Mystery Makes Me Strong

Bajie was praised by everyone, so he joined in and said: "Master, since people don't want money, they still have to give money. Along the way, the apprentices have been begging hard, so you might as well follow them."

"What are you talking about? Monks don't talk about money. Everything comes from alms. If they don't want money, if they still give me money, then I can't do this operation." Tang Seng shook his head.

Tang Seng actually has hemorrhoids, you have to know that nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.

In addition, ancient monks lived in the open air, and it was not good to take a bath outside.

This hemorrhoid is often closely related to lack of hygiene.

How to say how to rinse with warm water, can prevent hemorrhoids.

Moreover, Tang Seng sits cross-legged every day, sits cross-legged, and meditates for several hours.

It takes several hours to lecture on the scriptures.

You said Tang Seng didn't get hemorrhoids, that's weird.

His physical fitness is not very strong.

On the Westward Journey, Tang Seng did not get sick once or twice.

He doesn't usually practice martial arts, nor does he practice immortality, and it is even more impossible for Guanyin Bodhisattva to take care of his private affairs.

Those Liuding Liujia, Dharma Protector Jialan and the like can't protect his safety issues.

The so-called Buddha clothes can only protect him from serious illnesses, such as colds and minor illnesses, and he should still get them.

Anyway, when the time comes, he will also abandon this body.

So no one will really heal and strengthen his body.

This is different from Taoism, which attaches great importance to the body.

For example, Tieguai Li, because he lost his body, had no choice but to attach himself to the body of a dead beggar to become a fairy and become a lifelong weakness.

But now Tang Seng really has hemorrhoids.

It's just that he is particularly able to endure pain.

Take this pain as your own practice.

It's not easy for him to tell Sun Wukong and others such unspeakable secrets.

Although after talking about it, it must be cured by hand.

And now he met this group of kind benefactors.

But because of his practice and face, he immediately refused.

Everyone was surprised, but there was nothing they could do.

You can't force an operation, right?

Who can resist Sun Monkey's iron stick?

"Damn it, this BUG can't be stuck." Everyone returned to their residences, all dejected.

"The psychological group will analyze the psychology of Tang Seng's refusal, and we will solve it in a targeted manner."

Soon the psychological team began to analyze.

"First point, Tang Seng saves face."

"Second point, taboo disease and avoid medicine."

"The third point is to regard it as practice."

"Fourth point, you should not give him money. He will not accept money. If we call the operation a charity, and it is to respect the monks, he will accept it."

"That's not necessarily the case, this old monk is very verbose. Even if the bone spirit turned into a mortal and wanted to give alms to the monk, he refused."

Everyone had a headache.

They suddenly discovered that Tang Seng was not so easy to deal with without using coercive means.

In fact, the other party's mind is very strong, and he is going to the west with one heart, and no female monster queen can make him change his mind.

The reason is very simple. He knew from the very beginning that the purpose of seeking the scriptures is to save the common people.

He didn't really seek to be a positive fruit.

Otherwise, when I got the wordless scripture for the first time, I wouldn't return immediately, and didn't linger, and even asked about Zhengguo.

It was only after the second return to obtain the scriptures that it was sealed.

After much deliberation, everyone finally found Tang Seng's weakness.

"Elder Tang, do you want to get the scriptures quickly?"

"Of course I want to, the sooner I can save the people of Tang Dynasty." Tang Seng clasped his hands together.

"According to our calculations, if you undergo our hemorrhoid surgery, you can walk 10 kilometers more every day, which can save..." In short, the calculation is accurate but does not exceed the level of nine chapters of arithmetic, making Tang Seng nod again and again .

To deal with people like Tang Seng, you have to suppress him with righteousness.

Moreover, it is the great righteousness of Buddhism to save sentient beings. You can't give you money and beauties for physical comfort. The more you talk, the more he will argue with you.

"Then I will thank you benefactors." Tang Seng gritted his teeth.

In order to let the people of Tang Dynasty get the scriptures as soon as possible, Tang Seng decided to abandon this stinky skin.

As for the embarrassing words, if as a cultivator, you are afraid of embarrassment, then why practice?

What sutra?

Many humiliating things happened on the way to learn scriptures.

There are also times when they are treated as wild beasts and slaughtered as pigs and cattle.

Tang Seng can bear it, let alone such a thing?

"Then invite Elder Tang to follow us." Everyone was overjoyed and hurriedly invited Tang Seng to the operating room.

Sun Wukong wants to stop them, but these people are mortals. Once the old monk makes a decision, he will not be able to pull back even eight cows.

It doesn't matter, the big deal is the doom of a robber.

When the time comes to settle down, just send it to the government.

This time he was smarter.

It wasn't that Tang Seng didn't want to punish the robber before. If he caught the other party and sent him to the government, even if he sentenced him to beheaded, Tang Seng would not object.

Because it is a secular matter, monks cannot interfere.

Monks are in charge of the spiritual affairs of the world.

Tang Seng actually sees this point more clearly than Monkey King.

So he opposed Sun Wukong killing robbers indiscriminately.

Before Sun Wukong remembered that someone said that this was Tang Seng's selfishness. He wanted to prevent Monkey King from killing himself, so he was forbidden to kill all mortals.

However, Sun Wukong believed that Tang Seng was not so selfish after learning scriptures several times.

Very simple, selfish people will be scared away halfway.

He could see that these people had no murderous intent at all.

It's harsh enough, but it doesn't matter.

Let them figure it out on their own.

Anyway, they will soon understand that Tang Monk's meat can live forever, which is completely fake.

If it is true, what scriptures did the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty ask the old monk to learn?

Wouldn't it be over if he took a bite at the old monk?

I don't know where this damn rumor came from.

It seems to be from the monster of Liangjie Mountain?

Sun Wukong didn't understand anyway.

But at least, there was no such rumor before Tang Seng set out on the road.

And at this time, someone targeted Monkey King again.

Monkey King is eating peaches against the stick, eating one and throwing one.

"Great Sage, here is the best fruit wine, please enjoy it." A group of people gathered around.

Melons, fruits, peaches and plums, banquets and tea are all things Monkey King can eat.

"That's right, I think you have a little filial piety to grandpa grandpa." Monkey King was not polite, and directly ate and drank.

At this time someone said: "Great Sage, we also want to ask the Monkey King about something."

"What do you want to ask me?" Monkey King was short-mouthed, and his attitude improved a little.

These people are not afraid of it either.

Because everyone knows best that as long as he doesn't do evil things and doesn't anger Monkey King, then Monkey King is completely harmless.

Especially in the later stage, that is the person of the right way in the right way.

"We would like to ask about Monkey King's experience in causing disturbances in the Heavenly Palace. We would like to publish a book for you to promote your reputation."

"This is good." Sun Wukong suddenly became excited.

The previous worries about the old monk were also forgotten.

"Of course we'll give you some cash as well."

"No need for money, you can ask if you want."

"Okay, let's start writing, let's ask the monk to start from the beginning..." Everyone said with admiration.

The biggest weakness of Sun Wukong is his name.

He is not good at sex, money, power, or wine, but he is famous.

"That's right, I'll tell you something."

"Cultivating courage and courage since childhood, the fairy stone burst into waves."

"Seven years of cultivation in Lingtai is better than others' ten thousand years."

"...You go to the universe and ask, I am the most famous demon in all ages."

The experience of Bi Mawen in the middle was not mentioned in one stroke, or it was not mentioned at all.

"So that's how it is. It's so powerful. It really is the famous Monkey King."

"We got it, so I'll write a biography for you."

"Very good, you can write quickly." Monkey King was also very happy.

His good is the name.

Why does he want a Monkey King. It is to have a reputation that is on par with the sky.

As soon as someone mentioned that he was Bi Mawen, he immediately became furious.

Everyone complimented on this point.

Saying that he is "famous and powerful", Sun Wukong was very happy and even drank and ate.

I just think this level is the easiest and most comfortable level.

He didn't need to bother, it was much easier than the previous checkpoints.

All he had to do was lie down and eat and drink.

It's just that soon everyone wanted to see each other.

Some people began to ask for apprenticeship.

Sun Wukong wanted to refuse at first.

But eating people's mouth is short.

That's just how he is.

If you want to be tough, he will never accept it, even if you beat him to death, he will not bow his head.

But if you want to be soft, he will be soft, and when you ask him to spare his life, he will also spare his life, provided that you don't provoke him or do bad things.

He is not as vicious as Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie was born in heaven, he really doesn't treat people as people, and he really doesn't treat monsters as monsters.

If you say kill, you will kill.

Sun Wukong still often forgives some.

But now everyone wants to apprentice, saying that they want to help him spread his reputation and spread his prestige.

Now Sun Wukong was moved.

He thought to himself that if more people knew about my reputation, that bad reputation would disappear.

Apprentices should be taboo for the venerable, and it is impossible to say that their master has had a disgraceful experience.

He didn't know that as soon as his heart moved, doom would begin...

To become a Buddha is to let go of the burden of fame.

After touching his aptitude, he shook his head greatly.

"Your aptitude is too poor, it is too difficult to cultivate into a fairy, too difficult."

"Master, you are from the God Stone of Heaven and Earth, we are naturally far from being able to compare, I just ask the master to give you a practice formula, so that you can prolong your life and avoid death."

"Well, let me think about it, forget it, God will find some imperial wine for you!"

After Sun Wukong said a few words, he flew to the heaven.

Flat peaches can no longer be taken casually, but asking for a few glasses of fairy wine is not a big problem.

And at this time, those guys who ate Tang Monk's meat regretted it one by one.

"Damn it, it doesn't work at all."

"Who said that eating the meat of a Tang monk can lead to immortality? Isn't that a lie?"

"This is cheating. It's completely fake. It doesn't work at all."

"Let us waste so much time in vain, or you are smart, and hit the strategy on Monkey King."

"Hahaha, now you understand, it's better for Monkey King to handle it. Among the four people, only Monkey King is the most likely to accomplish our goal, and the others are useless."

Zhu Bajie was very depressed when he heard it.

Why do you all worship Sun Wukong as your teacher?

I, Zhu Bajie, is the marshal of the canopy anyway, so few people come to learn from me, so I can't get any good food.

I can only eat fruit with Sun Monkey. He is a pig and wants to eat pigweed.

What he most wanted to eat was meat, but eating meat was a violation of the commandments.

I can only settle for the next best thing and eat vegetarian food.

At the same time, Wen Rensheng looked at these people, he knew that these people would not keep their own way in Journey to the West, and they would definitely make all kinds of troubles.

Their greatest goal must be to live forever.

But they forgot one thing. Immortality is very difficult in Journey to the West, and only a few people can succeed. They are so troubled, it is better to change the world.

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at the same time.

white ball society.

They have already begun to completely wipe out human beings.

Because humans have used mysterious powers to threaten them.

They will wipe out human beings immediately, so that they can isolate the mysterious threat, otherwise their civilization will be destroyed.

After an unknown amount of time, they finally activated the space-time cannon.

I saw a cannon blast, and a ripple emerged in the universe, and then swept across the human world.

The human world is like a piece of paper that has been flattened. Time and space suddenly collapsed, and then returned to its original shape. All the species in it remained unchanged, except for human beings.

Such a terrifying power makes human beings unable to resist, and they don't even know what their attack mode is, and they don't understand the attack mode of human beings.

This is the terrible thing about the civilizations of both sides.

The attack power of both sides has reached the extreme, but the defense is extremely weak.

If they fight each other, it is a dead end.

However, the two sides lack a mechanism for communicating with each other, and they don't know how to maintain a balance.

There is no long-term contact and no communication environment.

In fact, most of the human beings are willing to get along with them.

After all, everyone doesn't need much land.

However, in the eyes of the other party, human beings are fearful snakes, smooth and long.

It's disgusting to look at.

So it is impossible for them to live in peace with humans, they are different species.

Humans seem to be able to tolerate species, but they cannot tolerate humans.

Human beings shrouded in mystery are snakes hiding in darkness.

Of course, humans cannot tolerate those catastrophes, because we are not a species.

Under the fear, let them fight each other, they can only fight, they cannot coexist.

Either live victoriously, or die after failing, these are the two results.

Wen Rensheng understood this a long time ago.

He just felt that these white balls were too stupid, or that he didn't have his wisdom to see deep enough.

If they can see deep enough, they will choose to abandon their superficial views on humans, and choose to join hands with humans to deal with the mystery, instead of cutting humans off as lesions.

This is actually an evasive approach, and they did not conduct a tit-for-tat study. They adopted the wrong strategy from the beginning.