My Years As a Car Dealer

Chapter 0082: Standing chopsticks into the boiling soup

It was good that nothing happened. Hou Lei secretly praised his choice and asked, "A boy."

"ABOY."

Hou Lei nodded with great satisfaction, and then asked, "Two boys."

The girl suddenly lowered her head and didn't answer.

Hou Lei thought the girl wouldn't, so he put his hands on the desk and shouted at all the students, "Classmates, let's answer together?"

So all the children said in unison: "gay."

Hou Lei was depressed and confused, how did the two boys become gay?

At this moment, a boy stood up and said loudly: "Teacher, teacher. One man and one woman are only for reproduction. Two boys together is true love."

In the roar of laughter, Hou Lei looked up at the roof forty-five degrees, and tears silently slipped down his cheeks: "I regret not listening to Wang Qiang, retribution!"

Hou Lei came down amidst the sound of falling down.

It was Wang Longfei's turn to teach creatures.

Wang Longfei passed Hou Lei by the wooden door.

Hou Lei's eyes were sad and resentful, and he looked at Wang Longfei with hot eyes as if he was expecting something.

Wang Longfei patted his brother on the shoulder and gave him a cheerful look, as if to say, "Wait for my brother to avenge you, look it up."

Wang Longfei walked slowly to the podium, and Jiang Dehao at the back of the conference room joked: "Young man, don't be arrogant, don't be knocked down, or change someone if you can't."

"No?" Wang Longfei had seen what happened to Wang Qiang and Hou Lei, and he was already angry. The facial features really can't stop your simple IQ. What do you say about handsome guys? I'm strong and strong. In the morning, I am a wooden master, so I don't look like you. , three in nine seconds."

"Fuck..." Jiang Dehao started the matter, but in front of so many people, Jiang Dehao really couldn't get angry.

Not only did he not humiliate Wang Longfei, but he took his own humiliation. Jiang De arrogantly bowed his head and said nothing.

Wang Longfei laughed, his footsteps were more brisk, his eyes were bright, his sword-shaped eyebrows were not angry and powerful, and an evil spirit spread to the surrounding.

Wang Longfei swaggered towards the podium, and the classroom was filled with his heroic, proud voice: "I'm handsome, young and smart, with special talents and talents, and I'm very different, with four books and five classics, not to mention, Tang poetry and Song poetry, even more so. If you are familiar with it by heart, why is it difficult to teach a bunch of yellow-mouthed children?"

The opening remarks stunned all the people in the classroom, even Zhang Chen and others who peeked from the crack of the door opened their mouths, and fell to the ground for Wang Longfei's worship. Originally, they thought that this buddy didn't have enough to eat, and he couldn't do anything. Think of it like this?

Wang Longfei raised the corner of his mouth and smiled slightly. He was very satisfied with Jiang Dehao's deflated stupid appearance and began to avenge Wang Qiang and Hou Lei.

He stood on the podium, looked around the front, put aside the biology class he was going to teach, and said loudly: "Handsome guy, I'm concentrating on my practice at school. I occasionally get a seven-character quatrain in my spare time.

Didn't you come to teach biology?

What are you doing with concentrated cultivation? Seven quatrains?

Still axe?

This is an urban novel, not a historical one, not a fantasy novel!

It's too out of the way,

How do you want us to make trouble?

I don't know what Wang Longfei is going to do, and the children who are about to make him also unable to come down are dumbfounded.

Wang Longfei made it clear that he wanted to disgust Jiang Dehao and the others and avenge his brothers. Others didn't know Wang Longfei's true intentions. Now not only did the children put up their ears and looked like they were admiring, but even Zhang Chen and others were interested and focused. Looking forward to Wang Longfei's magic touch.

Wang Longfei glanced at everyone in the conference room, and after brewing for a long time, he read it aloud.

",

Stick to the fat cow and don't relax.

Thousands of plates are still tenacious,

Eating fat is better for winter. "

After Wang Longfei finished reading, his sarcastic eyes swept across the conference room again, deliberately angry with Jiang Dehao and others, and said, "Where is the applause? Let me see your hands, please?"

Everyone seemed to be petrified by magic, and for a whole minute, no one uttered a word.

"Hands? Hands, you are a big head." Jiang Dehao's scolding came from behind, "You foodie, you have a fever, are you confused? It's just this stupid and crooked poem, you still have the face to say it, I see you Have you lived on a dog for ten or twenty years? Me, bah."

Jiang Fangyan recovered from the shock, she got goosebumps listening to this nondescript limericks, is this guy being funny on purpose?

However, Jiang Fangyan smiled again, thinking that Wang Longfei's purely spoof-like teaching method was really interesting.

It is estimated that Han Fuqiu's "cannon blasting his female good" is also better than him.

Jiang Fangyan's pretty eyes glanced at everyone, and she thought to herself, saying that this girl is not literate, and this college student is not too bad, who will laugh at me in the future.

It's true that the crow dislikes the pig's blackness. He lives a little brighter than the ghost fire, and pretends that the sun shines on others.

"The sky is high and the clouds are floating, and the moon is originally in the heart." Facing Jiang Dehao's words, Wang Longfei was in a mess, and he retorted, "I think you are too disrespectful to the sacred and lofty title of 'foodie'. understood.

Most of the people who claim to be foodies can only eat, dare to eat, and eat everything, like pigs.

But the real foodie in my heart is someone who knows how to eat, knows how to eat, knows how to cook, cook and fry, and at least knows a thing or two about the eight major cuisines. After tasting red wine and frying poached eggs, it’s best to eat whatever you want without getting fat.

So, if you are not rich, then you have to eat tastefully, like a handsome guy like me, this is called a foodie, otherwise it can only be a rice bucket, it can only fit in the stomach..."

"Mr. Wang, please don't change the topic, it's class now!" Jiang Fangyan didn't want to see his father's deflated appearance, so he found a place for him, "Since you are so researched on poetry, what are the characteristics of ancient Chinese Tang poetry?"

Resisting the temptation of kicking Jiang Fangyan, Wang Longfei understood that Jiang Fangyan saw that the children couldn't talk to each other, so he went out to stumble himself, just waiting to see the joke.

Now that I am a teacher, I have to take up this stubbornness while standing on the podium. I admit that counseling is not Wang Longfei's style, so I said unhurriedly: "I think Tang poetry can be basically summed up as: there are otaku in the countryside, and there are many angry youths on the frontier. Yong Gu can't afford to be hurt, so I'll say goodbye full of love."

Shit, some executives listened to Wang Longfei's nonsense: "What about Song Poetry?"

Wang Longfei couldn't stand such a wheel battle, his forehead was sweating, his face was blue, and it took him a long time to think about it: "The Song Ci is roughly as follows: petty bourgeoisie drink flower wine, veteran sits on the bedside, educated youth sings the ancients on a self-guided tour, the emperor's palace is worried, the remaining women's house At home, Lolita married a prince, her husband died early, and her sister was in a brothel."

Jiang Fangyan also wanted to ask Wang Longfei how he evaluated the four famous Chinese novels, but Wang Longfei couldn't hold it anymore, so he stopped her in time: "Miss Jiang, this is the classroom, if you have any questions, you can discuss it with Zhang Chen in private, don't affect students' learning."

Before Jiang Fangyan opened his mouth to answer, Wang Longfei looked at the little guys in the audience, quickly changed the subject, and asked kindly, "Do you have any questions, classmates?"

Not letting Jiang Fangyan continue to ask questions and make trouble, a little boy stood up with his small hands high, and the childish voice echoed in everyone's ears: "Mr. Wang, Teacher Wang, can I ask you a question?"

The little boy was estimated to be eight or nine years old, and the two big eyes flickered on his immature face, looking very clever.

Wang Longfei nodded in disapproval, a little boy, Wang Longfei confidently dealt with him without pressure, soeasy.

"Mr. Wang, you can only answer the question I asked with 'know' or 'don't know', do you dare?" The little boy who was ignored by Wang Longfei challenged him.

Wang Longfei was amused. He thought that your words were leaking. I don't know when those two front teeth will grow. What's wrong with me? The washbasin also wants to drown me?

Wang Longfei nodded painfully in agreement: "Go ahead, do it your way."

"Does your family know that you are funny?"

"No..." Wang Longfei just said a word, and when he reacted, he quickly covered his mouth, almost killing this little brat, what the hell, I'll kick you.

Wang Longfei covered his mouth and stared in embarrassment, making everyone in the classroom go crazy, but the little boy didn't let Wang Longfei go. Always let go."

Unfortunately, Wang Longfei, who was pretending to be mature, had both of them. Naturally, he was the target of the little boy's mouth, but he didn't know what method they were going to use.

"Mu Dong, please apologize to the teacher." Mu Qing, who has always been aloof, reprimanded the little boy who provoked Wang Longfei. She stood up and apologized to Wang Longfei. She felt that Jiang Fangyan, the mastermind behind the scenes, had done something outrageous. Usually, the children were skinny. Too much trouble today, "Mr. Wang, don't be as knowledgeable as the little guy."

"Apologize? No need." Wang Longfei's face was ashen, seeing that Mu Qing was a big beauty, he didn't care about the children.

Wang Longfei, who was full of confidence, was also planted, and walked down the podium in despair. The conference room burst into thunderous laughter again, one by one laughing all over the place.

"A bunch of talented people!" Li Wen laughed while lying on her husband's shoulder and pumping. This is not teaching children, it's more lively than a group fight.

It was too much fun today, Jiang Fangyan was also so happy that she couldn't find the north, she stood up abruptly, her big eyes scanned the direction of the door, and Zhang Chen didn't come to the stage.

Jiang Fangyan hated Zhang Chen to death, especially looking forward to his embarrassment being repaired.

"Come out Zhang Chen, come out Zhang Chen, come out Zhang Chen..." The little rich woman waved her hands and screamed, but she secretly scolded Zhang Chen in her heart: I told you to find a tutor for this girl, and I told you not to play with this girl. You sweep this girl's face...

Dozens of little guys didn't know who Zhang Chen was or what he looked like. The two sides had no grudges.

Judging from Jiang Fangyan's posture, it is estimated that this man named Zhang Chen definitely offended the eldest sister, so dozens of little guys eagerly prepared to repair Zhang Chen.

Under the leadership of Jiang Fangyan, dozens of little guys stood up in unison and slapped the desk with both hands.

The sound of dong dong kong, dong dong kong, dong dong kong sounded, very rhythmic, very imposing, very murderous.

Zhang Chen, who was hiding outside the wooden door, noticed the movement inside, and the cold sweat on his forehead fell. He thought that all his classmates had been smashed off the podium, and it would be shameful for him to go up.

"I think we shouldn't delay Miss Jiang's studies, she should hire another wise man!" Zhang Chen is a shameful person. He didn't know a bunch of children, so he decided not to mix things up. He stood up and greeted everyone with a smile. : "Let's go, go, go, call my second sister, Teacher Xue, Brother Zhao, and Manager Wang, and I'll invite everyone to dinner."

"Yes, yes, let's go to dinner." Everyone understands that this is not to be a teacher, it is purely to find guilt, who can teach the little witch, and the uncle will not serve.

"Hey, little brother..." Sister Ji didn't want Zhang Chen to suffer on the podium or be knocked down. She opened her mouth to say that she could eat at the Tiandi Hotel, and she treated the guests.

Ah Hu touched Sister Ji with his elbow without a trace, and gave her a wink, meaning that men want to save face, so don't fight with Zhang Chen.

Jijie nodded, cheerfully silent, and just arranged by Zhang Chen.

Zhang Chen took out his mobile phone and shouted: "Sister, call the second sister and brother Zhao and ask them to go to the mutton soup restaurant in the east gate of our school. I will call Manager Wang and Zhang Hu, and we will meet at the mutton soup restaurant. .UU reading www.uukanshu.com”

"Okay." Sister Ji happily took out her mobile phone and prepared to make a call.

In the conference room, dozens of students and dozens of executives were waiting eagerly for Zhang Chen to appear, but they didn't expect to be released.

"Why haven't you come out yet?" Jiang Dehao and his wife sat on the seat with arms crossed, waiting anxiously.

Jiang Fangyan was impatient, like a fierce lone wolf, with her head lowered and her little **** twisted, twisting and twisting, walking from left to right, and then from right to left in front of Mu Qing...

Suddenly, Jiang Fangyan suddenly looked up at her parents, her big eyes widened and she shouted, "Zhang Chen won't run away, right?"

"Run?" The dozens of students in front turned their heads to look at the big sister, and the dozens of people sitting behind were also staring at Jiang Fangyan.

Jiang Fangyan said that Zhang Chen didn't come out for seven or eight minutes. It was too abnormal, and it was very likely that he had slipped away.

Everyone's heart was angry, and they scolded this Zhang Chen for being too inauthentic. Can you die if you don't come on stage to give a lecture? So many people are foolishly waiting for you.

"I, Jiang Dehao, have always been reasonable and convincing people with morality, and never bullied others." Jiang Dehao stood up angrily, shouting with a grim face, "But if Zhang Chen dares to let me dove, the labor and capital will not give up."

Jiang Fangyan glanced at his father who was on the verge of a panic, thinking that it would be useless to find Zhang Chen, and simply ran to the door of the conference room.

Jiang Dehao and his wife and Mu Qing followed closely behind Jiang Fangyan. A large number of people pushed open the wooden door of the conference room, and there was no one in the aisle.

"I'm mad at the labor and capital, I'm mad at the labor and capital." Jiang Dehao felt that he was deliberately humiliated. His old face was flushed, and he waved his huge fists, "If you dare to play with the labor and capital, the labor and capital will peel Zhang Chen's skin."