My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 267 Woman Xia

  After taking a shower, Xu Qingwo only exposed his head in the bed, warming the bed hard.

  It will take about half a month to heat up. This period is the most difficult time. I don’t want to go out when I get into the bed, and I want to go in after I get out of the bed.

  The sound of kicking and pedaling came from outside, Jiang He plopped in in his pajamas, retracted into the quilt and covered him with his hand.

   "Don't make trouble, it's cold through the clothes."

"I do not."

"Hey……"

  Xu Qing grinned for a while before adapting to the temperature of her palm, and clamped her two small hands with her arms.

"Now that I have learned to live in modern times, I have also settled the matter of identity. I can run away with my bag at any time. You should worry, instead of becoming as good as before, and you want me to help you warm your bed. ..."

Jiang He murmured, stretched out a hand to turn off the headlight, leaving only a small night light, and then quickly retracted into the quilt, and just like Xu Qing, with his head exposed outside, rubbed the pillow and continued to murmur, "...before I can't help but send others to the fence, even if you bully me, I still want to..."

  "When did I bully you?"

   "You lied to me."

  "Now you and I are lying in a bed. If the backpack runs off the road, just run away. Anyway, the advantage that should be taken is taken up."

"Humph!"

   "Speaking of which we are all like now." Xu Qing fumbled and groped, and sighed: "It doesn't matter if you have a house, right?"

"There are relationships."

"what is the relationship?"

   "Just lying on a bed will make you change. Wouldn't you be even more exaggerated if you were in the bridal chamber?" Jiang He rubbed his feet against him, "I don't know how to be ashamed before getting married."

   "Then what are you doing now? We have lived together for so long, anyone would think we already have something."

   "It's good to have a clear conscience."

  "……"

  Xu Qing didn't know which heart she was asking for her clear conscience. Anyway, she couldn't beat it, and she couldn't hold it. Unless she agreed, she had to push it halfway at least.

  The hot quilt made the two people stick together, Xu Qing stretched out his arm and pressed the light off, planning to work harder.

   "What are you doing?" Jiang He wrapped the quilt and shrank back.

   "A kiss."

  Xu Qing came over.

   "No, go to sleep."

"not sleepy."

  Xu Qing dangled for a while, seeing Jiang He dodge, and simply shrank and got into the quilt. Jiang He screamed and hurriedly tightened the quilt.

"do not……"

  In the dark bedroom, only the shadow of the quilt agitated.

   Jiang He covered the quilt with his hand and didn't know when to cover his mouth.

  ……

  The next day.

  Xu Qing lay melancholy on the bed, watching Jiang He play with her lavender vigorously.

   hasn't sprouted yet, there is only a black pot of soil, and people who don't know thought she kept a pot of soil there.

  "Are we getting a certificate count as marriage?"

"what?"

  Jiang He was stunned for a moment, and suddenly recalled, his heart banged, "That..."

does it count?

  If you have the final say, you will have a baby... Thinking of this, Jiang He held his breath and fiddled with the soil in the jar.

  She really did not expect this level. The moment before she was still happy that her identity was settled, and the next moment was when Ma Liu received the certificate by Xu Qing...

   "It doesn't count!" Jiang He's eyes fell out of the window, calming his flustered mood.

   "I still have to do wine?"

   "Do... do..."

  Jiang He suddenly panicked again. It seems that obtaining the certificate and handling the wine are very easy.

   "Looking at what scared you, I just ask casually." Xu Qing came behind her, pinched her slender waist, turned around and went out to wash.

  This has to think about a conspiracy, let her take the initiative to throw her arms, or she will look like a rabbit.

  Xu, the great conspirator, Qing spent the morning thinking about the conspiracy.

   "Xu Qing, the wall-facer, I am your wall-breaker."

  Jiang He put down his book and stretched out. Seeing Xu Qing's thoughtful expression, he frowned and said seriously.

   "What is broken?" Xu Qing returned to his senses.

   "Are you thinking about when to get married?" Jiang He's face was a little red, but he still tried to keep it serious, "What are you planning...what...that what?"

  "……"

   "I have seen through your strategy, so I want to beat you to maintain my deterrence."

   "Hey, this is all your unreasonable speculation, I just posted a daze!"

   "You have been in a daze all morning." Jiang He moved his wrists, "Don't you think about anything other than that?"

   "If you want to add a crime, there is nothing wrong with it. I just think about which part of the video should be cut, and you will beat me for unwarranted reasons. The injustice is caused by someone like you!"

"is it?"

"Yes it is."

   "Okay, then." Jiang He stared at him suspiciously for a moment, and reluctantly accepted his explanation.

   "Actually...actually...I just didn't prepare mentally." She suddenly looked sideways out of the window.

   "...you stop."

Xu Qing gestured to pause, rubbing his forehead and said: "When this kind of thing needs emotional bursts, it's the kind of natural...I can't tell. You are discussing this kind of problem with me in such a serious manner. It's very strange to know. Right?"

   "Is it weird?"

   "Very very strange."

   "Well...I think it's weird too." Jiang He reflected on himself, always thinking about being a normal modern person, but it seemed that he was too late.

"It's like...like... I told you before, hold your leg and wait for the emotions to come, and something will happen naturally. You don't need to sit down and discuss when to have **** with the country. , I occasionally say just to express my appeal. This is a temptation, understand?"

   "But you are talking to me very seriously now." Jiang He didn't want to continue on this topic, and looked away with red ears.

   "Because I was affected by your stupid behavior, IQ will be contagious."

"Humph."

   Jiang He hummed, turned and left the window sill, and went to the refrigerator to look through the dishes he was cooking today.

  Xu Qing sat back in the chair, holding the back of the chair with both hands, resting his chin there, slowly sinking into thought.

  This time, I was not thinking about conspiracy, but reminiscing about the past and present of the two.

  A long time later, he shook his head and laughed.

  It's strange.

  What I enjoy is being beaten by a female hero...Bah, all kinds of being with Jiang He are not the only ones who can behave stupidly and explain to him, this is also a kind of fun.

  Winter melon held the kfc linkage paper bucket they brought back, tried to get in and failed, patted the ground with a paw, and continued to drill.

  "If we quarrel in the future, you can just beat me up. Don't cry or do self-harm or something with a sword. It's stupid."

   "What caused you to have the illusion that I would use the sword to cut myself when we quarreled?" Jiang He looked back at him strangely.

   "It won't be fine, that's what I said." Xu Qing waved his hand.

  It’s impossible to even think about it. The heroine is a reasonable person. She has always been. If she is wrong, she will admit it. How can she fight.

  After eating.

  Neither of them have the habit of taking a nap. They watched a movie together, the very old one, "This Man Comes From Earth".

A room with a few people held a small symposium to discuss whether the male lead was a longevity species that had survived from ancient times. All kinds of professors here raised questions, and they were all challenged by the male lead one by one. answer.

  A film with a very low cost, but with a very high rating, it is very suitable for watching with someone you like in such an early winter afternoon.

Jiang He didn't look down on this kind of film at first. After watching "Twelve Angry Men" with Xu Qing last time, he suddenly learned about the fun of the movie, as well as the performance art, taste and knowledge of the movie. less.

  "He also wants to hide himself, why should he tell others?"

   "If you have been bored with something for a long time, you will get bored and get sick. Always find a catharsis, just tell a story."

   "So you called me the heroine at home last night?"

   "Well... they won't believe it anyway, unless my dad is Alzheimer's. By the way, let them know your true identity. After all, we are going to get married. As for whether they believe it or not, it doesn't matter to us."

   "Cunning villain."

  ……

  After watching, Xu Qing stretched out and got up and went out to stroll around. Jiang He was at home alone, reminiscing about the movie he just watched, thinking for a long time.

  Go back to the computer and open the number Xu Qing had registered for her. Jiang He broke his fingers and wrote what was considered his first film review on the computer.

   "If the truth is too horrible, no one will believe it. The truth is the same whether you say it or not. Anyway, no one takes it seriously. Even if it is the truth, it will be treated as a story..."

  ……

  Uncle Zhao had a cigarette between his fingers, squinted at the sunlight in the distance, and saw Xu Qing swaying over, spitting out a puff of smoke.

   "I'm in good spirits, is it a happy event?"

   "Well, that's it."

   "Hey." Uncle Zhao smiled and squeezed his eyes, "Can you get married now?"

  Xu Qing was stunned, his eyes turned, nodding and smiling: "It's coming soon, I will invite you to have a wedding wine at that time."

   "Definitely drink it."

  Uncle Zhao was happier. Xu Qing sat next to him with elbows on his knees, bent over and looked across the road, and said, “Thank you, Uncle Zhao.”

   "Thank you, you kid... come one?"

   "Cough this cough... Okay, let's get one." Xu Qing took the cigarette that he had shaken out, took a light sip, and said, "Bring me a box from my dad another day."

   "Then dare to love it!"

Two people sitting at the gate swallowing the clouds, basking in the sun, Gong Ping passed by, stepping on the ground with high-heeled shoes, looking at them interestingly, and seeing Xu Qing looking over, smiling at him, stepping on the graceful Step away.

   "I see what kind of fund they make, it seems to be very profitable, will you play that?"

   "Huh?" Xu Qing's alarm bell rang, "Do you want to play too?"

   "Just understand what it is, I think it seems that others can make money easily."

  "It's investment, don't you know about investing, stocks, futures, funds, these are all sorts of things, some who make a lot of money and drink spicy food, and some who lose money jump off the building."

   "Oh, I've heard of this, that's it." Zhao Shu looked clear.

   "Yes, you can take a moment, I just lost a few thousand yuan a few days ago, and I asked Jiang He to scold me every day. It's not that... just to feel better."

   "It should be scolded. Thousands of dollars are spent for fun." Zhao Shu smiled, dispelling the thought of tinkering.

Xu Qing took a long cigarette and said, "It's a waste of money. I will play stocks at the beginning, and lose money if they fall. Later, I learned to short sell, and if stocks rise, I will lose money. Then I play options. Go, I lose money regardless of whether the stock rises or falls. Then I think this thing is not good, so I change to futures... Oh, this is great!"

   "Making a big profit?"

   "You can lose money when you sleep at night."

  "Fuck you, tell me the cross talk, what about you?" Zhao Shu cursed.

   "Hahaha, this thing is gambling, bad luck."

   Pressed out the cigarette butt, Xu Qing turned to pour some water, only to find that the thermos cup had not been brought out.

  It’s a good habit to bring a cup, take a sip when you are thirsty, and take a small amount several times. It will not burden the kidneys. It can also keep hydrated at all times, so that it will not suddenly become a mummy.

  Regardless of the risk of becoming a mummy in the city, experts have long said that there are only two possibilities, change or unchanged. This is 50% each, and half the probability.

  According to Murphy's law, if something has the possibility of going bad...

  To sum up, if you go out without a thermos, you will become a mummy.

  Xu Qing didn't want to become a mummy. He watched Zhao Shu drink water and became a little anxious about his transformation. After sitting for a while, he went back home to find his own cup to drink water.

  Jiang He was still struggling to type with one-finger Zen. When he came in, he only glanced sideways, and continued to work hard to revise what he had written.

"what are you writing?"

  "Tang Dynasty people's self-cultivation"

   "...awesome."

  Xu Qing gave a thumbs up and came over with a cup of water. Jiang He hadn't finished writing, so he just ordered Minimize and didn't show it to him. He had to turn around and go out and continue to chat with Zhao Shu.

  The day has passed one week.

  When the courier phone rang, Jiang He's heartbeat speeded up sharply, which was different from the mood when he went out that day. Now this is a real deal.

  Originally, it took 30 days to pick it up. Expedited delivery can be shortened to ten days. She had always been stingy and chose to mail it without hesitation.

  "Here?" Xu Qing was also excited, and caring was chaotic. With their level of care, as long as they didn't hold it in their hands for a day, the last breath could not go down.

"I'll get it!"

  Jiang He trot out, Xu Qing thought for a while and didn't keep up. He watched Jiang He run out at the window, and then ran back in a short while.

  Close the door tightly, she took a deep breath, tore open the kraft paper bag, saw the thin card inside, stroked her finger over the word'Jiang He'.

  I was still wearing a shirt when I submitted various materials for the first time. It is winter now.

   "The shot is beautiful." Xu Qing smiled at her picture.

  "I...I'm Jiang He, citizen ID number..." Jiang He's eyebrows gradually curled.

  Its meaning is not only a proof of modern people.

  She can no longer rely entirely on Xu Qing and other people. From then on, the sky is big and the earth can go everywhere.

   "Should I say congratulations?"

  Xu Qing helped her to pick up her broken hair on her forehead, feeling a little bit, this little old lady is really getting into modern society now.

  As long as Jiang He herself is not exposed, no one can reveal her identity.

   "Xu Qing, thank you." Jiang He raised his feet and kissed his lips.

  "You worked **** your own."

   "Ms. Xu taught well."

  Holding it in her hand for a long time, she carefully put the thin card into the purse, then put the purse into the bear bag, and patted it with her hand.

   "Me, Jiang He, a modern scholar!"

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