My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 303 Plan can't keep up with changes

  Xu Qing was speechless for a moment with Jiang He holding his waist and stomach upstairs.

   Yesterday, she jumped up and down with great vitality. I just saw Yu Li walking and learned immediately.

   "Don't stand it up, it will be so big again..."

"It's uncomfortable if I don't walk like this." Jiang He thinks it's good. You can tell at a glance that he is pregnant. Children walking on the road and strangers moving things will subconsciously stay away. Let Xu Qing always realize that he is about to become a father, it is a gesture full of wisdom.

  Maybe this is called evolution. Humans can always evolve various adaptations according to the environment. A simple posture contains a lot of information, which can achieve several benefits in one fell swoop.

Xu Qing couldn't understand how it would be uncomfortable to walk well, but she insisted on this, and let her go. After all, she is a pregnant woman. It is understandable that her IQ is lower than before. The most important thing is that she can realize that she is already big now. I'm pregnant, that's good.

  Take him to the terrace to have a discussion when he won’t feel uncomfortable anymore, right?

  I couldn't beat it at first, but now I have a big belly, and I don't even dare to do it. She can only unilaterally grab her arm and rub her head.

Zhou Suzhi welcomed the two of them very much. Xu Wenbin didn’t take his broken grandson’s art of war anymore. The skateboard was placed in the corner of the living room. It was about to be covered with dust. Jiang He was heartbroken to see, and he didn’t know why he wanted to come back. .

  Buy a new one...It feels painful, obviously this one is idle here.

  Xu Qing followed her gaze and looked at him, and after another blink, Jiang He was glaring at him.

   "It's all you!" Jiang He lip-synched with him.

"Don't blame me." Xu Qing began. Who told her to play with the skateboard happily and was bumped by Zhou Suzhi. If she held her waist earlier, oops, he wouldn't have given the skateboard to Zhou Suzhi-although Jiang He I have martial arts, but I am pregnant, which is always a bit worrying.

   His innocent appearance made Jiang He even more angry, and he would go back to clean him up later.

Jiang He was held by Zhou Suzhi and asked how he was feeling recently. He was very concerned about the two of them. Xu Qing strolled around on the balcony to see how Qin Hao was walking with Yu Li downstairs. After the two said they were about the same, he turned back. In the room.

   "Mom, look at Jiang He's belly." Xu Qing did not forget the purpose of coming.

   "The belly... is pretty good, it's already pregnant, you have nothing to go out and walk around, I often see the little mouse and the two of them strolling around."

   "Well, this is the big belly."

"This is nowhere. After two months of getting older, you can still feel him move." Zhou Suzhi glanced at Xu Qing, and then patted Jiang He's hand to teach the experience, "When I was pregnant with Xiao Qingzi, The belly is also bulging quickly... and it’s greedy. It’s easy to get pregnant. Just ask him to buy what you want, don’t be embarrassed to speak. I wanted to eat canned food at the time, and his father put on clothes and kicked it in the middle of the night I ran to knock on other people's commissary department with my bicycle..."

  Xu Wenbin and Xu Qing looked at each other, and then staggered their sights.

   "Cough, mom, it’s just that the belly is getting big quickly. You see, the mouse and their family are flat, they can't stand it anyway." Xu Qing poked inwardly.

   "That means healthy, and the child grows up fast." Zhou Suzhi smacked his lips and became happier.

   "Actually, it's not just about health, this..."

  "Isn't it twins?" Xu Wenbin interjected. He looked at Xu Qing as if there was something in the words.

  Next, seeing Xu Qing and Jiang He's surprised expressions, his hands shook.

  Zhou Suzhina patted Jiang He's hand indifferently, his eyes fell on Jiang He's stomach, his expression gradually became exciting.

   "Yes...is it?"

  I was always thinking about whether it was a boy or a girl. I flipped through the book and remembered the name, but they came out at once?

   Looking at the smile on Xu Qing's face from the time he entered the door to the present, Xu Wenbin especially wanted to slap him, and what to sell.

  Wait until Jiang He lowered his head to affirm that Xu Wenbin's eyes looked wrong at Xu Qing.

  What kind of **** luck is this kid?

  In the past two years, it seems to have been hanging out. They were married and pregnant, and the entire twins came out.

   "It's amazing..." Zhou Suzhi rubbed her hands, not knowing what to say for a while.

"Of course, good things come in pairs, one step is in place." Xu Qing couldn't do it proudly, "I just don't know if it's a boy or a girl. By the way, if it's a dragon and a phoenix, it looks the same. Is it a male or female? Like a man?"

  He pondered this question all the way, but there was no answer. He often saw twin brothers or twin sisters on the Internet. At first glance, they look the same. What if it is a man and a woman who look the same?

  "Women...men...what a problem, men and women are definitely different." Zhou Suzhi didn't turn around for a moment.

   "Many twins look similar."

  "……"

  "Have you seen Dad?" Xu Qing asked.

   "Where can I meet? I have seen twins who look the same, but I have never heard of twins who look the same."

  Xu Wenbin touched his chin. He felt that Xu Qing was faulty. Is this a problem that normal people can think of?

   But I really don’t know what it would look like if men and women look like men and women, neutral? He couldn't help but fall into thinking.

  "Then your house was changed to a larger one?" Putting this question aside, Xu Wenbin first considered the practical aspects.

  He is a historical researcher and has no knowledge of genetic inheritance. When he has time, he will ask a friend who is a doctor to see if there are any such examples.

   "House? We have only lived in less than a year..."

   "Your two bedrooms, these are all four people."

   "The study room, the study room is changed to another bedroom." Xu Qingdao.

  It is indeed his Laozi, here is still immersed in the surprise of the twins, Xu Wenbin is already considering that there is not enough space to live. If it's okay for the same sex, it's okay to go directly to the upper and lower bunks. If it is difficult to arrange for the dragon and phoenix, I can only remodel the newly renovated study... which is a pity.

   "Yes, you don't read books, why do you want a study room."

  "Who said not to watch? She holds the book for prenatal education every day." Xu Qing felt that Xu Wenbin had a deep misunderstanding of the two.

  Zhou Suzhi was still holding Jiang He's hand and smiling, and was happier when she heard that, "Prenatal education is good, prenatal education must be as early as possible, what books do you read?"

   "Those things in the Ming Dynasty."

   "Okay, just listen to the name, history book, right?" Zhou Suzhi repeatedly praised.

  Xu Wenbin looked at Xu Qing strangely.

  Prenatal education?

   What about prenatal education in the Ming Dynasty?

  Are you stupid when you are an old man?

   "Ah... it doesn't matter what you look at, you are reading a book anyway." Xu Qing scratched his nose, Xu Wenbin of course knew that the thing was not a history book.

   "Reading novels is also very good, and cultivates sentiment."

  Xu Wenbin retracted his gaze, anyway, it is better than playing games.

  He was worried that Jiang He was pregnant and the two would still not be able to change the way they used to. They held the computer at home every day.

  Jiang He now only plays games occasionally, not as high-intensity play as before moving bricks and playing lol, just for leisure, there are more games like Doudizhu and Hearthstone.

  I am pregnant with two...

  Zhou Suzhi can't wait to play mahjong now, and then accidentally tell this to the little sisters who often play together.

  ……

   "Why is your mother so happy?"

  Qin Hao was walking downstairs when he met Zhou Suzhi going out to buy groceries, and was a little puzzled to send a WeChat message to Xu Qing.

  Xu Qing: "My wife is pregnant"

   "Nonsense, I knew it a long time ago"

   "Two."

   "Fuck?"

  Qin Hao was shocked, and instantly understood what Xu Qing said about one more thing.

  This guy is not easy...

   "Give birth to two sons, then let's be a cow and be a male." He hummed and said that the two are nothing good.

   "What if it's two daughters? Two little ones crawling on me and calling them father, aren't they better than your son?"

   "Hang up, it's out of gas"

  Qin Hao put down his mobile phone and had to say that the two are indeed enviable, and the second child can get it done at once.

  Xu Qing triumphantly talked to Wang Zijun, and asked him if he had any ideas for a second child, and if he had some, hurry up...

   Jiang He had forgotten to clean up Xu Qing when he returned home, went to the terrace to see the flowers and plants he planted, and then turned on the computer to play games.

   "Let me make up for it!"

   "Let me make up for it!"

   "Let me make up for it!"

  Hero Killing became a loyal minister, she took Guan Yu to play an empty hand card, and directly made up Cao Cao.

  Xu Qing felt energetic when she listened to her game voice, and came over to take a look, good fellow, Cao Cao is the lord.

   "Why do you, a loyal minister, hit the lord?" He couldn't understand this kind of operation. Can he make up the knife but not make up? Still addicted to cancer...

   "I am Guan Yu, of course I want to kill Cao Cao." Jiang He hummed the next game, she only saw Cao Cao before she chose Guan Yu.

"……as long as you are happy."

   "These characters are used in the game to make people who feel confused about history change it in another way. Now I want to use Wu Song to kill this silly Song Jiang."

   "That's a TV series, not history."

   "I don't care, I'm going to kill this Song Jiang, if it weren't for him, there wouldn't be so much trouble." Jiang He obviously has his own understanding of the game.

  Being able to abruptly turn card games into role-playing, Xu Qing was amazed by her ability.

  The TV series Jiang He has seen the four masterpieces, and, just like when he was a child, he was screamed by Tang Seng’s stupid behavior. He was moved by the loyalty of the three Taoyuan brothers.

  According to her understanding, Tang Seng should go crying with Lin Daiyu about the purification of the six roots of Buddhism reincarnation, Lin Chong and Guan Yu smash the battlefield together, Monkey King and Wu Song can worship the handle, because their golden hoops are very similar.

  "Don't play too much, the computer has radiation." Xu Qing said.

   "I have cactus."

  "The cactus **** are not radiation-proof, they are used to deceive you into illiterate people."

   "The radiation of the computer is not very large."

  "You are raising the bar."

   "Oh, just play for a while, and I'm going to plant flowers later."

After pregnancy, Jiang He stopped playing games on live broadcast. When he was playing, he felt annoying for an hour a day. When he was not playing, he panicked again and was not suitable for punching. Apart from bullying Xu Qing, she could only play The extra energy is put on growing flowers.

Fortunately, the terrace is big enough. If it is a small place in the old house, there is no place to put flower pots. I bought a bunch of flower pots and soil. In addition to succulents and orchids, there is also a pot of rich bamboo, which is just right to put in the living room. The **** seedlings that have been raised for several years are left and right, and the emerald green leaves look gratifying.

  The terrace was full of fresh air, and the old vertical hangers from the old house were also moved by her to serve as clematis shelves. Xu Qing estimated that in half a year, this terrace would become half a flower market.

  The martial arts training ground was not completed, but rather a bunch of flowers. He scratched his head and felt that the script was not right.

  Why didn’t the female heroes practice martial arts and plant flowers?

  Jiang He helped her waist and picked up the small shovel. Xu Qing sighed and took it, helping her plant the soil and plant flowers.

  Although she still does not affect her activities, her posture looks very serious, like the third trimester of pregnancy, and she can’t stand it.

  Winter melon is more and more fond of the new home, and the catgrass of **** grass is also its favorite. Walking through a bunch of flower pots, it is most comfortable to hide under various red flowers and green leaves in this kind of weather.

   "You are the Siberian big-tailed wolf, I can see it clearly."

  While digging the soil, while thinking about the current situation, Xu Qing sighed.

  At the beginning, he raised a heroine by cooking, doing exercises, and teaching her life. Now he not only has to wait for her every day, but also help her dig the soil and take care of the bunch of flowers.

   "I don't have a tail, you only have it." Jiang He sat on the bench and directed him to work, while eating snacks.

  When she said planting flowers, she directed Xu Qing to help her plant them.

   "I feel like you are driving."

  "You are the front-tailed monkey."

  "……"

  Xu Qing pursed her mouth. This is a big belly, a big belly, you can't mess around.

   "It's so good to be pregnant." Jiang He sighed sincerely, not only didn't need to work, but also didn't need to be...

  Moreover, I can even molest Xu Qing to avenge his past.

  "This should be dig shallower, and most of the bulbs should be exposed, otherwise it will be boring." She commanded happily, and touched her belly by the way.

  The belly is not bulging too much, but it has become a habit to touch it.

   Throw a piece of snack to the winter melon, the winter melon swallows meowly, and continues to stare at her.

  People and cats are idle, only Xu Qing is working.

  "It is estimated that you won't have to purchase the flower shop, just move it over to support the facade." Xu Qing pouted his **** and added dirt to the flowerpot.

   "Is this enough?"

  "It has been increasing. We have only moved here for less than a year. This is so much. Can't we fill it up later?"

   "Always leave some space for activities." Jiang He stretched out his hand and drew a circle. "You must be free over there. Put your wicker chair here, and you can smell the fragrance while sitting. Isn't it very comfortable?"

   "Hmm...it's kind of."

   "And I don't plan to open the shop directly. If I lose it, it will be broken. It is not easy to do business." Jiang He thought.

   "Then what are you going to do? Sell it online again? Live flower planting?"

"How could it be... it’s not easy to sell online, and it’s not easy to mail this one. I think like the person I bought the cactus balls, I’ll get some succulents and sell them on the road first, and when that happens, I’ll get a tricycle. , Put some light Clivia or something in the car, I pedaled three wheels to see if anyone wanted it."

  "You might as well take three rounds to collect the broken pieces, maybe the business is better."

   Xu Qing complained in a low voice, saying she was naive, sometimes very shrewd, saying she was fine, some thoughts were similar to those of people in the 70s and 80s.

   Three rounds of going out to do business is clearly what those talents in Xu Wenbin's era would do.

  (End of this chapter)