Mystery Makes Me Strong

This banquet lasts for a whole month!

Of course, it is not just eating, drinking and dancing in the middle, but also various performances.

Xiao Huan also asked the immortals to hold a martial arts competition, a marathon conference, a Tianma competition, and the dragon king made it rain...

In short, those who can be tossed, and those who cannot be tossed, have been tossed over and over again.

"Our experience is short. We all thought that monkeys can make troubles, but this seemingly honest girl is the one who can make troubles the most." Laojun looked at his bald chin and sighed.

Xiao Huan pulled out his beard as a reward.

This is the beard of the Taoist incarnation. To put it bluntly, a beard is a life-saving talisman.

Under the calamity, it can be used to preserve the life of Daoxing.

With rewards of this level, the fighting skills of the saints, immortals and Buddhas can be wonderful and full of anger...

In the end, it was judged that Erlang Zhenjun was the first in fighting skills.

The Dapeng Golden Winged Carving Marathon won the first place.

Tianlongma is the number one among horses.

The Dragon King rains... or the Dragon King of the East China Sea rains more.

"I've been bothering you for a long time, I'll take my leave." Wen Rensheng bid farewell to the Jade Emperor for the last time.

"Two great sages, walk slowly, and come to the heaven to play whenever you have time." The Jade Emperor got up and saw them off.

Wen Rensheng dissuaded him, and drifted away from the heaven with Xiao Huan.

"What are you doing walking so fast, I haven't had enough fun yet." Xiao Huan said angrily.

"Okay, if you play in the sky for a month, there will be no gods in the ground for thirty years." Wen Rensheng knocked her on the head and said.

"Don't knock me on the head, I will become stupid."

"Impossible, it is already 0, it is impossible to be less."

"But it will become negative."

"Uh, you won this wave."

Then the two disappeared in the clouds and mist.

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"Let's go now? I still think I can play for a hundred years." A heavenly soldier said regretfully.

These days are so comfortable, I don't have to worry about those immortals losing their temper, and I don't have to be afraid of being demoted to the lower realm for a small mistake.

With that little ancestor around, the immortals became much more amiable.

Huode Xingjun, who is usually the most irritable, has also become the uncle who sets off fireworks.

The most arrogant Wenqu Xingjun has also become a folk poet who recites poems and writes lyrics.

"You can't just play all the time. There are already piles of papers asking for rain in the lower world." Tianbing Yi whispered.

"What you said, it used to be a mountain, but now it's just a little floating soil added to the mountain. Is it true that if you ask for rain, you can get rain? Wouldn't it be exhausting to death?" Tian Bingjia scorned.

"It's true. When we were mortals, we really thought that it didn't rain because we didn't practice virtue. It turns out that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Just wait for the heavens to run and rain. It rains regularly every day." Tian Bing Yi said again.

"Yeah, it's ridiculous to read those storytelling books before, what time and time did the Jade Emperor send the next letter, what is the thunderbolt, the lightning mother discharges, the wind blows the wind, and the rain master rains... It's really peasants thinking that the emperor will use a golden bowl It’s like eating steamed buns. How is it possible that the Jade Emperor is going to issue a decree for rain, and the four major continents, with a radius of countless miles, have billions and billions of rain prayers every day, and that god can take care of them all?” Tian Bingjia followed road.

"That's right, the Dao ancestor is only three incarnations, even the monkey grandson can transform thousands of hairs into incarnations, but he can't do so many things. Calling wind and rain is a great supernatural power, which consumes a lot of mana."

The two of them didn't know that as they spoke, they became more and more courageous, and a black air appeared above their heads.

What he said became more and more outrageous.

Even if it is the truth, it cannot be said everywhere.

And it also involves the Jade Emperor.

After the black air emerged, it slowly hid in their primordial spirits.

At this moment, a celestial general came over: "What nonsense are you talking about? You even privately criticized the Great Heavenly Venerable, you don't want to live anymore?"

"Yes, Guangqian Heavenly General." The two heavenly soldiers immediately lowered their heads in fear, but there was already a fierce look in their eyes.

"However, what you said is also reasonable. Last time Lord Wu De Xing withheld my pantao salary. Damn it, can I survive this calamity?" After the heavenly general scolded me, he was also dissatisfied.

As soon as he finished speaking, a trace of black energy from the heavenly armor penetrated into his primordial spirit and took root.

This kind of situation, after Wen Rensheng and the others left, happened wantonly everywhere in the heavenly court.

The heaven is deserted, the rules are strict, you can't be emotional, you can't be happy, angry, sad, and happy at will... That's why everyone would rather become a fairy than a god.

There are endless gods, mounts, and pets in Sifan's lower realm.

What's so good about the world?

Not enough to eat, not to wear warm clothes, and oppressed by the feudal government. The common people are in dire straits most of the time. If they can barely eat enough and have a new dress to wear, the whole family will not go out naked. That is a prosperous age.

But the gods still want to go to the mortal world, for the sake of freedom.

Even if this freedom is only a few decades.

Then, when they are discovered, they will be sent to reincarnation and become prostitutes, dogs and pigs.

Such a big risk, if it wasn't because Tianting was too depressed and lonely, how could anyone take the risk?

And the month that Xiao Huan came, has allowed countless gods to completely let go of themselves and become completely happy.

This is called the days of the gods. It was not much better than hell before, that is, the scene was beautiful.

Immortals can marry at will, but gods can't, because of the constraints of heaven.

Why not let the gods get married, they will have children, the gods are limited that day, and there are many children, how to arrange?

You must know that immortals live forever, and there is no such thing as retirement.

At that time, these unemployed children must cause chaos.

This is the most fundamental reason why the Great Heavenly Venerable stipulates that the gods are not allowed to talk about love.

Any messy cultivation of Taoism, questioning the mystery, and not being disturbed by the children's private affairs are all deceitful.

Only economic problems are the most fundamental problems.

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The gap between the three realms, the hole of chaos.

"Hahaha, I used to only think about fighting steadily, but now I'm going up. In the heaven, there are countless loopholes. It's a pity that I couldn't penetrate because of the Jade Emperor's magic power. Fortunately, my god-seeding can ignore the magic power and kill us. His spiritual thoughts turned into black air and penetrated into the bodies of those who were dissatisfied." The wheelchair man laughed.

"My lord, this time the great success is complete, and the unification of the three realms is just around the corner." Taoist Hama hurriedly patted.

"Okay, how many demons have gathered?"

"The famous Great Sage of the Demon World has only gathered six people, and there is one Monkey King missing. He is protecting Tang Monk to learn scriptures."

"Hmph, a mere buddha status, so I bought him. This monkey was also beaten severely, so he realized that he lowered his expectations. He didn't sit in the position of the Jade Emperor before." The wheelchair man sneered.

"Then what are we going to do?"

"He still has two minds, we can take advantage of it..." the wheelchair man said flatly.

"Your Highness."

"Go there yourself, and make sure that Monkey King rebels and submits to me."

"Yes, my lord."

Taoist Toad left in response.

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At this moment, in a mountain.

Monkey King is fighting with Tang Monk.

"You said that you, a monkey, killed six more people for no reason. In the future, they will go to the underworld to sue, but it has nothing to do with me." Tang Seng muttered there.

What he was afraid of was not that Sun Wukong killed people, but that it would affect his poor discipline as a master and cause bad karma.

"You old monk, you are always chattering like this. If I don't kill them, they will kill good people and their own parents." Sun Wukong was annoyed, turned his head and refused to listen.

"You are not a government, so you should not deal with human life. When will you learn how to send the murderer to the government, will you really have practice." Tang Seng nags again.

"The holy monk said well." Taoist Ha suddenly jumped out and responded.