Mystery Makes Me Strong
Chapter 1632 Dog Emperor
People will of course change.
Wen Rensheng couldn't be more clear.
He never counted on people's hearts.
That's why he came up with Xiawang.
Anyone who expects people's hearts to help him achieve success is a big fool.
The significance of winning the hearts of the people is to reduce the resistance to doing things. Don't expect people to support you if you have high morality.
Everything must be promoted according to the logic of interests.
Take everyone and a dog, and walk into the court hall.
To be honest, this hall is also a bit dilapidated.
It was too expensive to repair once, and the emperor was reluctant.
This kind of dilapidation also shows a trace of the end of the dynasty.
Some decorations are even obviously stolen and patched up later.
In the last days of the dynasty, petty officials became more sensitive.
"Is this the place where the emperor's old man goes to court? It looks so-so, not as luxurious as the hall where our leader sits." The Seventh Palace Master scanned the court hall.
They are not bumpkins, but high-ranking members of the Demon Cult, with huge wealth and a lot of experience in the world.
That's what he said, but everyone still looked eagerly at the middle position.
The top has been washed and cleaned, and it was done by the eunuchs and maids who were retained.
It is their lives to release these people directly, because they have completely lost the ability to make a living outside, just like domesticated birds in cages.
"Holy Master, please take your seat." The master of the fourth palace said quickly.
Whether in public or private, he should be the first to persuade.
It was only then that everyone suddenly realized, and followed suit one after another.
In the future, everyone will no longer be a master of martial arts, and must learn the rules of officialdom.
It's still the fourth uncle who turns around quickly, and he is a mature man.
Wen Rensheng looked around, smiled, then pointed to the purple flower dog under his feet and said, "Go and sit on it."
Zhao Han was looking at the hall curiously, recalling how the emperor looked when he came to court.
Hearing this suddenly, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Fortunately, dogs have four legs, so they won't fall if they are frightened.
"ha?"
Let me sit on the throne?
It stretched out a leg pointing at itself.
Wen Rensheng nodded.
Everyone was surprised, what's going on?
Although they all knew that this dog was supernatural and the saint liked it very much, they couldn't joke about it.
"From today onwards, I want to prove one thing to the world, the position of the emperor, even a dog can sit!" Wen Rensheng laughed "haha".
"Just leash a dog and put it on the throne. The world can turn around as it wants!"
"ah!"
Everyone was in an uproar.
This joke is a bit big.
That is the supreme position since ancient times!
Even asked a dog to sit.
Zhao Han backed away silently.
It also wants some face, and doesn't want to double its black history.
As a result, Wen Rensheng grabbed the neck and lifted it up, then stepped forward a few steps, came to the side of the throne, and pressed it on top of the throne!
Everyone was stunned.
It turned out that the saint was playing for real.
Although everyone says "dog emperor", no one thinks that a dog should be made emperor!
But now, this holy master did just that.
Sitting on the throne, Zhao Han can't move left and right, he's not as good as his own kennel.
It is said that the emperor is good, but the kennel is actually more comfortable.
"Well, Saint Master, should you think about it again, if this is the case, I'm afraid people in the world won't accept our Heavenly Saint Army." The fourth palace master advised.
Others secretly thought about it.
Can a dog sit up?
Can't I sit still?
They completely forgot that the position of the emperor is really a place where dogs can sit, but people cannot.
Because people are too smart, too capable of tossing themselves.
The position of the emperor, as long as there is no tossing, it will be fine, and the people below will suffer less.
The most typical one is Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty. If Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty survived and had to choose between dogs and Yang Guang, he would definitely choose dogs.
"In the next Heavenly Sage Dynasty, the dog will be the emperor." Wen Rensheng announced.
At the same time, his voice sounded from the Divine Net.
Of course he is not a dog lover. The purpose of doing this is actually a bit of a bad taste in it.
In the previous life, even though they had already entered the modern age, many people still couldn't get rid of the feudalism in their bones. The little power held by the superiors and the inferiors could make people do whatever they wanted, and show their appearance in the wine field.
Many people's positions would be better off with a dog on the leash.
Everyone was in an uproar.
The original emperor naturally saw this scene.
He has mixed feelings.
"It turns out that in my position, a dog is more suitable than me!" He laughed loudly, shaking his head back and forth.
He laughed at himself for the past ten years of tossing.
He laughed at his own hard thinking over the years.
He laughed at himself as a self righteous guy.
…………
Somewhere in the south of the Yangtze River on a painting boat.
Li Wenren, who said that "the world can only be prosperous again after killing ninety percent of the world", was chatting with a group of poets again.
"It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, it really is the Demon Cult, and the nature of the demon cub can't be changed in his bones, and he uses a dog as the emperor!" A person shook his head and sneered.
"They are venting their grievances against the imperial court in the past. Hmph, they only have this measure. In the past, it was fine to complain in the countryside, but now they are in the court, and they openly use a dog as the emperor. Isn't that obvious?" Don't let the common people respect their court?" Another scholar waved his fan.
"A group of reckless heroes, sooner or later, it seems that it may really be like what Brother Li said. In the end, the Tartars won the world, because they at least have an orthodox appearance. Brother Li is really far-sighted."
Everyone looked at the literati surnamed Li who was drinking alcohol.
"Well done, the emperor should be a dog!" Li Wenren clapped his hands and laughed, and then sang:
"Well, well, the world is good, everyone come and have a look."
"The dog emperor has been established in the new dynasty, and the world is watching the big show."
"Everyone says the emperor is good, but now the dog can sit."
"After you sing, I will appear on stage, only Xiaomin will be heartbroken."
"After drinking this wine, I will return to my hometown, so that I can serve my parents at home."
After singing, Li Wenren slammed the jug and walked out of the boat with his head raised.
More than a dozen dancers watched him leave with adoring eyes, and many of them felt resentful.
Scholars are generous and don't pay attention to love.
He was also expected to redeem himself.
"That's right, let's all go home, this new dynasty, but that's all, let's go home and take care of our parents." Someone suddenly realized.
That's right, no matter how much you talk about, it's just watching a show, or living a life, and raising parents is a serious matter.
All the scholars shook their heads and got off the boat one by one.
"A good song, a good song, it can understand the world, nothing better than this." The master of the boat sighed, and came to clean up the mess.
As soon as he finished speaking a few sentences, he heard a "plop" outside the window, followed by a scream.
"It's not good, Brother Li jumped into the lake in despair!"
"Ah, it seems that making a song and being a person are not the same thing."
"Don't spread rumors, I just accidentally fell, puff, come and save me, I can't drink a few sips."
The master of the painting boat shook his head, and ordered a housekeeper to row a boat to catch people.
…………
As the new dog emperor, Zhao Han expressed that he was under a lot of pressure.
However, he soon felt the benefits of being the dog emperor.
The food and drink had already been specially prepared and delivered, not to mention the accommodation, which was even more gorgeously designed.
There is no shortage of silver in the new dynasty.
And it doesn't have to worry about anything, just make two "barks" when it goes to court.
Other things will naturally be taken care of.
In the Great Yan Dynasty, there were emperors who did not go to court for 30 years, but they continued to function. At any rate, it could still "bark" twice, acting as a mascot and supervisor.
The only bad thing is that it is said that several former eunuchs are trying to choose a concubine in order to regain favor.
Dozens of mighty and strong dogs have already participated in the selection and are training etiquette.
This man, if he tries his best, he won't even let the dog go...
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