My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago
Chapter 261: Strange physique
Chapter 261 Strange Physique
boom!
There was a muffled sound.
Xu Qing suspected that Jiang He had practiced iron head skills and hit him with pain in his chest. However, she was like a okay person, her forehead was not even red, and she just reached out and brushed her forehead, as if nothing had happened.
"I hit you like this before, and you hurt for several days, isn't it anymore?" Jiang He used actual actions to prove his words.
"……"
Xu Qing was silent for a moment, he wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he nodded.
I can’t tell Jiang He that he was hit before and didn’t actually hurt for too many days. He pretended to ask Jiang He to rub it.
After all, the female heroine's advantage is not taken away.
Leave the heroine alone at home to read, Xu Qing copied it and went out. The sun was shining outside, and it was warm on her body, and it was not scorching at all.
Cheng Yulan swings her arms greatly, walking slowly while swinging, as if she is practicing some strange aerobics.
"Aunty, where is this going?"
"Activities."
Xu Qing nodded.
Sure enough, I just came out and turned, but my legs weren’t moving enough, so I had to swing my hands vigorously.
Last year now, it seems that the female heroine is pretending to be a ghost and scaring people. Cheng Yulan and a group of people wrapped him to watch the surveillance. Originally, he still had a bit of attention to the excitement, but in the past, it felt like his house collapsed. .
Jiang He stopped being a demon, and invited a mage to recite a few curses, and the matter slowly faded away. He would not mention it at ordinary times, but only occasionally said it as an anecdote.
"Jiang He said that supermarkets have rarely discounted recently, and there are not many flyers..."
"Well, there are still a lot!" Cheng Yulan became energetic when she heard this, "Next time I will take her!"
"Haha, Aunt Cheng, you are good." Xu Qingle took it, and walked slowly along with his pockets.
"The little girl doesn't have that much, just like I am idle every day."
"Yes, little girl."
"This temperament is rare."
"Preparing to get married, you have to prepare a house and a car to get married, so it’s a little bit less."
"Yeah, are you ready now?" Cheng Yulan asked.
"Yeah, ready, how long have you lived together..."
"Let your dad buy it, you young people can save some money."
"We have to save in this province. It's not just the love period of just falling in love. I play here and there all day. She has been living a stable life for a long time, and she is thinking about her calculations every day."
The two chatted one after another, Cheng Yulan raised her head slightly and looked at the distance to control her breathing rhythm and breathe in slowly.
She thinks so too. This kid is with his girlfriend. It seems that they have never worried that they will break up. They have no such thoughts. Sometimes they play mahjong or gossip with neighbourhoods, and they all guess when they are. Marriage, will a child suddenly appear and hold the wedding in a panic, so that Old Xu would be embarrassed.
Everyone is still happy to see that scene.
I don’t think about the suitability of a girlfriend or a boyfriend like when gossiping other people. When to change one — I didn’t notice it at first, but now it’s weird to think about it.
If you think about it again, it’s not surprising. Other young couples are all dressed up in splendid fashion, or they are very delicate in all aspects of nails and makeup, and they are very exquisite at a glance. The handsome men and beautiful women look beautiful, but they always make people feel impractical. .
It’s like these two goods, a casual kit stall, strolling outside with a thermos cup, occasionally sitting at the gate to enjoy the sun, squinting and chatting with them, and the other with a basket on the side of each other. The vegetable market picks and chooses, and sometimes brings the fish caught back home. When the meal is reached, the aroma of fried fish floats in the corridor.
Cheng Yulan thinks there is still a trick to see if the young people can succeed. The smell of cooking fume and rice comes out of the house from time to time, and the probability of success is much higher than that of ordering take-out or going out to eat fast food every day.
Jiang He also looks honest, clean, not a little bit more secure than the one fishing with her.
This kid's vision...
Cheng Yulan looked at Xu Qing and shook her head, not all luck.
When I was young, I felt that Xu Qing had a good brain, and now it looks like this is indeed the case.
Walking to the gate, she happened to meet Gong Ping who had come back from the outside. She glanced over Xu Qing and Cheng Yulan. She smiled and nodded to Xu Qing as saying hello.
At noon when the sun is warm and the breeze is blowing, the two pass by.
Xu Qing looked back and remembered the video of playing the piano that Jiang He showed her.
can't see it, there is this hand.
"Exercise more and smoke less." Cheng Yulan waved her arms to demonstrate to Uncle Zhao's health, Xu Qing smiled, and left in her pocket.
……
In mid-October, Qin Hao asked about Jiang He, Xu Qing discussed with him, and planned to take Jiang He over to see him.
Staying up late at night, I combed through the whole process and confirmed that there was no omission. Jiang He was lying in bed, somehow nervous.
"Will you go tomorrow?"
"I will always go to this encounter. I have prepared so many accident preventions before it is useless. It has been going well. This is a good sign." Xu Qing embraced her softly and comforted.
Getting in from the pajamas, stroking her waist, the smooth and delicate touch is always not enough.
The skin of young girls is really elastic.
Jiang He ignored his small movements, perhaps he was used to it, turned over on the bed, lay on his side and looked at the outline of the curtains, his thoughts flying in his head.
did a lot of preparations.
But...there are 13 million illegal households, if it is so simple, how could there be so many?
Expressing his worries, Jiang He tilted his head and continued: "It's not easy, is it?"
Xu Qing paused for a moment, then said, "That only accounts for... less than one percent. If you zoom in on everyone, it's a very small proportion. There will always be various kinds of people when there are more people. The reason, so, really don’t worry."
"is it?"
"Yes it is."
"What if you mess up?"
"Then...then think of other solutions at that time, it will always be solved, and you didn't come back by smuggling outside."
"I smuggled it over a thousand years ago."
"Grandma, don't think too much, let's sleep." Xu Qing pulled her back, hugged her and closed her eyes.
Everything is still unknown.
"If..."
"Don’t, if you don’t sleep, I will drink yogurt."
"……"
Slumped into silence in the bedroom.
After a while.
"I'm not sour..."
Jiang He muttered, took Xu Qing's arm and put it behind his back, and got into his arms.
No words for a night.
The next day.
Two people brought information—in fact, there was no information, not even an identity certificate, only a few photos, a self-reported material written by Jiang He himself.
Sitting in the back row of the rental, Jiang He pinched the paper and wrote there. Even though he was so familiar with it, he even occasionally thought he was a wandering past, and was still a little afraid of remembering it.
The little old lady 1200 years ago...
Thinking of this, Jiang He's fingers tightened a little.
Fortunately, this is Jiangcheng, not Jingcheng. If it is in Beijing, she probably will find it difficult to get confused by anyway.
"This is the second time I came here. I didn't expect it to be so fast, right?"
Getting out of the car, Xu Qing smiled at her. The last time he came, it was because he had beaten someone up. Jiang He had his eyes darkened at the time, and he was still a Tang dynasty who didn't understand anything.
Now she can disguise herself as a modern person.
According to the situation at the time, beating the kid was saving people instead, and I didn't receive any thanks... If you didn't vent to Jiang He on the spot, maybe that guy would be followed by Jiang He when he went out, and slapped his head. take a photo of.
In the Tang Dynasty, no one should have dared to molest Jiang He. She has not been wronged.
Even if there is, the end must be miserable. This is a female bandit who has discussed with Li Bai. Whether it is a real fight or a violent beating by Li Bai and not dead, it is worth boasting. After all, Li Bai is also a ruthless one. Stubble, thinking about ten steps to kill a person for a thousand miles without staying.
Qin Hao was inside, as I said before, they were not allowed to go directly to the household registration department-Jiang He had to come over here for a while in this situation, and a stranger appeared out of nowhere, really fooling her, thinking I want to know that it's impossible.
"Can't I be with me?" Xu Qing asked.
"What's your identity?"
"Guardian."
"Supervise a ghost, I will call you later if I have something to do."
Jiang He went in.
took a deep breath, she was generous, unlike the stuffy quail when she came for the first time, she believed she was a modern person.
After finishing the processing here, give me some results, and then take it to the household registration section. They have already said hello and will not push back and perfuse. Then just follow the normal procedures...
Xu Qing looked at the ceiling, thinking in her heart that when this matter is resolved, Jiang He no matter what job he wants to do, he wants to go to school, or he wants to travel, he can go and take a look at the great rivers and mountains of the 21st century.
You can’t go to the world alone with a sword. With money and ID, you can basically go to most places.
Even in places that were difficult to travel in ancient times, such as Lingnan, or even going abroad, go to Xiaori...the friends of the island country who had a good time to see Mount Fuji and taste sushi, men dressed as women and strolled around the brothel-it seemed like she was visiting the brothel. The wish came.
You can also go to the Maldives...Forget it, Jiang He seems to be a poor water player, and she refuses to take her to swim in the summer.
Fly, take a hot air balloon, experience the feeling of flying, as well as ships, glass plank roads... Jiang He's own savings can be used to let her go everywhere, play around, the achievements of civilization from ancient times to the present. .
Standing a thousand years later, look at the world.
Ancient people... Xu Qing has never forgotten his responsibilities. He is just an NPC, in charge of the novice guidance of ancient players. Only a little mistake has been made. He put this stupid Jiang He on the bed and wants to be his wife. .
I spent the whole morning here, and Xu Qing went in in the middle to add some more. After noon, the matter came to an end and went out together.
Silent to the door, got in the taxi, no one said anything, Jiang He squeezed Xu Qing's hand and looked over and over.
"How is it?" Xu Qing couldn't help but ask.
"I don't know yet."
Jiang He shook his head, "I heard that they have to come over several times."
"Oh, that's going well."
"is it?"
"If you just leave without follow-up, it's over."
"Also..." Jiang He reacted, and his mood became a little happier.
"What to eat?"
"Eat... barbecue?" Xu Qing asked.
"Would you like to eat out?"
"Well, I won't cook today, I will go out to eat."
It’s been a long time since the two of them came out to eat together. One reason is that Jiang He's delicious food, and the other is that he is too lazy.
I’ve stayed at home for a long time, and I don’t want to go too far. It’s more convenient to do it myself than to take a car to barbecue and grill fish outside—I’m too lazy to go at noon and play games at night.
Have a barbecue together, Xu Qing also drank a little wine, thinking about future plans.
The phone rang, he took it over and looked at it. Qin Hao sent it.
"You will have a physical examination afterwards. You may draw blood, and you will be pierced with a needle. Don’t beat others."
Xu Qing asked in advance that Jiang He had not been to the hospital yet. He was afraid that this guy would have some stupid misunderstandings peculiar to ancient people when he saw someone draw his own blood.
"Take the needle to draw it?" Jiang He's expression condensed.
"You all know the needle, it's not that powerful. The kind of big bag is called donating blood. At most, you can draw a little, or even just stick it. The kind used for the physical examination is much easier than you bite your finger to write a blood book. "
"I won't bite my finger and write a blood book. It was on TV."
"Oh."
"You are the stupid person. You trust TV in everything. It's important to know that it's fake." Jiang He looked at him with contempt.
"The biggest source of information received is the TV. This has become a subconscious concept. I can't blame me. Modern people are like this." Xu Qing feels that the pot is not in him. Everyone sees ancient people like this. Some people even think that ancient people are everyday. Those who speak are like Zou Zou Zou Zou.
"So modern people are stupid."
Jiang He came to a conclusion.
"Can you touch your conscience before you say this?" Xu Qing felt that this sentence from Jiang He's mouth was very unconventional.
"I have no conscience." Jiang He said.
"No? I'll touch it to see..."
"……"
"what!"
Some people are not as good as a chicken in combat power. They just like to find trouble. Jiang He has reason to suspect that he is the kind of physique that is said to be very happy to be beaten.
too frightening……
Jiang He quickly released his hand, wiped twice on his clothes, while watching him move his footsteps to the computer, to prevent him from using any excuses to let her have a meal in order to gain happiness, and bypass the sofa to sit on his throne. , Search for the medical examination process.
You must find a way to understand all the things that are not clear. This is called knowing yourself and the enemy.
details make a difference.
She is much smarter than Xu Qing.
Xu Qing lay on the sofa and put her arms behind her head, enjoying the quiet afternoon, and she wanted to sleep a little.
"Your internal strength won't be detected by the physical examination?" He asked suddenly.
"I don't know that."
"The other... your physique or something, I always feel that you are different from me."
"Will the physical examination of the Thai leg who kicked the broken tree with his foot be different from that of a normal person?" Jiang He asked rhetorically.
"Oh~"
Xu Qing is relieved.
"By the way, that is called Muay Thai. Although it often uses legs and elbows, it is still called boxing."
(End of this chapter)
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