My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 242 Why is there a laurel tree

   Jiang He left angrily, not sitting with him, in broad daylight...

   also took away his books before leaving.

  She remembered that she had just gone to Gong Ping's place, Gong Ping practiced yoga. She placed a word horse on the blanket and pressed her body down, which looked very elastic.

  Xu Qing definitely likes that better.

   Jiang He squinted Xu Qing sternly.

  Xu Qing was twirling her fingers, and immediately made her grit her teeth.

   "Xu Qing!"

"Hey."

   "We are not married yet!"

   "I know, if we get married..." Xu Qing's voice became smaller, showing a smirk, just like the second fool on the street.

  Comfortable.

  Mr. Chen said it well, what is the quality?

   New cotton in early summer.

  After recollecting for a moment, he stretched his waist and wrote a film review today. The video was just updated yesterday, and suddenly there was nothing to do.

  Xu Qing looked around, Jiang He was sitting at the window holding his thick three-body and looking carefully.

  To eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three bodies.

The beginning of this book is very fragmented, and it can't even stand up to science fiction. The simple and unpretentious text and the few branches of babble, Xu Qing remembers that he almost put it down several times at the beginning, until he saw Wang Miao looking out the window and looking at the calm street. The passing crowds of cars, the high-rise buildings...After a normal painting style in the peaceful era, doubts arise: war? Where is the war?

  After this paragraph, Xu Qing was substituted for Wang Miao, and he had the same doubts.

Then the theme came to light. It turned out to be a science fiction about the Earth vs. aliens, and human beings were rubbed on the ground by alien technology from the very beginning, and there is the group of "ball rapes", internal and external troubles, and under the appearance of peace is like a nest An egg-destroying crisis, the war has not yet begun, it has reached a desperate situation.

  He, a modern person, was shocked by its magnificent story, and he didn’t know how Jiang He, an ancient person, would feel...

  Maybe you don’t understand?

  Xu Qing looked at Jiang He's serious side face and let go of his mind, went to sit on Jiang He's throne, and opened the game to play two.

  I don’t know when the password on the computer was removed by Jiang He, and now he is playing Xiao Butter in front of him. There is no need for the password to exist.

  "Are you looking for power leveling?"

"what?"

   "How can you kill so many people?" Xu Qing looked at Jiang He's record in amazement. It was completely different from the 0/13/2 of the previous few days. The recent games turned out to be positive.

   "This game is very simple."

   "I didn't know who had been pinching his feet on the black and white screen a few days ago."

  Xu Qing clicked down the ranking, looked at the matching page and thought about it, then canceled it, closed the game and opened Hearthstone.

There are more than a hundred games on steam, but he doesn’t like to play. Some things are only a few hours after playing. In the winter, he didn’t want to go out when he was cold. When he was bored, he wanted to find new games to kill time. But without those thoughts, they can only be given to Jiang He as a family heirloom, and then passed on to the children in the future.

  Now Hearthstone is the most suitable game for him.

  Child...I don’t know what will give birth, maybe a boy?

Boys are a little more worry-free. Boys are best. If they are girls, they look like Jiang He. They just have to repeat the process of teaching Jiang He. Thinking of this, Xu Qing prefers boys again. .

  The gentle and virtuous Jiang He will definitely teach the children properly...

  A mage was encountered in the game. Xu Qing used a thief, but before he started, he was bombarded by the opposing Pyroblast, and the battle ended with a sorry voice.

  Sneak attack when he fantasizes about children, young people don’t speak martial arts.

  Xu Qing adjusted the cards to prepare for the next round, but a friend's invitation to play appeared on the screen. He looked at the id of the ‘Dark Girl’ in the second second, he searched his memory, but he did not have the impression of this friend.

  Accepted, the weasel herd attacked.

  The pastor is also opposite, and he greets at the beginning: "The Holy Light will punish you!"

  Faced with the opponent's provocation, Xu Qing smiled. The priest has never been afraid of anyone in the civil war. He screamed at the beginning of the game. Unless the opponent is angry with Tianhu, otherwise he has to fight.

  I'm lucky, three charges of Twilight Summon, five charges of Meat Demon Block, and the Weasel Army directly activates.

  Xu Qing has his own understanding of the pastor.

  Holy Light never pursues victory, what heart doubles, what 60 blood beheaded in a round, what super unfolding, what attack explodes...

  That's not what the pastor should do!

The Holy Light is pursuing pacifism. You come to hit me, and the Holy Light does not fight back. Do a mission with 40 HP. By the way, put a few mice in the opposite deck, and then let the opposite side fight, knocking out 40 HP and 40 HP. For blood, the panda is full of 200, plus Zola 240.

what? Your library is empty?

  It’s okay, as a friend, the library is not enough to talk. I will give you a few weasel, which will definitely not let you take time...

  The holy light is to help others, it’s just a trivial matter. If you hit me, I will give you cards. This is the profound meaning of the holy light.

"Hello there!"

  When the opponent played the Weasel card for the fifth time, Xu Qing greeted the opponent friendly.

  Then the other party retreated.

Then Jiang He's mobile phone rang, she took it out and looked at Xu Qing, who was in a good mood just after winning the game, and explained to the mobile phone: "I'm not playing, I'm reading a book, it was Xu just now Qing playing."

   "What?" Xu Qing wondered.

  “@#/$%&**……”

  Jiang He said in his WeChat message.

   "What was that just now?" He tilted his head, with a hint of suspicion.

   "Pingping thought I was playing and wanted to play with me."

   "Dark Girl?"

   "Well, it's her." Jiang He nodded.

  "……"

  Xu Qing looked at the offline prompt in the friend column, and retracted the hand that was typing on the keyboard.

  "Your friend's psychological endurance needs to be improved, but she can be angry if she loses."

  "……"

  Gui Caixin is just a simple loss!

   Jiang He listened to Gong Ping’s voice message, and expressed sympathy for the little friend.

  By the way, we despise Xu Qing severely.

   Xu Qing has already started the next game over there, harming another stranger.

  Gong Ping: "Don’t give him a bed tonight, let him sleep on the sofa!"

   "Well, um, don't give him a bed."

   Jiang He agreed, and looked at Xu Qing sideways. Xu Qing was still happily stuffing each other with mice, having a great time.

   Hum, let him hit the floor and touch him.

  Gong Ping: "When will you play let me know, we two will play, don’t play with him."

   Jiang He: "I'm reading a book."

  Gong Ping: "What book?"

   Jiang He: "Three-body."

  She lifted the cover of the book, took a picture and sent it to Gong Ping.

  Gong Ping: "I haven't seen it, what did you talk about?"

   Jiang He: "Speaking of the previous era, it can be regarded as a history book."

   Gong Ping: "?"

  The name of the history book is "Three Body", which is an incomprehensible name, which has an inexplicable feeling of high-end atmosphere.

  Gong Ping: "It's okay to read this kind of book freely. Are you really free and good-looking? What piece of history is this?"

   Jiang He: "I saw Ye Wenjie sending messages to aliens."

  Gong Ping: "???"

  There are aliens in the history books?

  Gong Ping: "It sounds amazing, I will also buy a copy."

  Aliens to conquer the earth is not a new bridge for modern people, but it is very exciting for Jiang He. There is another creature in the outer starry sky that is more powerful than human beings. He drove an airplane and buzzed over to invade...

  Oh no, it’s a spaceship. As for why it is called a spaceship, it may be because of the word “stars and the sea”.

  Jiang He put down his phone and looked out the window. In the evening, the rain had stopped, the sky was a little brighter, and there were little drops of water hanging on the trees outside, occasionally dripping.

  Open the window a crack, and the cool wind will come in from outside, refreshing people.

  "Do you think there are really aliens?" She turned her head and asked Xu Qing.

   "I don't know, but you, an ancient person, have all appeared. Maybe there are aliens too."

   "I think so too." Jiang He raised his head and looked out of the sky, "That Chang'e might be an alien, returning to her own planet."

   "There are no aliens on the moon. Don't worry about that. We have all been on the moon. There is nothing but soil on it. The soil cannot grow vegetables."

  "How does the laurel tree grow on the moon?"

  "Osmanthus..." Xu Qing was stunned, "Maybe Chang'e's pee will change the geological structure, and then it can provide nutrients to it."

  "……"

   Jiang He threw down his book and went to cook.

   After playing two games, Xu Qing went to the kitchen to look around, sneaked an egg and threw it in his mouth, then swayed it out, picked up Jiang He and read half of the book.

  Clearly prepared a bookmark for her, but she prefers to buckle up the book directly.

"I also know your next attempt. You plan to call back. If I didn't find out in time, the entire human civilization would be destroyed in your hands! Of course, this doesn't mean that we are afraid of invasion from the universe. Such things have really happened, and the alien invaders will inevitably be submerged in the vast ocean of People's War!"

  Xu Qing read a paragraph in a vigorous and frustrating manner, put the bookmark in and put it away, and then looked at the paragraph again, slapped at the last sentence, deeply impressed by the power of Liu's pen.

  Alien invaders will inevitably be submerged in the vast ocean of People’s War...

  In just a few words, the heavy feeling of that period of history rushes to the face.

   Picked up the pen and marked it, Xu Qing put down the book. Although he doesn't write novels, he can be regarded as a content exporter. Regardless of whether he writes a film review or an up writer, he needs a certain amount of creative ability. This is why he likes to read books.

  From another perspective, perhaps it is precisely because of this kind of reading ability that ordinary people do not have, that he can do a good job of outputting content.

  "Do you want to go to an adult university?" Xu Qing turned on the TV and saw the advertisement, and suddenly asked Jiang He in the kitchen.

"what is that?"

   "It's the university that adults go to. It can make up for the regret that you haven't been to school, and you can also get a diploma."

Xu Qing has never attended an adult university, and I don’t know how much help it will be, but the important thing about learning is to look at people. He feels that with Jiang He’s seriousness, he spends money to study, no matter how bad the school is, he won’t get nothing. .

   is better than playing in three full-time books... right?

   "Hmm...can you go anywhere?" Jiang He understood Xu Qing's explanation, and was still a little interested in the word university.

  Just adults...

The words    made her first reaction when she heard it just not a good thing.

  "If you want, you can prepare and I will check the information for you."

Xu Qing got up and turned on the computer, and while searching, he said: "You need to choose a suitable major. If you want to go, you need to find an area of ​​interest. Anyway, you don’t have an identity. You can just prepare during this period of time. You need to study. What's the basis of professionalism, otherwise, even if you can sign up at that time, you won't understand it after entering——

  It is the best to learn a skill, do you understand? For example, e-commerce can make you understand that the closed-loop business plan you thought about before will not work. You can think of other ways to sell pickles and sweet potatoes..."

   "It will cost money, right?" Jiang He pointed to the point.

  "It is not important to spend a little money. The important thing is to make your road wider and have more choices." Xu Qing has opened the Jiangcheng Adult University website and frowned when looking at the conditions above.

   Jiang He stood at the kitchen door and took a look, then retracted his head.

  Go to university?

  She, an ancient person, can still go to university?

  Well, she is not interested, but very interested.

  "If you want to register, you must have a junior high school diploma." Xu Qing was in trouble.

   "This way..."

   "But you can buy a secondary school diploma, which can be obtained with a little money, like the second job of Jiangcheng."

  Xu Qing was not sure about the authenticity. After thinking about it, he wanted to pick up his mobile phone and call Li Gaobo in the Electronic City.

  When I was a kid, I didn’t go to school, so I went to a secondary school and came out to open a shop and tinker with the computer.

When I got together before, I seemed to hear him talk about it. That kind of school is a mess. No matter what, there is a certificate. There are even people who don’t go to school all year round, and only go to the teacher to copy the answer given by the teacher during the exam. Just once.

  If Jiang He wants to go to school, she can only choose an adult university. It is a waste of time for her to go to this kind of vocational high school. She can also study by herself at home. It would be best if she can buy a certificate.

  Jiang He cooked the food and brought it out. Hearing Xu Qing calling there, he turned back to the kitchen to make a soup, and when he came out after serving the rice, Xu Qing had already hung up the phone.

   "It works, it depends on whether you want to go." Xu Qingdao.

   "Is it still going to be a long time?"

  "Well, I’m not sure about my identity. It’s up to you anyway, it’s never too late to learn."

  Xu Qing paused and said, "If you want to go, you must study hard, don't say anything, I will hold your leg...this kind of excuse ran to play games."

   "You were holding my leg..." Jiang He muttered softly, "And I was also working hard."

  She lowered her head and took two mouthfuls of rice, suddenly smiled, secretly glanced at Xu Qing, narrowed her smile, and continued eating seriously.

   Xu Qing noticed her, a little inexplicable, and said: "What are you laughing at?"

  Are you happy because you can go to school? No matter how you look at the female heroes, I don't like learning so much.

   Jiang He opened his mouth and shook his head after a moment, "Nothing."

   "That excuse will be useless next time."

  Xu Qing reminded him, still holding his leg...

  He played Big Bear today, so fun.

  No, I have to play with her secretly at night while she is asleep-it's safe to wait until she falls asleep, Jiang He, the little calf, is too strong.

  ……

  (End of this chapter)