My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 285 Why

"I'm back!"

  Jiang He greeted him in a good mood, and Xu Qing responded, putting his hands on the keyboard to check something.

   "What are you looking at?" She leaned over to look.

  "Find a joke...oh, here it is!"

  Search for keywords, it is easy to find out.

  "My husband treated me very well before getting married, he was very disciplined, and never did anything.

  But after getting married, he always wanted to sleep next to me and always wanted to take off my clothes.

  Once I took a bath and he even wanted to come in!

  I didn’t know that he was this kind of person. At first, when he wanted to take off my clothes, I beat him desperately and called him a stinky rascal.

  Afterwards, he said nothing, and slept in the next room.

  Should I be educated, right?

  It’s just been married for almost a year, and he doesn’t talk to me much...

   By the way, why is it almost a year and I am not pregnant yet?

  ……"

  Xu Qing press the keyboard to copy it, change ‘I’ to ‘you’, ‘he’ to ‘she’, and ‘husband’ to ‘wife’, find out Qin Hao’s WeChat message and send it.

  The reality is far more ridiculous than the novel. If it weren't for watching a small movie together when he was in school, Xu Qingduo would doubt that he had any problems that needed traditional Chinese medicine.

   "Before your wife got married...never moved her hands or something...

  ... But after getting married, she always wants to sleep next to you and always wants to take off your clothes.

  You didn’t know that she was such a person!

  ... Then she said nothing.

  ……」

  Qin Hao put down the phone with a dark face, stood not far from the convenience store with a large bouquet of flowers in his hand, wiped his sweat with his sleeves, and fiddled with the petals to make it look neat, his little movements kept.

  The passing pedestrians looked at him nervously and couldn't help but take another look, Qin Hao didn't realize it.

  ……

  "When a single parent grows up, he is a little bit introverted...especially when it comes to girls, the girls he likes...the personality is nothing.

  If facing a prisoner, if he is not in charge of a man or a woman, he will jump over and overturn the house..."

   "He likes that girl?"

   "Crap."

  Xu Qing sighed twice while looking at the jokes on the Internet, after a while, as if thinking of something, he turned to look at Jiang He.

  Jiang He was still smiling at first. He noticed that Xu Qing's eyes were weird. He was taken aback and rubbed his head angrily.

   "Will I be that stupid?!" She pointed to the computer.

   "No way?"

   "No!"

   "It feels like you used to think so..."

"Never had!"

   Jiang He retorted in one mouthful, and turned to the subject: "What do you want to eat tonight?"

   "Eat yogurt."

   "..." Jiang He felt that his unicorn arm was faintly attacking, and he didn't know that it was illegal to beat her husband.

   "Lin Daiyu pulled up that weeping willow..."

  Xu Qing whistled and looked away, shaking the mouse to change the web page, "I will eat whatever you do... That's right."

  He took Jiang He over, hugged her on his lap, and gently shook her back, "Are you...huh? Why does it smell like sweet and sour pork ribs?"

   "Teach Pingping to cook."

  Jiang He put his chin on his shoulder, half-closed his eyes to realize the tenderness of this moment.

   "Oh, I thought you got into the roof of which kitchen to steal a teacher and learn art..."

   "There is no such kind of beams now, where shall I go?"

  In the past, the roof was full of wooden beams, which was very high overhead. You can hide in night clothes for stealing things on the TV and assassinating people, but it’s not there anymore.

  Dimension reduction strikes.

  Unless it becomes Spider-Man, but there is monitoring.

   "What do you want to ask?" Jiang He waited for a while and didn't hear Xu Qing speaking. He felt his nose arched and arched between his neck, like a puppy, he couldn't help but shrink his neck and push Xu Qing.

  I feel that something will happen if this continues.

   "Why did you agree suddenly?"

  Xu Qing asked in a muffled voice, smelling the fragrance in her hair and the faint smell of ribs.

  He was puzzled by this question. He was still resolute before. He had to wait for the marriage to be completed. Suddenly, he just rubbed and rubbed...

   Transformed?

  According to what he knew, Jiang He should be very insistent on his own ideas. The bed sheet was cut and torn, and I don’t know where it was secretly hidden by Jiang He, or was it thrown away or destroyed?

"you guess?"

   Jiang He sat on Xu Qing's lap and leaned back.

   "I'll ask you if I guess it." Xu Qingdao.

   "Actually, you could already..." Jiang He turned his head and looked out the window, with her hair scattered and her expression unclear.

"is it?"

  "The first time I drank, don’t you know until now?"

   "That's different."

"Ok……"

   Jiang He squinted and kissed him.

  It's really different. If Xu Qing borrowed her to get drunk and the impulse back then, it would definitely look different. Although she wouldn't do anything, she must not be as comfortable as she is now.

  The heart is warm, just like the indescribable satisfaction from the inside out when I eat a cake for the first time...maybe happiness.

   Thoughtfulness.

   "So why." Xu Qing was so curious about this question. What made her change her mind?

"I am going to cook."

  Jiang He got up from him, hummed quietly to the music on the computer, and left.

   "It's wrong for you to do this!"

   "Can't you guess it?"

   "I am not a god."

  "Isn't it the bug in my stomach?"

  "……"

   "So there is something you can't guess."

   "Nonsense!"

   "Admit that you are stupid Xu Qing."

  "You are stupid, with well-developed limbs and unreasonable, violent, savage and unwise."

  Xu Qing picked up the winter melon and began to recall what was abnormal before.

  A pair of cat eyes and human eyes looked at each other, and the winter melon yawned lazily.

  His curiosity is as strong as winter melon, if you don’t figure this out, you have to keep on stalking.

  Xu Qing turned his head to look at Jiang He's figure twisting his waist into the kitchen, touching his chin and sinking into thought.

According to his previous guess, Jiang He should gradually show weakness during the competition, and finally lose resistance naturally, so he feels quite normal, innocent, clear conscience, self-deception, Jiang He is the best at it, and then it will be him. Taking advantage of the danger, it doesn't matter what the heroine is.

  This is in line with the behavioral pattern of female heroes.

  However, Jiang He had actually planned this way. He secretly released the water to show the enemy's weakness, and finally chose to give up resistance when he was weak for a few days, because he took advantage of the danger.

  If Xu Qing knew about her plan, she would be moved and cry, and then she couldn’t do anything for a few days with the silly woman.

  Why is it like this...

  The sound of chopping vegetables came from the kitchen, then the oil pan sizzled, and the aroma of cooking filled the air.

   "I am the stupid Xu Qing."

  Xu Qing leaned against the kitchen door.

"Ok."

   Jiang He responded.

  "……"

  "……"

  "My limbs are well-developed, I am not clever, violent, brutal and unreasonable."

   "Hahahahaha!"

   Jiang He is very happy.

   "Say it." Xu Qing leaned on the door frame and looked at Jiang He in the kitchen.

   "Say what?" Jiang He turned his head in confusion.

  "……"

  (End of this chapter)