My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 26 Laziness is the essence of humanity

  After reading a bunch of photos on the phone, Zhou Suzhi knew it.

  Whether someone walks, sits, or goes out, Xu Qing always takes a few photos. Even if he is not his girlfriend for the time being, this kid is interesting to him.

  Xu Qing is interesting to her-she is borrowing from Xu Qing.

   Obviously interesting to each other.

   "Looks quite young, eighteen, right? Where do you go to school?"

   "Not going to school."

   "Did not go to school? How can you not go to school when you are so handsome?"

  "What does going to school have to do with looking good?" Xu Qing wondered, "It's not a beauty contest. Isn't it reasonable for people from poor families to afford it?"

  "What if a high-achieving student can see him? Every day I am idle holding a computer at home, and I don’t even have a job." Xu Wenbin said.

   "Come on, I'm not gnawing old again. When I gnaw old, you can hum me with your nose."

   "Huh, you want to cheat me yet."

   "How did you guys meet?" Zhou Suzhi was too lazy to quarrel with the father and son, but it was a pity that the girl did not go to school at a young age, "She is not from Jiangcheng?"

  "Let's talk about my old age." Xu Qing was helpless, and didn't want to talk more about Jiang He's affairs.

  The heroine in this world hasn't figured out how to survive yet, and arrangements have been made to draw a red line for people. No, it really shouldn't.

After dinner, it was almost 8:30 in the evening. The night was deep. Zhou Suzhi packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash them. Xu Wenbin sat on the sofa with tea and watched TV. Xu Qing stayed for a while, watched and asked and asked, nothing. After doing things, he got up and left.

   "I'm going back first, you go to bed early, mom, don't go play mahjong every day, see if my dad is hungry."

   "She doesn't play mahjong, it's harder than if you don't stay at home." Xu Wenbin has a magical ability and can transfer anything to Xu Qing.

   "Wait, I heard people say that your side is haunted, it sounds like a good thing, what a woman crying in the middle of the night, what a scary ghost in red... is it okay?"

   Zhou Suzhi wanted to ask when she was eating, but she was delayed by Jiang He's photo, but now she remembers.

  Xu Qing didn't expect this to become an urban strange talk. He scratched his head to think about it, and said seriously: "It's true, I heard it too."

   "Huh? Really?!"

   "Well, dad, you have to cut the rent for me by half. It is a murderous house, otherwise I won't rent it."

   "... nonsense!"

   "A few days ago, Taoist priests used to do the work, you haven't seen it..."

   "Come down, give him a little bit." Zhou Suzhi helped to speak, "Never mind the ghost, it costs a lot to have a girlfriend."

   "He said no."

   "Yes! She is my girlfriend!" Xu Qing made a decisive decision.

  "……"

  ……

  ……

   Taking advantage of the night to return home, Jiang He was not asleep yet, and the living room was brightly lit. She didn't know when she took the sword out, held her in her arms and turned her head to look at Xu Qing entering the door.

  "Why take the sword again? I practiced the sword just now?" Xu Qing glanced at the computer, and it had been closed but had not been turned on.

  Jiang He moved his lips twice and said nothing, stood up and went back to the house, holding his clothes to take a bath after a while.

   "Why do you even bring a sword in the bath?"

   "...I want to take it."

  ? ?

  Xu Qing was puzzled by her weird behavior, "Wait, what happened to me just now?" He looked back at the door and asked, "Someone came in?"

"No."

   "Then who are you defending? Defending me?"

   "No, you are a good person."

  "……"

   didn't ask why, Xu Qing no longer struggled, anyway, it's not just to defend himself.

  A dignified generation of heroes, Xu Qing, how could he be guarded like a human defense wolf.

There was a splash of water in the bathroom. Xu Daxia leaned on the sofa and tilted his head and glanced. He couldn't help but think of something at his age, but he adjusted it quickly, silently mumbling that he was a hero, and he might not be able to punch. Only then did the messy thoughts be suppressed.

   Ten minutes later.

  Jiang He came out of the bathroom, his face was a little blushing from the steam when he had just taken a shower, and his delicate profile did not look like a female heroine walking through the rivers and lakes.

  It’s not the first time that Xu Qing has met, but she is still a little stunned.

   "Huh?" Jiang He looked back at him while looking for the hair dryer.

  "You used to be in the wind and sun, even if your skin is not rough, it shouldn’t be so delicate, right? You said you don’t know how to do internal work?!"

   "I want to teach you, you don't learn."

   "...Standing?"

"of course."

  Xu Qing is worried, other people’s homes always make a ding, or learn all kinds of peerless martial arts with a single stroke of both hands. Why does he have to practice hard when it’s his turn? !

   "Maybe you can start a training class in the future, I guess... not right."

  He just came up with an idea about Jiang He’s future career plan, and then dismissed it again-so many people who have applied for a fitness card can’t see it several times throughout the year, and they can’t lose weight. Do they practice qigong?

  Practice a fart.

   "I'll help you. Long hair is troublesome to blow. Just sit down."

   Seeing Jiang He took out the hair dryer and started blowing her hair awkwardly, Xu Qing went to help her, Jiang He hesitated and did not refuse.

   "Did the wizard catch a ghost a few days ago?" She sat quietly in the chair for a while, and asked.

   "No, all fools."

   "Didn't catch it?"

   "Where to catch it?"

  Xu Qing was amused. The ghost-playing person asked if he had caught any ghosts. It was really magical.

  "You sneaked out in the middle of the night and you were treated as a ghost. There is no ghost in this world... If you catch a ghost, you must first catch you."

"I?"

   "Yes, it's you."

   "Impossible, I am a human."

  "Well, you are a human being. The key is that no one has seen Kung Fu. If you jump up and down like you, you will be regarded as a ghost in the middle of the night. Don't run out to climb the wall in the middle of the night and you will be fine."

   "Why don't you practice martial arts?"

"Maybe... because it was too bitter." Xu Qing couldn't answer this question, but it didn't prevent him from instilling concepts into Jiang He: "Now that the living conditions are better, the people are standing up, and there is no need to practice military defense. Thinking about how to enjoy it, martial arts are too strong and useless, and then those kung fu and other things will naturally be lost——

  To put it simply, the more you live and work in peace and contentment, the fewer people will learn martial arts. Every day you want to practice martial arts well and go out to fight and stom on others, pretending to be ill, so don’t commit this problem. "

   "In order to practice martial arts to keep fit, no one would like to fight and kill."

   "It's useless to keep fit. I heard that martial arts training will leave a lot of hidden injuries, isn't it true?"

   "Outside Kungfu will have this problem. Inner Kungfu focuses on nourishing the qi, and there will be no hidden injuries."

   "Then most of us who don't practice martial arts here can live to 70 or 80 years old. How about you who practice internal martial arts?"

  "……"

   Jiang He stopped talking.

Xu Qing used a hair dryer to help her blow her hair, and said: "The better the living conditions, the fewer people who practice martial arts, because people like to enjoy it. Who will practice martial arts if you have to choose? So you see, I I'm too lazy to learn...

It can also be seen from history that Ah Qing broke three thousand soldiers with a bamboo sword at the beginning, and then Guo Jingshoucheng could hardly contend with hundreds of people. Then whoever, Linghu Chong can dominate the world without internal skills without internal skills. When it came to Wei Xiaobao, it was over. "

  "Why haven't I seen these people in history?" Jiang He was puzzled.

"Uh...this is the history of Mr. Jin. In short, Kungfu is dead. To live comfortably, you must rely on technology. If you had the current technology at that time, enough food and money, young people would definitely go to play games every day , Who practiced breaking kung fu? Put away your sword for a while and hold it."

   "There is a ghost, I will take it for self-defense."

   "Where did the ghosts come from? You did all the nonsense."

   "I saw it." Jiang He shrank his neck and said weakly.

"what?"

  Xu Qing moved for a while, "What did you see?"

   "When you went out, I saw a ghost."

  "……"

  　Thank you, the old magic boy for 5500 points reward, ten o’clock is annoying for 1000 points reward, thanks!

  (End of this chapter)