My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 333 President Needle's Eye

  It was not early, the old couple had had enough children with them, and they were ready to go home. Xu Qing and Jiang He didn't know what to talk about on the terrace, and they laughed together.

   "We went back."

   "Goodbye grandma and grandpa!"

  "Dad, drive slowly..."

  Xu Qing came back from the terrace and greeted him, but he saw Xu Wenbin looking at him strangely, as if there were flowers on his face.

"what's happenin?"

   "I heard that you can ruminate?" Xu Wenbin muttered, "Can you perform?"

   "...Dad, you are a highly educated person, don't listen to rumors."

   "Who is rumored? Who hasn't received higher education?!" Zhou Suzhi was unhappy, and when he raised his hand, he wanted to give him an old mother's version of the vajra palm on the back.

  Xu Wenbin glanced at Zhou Suzhi, nodded slightly, and even accepted Xu Qing's statement.

  No way, who's called Zhou Suzhi often shared in the group "Experts say you can't eat eggs in the morning..." "The experts say don't eat eggs at noon..." "The expert says you can't eat eggs at night..."

  "Eggs cannot be fully cooked, which will destroy nutrition..." "Eggs must be cooked, otherwise there will be germs!" "You don't know the correct way to drink milk..."

Fortunately, Jiang He was taught very cleverly. He listened to doctors on conditioning, big farmers talk about planting flowers, and Luo Xiang talked about the law...instead of listening to middle-aged men and women who speak very substandard Mandarin, with big faces on the screen. Come on, spit and splash, and ask, "Do you know? ’

  I know your grandma’s legs...

Xu Jin learned the alphabet song nursery rhymes very quickly, and he was able to sing fluently. Xu Shian stumbled and looked at the long nails in his buttocks when he was learning. He could barely remember, so he had to ask Xu Jin to give him. Make up lessons.

  As for why Xu Qing didn’t make up, she’s too angry now, and she will start accepting the suffering after going to elementary school.

  Facts have proved that the effect of Xu Jin's supplementary lessons is better than the old couple's teaching. The old couple is reluctant to kill his grandchildren. Xu Jin is not at all polite. He is the same as Jiang He when he is angry.

  ...

  "Do you remember that Jiang He was a little dazed before?" Xu Wenbin asked casually, holding the steering wheel.

"Before? They were thin and thin, so they can eat but not fat. I am always worried that the twins will not be good enough to feed them and have to eat milk powder..." Zhou Suzhi still marveled at Jiang He's appetite. Xu Qing's bowls are bigger than theirs. , Xu Jin sister and brother do not use small bowls, the whole family has good appetites.

  Xu Wenbin is silent, Zhou Suzhi's focus is obviously different...a woman is a woman.

  He was thinking about the pile of textbooks for fourth and fifth grades on the coffee table in the old house.

  The lights were shining, and the car passed the night and drove in the direction of home.

  ...

  At the end of March is the birthday of the brothers and sisters, the benefits of twins are reflected again, so you don’t have to bother to give the big and small three birthdays a year...

  The flower shop hooked up the handsome guy to Gong Ping. Xu Qing and the two took their children out to play. Xu Jin and Shi’an sisters and brothers didn’t know where to listen to the fun in the amusement park. The stubborn ones wanted to go to the amusement park.

  Since they were tortured once, Xu Qing and Jiang He have never been to an amusement park again. They are extremely resistant to this place, but the two brothers and sisters especially want to play, so they can only rely on them to celebrate their birthday.

  Fortunately, large projects have height restrictions. You can only play with the children's roller coaster flying chair. Seeing the brothers and sisters yelling, their faces blushed with excitement.

For the birthday cake in the evening, the larger one will be solved. Write the names of the siblings, Xu Jin on the left, and small red flowers made of cream, on the right is Xu Shian, covered with cut fruits, raisin fire dragon Fruits and the like form a shape of Tai Chi, and I took photos and sent them to a circle of friends to show off.

  Qin Hao: This dog is showing off again.

  Wang Zijun: It’s over, you have another one too.

  Different from Jiang He, the siblings liked the cake a little bit, but still expressed their love for the exquisite appearance. Xu Jin and Shian only ate fruits and florets, and then they had no interest.

   "There are still people in this world who don't like to eat birthday cake?" Every time her brother and sister celebrate their birthday, she wonders if the two are holding the wrong one.

  Jiang He, as in the past, has never changed in these ten spring and autumn. When eating cream cake, I can’t wait to wipe my fingers clean, close my eyes, and enjoy this soft and sweet delicacy.

  Xu Jin and Shi'an looked at each other, watching Jiang He's mouth bulging, eating so happily, tasting another piece with some suspicion, then both wrinkled their faces, it was too sweet.

  The brothers and sisters and Xu Qing, the old father, crossed the fruits on them and tasted them, and watched her as a mother eating happily.

  When you finish, wipe the cream on the corner of your mouth, put your finger in your mouth and give a sigh of satisfaction.

   "It would be great if I used to be a cake maker. It should be ten times easier to trick you into giving birth." Xu Qing lamented that he had taken the wrong path.

   "I will eat all your cakes, and then I won't let you touch them." Jiang He is not stupid, just want to fool her with a little cake?

   "What if I put a cake on my mouth?"

   "You shameless."

After eating and drinking, Xu Qing lay on the rocking chair on the terrace to enjoy the cool. The two children ran around, chasing the winter melon and wanted to dress it up. Xu Jin took off her doll's little skirt and wanted to dress the winter melon as one. Beautiful teenage cat.

Winter Melon, a woman among cats, is naturally unwilling. She hides herself and jumps from the window of the living room. As long as it jumps to the terrace, the siblings and brothers have to run out of the door of the living room. Waiting for them to come, Winter Melon will go from the windowsill. Jumping back to the living room, the siblings can only run back to the living room in a circle.

Repeatedly, Xu Jin finally discovered Shi'an's stupidity. She directed her stupid brother to stay in the living room while she went to the terrace to form a sandwich between two breads. The winter melon who perceives the crisis is everywhere and sees where she can hide from these two little bastards. egg.

   "How far are I from you now?"

  Xu Qing pointed out that he has been practicing martial arts for so many years, but Jiang He abandoned martial arts to learn yoga, and the gap should be closed a lot, so he has inexplicable confidence.

  Man, have a big appetite and a big dream. If you can press her on the sofa and do whatever you want, it’s okay to have a backache.

  "The gap between you and me should be a little bit left." Jiang He pinched his little finger and gestured.

   "Really?"

   "Really."

"Let's try... Here!" Xu Qing got up from the recliner, picked up the somewhat old long sword in front of the weapon rack, and threw it to Jiang He, while he took another one, eagerly trying to make a gesture with Jiang He Gestures.

   "Are you sure?" Jiang He held the sword in one hand and turned it around for a few times, then turned his back to his back and looked at him.

  "Today is both superior and decisive." Xu Qing arched his hands, and drew out the long sword with a serious face, then shook his hand and pulled out a sword scream.

   "Then I will be a widow."

   "How dare to look down on me like this? Draw your sword!"

  "..."

  Xu Qing only heard the sound of Jiang He pulling out the long sword, and the sword edge was already on his shoulder the next moment.

   Jiang He looked at him majesticly.

  "Is this a little bit?" Xu Qing quickly jumped twice in his heart. Jiang He holding the sword, whether he is in coarse linen or white shirt, is always so rusty.

   "I am humble and humble."

   Jiang He returned the sword to its sheath, threw it back on the sword stand, and blinked innocently at him.

   "I thought I was able to mix in the rivers and lakes after ten years of hard training."

  Xu Qing was very shocked, and put the sword in its scabbard lonely.

  For a moment, he didn't even see Jiang He's movements. He only felt that his shoulder was heavy and he had been hit by the sword.

   Jiang He turned around and occupied Xu Qing's recliner, swaying on it, "Like you, you can't get out of ten miles before you get robbed by bandits."

   "You didn't teach me the trick just now."

   "Kung Fu is a killing technique."

  Sword moves are always only sword moves. I have never struggled with life or death, and I can’t develop that kind of reaction.

The so-called martial arts are just people who fight more at the beginning, and cut more people on the battlefield. With skilled experience, they know how to swing a sword faster and more deadly. People who finally survived battles, Summarizing one's own experience, this is the move.

   "Living here, just get fit."

   Jiang He kicked off his slippers and curled up on the bamboo chair to blow the night breeze, lying on his back revealing the white collarbone under the white shirt.

  She remembered the past thousands of years ago, the contest between life and death.

  Xu Qing doesn’t have to experience the Shura-like arena, as long as he goes online and amuse the children, this is the fairyland that he dreamed of at that time.

  Xu Qing leaned over and stretched out his hands from the bottom of her shirt. Jiang He looked sideways and glanced at the presence of no siblings on the terrace. He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

   "Am I good?"

"awesome."

   "Then you won't kiss me?"

   "Mouth is full of cake taste." Xu Qing's disgusting words made Jiang He very angry, and pulled his hand out of it.

  "This chair won't collapse when sitting on two people?" Xu Qing stood up and studied the firmness of the recliner. At that time, Jiang He was fine lying on it with a big belly, and it should be very strong.

   "It won't collapse." Jiang He shook back and forth.

   Then he picked up Jiang He and lay down on his own. The two leaned against each other, rubbing their faces against each other, feeling each other's breath.

  Always wanted to get closer, so Jiang He closed his eyes and looked for his mouth.

  "Don't look, there will be a needle eye!"

   A very low-pressure voice came, and the couple looked sideways. Two small heads were exposed on the window sill. Xu Jin was covering Shi'an's eyes with her hands, but her eyes were wide open.

   "Xiaojin, come over here!"

  Xu Qing was furious, and planned to teach the two guys a lesson from the recliner.

  Looking at the old man putting on slippers and pulling him over, the siblings instantly retracted their heads, and they dispersed, each ran back to their rooms, leaving only the melons in their little skirts meowing on the windowsill.

  (End of this chapter)