Mystery Makes Me Strong

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he nodded and said: "What you said is also reasonable. Regardless of whether I am not afraid, Lao Zhu knows how to fight. A few wives are enough. As long as they get married, they will definitely be inseparable from me."

"The method of fighting, what is that?" A few astronauts from the ABD force heard it inexplicably.

They can understand what the old pig said, but they don't understand what these four words are connected together?

"The way to fight?" Bereng asked in confusion.

However, the eyes of the people of C force, especially those male astronauts, their eyeballs were red.

One person swallowed and said, "Mr. Zhu, Grandpa Zhu, please teach us this method, please?"

"We are willing to do all the work for you, and we only hope that you will give us this strategy."

They suddenly remembered that when Sun Wukong saw Gao Cuilan for the first time, he was very haggard.

Zhu Bajie is unprecedented.

It is said that there are only exhausted oxen and no plowed land.

But Laozhu is an exception.

"It takes talent, you can't do it." Zhu Bajie glanced at everyone and shook his head immediately.

Everyone was immediately disappointed.

Then Zhu Bajie continued to do farm work.

Then someone said: "Mr. Zhu, we hope you can help us."

"Okay, what do you want me to do for you?" Zhu Bajie also wanted to see what the outsiders were capable of.

"Can you teach us how to practice?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said, "If you want to cultivate, it is not easy to cultivate, and it is not easy to worship a teacher. Do you know that you need to pay tuition to worship a teacher?"

"I know, it's called Shu Xiu, right?"

"Yes, that thing is the tuition fee."

"Isn't it just tuition? We'll pay it."

"Okay, one kidney per person, the old pig hasn't eaten people for a long time." Zhu Bajie showed a greedy look.

Zhu Bajie has really eaten people.

There are direct descriptions in the original work.

He said that since he was demoted to the earth, he has been living on cannibalism.

After Avalokitesvara accused him, he stopped doing it.

"Avalokitesvara won't let me eat people, but it doesn't count if you volunteer."

"Ah, eating kidneys?" Everyone felt pain in their waists.

Especially men.

If you haven't learned how to endure a battle, and you still need to lose your waist, isn't that a death sentence?

Don't think that if you have two kidneys, you can lose one.

That's bullshit.

No organ in the human body can work 24 hours a day, and the heart needs to work for one-third of the time and rest for two-thirds of the time.

Originally two kidneys worked, but in the end one kidney worked. In less than three years, it will be old.

The fact is also the same. People who lack a waist are often unable to do heavy work.

Because heavy work produces a lot of metabolism and waste, a kidney cannot be renewed.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't give it, I won't teach it." Zhu Bajie shook his head and said.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Zhu Bajie was taught by the Bodhisattva, otherwise, they would not be able to escape the fate of being eaten.

Among the three apprentices, according to the original book, Monkey King basically doesn't eat people, and if you don't cause trouble, he won't take the initiative to trouble you.

But the premise is that you stay away from him, and he won't apologize for accidentally hurting you.

The other two, Sand Monk eats people, Zhu Bajie eats people, even Bailong eats horses, and people will not let them go.

This is the real monster.

Therefore, Tang Seng's merits and virtues are immeasurable, and he managed the three apprentices.

But at this moment, someone suddenly had an idea: "Can we help you with plastic surgery? Cut off your big nose and pig ears. If this is the case, you will remain human without changing."

"Can you do it?" Zhu Bajie was very happy.

The art of change is very troublesome.

Just like Monkey King entering the water and fighting, it is very inconvenient to avoid the water curse.

Therefore, monsters are fine and will not change into a good-looking appearance to live.

Just like Kuimu Lang, the prince he turned into is very handsome, but he usually looks like a monster.

"Of course, we are good at surgery, so you don't need to change and you can have a lifetime of happiness."

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately made up his mind.

"That's right, if you can really operate on me, you will teach you the method of cultivation and the method of fierce battle."

"Okay, please change your original appearance, we will make a surgical plan for you."

Everyone said one after another.

In order to cultivate and fight fiercely, the enthusiasm of these men is really high and frightening.

Then a big wild boar a few feet tall could actually be even bigger.

It's just that it is the body shape that Bajie has used the supernatural power of Fa Tianxiang Earth.

Barely personal.

Very scary.

It was the original monster.

A monster breath.

At this time, the old lady Gao and Master Gao in the distance fainted from fright when they saw this.

Then the idea of ​​finding a mage to eliminate the demon came up.

Anyway, Zhu Bajie has finished his work, and they have thousands of acres of land, which is enough.

In the future, we will slowly hire people to reclaim it.

Thinking of this, they decided to take this opportunity to retire the engagement. How good-looking Gao Cuilan is, how good would it be to marry a scholar from a rich family?

They are the right match.

Why can't I have a monster?

This means that if you lick a dog, you will die, and if you lick a pig, you will be divorced.

At this moment, everyone looked back and forth at Zhu Bajie.

They began to design the operation plan, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Mr. Zhu, we will first cut off your big ears, then we will cut off your big nose, and finally your big chin, and finally yours. Big Mouth."

"Your facial features are completed, and then you need to perform liposuction, and then get rid of your big belly."

"Oh, that's great." Zhu Bajie was very excited, "Then come quickly, I'm not afraid of pain anyway."

"We also need surgical tools."

"What surgical tools do you need? I know you doctors need all kinds of knives. I can conjure them up for you. Just say what you want." Zhu Bajie said hastily.

"We do need a lot of knives, please conjure them up for us..."

Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, I will change it for you."

In the end, according to the requirements of the astronauts, a series of various scalpels, surgical forceps, and the knives they needed were conjured up.

"Then you can work now?"

"Okay."

"We have to do it. First, we must disinfect and prepare the skin, that is, shave the hair to prevent infection."

Then everyone began to scrape Zhu Bajie from head to bottom, and scald him with boiling water.

"I know, I understand that they are preparing for surgery, but if I don't know, I thought they were going to eat fat pigs." Xiao Huan watched with interest.

"Okay, we're going to cut off your big ears first, the first step in a facelift. But there's no anesthetic here."

A chief surgeon who was pushed out by the Communist Party started to do it.

"Cut it, I'm not afraid, I don't need anesthesia, I can just use magic to seal the pain." Zhu Bajie said directly.

At this time, the doctor began to operate on Zhu Bajie.

"It's really interesting, they actually want to start operating on Zhu Bajie." Xiao Huan became interested.

Wen Rensheng understood that this guy was going to make trouble again.

And at this moment, a problem arises.

The chief surgeon couldn't cut it.

"Zhu Bajie's skin is thick, so it's not easy to steam." This was admitted by King Yinjiao himself.

So can mortals operate on it?

impossible.

Fortunately, Xiao Huan looked happy at this time: "I will help, I will perform this operation."

Then the chief surgeon tried again to cut off Zhu Bajie's big ears.

This time, it really worked.

Just like cutting tofu, it comes down all at once.

Both of Zhu Bajie's ears were cut off.

After seeing it, everyone "wow" was taken aback.

One by one gasped.

"The big nose is fun, cut it off too." Xiao Huan manipulated the doctor's hand to cut off Zhu Bajie's big nose again.

After the ears and nose is the head of the big mouth, which is also cut off.

After these cuts, the whole face began to be adjusted.

After this toss, Zhu Bajie really turned into a fat and handsome guy.

"It's really good!" Everyone was shocked again.

"It's Marshal Tianpeng after all, this foundation is good, as long as the original foundation is exposed, it is really the face of a god in the sky."

Everyone admired him.

"Liposuction is also needed to reduce the fat belly."

Then the doctor began to cut open the belly again, scooping out all the fat and throwing it out.

With Xiao Huan's tossing, the originally big and ferocious pig monster now has the true colors of a seven-point canopy.

"Hahaha, Master Krulu is still more skilled." Xiao Huan said arrogantly.

"Zhu Bajie made you look like this, the children won't recognize it." Wen Rensheng really had nothing to say.

Now Zhu Bajie's big belly is gone, his big nose is gone, his big ears are gone, and his big mouth is gone.

Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror and was very happy.

But he said: "Why do I feel like I'm missing something."

The chief surgeon hurriedly said, "Isn't this great? Look at Gao Cuilan who brought you the food, how happy his eyes are."

"My lord, where are you from?" Gao Cuilan said shyly.

Zhu Bajie saluted: "Girl, I am the former Zhu Ganglie, also known as Zhu Wuneng, and now I am just returning to my original form."

"Pig anal fissure, he really knows how to name it."

Xiao Huan laughed out loud.

"Okay, stop laughing, here comes the opponent." Wen Rensheng reminded.

After that, Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan happily lived a happy life like a fairy tale...

Well, Journey to the West is coming to an end.

How about that?

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva discovered the problem.

At this moment, Monkey King brought Tang Seng along the way.

Master Gao remembered that Zhu Bajie was a monster.

They had another dream in which the Bodhisattva told them how to deal with Zhu Bajie.

Immediately go to meet Tang Seng.

"Hello, monk from the Tang Dynasty, hello, are you going to Xitian?"

"Yes, benefactor, are you okay?"

"We don't know what to do, but I only know that there is a pig demon in our family. He turned into a beautiful man and seduced my daughter." Master Gao cried.

Zhu Bajie didn't leave, they had no choice.

This divorce also requires strength.

Who can compete with monsters in strength can only rely on eminent monks.

"Wukong, what should we do now?"

"Let me go and see, it's not easy to be a monster?" Monkey King looked down on monsters now that he had a formal identity.

Just like those people who run away.

At this time, Zhu Bajie heard that the monk had come.

He knew what was going on.

But he no longer wanted to learn scriptures.

Wouldn't it be nice to live a fairy life with Cuilan every day?

I will marry a few more younger ones in the future.

At this time, Hui'an Xingzhe came over and said, "Zhu Bajie, you must learn from the scriptures. If you don't learn from the scriptures, you can only be a monster for the rest of your life."

Zhu Bajie thought to himself, I don't care about being a monster.

"Zhu Bajie, if you don't become a true fruit, you have a monster in your body. If you were a monster, your Gao Cuilan would not live long, and you have always been a young man." Xing Zhe persuaded.

"It doesn't matter, I have the method of fighting fiercely, and I can also practice double cultivation, so that the lady can live a long and healthy life like me in the future." Zhu Bajie said proudly.

"Anyway, I won't go to the west even if I'm killed." He added.

Sun Wukong stepped forward directly and said: "You monster, you deceive other women, and you don't want to learn scriptures, so find a fight!"

Speaking of this, Monkey King beat Zhu Bajie.

"Damn monkey, you beat me every reincarnation, can't you let me be lazy for a reincarnation?" Zhu Bajie directly tore his face.

"You idiot, if you are lazy for one reincarnation, then there will be no more reincarnation, do you know?" Sun Wukong cursed.

"Anyway, I don't care, I will talk to my wife in another 30 years." Zhu Bajie lay down directly.

Monkey King has no choice, he can beat Zhu Bajie, but he can't catch the opponent if he doesn't leave.

The road to the west is hundreds of thousands of miles away, but it is impossible to do this all the time.

Hui An Xingzhe had no choice but to go back and said to Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva, Zhu Bajie just doesn't want to go to learn scriptures, what should we do? He depends on Gao Laozhuang, and Sun Dasheng can't help it."

The Bodhisattva smiled and said, "This is simple, but it will only cost me another treasure."

"There is no way but to do this to avoid changing the number of days."

"No wonder the Tathagata Buddha gave me three at that time."

At this time, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said, "Wukong, twisted melons are not sweet. If Zhu Bajie doesn't want to go, we can go by ourselves."

Sun Wukong said: "I said, he has to go if he doesn't go. This is his own responsibility. If there is one less person, Journey to the West cannot be completed. This is the measure set by the way of heaven and cannot be changed."

Everyone thought, this is indeed the truth, Zhu Bajie must go anyway.

At this time, the walker came back again.

He took a curse and threw it directly at Zhu Bajie's head.

"The Tathagata gave the Bodhisattva three mantras, and this banning mantra is on your Zhu Bajie's head."

Then it was set up and passed on to Tang Seng with new scriptures.

This thing is just one thought, which can prevent Zhu Bajie from having any desire to reproduce.

Sure enough, once Tang Seng recited it, Zhu Bajie became a sage.

"Ah, it turns out that it's so boring at home, but it's still meaningful to go out to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"Very well, since you know the importance of learning Buddhist scriptures, let's go." Tang Seng took Bajie and left together.

The astronauts will follow Zhu Bajie all the way west.

Tang Seng was helpless.

Sun Wukong said: "You will be eaten by monsters, and my old grandson can't deal with some powerful monsters."

Everyone had no choice but to say: "Mr. Zhu, you haven't given us those two methods yet."

"Let's teach as we go, and you will learn it when the time comes. You don't have to worry about these monsters, they dare not eat your food, the elder brother is just trying to scare you." Zhu Bajie said directly.