlfriend.

  Jiang He washed his hands at the faucet and wiped his hands out. He felt that the sun was a little bit bigger, and thinking about how he was tanned, he reached out and took off Xu Qing's hat with a diagonal belt and clasped it on his head.

   "Why do you go to the toilet so fast every time?"

   "Because I am a man."

   "Don't you need to... wipe it?"

   "Huh?" Xu Qing looked at her pretending to be fine, and said, "Do you girls have to wipe it?"

   "Deng the disciple!"

  "……"

  Double standard!

  Xu Qing put away the guide map, skipped the question, pointed to the distance and said: "Let's play the carousel."

   "Still going to play?" Jiang He trembled.

   "This one won't fly, nor will it flick around, just like riding a horse."

   "...Let's take a look." Jiang He pulled the brim of his hat, a little disbelief.

  If she would tie people up and hung them in the air, she would watch Xu Qing play alone.

  (End of this chapter)