My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 311 The Great Modern Civilization

  Xu Qing saw her own video on the Internet.

After seeing it, Gong Ping forwarded it to Jiang He, and Jiang He showed it to Xu Qing.

   Sensational bgm, slow play flashback. .

   "Who is this publisher? I'm going to kill him." Xu Qing finished reading blankly, and squeezed the long sword in his hand.

   "Your clothes are like food delivery."

   Jiang Heqiang smiled after watching the small video shared by Gong Ping, and felt his stomach to stabilize his mood.

  Can't laugh, it's bad for the stomach.

  Flip through the comments below.

   "Isn't this a young adult? His wife is pregnant with him and went out to get a baby?!"

   "...hahahaha!" Jiang He finally couldn't help it, clutching his stomach and raising his head and smiling.

   Xu Qing had already gone out to practice the sword unhappy, and the cold light flashed by, and the sound of breaking through the air with the blade of the sword, there was actually a look.

   Jiang He finished smiling and continued to watch.

   "Who is Young Master?"

   "Wow, at first I felt that the two men... uh... I was a little touched after reading."

"I know someone in a wheelchair! Jiangcheng! I saw him wandering around several times. That day, I saw this guy changing the sidewalk while shopping. I wanted to help push it, but he got up! He got up! Get the wheelchair. Push it up! Do you dare to believe it?"

   "Well, you young adult, I didn't expect you to play this hand with thick eyebrows and big eyes!"

  「……」

  Jiang He took a look for a while, then opened his live account, and as expected, someone whispered.

   "Xu Qing, they said you cheated, the subject is still a man!"

  "……"

   "Hahaha like boys and girls... I will interview you now, how do you feel when you see the video?"

   "I suggest you don't try to provoke a furious middle-aged man, otherwise the consequences are terrible."

   "It's terrible? How dare you...you dare?!" Jiang He turned his head and looked out the window, his eyes widened and shouted.

  Xu Qing was aiming at her Manjusri with the sword, and the tip of the sword gestured around the leaf.

   "Let's interview."

   "No more interviews, no more talk." Jiang He covered his mouth and shook his head.

  ……

   was recognized after being filmed, Xu Qing was almost mad, middle-aged, wretched, and confessed to her paralyzed boyfriend, such as boys and girls...

  Every word is damage, this wave is multiple damage.

   What's more terrifying is that someone will believe it and ask him privately, Xu Qing is not angry.

The next day, the young adult released a clip on the same-sex theme, "Brokeback Mountain", "Lan Yu", "Please Call Me by Your Name", "Muholland Road"... a lot of emotional movies about men and women, and at the same time explain popular science. Here is the history of the development of this stuff.

  Finally explained it seriously.

   "Regarding some rumors that I confessed to a middle-aged man in a wheelchair, this matter must be clarified. In fact, the situation is like this...Barabara..."

  Barrage: "Hello, the middle-aged man mentioned in the video is you"

  After posting the video, Xu Qing scratched his chin and saw this barrage. He almost got up because of the clothes. It made him ten years old out of thin air. The style is rustic and the color is like chicken shit.

  "Stop wearing it! Resolutely don't wear it!"

  Xu Qing threw the dress into the bottom of the closet, no matter what Jiang He boasted of flowers, he determined not to touch it again.

  Look at my UP account again, unknowingly, it has been eight years...

  For the new generation, he is indeed an uncle.

  There are so many rising stars, with more and more young faces, in Xu Qing’s eyes, they are all young.

  Zero Zero has risen.

  Sighed for a long time, Xu Qing turned off the computer, looked at Jiang Heqiao’s calf on the sofa, and instantly regained his youth.

  I'm not thirty yet...

Xu Qing quietly walked over and picked up Jiang He. He was a bit heavy after pregnancy, but he was not a vegetarian. He kicked the door amid Jiang He’s complaints. The living room fell silent, leaving only the winter melon guarding by the heater. Holding his claws as steady as Lafayette.

  The end of the year.

  The fine snow is floating.

  Xu Qing and Wang Zijun Qin Hao got together, and the three women got together. Jiang He and Song Hui over there talked about the confession of these two people, and they also found the video, and they quacked and laughed.

"Would you like to make a video?" Xu Qing's few people do not drink, they are a little lazy and bored by leaning on the sofa. In previous years, this kind of time will definitely study some fun things to pass the time. If you can’t find it, it’s billiards or billiards. Internet cafes walked up.

   "What video?" Wang Wangjun asked.

   "The last time I taught you magic, didn’t you get filmed, because others earned the heat, anyway, you are in a wheelchair, not as good as us..."

   "I want to shoot you!"

Wang Zijun was a little bit awkward when he talked about it. He was thought to be gay, and it would be unbearable... If Xu Qing was like this, it would be fine if he wore a silly hat and shit-yellow clothes that day, it would be so wretched. How wretched, plus the picture quality of the broken pixels of that person's phone——

  It's hard to say.

"I didn't say that kind of filming, you are not disgusting." Xu Qing is even more disgusted, because of that video, he doesn't shave his head anymore. No matter how thick his hair grows, he is still a handsome and handsome man-no matter the man. Women, there are really two ways to dress up and not to dress up.

   "What's the shot?"

"I wonder if you drive your wheelchair to... For example, the big world, isn't there a step on that road? You stop there and see if anyone can help you push it up, and then I secretly take photos from the side. , I will explain it to him after I meet a kind person...Social investigation! It's like that, isn't it illegal?"

  The last sentence Xu Qing turned to Qin Hao and asked.

Qin Hao was listening with interest, holding the almond in his hand and constantly breaking it and throwing it in his mouth. "Nonsense, there are too many photos and videos. I think you have to find actors and look at me. Am I right?" "

   "It's too fake to find an actor, so let's ask people if they want to, and prepare some small gifts, regardless of whether they agree or disagree. For example, get one...get one...and discuss this stuff."

  Unemployed vagrant Wang and Xu together, they are very idle in a wheelchair anyway, and it doesn’t make sense to turn around, so they go out to work on the hour.

So in the next few days, two sneaky men came to the street next to the big world. Wang hesitated. He was a little nervous when he hadn’t been in the mirror. He wanted to retreat, and finally gritted his teeth and drove his wheelchair to the side of the road. Can't get up.

  On the first day, no enthusiastic people were encountered, and the two sighed that the world was going downhill, and the hearts of the people were not old.

  The next day, there was no enthusiastic person, and the two continued to lament that the world is going downhill, and the hearts of the people are not old.

  On the third day, there were still no enthusiastic people, and the two sighed that the world was declining and the hearts of the people were not ancient.

  Fourth day... Wang Zijun is not coming.

  He built a mobile phone holder himself, and walked the streets and alleys like flying in a wheelchair. He was very excited and found new fun.

  Xu Qing clicked to open his live broadcast room, and gave him a friendly reward.

   "You always think it's weird to start a live broadcast."

   "Where is it?"

   "People live broadcast for the sake of life, you live broadcast... how do you say? Thank you for the plane given by the poor?"

   "...This is an affirmation of me, you know something."

  Wang Zijun searched for fishing rods on his mobile phone. He planned to go fishing occasionally in a wheelchair, so Xu Qing would give some suggestions.

  Xu Qing stood beside him, watching Wang Zijun sitting there leisurely, and then looked up into the distance.

  Before marriage, all the fun of the day was women. After marriage, they became very passionate about these inexplicable things.

  Day by day.

  It was March spring. Seeing Jiang He's belly getting bigger and bigger, Xu Qing's life suddenly became tense, and there was less and less time to mess around with Wang Zijun.

  Twins generally cannot wait for full term, or in other words, the concept of a full-term pregnancy is different from that of a single pregnancy.

Qin Hao and the others are expected to give birth in April, and they have been paying attention here in March. Xu Qing is nervous to die, but Jiang He has changed from the sour and tired appearance when he was just pregnant. They should eat and drink, and they are in a bad mood. Just kick him twice.

   "Will you suddenly **** and give birth to a baby when you pee one day?"

  Xu Qing is worried and authentic. I haven't heard of this kind of thing. He has an uncle who was born like this. I used to hear my grandma boasting about going to the toilet.

   also said that fortunately, it did not fall into the cesspit, otherwise the dry toilets at that time would not be easy to fish.

   "Isn't that an easy time?" Jiang He glanced at him, took the bamboo stick and ate the dragon fruit on it, then put it on his mouth.

   "I can't deliver babies."

   "What are you going to pick up when you are born?"

  "……"

  Xu Qing stood up and walked two steps in the room, not wanting to talk to this stupid ancient man, so he went out to play tricks.

  It looks weird to put a small cart at home, but I have to admit that it is very easy to use. You can carry four or five pots of flowers at a time. In winter, you rely on it to move flowers around.

  Xu Wenbin was wise to give him the car when he got married. Even if he didn’t give it then, he still has to give it. It’s convenient to go out to the hospital. If Jiang He has anything to do at night, he can also take it to the car and leave.

  This small stroller can also push Jiang He from home to the car downstairs...

  Xu Qing was walking around on the terrace pushing the cart, thinking wildly.

  Up to now, every day, the mood of anticipation becomes stronger, and the tension also strengthens.

  A lottery is about to be drawn.

  By the end of March, Xu Qing, who was obviously a little emaciated, was leaning on the terrace.

   "Xu Qing!"

   "What's the matter?" He turned around and said, for some reason, his psychological pressure was so great that he wanted to light a cigarette.

  This is an ancient person... the combination of ancient and modern people should be normal... right?

  If you give birth to a child, that child was born in Kaiyuan, can it be considered more than a thousand years older than his father?

  ……

   "I think it's about to give birth." Jiang He said slowly.

   "Is going to give birth?"

  Xu Qing was taken aback, jumped back from the balcony to the living room and stared at her stomach nervously, "Really? What does it feel like?"

   "I don't know, it's just..." Jiang He tilted his head, looked down at his stomach, put his hands on it, and felt the fetal movement, "I feel like they are coming."

  "……"

  Xu Qing rubbed her hands, not knowing what she felt like, paused and turned to find the key, "Go, let's go to the hospital!"

  On the way to the hospital, Xu Qing squeezed the steering wheel, feeling that this was the most stable one since driving.

   There is no irritability at all, except for stability, it is still steady.

  Arriving near the hospital, there was a car in front of him who drove into the hospital. Xu Qing was about to talk about it. He looked a little familiar with the model, and then took a closer look at Xu Wenbin’s car.

  The old couple hurriedly ran into the hospital lobby. They were still calling to ask where they were. Xu Qing helped Jiang He walk in slowly from the door.

   "???"

  Xu Wenbin's expression is complicated, pushing Zhou Suzhi who is on the phone, and then the cell phone ringing on Xu Qing's body stops.

"what happened?"

   "She feels that she is about to give birth." Xu Qing said, "I don't know how it feels... just over here."

  Whether it's the physical feeling or the woman's sixth sense of spirituality, Xu Qing didn't ask. Anyway, she felt like she was going to give birth, so come to the hospital.

After a series of procedures, the doctor looked weird, not to mention Jiang He calm, even Xu Qing didn't know why. After driving downstairs and getting in the car, they became calm. The two seemed to see a small cold. Why? See how it is not the same style of painting with others.

  "Are you nervous?" Xu Qing asked.

   "Not nervous, how about you?"

   "It doesn't seem to be nervous."

   "If there is any problem..."

  "Bah, baah, you can be honest with me." Xu Qing said irritably, "Modern medicine is quite safe."

  "You are now living in the great 21st century, with a complete medical system, even the pioneers of Sun Simiao and Bian Que..."

  Xu Qingxu babbled, everyone next to him was stunned. Why did these two children start talking about medical development from the ancient geniuses?

  "...This is modern civilization. Even tall buildings are built so high. Can't you get a baby?"

  Finally, Xu Qing came to a conclusion and gave Jiang He a big reassurance-although she was quite calm at first, who knows if she pretended it?

  The people next to her are no longer able to complain. The girl nodded deeply in agreement. What's the matter? I was really fooled by this set...

   "Stop talking nonsense!"

  Zhou Suzhi slapped him. When did he beep like this.

   "The heroine is a little flustered, I help her stabilize her mood."

   "I didn't panic."

   "You panic."

   "I didn't!" Jiang He was very angry that this guy slandered her, "Want to fight?"

  "……"

  No need to fight, Zhou Suzhi helped her beat Xu Qing first.

  Listening to the doctor walking up and down the aisle, he went back to the bed and rested when he was tired. At night, Jiang He was sent to the delivery room.

  Xu Qing and the old couple waited outside, persuading them to go back to rest and they would not go, Zhou Suzhi stayed here, Xu Wenbin did not leave either.

   "Dad, I want to be a dad too."

  "……"

   "Just like this..."

   "I'm still a grandfather like this." Xu Wenbin touched his hair with a complicated mood.

   Live this life, and then upgrade.

   "Hey..."

  Fortunately, he didn't know that this grandson was born in Kaiyuan, and he should be considered half a Tang dynasty by calculation, older than anyone else.

  Otherwise, the old man’s expression must be wonderful.

  Xu Qing paced slowly in the aisle, walking to the side from time to time to look at the night sky outside.

There was no movement in the delivery room, and the air was a bit quiet. Zhou Suzhi kept rubbing his hands and staring at the door. Xu Wenbin fumbled in his pocket, took out a cigarette, and didn’t light it. Stop groping around.

  The night is deep, and the stars hang sparsely in the sky.

   will be born safely, Xu Qing has very strong confidence, he doesn't panic at all, he feels very inexplicable, he just knows.

   is still a man and a woman.

  The feeling in the dark, he looked back at the past.

  The door opened.

   "Dragon and phoenix are born, one male and one female."

  There is a voice.

  At that moment, Xu Qing heard her heart beat.

  　It is said that this book is used as a sample essay for daily love essays, and it is changed to the daily classification of light novels.

  　　 From the city to light novel...a bit deja vu.

  　　 I have definitely seen this script.

  (End of this chapter)