My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 322 Your mother is actually an alien

  As a simple working people, Jiang He gave full play to her hardworking virtues. After the house was cleaned, he took an old kid to the shop to clean, and then went to the old house to post couplets for sanitation.

  The flower shop is not far from the old house. Without driving, it was a short walk.

  Unwilling to move Xu Qing with reluctant Xu Shian, walking slowly on the road, Jiang He took Xu Jin's little hand, and urged them to move. .

   "Dad, why are these well lids round?"

  Xu Shian has too many doubts about this world, trying to get familiar with life on earth with the help of adults.

  This is a stupid question that even Jiang He has never asked. Xu Qing doesn’t know who his son is following, or are the children so stupid?

   "Prevent someone from asking why it is square."

   "That..."

  Xu Shian was stunned, his head couldn't turn around for a while.

  Uncle Zhao saw the cheerfully dressed people, said hello with a smile, and touched Xu Shian’s head by the way.

  It’s not fun in winter. If it’s summer, Xu Shi’an is wearing open crotch pants and can play his little tweet, just like Xu Qing at the beginning.

   "Grandpa Zhao."

  The two siblings were very polite, and were so happy that Uncle Zhao touched their pockets and took out a few lumps of candy from their pockets and stuffed them with them.

  "Come here to clean, but she doesn't live very often. She has to be idle." Xu Qing was lazy and asked Jiang He to take the child first, and he was here to steal some free time.

   "Be diligent, and the old house must be clean if you don't live. This is called blessed land, feng shui."

  The cold wind blew, Zhao Shu wrapped his coat and shook his body, took out a cigarette from his arms, and when Xu Qing waved his hand, he happily grabbed one by himself, "How old are they? Are they going to elementary school?"

   "There are two years left, I will go to elementary school here."

   "I think it would be better to just move back. It is not convenient to live so far to go to school."

   “I’ll be here at noon, it’s very troublesome to run back and forth.” Xu Qing laughed. The school district is getting more and more in demand, and it’s pretty good now.

   is also the siblings who caught up with the wave of the second child opening, and now they are down again.

  The two people were talking. A young girl came out of the community and was taken aback when she saw Xu Qing. Xu Qing was also taken aback.

  It’s been a long time since Xiaoyan has turned into a big girl. She has long hair and shawl, and she wears a light makeup. It may be a specially matched costume makeup. The eyeliner looks a bit mature.

   After a glance, Xiaoyan may nod his head slightly, or it may be Xu Qing's illusion, after all, he said hello.

   "That's a small word, right?"

  When she walked away, Xu Qing was a little uncertain.

   "Can't recognize it? I used to follow your **** every day and called Brother Xu."

   "Female Big Eighteen Change, I can't recognize it." Xu Qing shook his head, still thinking about the person he had just seen, familiar and unfamiliar.

   "Yes, I used to be a little chubby, but now I'm doing well." Zhao Shu breathed out a puff of smoke and smiled: "Maybe you can really be a star."

  Xu Qing laughed, Uncle Zhao raised her eyebrows: "You don't believe it? I heard Sister Cheng say that she seems to be talking about something... something."

  "Web drama?"

   "Yes, yes, it seems to be..." Uncle Zhao felt a little confused when he touched the leather hat on his head. Sometimes it is difficult to remember these things when he gets older.

  Xu Qing was surprised this time, and looked back again.

  Think about her two children are so old, she should...have already gone to college, as if I heard Aunt Cheng talk about the college entrance examination with joy in the past two years.

  Things are not human...

  Xu Qing was not too lazy. It felt almost the same. As he walked home slowly, Jiang He had wrapped his head in a cloth and swept the spider web on the corner with a broom.

  While picking up the couplet and letting the siblings unfold, Xu Qing talked about the matter just now.

   "Small words?"

   Hearing Xu Qing's small words, Jiang He looked back in surprise, still a little happy.

   "It's really been a long time since she hasn't seen her for a long time. She doesn't go back to grandma's side very much when she grows up."

  At first, Xu Qing was forced to learn the linear equations of two unknowns. She also brought Xiaoyan to play minesweeper secretly.

   "People are all big girls now, just like when you first came."

   "Maybe you won't recognize it if you meet on the street." Jiang He can imagine that Xu Jin and Xu Jin are both so old.

   "You studied with her at the beginning, but now she is going to university, and you have two babies..."

   "She is a child, can I be the same?"

   "So you still became what you disliked the most at the beginning, stupid ones will only..."

   "Say it again!" Jiang He stared at him.

  She is now the owner of a dignified flower shop. Anything stupid can only wash and hug children, and there is no such thing.

The old house is easier to clean. Usually there are no people, so there is not so much mess and stains. Many furniture is covered with cloth, and only a little dust is wiped away. Then paste the new couplet on the door, inside. The outside and outside have a new look.

  Having a house of his own, I can’t tell the stability in my heart. One more is of course more stable. This may be something carved in genes. Jiang He looked at the old house and was extremely satisfied.

  Xu Qingyang was on the old sofa, with her legs cocked, and taking the candy paper to make Shian. Hearing the words outside the door, he looked up, and Jiang He pulled Xu Jin outside the door and said something to someone.

  After a while, Aunt Cheng’s loud voice rang, Xu Qing got up and took Xu Shi’an to say hello to Cheng Yulan. For the neighbors, Cheng Yulan also ran over to stuff a red envelope for the full moon banquet in Ten’an.

  Cheng Yulan is getting older, her face seems to have more wrinkles suddenly, and she doesn’t walk with the same head and strutting as before, which brings the old man’s twilightness, but she is still very energetic and her speech is still loud.

   "A good boy is a good boy."

  She touched Shi'an's head and then Xu Jin, her face full of kindness.

After her wife left, Cheng Yulan lived alone and liked children more and more.

   "After the New Year, I will go to Ali's side. I rarely come here."

  Cheng Yulan smiled and told Xu Qing about this, still a little emotional.

  She has lived here for most of her life. Although she can still move, she is always a little lonely. After retiring, it is time to live with her daughter.

  The community is getting older and older, just like the people living in it.

  There will still be lights and festoons in the New Year’s community. Small colorful flags are hung on it with the words celebrating the festive season. The children running and jumping in the open space are still there, but they have changed a batch.

   "I just talked to Xiaoyan, I feel she is a little alienated from me."

  Walking on the road, Jiang He felt a little sad. She used to secretly play games with that girl.

   "Become a star, and you have no common language with a woman with a baby."

   "Don't talk nonsense, it's just that when you grow up, your age is a little bit worse."

   "Are you still an ancient person, more than a thousand years old, have you alienated her?" Xu Qing hummed.

   "Do you deliberately!" Jiang He pinched his arm.

   was interrupted by Xu Qing, that little bit of caution was gone.

  Xu Jin and Shi'an looked at each other, and they were a little surprised. Are their mothers from ancient times?

   "Dad, is mom an ancient person?"

   "Well, but don't talk nonsense to others, this is our family's secret."

   "Okay!" The siblings responded straightforwardly.

   Then turned around and sold Xu Qing.

"Ancient people?"

   Zhou Suzhi heard the "secret" from Shi Anshen mysteriously, but I don't know why, so she wanted to take Xu Qing over and give him a beating.

  I have become a father, but I still can’t learn to be steady, so I run a train every day.

   "I'm still a heroine." Xu Wenbin didn't lift his head.

  "Grandpa also knows?" Xu Jin covered her small mouth in surprise. It seemed that her mother really did not run away from the ancients.

  "Teach..."

  Xu Wenbin wanted to talk about bullying, look at the two dolls by his side, but didn’t say everything, Xu Qing became addicted to her costume.

   "When they weren't married before, they were just called the female knight and female knight." Xu Wenbin reminded Zhou Suzhi when he saw that Zhou Suzhi was a little confused.

   Then he was a little bit disdainful and curled his lips. “He wouldn’t want to ask him to read more. At least he would learn from the whole maiden mate on TV and return the heroine. It’s embarrassing.”

  Waiting for the two of Xu Qing to return from buying vegetables, Jiang He rolled his sleeves and went into the kitchen. Xu Qing originally wanted to help, but the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were bothered by the trouble and blasted out impatiently.

  To the two cubs every day, he was too lazy to take it, just because Xu Wenbin liked to take it, everyone was happy, Xu Qing took the frozen pear and went to the balcony to blow it.

  The floor heating at home is too hot. He always likes to stay on the balcony and look downstairs.

  Qin Maocai on the balcony opposite seems to be growing backwards. The older he gets, the black hair grows out of his temples. He is full of spirits and his eyes are piercing.

  The old man took Qin Xiao to play with Xiongba on the balcony. He could faintly hear the arguing in the living room behind him. The New Year's...Xu Qing smacked his lips, and Qin Mao just glanced at each other, and was silent.

  The male tyrant is very old. The dog's lifespan is not as long as that of the cat's. It may also be due to the fact that the winter melon has been lazy and nurturing. Now there is little change, but the male tyrant has clearly seen aging.

  Just like the **** can live for a long time, but the monkey lives for a long time... Xu Qing thinks this is probably the reason.

   Nibbled the frozen pear, he heard what Xu Wenbin and Zhou Suzhi were saying in the living room behind him, and suddenly he was stunned. He put a pear in his mouth and forgot to chew.

   "Can't tell him your alien identity, right?"

  Xu Qing felt that he just heard Xu Wenbin whispered such a sentence, and he didn't know if it was an illusion. He looked back, Xu Wenbin and Zhou Suzhi were a little nervous.

   "No...Dad, what did you just say?" Xu Qing couldn't calm down, and went back to the room to make sure.

   "I didn't say anything just now."

   "You said my mom is an alien?"

  Xu Qing stared at Zhou Suzhi carefully, trying to see the flowers from the face of his dozens-year-old mother.

   "You heard me wrong." Zhou Suzhi frowned and patted him aside, the kid's expression was fraught with hair.

  "……"

  "Leave me alone, you believe it? I say that your mother is an alien, and she flew away with a beep?" Xu Wenbin sneered, this son may have a problem with IQ, how can he behave in an incredible way...

   "No, what's your reaction? I said your mother is an alien, and then you believed it?" Xu Wenbin was stunned.

  He saw Xu Qing's hand trembled.

  Xu Qing's eyes are extremely complicated, and Xu Wenbin's appearance is too familiar.

  Yes, you are an ancient person, who would believe it? ——It seemed that he was leaning on the chair in the same posture and told Jiang He, exactly the same.

   is very exhausting.

  "……"

  "……"

  "……"

  The family was silent. Xu Wenbin was considering what went wrong. Zhou Suzhi worried whether Xu Qing’s IQ would slowly decrease with age and whether it would affect the children. Xu Qing was clearing his thoughts.

  Just now when he was eating pears on the balcony, he suddenly heard Xu Wenbin lower his voice and Zhou Suzhi whispering about his alien identity...

  This is wrong.

   "So..." Xu Wenbin said, and then shut up, he was also very tangled.

  I wanted to set an example to educate Xu Qing, don’t talk nonsense with the child, you are an adult and it’s not a matter of course, but the child is very likely...

  But what is Xu Qing’s reaction now? !

  Dogdan!

  Xu Wenbin's face is blacked out, it will be the real black question mark face.

  Thirty, how come you are as stupid as Xu Shian? What's the matter with the father and son?

   "I just want you to feel that parental talk will be subversive to the child... um... um... it seems you feel it." Xu Wenbin organized the wording.

   "...I feel too deep."

  Xu Qing let out a sigh of relief.

"you understood?"

"understood."

   "So why do you believe your mother is an alien? Is she not like a human at all?"

  Xu Wenbin was puzzled by this question, and it was terrible.

  He thought that Xu Qing would raise the bar and would not take it seriously, but he had thought about it, but he didn't expect Xu Qing to react like this now.

   "You said she is an alien, of course I believe it."

   "Bullshit, you said Jiang He is..."

  Xu Wenbin looked at the kitchen like a chicken pinched by the neck, and immediately reacted. Isn't he as stupid as Xu Qing?

  Mentally handicapped will lower the IQ of a whole street. He didn't believe it before, but now he believes it.

  IQ is contagious.

   But it is very tangled, a handsome young man, who looks normal, how can he be so stupid?

  Xu Wenbin was entangled to death, and when he saw Xu Qing, he was angry and waved his hand into the study room, not seeing and worrying.

   "You couple, don't be foolish all day, teach your children what to do."

  "They are smart, not the same as ordinary children."

   "That can't be taught."

"You know that they are so smart now. Don't you worry about me? When I was so old, I played with mice picking up chicken shit. Look at them. Let alone pick them up, you have to avoid them from a distance. This proves..."

   "Prove that they are smart, not as stupid as you." Zhou Suzhi hummed.

  Xu Qing has nothing to say. The good part of the siblings is that they are smart, and the bad part is taught. The good part is taught by the old couple, and the bad part is stupid.

  What can be said about this.

  "Come here!" After a while, Xu Wenbin showed his head from the study, beckoning to Xu Qing outside to call him over.

   "What's the matter Dad?"

  Xu Qing enters the study road.

"sit down."

  Xu Wenbin commanded, holding his chin with his hands crossed, and sitting behind the desk.

  He just thought about it for a long time, and after clearing his thoughts, he became more and more confused.

  Xu Qing is a ghost, if he is stupid, then there are really few smart people.

   But why would he react so much to a sentence? It seems illogical to really believe in the existence of aliens.

  Xu Wenbin lowered his head and nodded his forehead with his thumb, and gently rubbed it. When Xu Qing was puzzled, he finally said: "You are not right."

   "I'm right."

   "You are not right."

"I……"

   "Jiang He came from ancient times, so he didn't have an ID card or a job. No one knew him?" Xu Wenbin joked and asked this absurd question.

  If Xu Qing is abnormal again, it is worth pondering.

  "..." Xu Qing was stunned.

  Xu Wenbin carefully observed his expression, Xu Qing gradually laughed, making Xu Wenbin feel a sudden change.

   "Yes, she flew here in ancient times." Xu Qing nodded, paused and leaned forward: "Dad, do you believe it? Tell my mom again, do you believe it?"

  "……"

  Xu Wenbin stared at him for a long time without speaking.

  He really wants to give this kid a meal.

  (End of this chapter)