My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 278 Men should be self-improvement, with yellow decals on the mirror

  There are verdant vegetation on the hillside, three scented candles are inserted on the ground, and the light smoke just rises before being blown away by the breeze.

  The sun shines obliquely.

   Jiang He covered his forehead with his hand and looked up slightly to the sky. Scenes from a thousand years ago flashed before his eyes, and then everything in the modern steel city.

  The trance of time and space disorder rose from her. Xu Qing looked at it and felt that her profile had become erratic at a certain moment, as if she was far away and very close.

   People who do not belong to this time and space, can they really stay here for a long time?

  Xu Qing subconsciously stretched out her hand and held her arm on her knee. Jiang He glanced sideways and smiled at him.

  This smile made Xu Qing breathe a sigh of relief. The weirdness just disappeared.

  Two people squatted on the ground, watching the incense candle slowly burning.

  Her village at that time has now become a small soil slope, with stone steps winding up in the distance, and a little further away, modern buildings stand on the flat ground, looking like a farmhouse.

He closed his eyes, and there was only the rustle of the breeze across the grass in his ears. Time seemed to go backwards at this time. There were large tracts of yellow land and thatched huts, sparse crops, people with broken clothes, dirty arms and cheeks, and A woman wearing a straw hat.

   Xu Qing was in a daze for a moment, as if seeing a group of people talking and laughing here, holding dark pancakes and swallowing, the woman looked at him from a distance and nodded slightly.

  Opening his eyes, the breeze and weeds are still there. Under this land, Jiang He's past and memories are buried.

   "Let's go."

   Jiang He stood up, patted his hands, and let out a breath, as if he had fulfilled some wish.

  "Wait for it to finish burning." Xu Qing pointed to the still smoking joss stick, "If we leave, if it gets up, you will be arrested."

   "It seems you ordered it?"

   "You plugged it in."

   "You bought it."

   "...I was caught together anyway."

  Jiang He smiled, leaned back on his back, wrapped his arms around Xu Qing, and gently shook it twice.

   "You said if I didn't come, what would happen?"

"Probably...you don't know the day when someone is hacked to death. I am leisurely in modern times, drinking coke and watching dramas, and when the mice are married, they realize that I should also find a girlfriend...well...and then Under the pressure of the old man, find a decent job, go on a blind date, or meet someone you get along with yourself."

   "I won't be hacked to death, only I hacked others." Jiang He looked into the distance and said, "Maybe I will meet a big family."

   "Then be buried, and then dug out?"

   "You don't know it's me when you dig it out."

   "We don't know each other?"

  "How can I know it."

   "That's too boring."

   Talking and laughing, the joss stick slowly burned, the burned ashes at the top were blown off by the wind, and the bottom was wet for a while because of the moist soil.

  When the joss stick went out naturally, Xu Qing got up with Jiang He on his back, turned around and looked around.

   "Master, I ran away with Jiang He!"

   "You are going to die!" Jiang He squeezed him.

  Xu Qing laughed and ran down the hillside, Jiang He was not heavy, and the backpack hung on his chest was not heavy, so there was no pressure on him at all.

  The little stockade in Gusu...

  From now on, it only exists in memories.

  ……

  Xu Qing originally thought Jiang He would be sad, but she didn't expect her to adjust very quickly.

  Just like the first day in Suzhou, I was a little bit lost on the road, and I recovered my mind when I got out of the car.

   "Crying doesn't help, so you don't have to expect to make me angry in the future. I will cry to you like those stupid women on TV. I will only beat you to make you cry."

   "Let us scholars be reasonable."

  "Who is a scholar with you?"

  Sitting on the subway, Jiang He threatened him with a fierce expression, "You are not telling the truth, you are deceiving."

  This person always thinks about ruining her body before marriage. He is uneasy and kind. Maybe he will dislike it if he gets it. Then he will have to be beaten.

  The subway sprinted forward, and the car next door suddenly became noisy, as if something was going on.

  The two people turned their heads and looked over at the same time, and then looked at each other.

   "Is the zombie virus going to break out?" Jiang He excitedly prepared to carry Xu Qing away, she had seen this situation.

  It doesn’t matter if the great sword is not around. At the beginning of the outbreak, there are not so many dangerous zombies. As long as you run fast, you can use it on the ground at will. If you want to escape or fight, you can advance and retreat flexibly.

  "Why do you think of zombies?" Xu Qing was puzzled.

  "How similar this situation is to the movie...you, me, husband and wife, the couple over there, and the one with a big belly, the next step is for us to run together."

  The golden configuration of the movie was found out one by one by Jiang He, which surprised Xu Qing. Her understanding of the movie seemed to be quite good.

  "……"

  "Then the zombies in the next car rushed over." Jiang He continued to perfect the script.

   "It's a pity that you are not a director." Xu Qing chuckled, whispering to Jiang He.

  The farce in the car next door didn't know what was going on. Anyway, after the next stop was stopped, there was a wave of noise. The zombies that Jiang He was expecting did not happen. After all, they were all movies. She was an ancient person against zombies, it was too exhausting.

  Another group of people came up, and Xu Qing took Jiang He and leaned over there, listening to other people’s chatting, and from the few words, it seemed that someone was about to jump off the car.

amazing.

  Xu Qing lamented the wonder of human beings.

The   woman knows that the subway will crush her to death. For such a big car, no golden bells and iron blouses work.

   "Next, we should go around and have fun."

"where to play?"

   "Sword Pond, you should like it."

  Xu Qing thinks that female heroes like swords so much, she should like Jianchi.

Listening to the name, he thought it was a place with countless swords, just like the "sword pool" in the novel. The pool was full of various swords. The disciples under the door came to choose the sword, the spirit sword chooses the master, chooses each other, and then the protagonist goes over. , Peerless Fierce Sword, which hadn't moved for hundreds of thousands of years, was excited, and wanted to follow the protagonist.

  It took a look, oh, it turned out that the pond was shaped like a sword.

  Two people bought tickets, each forty, and Xu Qing energetically pulled Jiang He straight to the goal.

  The four big characters on the round arch are, "Don't have a hole in the sky". When you go in, you can see two stone cliffs rising from the ground. In the middle is a pool of green water. The pool is long and narrow, wide in the south and narrow in the north. It looks like a flat sword.

"That's it?"

  Xu Qing was lost for a moment, then looked at Jiang He, "Is it like this before?"

  Jiang He curled his lips, feeling that Xu Qing was as stupid as a screaming stupid donkey, "Who used to pay to see this before."

   "...This is the power of time."

  Xu Qing finally wanted to understand that the places of interest that people are now interested in, in the eyes of Jiang He at that time, are broken stones and broken houses on the side of the road.

Just like he feels that his community is old and small, if he can save a few thousand years and then make a big man, it will be a historical site, and there will be many people watching where he lives, and even the broken nest of winter melon will become a scenic spot. maybe.

  "If you put you in the museum, you can see Kaiyuan people with one hundred yuan per ticket, there will be countless people, and even foreign devils will travel across the ocean to see you. It has nothing to do with whether it is broken or not."

  Xu Qing needs to explain that this is not an IQ tax, but a difference caused by different environments. Jiang He is a place where things are broken, in fact, it is now a famous attraction.

  And modern people treat it as a broken place park or something, in her opinion, it is very beautiful and likes it.

   "You are a soil bun."

  Jiang He tucked his forehead hair, remembering that Xu Qing used to be a soil bun at the beginning, but in fact, when the two of them are in a different environment, Xu Qing is also a soil bun.

  This means that the two of them are equal.

  Also put it in the museum... Jiang He rolled his eyes a few times in his eye sockets, thinking about what reason to find out and discussing with him, and giving advice on Xu Qing's skills.

Money has already been spent, and it can’t be wasted. Although it’s a sunk cost to spend time looking at things that I’m not interested in, the stupid Xu Qing always thinks that I should look at it more. Otherwise, not only is this trip to Suzhou not perfect, but in the future It feels a bit wrong where I want to go.

  Jiang He, a historical site, has no feelings, what else can I see? Just visit the mountains and the water...

  This has to be considered carefully. Nowadays, many scenic spots are historical sites. If you remove them, there will be a large part of them that can be played.

  Forty Sword Pool tickets are not only a sword pool, but also the Broken Beam Hall, Han Hanquan, Sword Test Stone, Tiger Hill Tower...

  After watching the sword pond, Xu Qing went straight to test the sword stone. This was his second goal here.

  Testing the sword stone is just a broken stone, look at the marks that others have cut on it.

  The afternoon sun slanted down, covering the stone with a warm color.

  Jiang He only glanced at him and was not interested. He turned his head and looked away, only to feel Xu Qing looking over.

   "What's wrong?" She thought Xu Qing's eyes were a little weird.

  "Don't you take a closer look?"

   "What's so good about this?"

   "I heard that watching other people's sword marks, martial arts masters can figure out the sword intent..."

  "Yes, yes, it can be inspired. Thousands of sword lights fly randomly, which is equivalent to a full blow from a peerless master." Next to him, the second-year young man like Xu Qing took pictures and made stubbornness.

   "If you have a high level of understanding and ability to learn the swordsmanship of the swordsman, your skill will go further."

   "It depends on what the person who left the sword mark was thinking at the time. The sword mark is different from the sword mark..."

  "……"

  Jiang He looked at the two guys and exchanged excitedly, thinking that this was a fairy world.

  She is a master who can't see anything, but the two rookies are right.

   "Maybe there is a sword technique in it."

   "If you can realize it, it will be amazing!" Xu Qing patted the man on the shoulder, "Come on, brother!"

  "Thank you for being normal," Jiang He said indifferently.

  Xu Qing and the guy looked at each other, and shook their heads at the same time: "Woman."

   Click it!

  Xu Qing's expression froze.

  The guy looked around curiously: "What sound? What sound? Did you hear it?"

   "The sound of Kung Fu."

  Xu Qing pointed at the sword stone solemnly, "I have no relationship with it, so don't pass it."

  After speaking, Xu Qing took Jiang He away.

   "There really is no sword intent or something?"

"No."

   "Internal strength?"

"No."

   "Pick Yin tonic...ah!"

  Jiang He is so angry that he has taught him everything he should teach, what else do he want?

  As a martial arts fan, Xu Qing has never forgotten his heart. Although it seems stupid, it was his boy’s dream, and now the dream is broken.

  Wulin masters like Jiang He have said that they have no sword intent, that is, there is really no sword intent.

  The sword is only for cutting people. How to cut more powerfully, stabbing more accurately, and cutting faster, that is kung fu.

  The ticket for eighty yuan was spent. Jianchi is just a pond. There is no sword intent on the test stone. The other two are not interested. They just took a few photos and sent them to Zhou Suzhi to see, and then returned to where they lived.

   Coming out of the historical sites, looking at the traffic on the road and the shops and buildings on both sides, Xu Qing's heart slowly calmed down.

  Normal life is also good.

  For Jiang He, there is no street like a snack.

  In the next two days, Xu Qing took her along the streets and alleys, eating and drinking everywhere, and strolling in the park. Like a normal person living in Suzhou, she did not get together in the scenic spots.

  The two walked on the brightly lit streets, leaving their shadows everywhere in this unfamiliar modern city.

  Three or five girls gathered around the two boys. Amidst laughter and cheering, the music of jingle bells rang.

  Xu Qing took the heroine like a pair of ordinary couples, watching where the excitement goes. She trapped a few exquisite keychains and chains, and Jiang He was going to take it home as a gift to Pingping.

   "Wait for me to smash one for you." Xu Qing and Jiang He watched for a while, and he was eager to try, feeling that the punches played by these male and female students were right for him.

  One punch down, as long as the firing pin reaches the top, a gift will fall out.

   Jiang He put his hands in pockets, shrugged his shoulders and said nothing, looking at them with interest.

  The two boys have tried their best and have not reached the top. They are stronger than each other. Several female students Yingshengyanyu, two steps together, they heard a loud bang.

   Looking back, I saw the girl who had just been watching withdraw his hands and re-pocket. The man next to her went to take out the gift, and then looked at the machine. The machine’s music had changed, as if it was a record-breaking sound.

  "……"

  "……"

  Two people passed by them leisurely, and Xu Qing Xiaoniao leaned on Jiang He's shoulder and praised her.

  Several female students watched them away in a daze, and turned their eyes on the two boys.

  The mentality of the two boys collapsed.

  What the **** is this!

   "Do you want to play that?"

  Jiang He saw the trampoline's eyes brighten, and pointed his finger, Xu Qing quickly pulled her, "That's for children to play, for children to play!"

  He was afraid that Jiang He would hit the roof with his head.

   "Let's go hit the mole." He had a lot of coins in his pocket, waiting to be spent.

  Jiang He likes this kind of life. For her, visiting modern cities is the same as visiting ancient monuments for modern people. Uneaten and unplayed, fresh and exciting.

   "Take a moment, don't break the machine."

  Jiang He took the hammer to try his hand, Xu Qing tirelessly instructed.

  Here here, Jiang He is like returning home, if such a big sister took her to play when she was a child, it would be very exciting.

  Now it’s like taking a daughter...and it feels good.

  He is already looking forward to the happy childhood of two children. Having such a mother is almost invincible.

  (End of this chapter)