Mystery Makes Me Strong

"TMD, is there still trust between people?" Player B looked at the introduction on the porcelain, and was furious.

Fortunately, it has not been sent out, otherwise he would have almost become a laughing stock.

However, he was surprised again, how did these bastards fake it in the game?

Could it be that the fakes in reality were scanned in?

How was that scanned?

Not to mention, the methods of these fake guys are really superb.

At the same time, he also realized the power of this "clean heart and few desires formula".

It's really good to hang up, but life without hanging up is full of all kinds of embarrassment and aggrieved.

Just like this time, if he sends it away, a group of ancient people will probably still be confused there, what is "suitable for microwave ovens"?

Is microwave a personal name?

"Applicable to", the meaning of these three words, people must understand.

I don't understand "microwave oven", after all, this is a modern household appliance.

Maybe I thought it was a personal name, the last name was "Wei" and the first name was "Bo Furnace". This porcelain was specially made for him...

After seeing the benefits of the "Pure Mind and Few Desires Jue", he continued to practice.

After half a day, his stomach was empty, so he decided to go offline to eat.

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"Is it white rice again? If I don't order side dishes, I will lack vitamins." He looked at the two bowls of white rice in front of him and complained to the housekeeping robot.

As soon as the words fell, a plate of green grass and a pot of wild vegetables were put up by the housekeeping robot.

"What the hell... wait, I can't be angry with a pure heart and few desires." Player B was about to get angry, when suddenly, the "Pure Heart and Few Desires Jue" that he practiced in the game automatically appeared in his mind, and his anger disappeared immediately.

What's there to be angry about?

If you eat grass, you eat grass.

When the ancients were in great disasters, all the grass roots were eaten up, and there was nothing to eat, but Guanyin soil. Even now, there are news that outsiders are eating soil cakes.

If he has grass to eat, that's good enough.

But the next moment, a scent came, and he was not calm again.

I saw a plate of scrambled eggs with sausages, a plate of pork head meat, and a plate of prawns in front of the cat kennel and dog kennel in the corner of the living room. Two guys, one big and one small, were scrambling for it.

Is there any reason for this?

Dogs eat better than people, and they eat themselves!

The housekeeping robot is still feeding and masturbating...

"You are a robot, is it interesting to pet cats and dogs? Isn't this just cloud raising cats?"

"Yun Lu is also Lu." The housekeeping robot replied without looking up.

"I... can also be slapped." Player B Shangguan Tiezhu said cheekily, patted his head.

"Do you have hair?" The housekeeping robot cast a disdainful look.

He had nothing to say immediately, he could only attack the rice and grass.

The rice is okay, the grass is really hard to swallow, and the wild vegetables are bitter and astringent, and the taste is not much better than grass.

He struggled to eat half of it, the rice was wiped clean, and he ate five sticks of grass when suddenly the doorbell rang.

"Who is it?" He stood up lazily, with a grass leaf hanging from the corner of his mouth.

The housekeeping robot walked over and opened the door.

A man and a woman came in.

He took a look and saw that they were two college classmates.

It used to be Versailles.

Three years after graduation, his annual salary was over one million, while he was still hovering on the edge of six thousand a month.

If there is any benefit to robots ruling the world, it should be able to count most people back to the starting line.

Although the other party is rich now, he eats the same as him.

Everyone is the kind who doesn't talk to each other in the class reunion. The other party looks down on him, and he doesn't want to flatter others.

"Student Shangguan, are you still alone?" The female student asked directly.

Do I know you well? Want you to worry about my being single?

Player B was thinking in his heart, but his face was calm: "You came to my house suddenly, what's the matter?"

"Sorry, I took the liberty to visit," the male student said. "I wanted to call you, but I couldn't find your contact information. I sent a message through QQ group, but you didn't reply."

"Oh, it's okay, I've been staying in the game world." Player B nodded, accepting the other party's apology.

"To make a long story short, we are astronomy enthusiasts. Recently, we saw a flying object suspected of being a spaceship flying towards the earth." The female student said directly.

Player B nodded, and then took out his mobile phone: "Hello, Shentai Hospital? I have two patients here, please send someone here immediately."

In broad daylight, what about alien spaceships? Isn’t this a crazy game?

It must be playing a sci-fi script, confusing reality with a game. The last time he was obsessed with being an emperor in a historical script, it was very similar to this.

As soon as he finished speaking, the housekeeping robot came over, with eight arms, one at a time, controlling two college students.

This made him feel secretly refreshed.

The iron hunk who always fought against him finally did something that made him happy.

"What are you going to do? Let us go!" the female classmate exclaimed.

"Please be quiet. I want to judge whether your mental state is normal. Please answer my question. A mistake is an abnormality." The housekeeping robot said coldly.

The male student was very calm and did not struggle: "Please tell me."

"Now there is a bathtub full of water. I give you a big basin and a small spoon and ask you to empty the bathtub. What do you do?"

"Of course I use a basin." The female classmate replied eagerly.

The male student didn't answer right away.

"Normal people unplug the plug." The housekeeping robot shook its head, "Okay, I've determined that you are mentally abnormal, and now I want to control you."

After speaking, a burst of electric shock flashed, and the female student rolled her eyes and passed out.

"Okay, now it's your turn." The housekeeping robot said to the male classmate, "There is a naughty third-grade elementary school student who can't finish his math homework. What should you do?"

"Talk the reason with him patiently. If it doesn't make sense, just take the belt and draw it. After drawing, reward him with the cartoons he likes to watch and the candies he likes to eat." The male student thought for a while.

"Well, you are a normal person." The housekeeping robot nodded and let go of the male classmate.

"That's not right, why are girls' brain teasers with traps, and boys' ones normal children's education questions?" Player B was a little dissatisfied.

Because he was wrong just now.

"This is a question for the different thinking patterns of men and women. If you don't understand, don't ask questions. This man is not a sick man. You should be able to listen to what he says." The housekeeping robot directly drove him away, and then welcomed the male classmate into the room. living room.

As for the female students, of course they were tied up and handed over to the ambulance.

"Okay, student Shangguan, what I want to tell you is what Squad Leader Sun told you just now." The male student said solemnly.

"Oh, okay, you're all right, so here's the problem, why are you looking for me?" Player B returned to the dining table and continued to deal with the grass and wild vegetables.

"Because you have participated in the resistance organization... We think you have the courage and determination to make good use of aliens." The male student said sincerely.

TMD, how did black history spread so fast?

Player B really regrets that he has joined the rebel organization Chunlei.

At that time, his mood exploded because of playing the script, so he fell into the pit.

Good thing now, in the game there is Qiu Shuang eyeing him, but in reality, a group of lunatics are eyeing him again.

Yes, he wouldn't think there were any spaceships.

Isn't that funny?

Although artificial intelligence and virtual worlds are outrageous, at least there are some conjectures and foundations in reality.

Such as Go Alpha Go, such as VR panoramic virtual games...

And the alien spacecraft is completely obscene.

Human beings have been observing for so long, but have not found it, and it suddenly appeared today?

This is impossible.