My wife killed me a hundred times, and I am finally invincible in this weird era

"Husband, am I beautiful?" At this time, the wife's inquiry came again.

"Beauty!" Su Chen replied so, with a faint confident smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Wife, you are simply the most beautiful weird in the world I have ever seen!"

Since the wife ghost is learning from his wife.

Then if you want not to violate the killing rules of the wife and ghost, it is very simple, that is, really substitute yourself into the identity of a good national husband, and don't make your wife angry.

In this way, the game is broken!

"Sure enough."

Just like the first Zhou Mu, after hearing her own praise, her wife lowered her head a little shyly, and her face was slightly red.

"It's kind of cute." Su Chen chuckled in his heart.

Having already understood the rules of his wife's killing, Su Chen did not live up to his previous tension when facing his wife, and completely relaxed.

It's just to deal with his wife, he is very good at it.

Don't underestimate his experience of being married ninety-nine times in his previous life!

"But husband, we have only met for the first time, how can you prove that what you just said is from the heart and not lying to me?"

"Oh?" Su Chen snorted lightly, facing this death question that Zhou Mu killed himself in the first week, Su Chen did not panic at all, and even his smile became more and more evil.

Regular weirdness is like this, as long as you have the strategy in hand, there is nothing to be afraid of.

It's like

this question, "The answer is simple." Su Chen's voice was soft, and his tone was affectionate

: "Po, you asked me if I was sincere, of course... Yes! Halfway through the words, Su Chen's face suddenly changed, and he covered his stomach and squatted on the ground and shouted!

"My belly!"

"My stomach hurts!!"

"Huh!? What's wrong with you, husband?

Sure enough, his wife, who was waiting for Su Chen's response, cried out when she heard Su Chen's stomachache, and immediately changed her face into a worried face, and asked anxiously.

"The plan is perfect!"

His wife's completely different reaction from the first week made Su Chen, who was squatting on the ground and pretending to have a stomachache, smile.

His wife's worried emotions because of his stomachache completely proved that his guess was not wrong, the wife ghost is indeed learning his wife, and all kinds of emotional reactions are no different from the real wife.

"So if you want to deal with your wife and ghosts, you have to do it like you do with your wife."

And in daily life, when the wife is asking her husband if he is sincere with her.

At this time, as a husband, whether the answer is yes or no, there will be great trouble.

Otherwise, there is no need to say, I am afraid that I will be directly eaten by the angry wife.

If you answer yes, I am afraid that it will lead to a series of questions from my wife, 'Why do you like me?' ''Like me?'' "How do I trust you" and all sorts of tedious questions.

If you are not careful, these problems are prone to mistakes, leading to a dispute, which is very troublesome.

Therefore, in the experience of ninety-nine marriages in the previous life, Su Chen summed up a set of the best strategies that are most suitable for dealing with this kind of problem, that is.

"Ugh!"

"No, wife, my stomach hurts!"

"I'll talk about this later, let me go to the toilet first!!"

"Husband, are you all right? So serious. The wife looked worried, not entangled in the previous question, and stretched out her slender jade hand in front of Su Chen.

"It's okay, it's okay."

"It's just that I have been staying up late to study these days, accidentally eating my stomach, and it will be good to rest a little!" Su Chen raised his eyes and glanced at the white tender little hand stretched out in front of his wife.

Without much thought, the detective took it.

Snow-white and tender, ice muscles and jade bones.

There is a wonderful touch of cold in the delicate and silky flower, and in this hot summer, such a wonderful feeling is really heart-wrenching.

Su Chen suddenly felt that he had such a wife.

"It's pretty good!"

Although he was accidentally killed several times by his wife because he didn't understand the rules before, now that he knows the rules, it is naturally impossible for this situation to occur again.

"Then in the future, it should be very reasonable for me as a husband to sleep with my wife at night!?"

"What do you think? Wife.

But the wife did not respond, and it was a little quiet.

This made Su Chen, who was pulled up, puzzled, could it be shy?

Turn your head and look.

Seeing that his wife lowered her head and kept her eyes looking at the hands they were holding together.

Let this make Su Chen puzzled, shook the hands of the two, and shouted softly.

"Wife?"

The wife only moved at this time, slowly raised her head, and under the trembling gaze of Su Chen's eyes, the corners of her laughing mouth gradually split to the root of her ears, and she whispered.

"Husband, you touched me!"

"What!!" Su Chen's pupils shrank suddenly, and he suddenly looked at the hands held by the two, thinking of what his wife said.

An extremely heaven-defying speculation arose in my mind.

"It won't."

There was a sudden sound in his heart, and before he could make a move, he saw a large mouth of blood swallowing it head-on.

Poof!

[The fifth rule of wife ghost murder - the husband cannot touch his wife. ] "

Blanch!"

"What kind of turtle man is this!"

Su Chen, who returned from the restart again, realized the cause of his sixth week's death, and he just wanted to scold his mother!

"Don't even touch it."

"This husband is also too humiliated, and I am not the son-in-law of the Dragon King!"

But.... Although accidentally died again.

But Su Chen, who probably already knew that his wife had all the rules of killing, did not continue to entangle.

If you don't touch it, don't touch it, anyway, he is not rare!

First clear the copy of your wife and start your own road to king!!

There are still ninety-three chances to be reborn, which is completely enough for him to step on the top of the world!

Isn't it just that he was killed six times by his wife, and it didn't matter at all!

Wow! Wow!

"So beautiful."

What the hell is this?

The crowd was in a commotion, and Su Chen looked back at his wife who came out and let out a long sigh.

"This time I was finally able to get out!"

"Husband, am I beautiful?"

"Beauty!"

"But husband, we have only met for the first time, how can you prove that what you just said is from the heart, and not lying to me" "

Ah!! My shoelaces are open, my wife asked me to tie a lace first! (The shoelaces are untied and fastened again)

"Wife, let's go down quickly, don't hinder the awakening." (The wife wanted to reach out to help Su Chen dodged in time)

Perfect clearance of the wife's copy, finally came out of the spring!

Outside the school auditorium.

Su Chen looked at the afterglow of the evening and had already formulated the course of action in this life.

"In the next ten days, every college entrance examination student will be forcibly pulled into three weird copies for mock exams, paving the way for the final college entrance examination weird copies."

"And my main purpose in this life is to live as long as possible."

"Three mandatory weird copies, college entrance examination weird copies, other weird copies... Gather more information about various spooky copies.

"Where are the resource points, various clearance methods, hidden know-how, changes in the future of Kyushu's national fortunes, changes in disasters brought by wild weirdness to various places, and so on."

"In this life, I don't need to compete for excellence, I just need to investigate these things clearly to pave the way for the next life to be reborn and make nourishment."

"By then..." He

returned to using the information of this life to prophet and foresight, and after becoming stronger, there was a way to pinch his wife!!

Looking back at his wife who was following behind, the corners of Su Chen's mouth raised, and he had already seen a bright future.

.... It's a pity that Su Chen at this moment didn't notice that the time at this moment was evening!

Sunset.

One step out, the bright future of imagination did not come, but was replaced by a dark night.