Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

"My son North, what are your plans?" Chione repeated again, with a hint of encouragement in her tone.

Obviously, she had planned to take the exam for North, and she also hoped that the young master North would perform well.

"There is indeed a plan." Lin Fan thought for a moment and said quickly: "During the invasion, we divided our troops into nine groups, led by each high god, and invaded from different directions."

"In addition, a group of low-level gods and a group of medium-level gods invaded from the other two directions."

As soon as these words came out.

"Young Master, why?" the deputy palace master asked in a deep voice, "Shouldn't we join forces and take care of each other?"

"Dividing the troops like this...what if someone breaks them down one by one?"

Since ancient times, how could there be such a scattered invasion?

Isn't this the way to die?

Lin Fanxin is right, otherwise how could I kill you?

Lin Fan did not want these winter gods to gather together, because although the number of high gods and high winter gods in Daxia was equal, Chione was too strong.

The most important thing is that the divine spells of the God of Winter are all ranged AOE.

Many-on-many in one place at the same time is obviously not as good as spread out and one-on-one.

If Chione, the goddess of winter, goes to the zero-degree realm, she may be able to withstand it with [pain], but the other gods of Great Xia will definitely not be able to withstand it.

Lin Fan was thinking this in his mind, but he still said coldly: "Why, does the deputy palace master think that I, the young master, asked you to die?"

The deputy palace master's expression changed: "Young master is joking, my subordinates dare not think so."

Lin Fanxin said you are right to think so.

Just to make you die.

But Lin Fan still said coldly: "Don't underestimate me, Young Master North! Under the guidance of my father, Poseidon, I am also quite wise!"

"Separate troops to attack. It seems that the troops are dispersed and easily defeated one by one."

"However, this also lengthens their front line. If they want to stop us, they have to protect the entire land!!"

"Furthermore, even if they concentrate their efforts and defeat one or two places, the God of Winter from other directions can still easily invade and cut off their escape route!"

"As the saying goes, you can't put all your eggs in one basket, and the same goes for gods!"

"Of course, this is only a second-level plane, and it is impossible to defeat any high god. Splitting our troops to invade can also speed up the pace of our invasion."

As soon as these words came out, many winter gods nodded slightly.

"Justifiable!"

"You are indeed a young master educated by Poseidon! He is indeed quite wise!"

Even Chione nodded slightly. Indeed, this strategy of dividing the troops for invasion was indeed good.

Although once the troops are divided, the gods of winter cannot support each other, but they can still force the lower beings to extend the front line.

"But if you think about it carefully..." Chione suddenly said in a deep voice: "If those lower beings know where we will divide our troops to invade and assemble at the corresponding location in advance, it will only make us lose the advantage of dividing our troops in multiple places."

"Mom is joking," Lin Fan said with a smile: "How could those lower beings know our plan? Besides, most of them have probably been frozen to death and are hungry and powerless. How can they have the power to stop us?"

Chione nodded: "Then from which positions should we divide our troops to invade?"

"Mother, we currently lack a map." Lin Fan said in a deep voice.

In fact, Lin Fan also wished he could decide where to divide his troops for invasion early so that he could prepare in advance, but Lin Fan couldn't just take out the map of Daxia, it was too direct...

Chione nodded slightly: "There is no map... In this way, on the last day, I will use [Winter]'s full strength to tear a hole in the plane wall and let you enter."

"North, you are smart. Don't start a fight after you enter. See if you can deceive a map of this plane from those lower beings."

"If you can get it, you will be the first to conquer this plane."

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment: "Mother is saying that I go in as an undercover agent?"

"Yes." Chione looked at Lin Fan with concern: "Be careful then. Don't expose yourself. Although those lower beings can't hurt you, they will inevitably scare the snakes and let them know in advance that we are going to invade."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Yes, mother." Lin Fan nodded deeply and bowed again.

Extremely complicated inside.

It’s just a matter of cooperating with me to send you over to invade Daxia.

I still have to make plans for you!

I even have to go undercover in Daxia to get you a world map of Blue Star?

Then help you choose where to divide your troops to invade?

To be honest, if the God of Winter could win this battle, Lin Fan would feel that it was unjust...

The news was almost done, but Lin Fan was not in a hurry to return to Daxia, but stayed in the God Realm for another three or four hours.

After all, going to the toilet at every turn will inevitably make people think too much.

After chatting with Chione and the God of Winter for a while, it was estimated that the time was almost up, and Lin Fan said again: "Mother, I'm going to the toilet."

"Lots of feces and urine." Chione glared at North, and then said: "Go ahead."

Not long after.

Lin Fan returned to Daxia again, and "North" was replaced by the shadow of Poseidon.

"Is everything going well?" It was five days later in Blue Star. Mr. Jin was reviewing documents in the conference room and asked immediately when he saw Lin Fan walking out of the space passage.

"Well, it went very well. They were well prepared." Lin Fan nodded and said, "I also helped them come up with a plan to invade us..."

Mr. Jin: "???"

You kid has indeed rebelled, right?

I knew you were born rebellious!

However, Mr. Jin just thought about it as a joke. He knew that Lin Fan would never betray Daxia, so he smiled and said: "With you as a strategist to help Chione, we can rest assured."

This is very reassuring.

Lin Fan came up with an invasion plan for the Winter Temple... This is really reassuring!

The following days will become more and more comfortable. Lin Fan cannot show up in the God Realm now, and his twelfth-level strength needs to be stable.

Lin Fan simply consolidated his strength in Daxia, sparring with Wang Hu and other high-ranking gods among the gods of Daxia during the day, eating hotpot at the Great Wall of the North at night, or inspecting the training of the soldiers.

As the days passed, it was clear that a war was about to begin, but it felt extremely comfortable and felt like a winter retreat.

On this day, Lin Fan sat at the table

, open the diary I wrote recently when I had nothing to do.

"November 4th, heavy snowfall,

After sparring with Wang Hu for a day, this blood demon is indeed very powerful. I must also work hard to practice, keep getting stronger, and focus all my attention on improving my strength. Now that the arrival of the gods is imminent, Daxia is in urgent need of fighting power and cannot afford to be distracted. "

"November 5th, heavy snowfall,

Today I had another day of sparring with Wang Hu, and then he invited me to experience the Nine Heavens of Ice and Snow in the massage parlor, saying that it was the service of a cosplaying girl from Chione... It’s ridiculous that Wang Hu, kid, I, Lin Fan, am not that addicted to this. A Taoist person? I am the commander-in-chief of Daxia, and I devote myself to improving my combat power. Even the soldiers are falling on the Great Wall, how can I indulge in enjoyment?

However, after fighting for several days, I was indeed exhausted, and it was indeed a headache to plot against the gods.

Furthermore, as the commander-in-chief of Daxia, I think it is my duty to supervise this filthy place and understand Daxia in all aspects. Maybe you can consider going, of course, not for yourself, but for Daxia. "

"November 6th, heavy snowfall,

Hehe, brother Wang Hu took me to a massage club today. My impression of the massage club has changed. It is a very good entertainment place and a good place for people to relax from soul to body.

After looking at her for a long time, there is no girl who is more beautiful than Xingye, but not to mention, after putting on Chione's makeup, and having her slightly cold hands that have been frozen outside for ten minutes, it is indeed a different feeling. The massage was very good.

It's a pity that the real Chione has become an ice sculpture, otherwise I would also like to try the craftsmanship of the real winter goddess.

Recently, there are more and more massage parlors in cos Chione. I heard that whenever Chione is mentioned now, all the male compatriots in Daxia give a thumbs up. I suspect that Chione is trying to cultivate faith through this, so I will ask Mr. Jin to investigate later. "

"November 7th, massage in the club."

"November 8th, massage in the club."

"November 9th, massage in the club.

In addition, the owner of the club saw me today and found out that I was the commander-in-chief of Daxia. He actually gave me a free membership card. Who did he think I was? Do you think I like privileges? But because of his pleading, I accepted it.

I still can't refuse the plea of ​​my compatriots in Daxia. Of course, this was not my intention. I will not use this free membership card. "

"On November 10th, during a massage at the club, Mr. Zhang asked me why I was so happy, because prostitution made me happy."

"November 11th, Lin Fan, Lin Fan, why have you fallen so low? You can't go on like this. Have you forgotten your goals and mission? The whole of Daxia is behind you! Chione will be here soon. It’s coming!

You must never go to the club again. The most important thing to do is to work hard to practice sparring and stabilize your strength!

If he goes again, he will be cured forever! "

"November 12th, massage in the club."

"November 13th, massage at the club."

"On November 14th, Wang Hu went to the third floor today. It was strange. I didn't know there was a third floor in the club. After he came down, I asked him what he was going to do. He didn't tell me. He only said that the taste of Chione was really good. Not bad. Strange, did he eat Chione?"

"November 15th. I went there today and found out that I lost my free card. I paid for a massage myself. Bah, I will never come to this smoky place again."

"November 16th, massage in the club. In addition, I met Mr. Zhang in the club today. Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang, you also have thick eyebrows and big eyes. I didn't expect to come to such a filthy place. It really disappoints me, the commander-in-chief. Ah. For better supervision, I must come to this smoky and dirty place frequently. I want to see who else comes."

"On November 17, it turns out that the First Emperor was also dishonest, well, so were Bai Qi and Meng Tian."

"November 18, damn it. Great Sage, you are a Buddhist after all. Why do you come to this filthy place? Aren't you afraid of Master's admonishment? I have already told him that if he comes again, he will not be enlightened by the little monk." To wake up Xuanzang’s memory, he must tell his master about this! Let the master use the tightening curse to kill him!"

"November 19, oh, the Great Sage should not be afraid of Master's admonishment, because he came with the young monk Buwu today. He advised the young monk, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? This sentence is Is it used here?"

"November 20th, the morale of the army has been getting worse and worse recently. In the past few days, I have met almost all the members of the Daxia Gods at the massage club, and even a lot of soldiers have come. As the commander-in-chief, I should criticize them, but if I think about it carefully, it is not easy for the soldiers. And as the commander-in-chief, shouldn't I go deep into the grassroots and have fun with everyone? Well, the soldiers also invited me to soak their feet. "

"November 21st, unlucky. I met Xingye in the club today. She didn't know what happened, so she hit me when she came up... I hid it, but she turned on visual sharing and found me, and hit me again. once again...

If I had known better, I would not have given her this gift, and I regret it.

The world still has misunderstandings about this kind of place. I told her that this was legal and that I was here to supervise the soldiers. As the saying goes, who will go to hell if I don't? She didn't believe it and beat me.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly and immediately called out a few soldiers to give them a lesson. Only then did Xingye believe that I was here to supervise.

Never go to this dirty place again! "

Lin Fan put down his pen, touched his bruised and swollen face, and sighed.

suddenly,

"Tuk-tuk!"

Wang Hu knocked on the door twice, then put his head in: "Let's go?"

"Go away, I won't go!" Lin Fan said angrily: "If you have any conscience, don't seduce me while I'm practicing!"

Wang Hu was silent for a moment: "I'm treating you today. The First Emperor is also going!"

"Let's go!" Lin Fan patted his butt and followed him.

Warm water flows in the foot bath bucket. The young lady is wearing Chione's costume. Her white little hands are slightly cold, pressing the sore and numb soles of her feet.

"One day, I want to try what the real Chione is like." Wang Hu said with a look of enjoyment, his eyes full of expectation, "Now Chione is very popular in the whole of Daxia..."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Reminder, we want to subdue Chione and then force her to cooperate with us, not marry her." Lin Fan advised Wang Hu: "And now Chione's body is covered with ice crystals, you can't get in."

"Oh..." Wang Hu was a little disappointed and sighed: "To be honest, my Qi and blood have been a little too strong recently, and I feel vaguely out of control. Maybe Chione's [Winter] can alleviate it..."

Lin Fan is confused

He glanced at me and said, "Is this why you come here for massage every day?"

"Okay, let's not talk about this. I have to go back to the God Realm to be the emperor's master tomorrow, and I have to give him a back." The First Emperor on the side waved his hand and asked the young lady to give him a back.

suddenly.

Someone walked in, and it was the Bull Demon King!

Lin Fan was stunned: "Why are you here too? Your feet are so hard, can the little sister move them?"

The Bull Demon King raised his horns and grinned: "It's up to you whether I'm tough or not. I can't enjoy it anymore? My seventh brother told me..."

"No," Lin Fan said immediately, "Haven't you always been in the breeding farm? It doesn't cost money there, so why are you here? Your species is not suitable for you!"

The Bull Demon King snorted coldly: "I mainly want to know how powerful Chione is. After all, we are about to start a war with Chione. Know your enemy and know yourself... Boss, let's have a set of Chione's feet!"

Lin Fan looked at the Bull Demon King and suddenly seemed to remember something.

"Press more. You may not be able to press it when you come back from the God Realm next time." Lin Fan looked at the Bull Demon King with some sympathy and consoled him.

The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment: "Why?"

"Someone is about to wake up." Lin Fan reminded.

"It's a joke. Just wake up when you wake up. It has nothing to do with Lao Niu pressing his feet!" Lao Niu laughed and didn't take it seriously.

Another day passed.

Early the next morning, all the gods of Daxia gathered in the conference room, and even Brenda came with several divine descendants from Oufang.

Today is the day when they return to work in the God Realm.

This also marks the beginning of another day in the God Realm. There are only three months left in Daxia.

"Where are Brenda and Ou Fang's descendants? Aren't they already here?" Lin Fan looked around, but couldn't see Brenda.

Shang Weitian sighed: "I'm in the restaurant. I eat as soon as I come here. I don't say anything and just go to the restaurant."

"It's strange. They're here as soon as they come. Running to the restaurant will send them to the God Realm..." Lin Fan hurriedly walked to the restaurant.

After not seeing each other for a few days, Brenda actually lost a lot of weight. Obviously, Ou Fang's situation was not good.

"Master!" Brenda subconsciously rushed forward to give her a hug.

But she looked down at the slices of meat on her table, swallowed, and did not pounce on Lin Fan. Instead, she continued to use her chopsticks awkwardly, holding a large piece of fat and thin iceland beef and cooking it in the hot pot in front of her. Rinse it and eat it voraciously.

Shang Weitian on the side whispered: "She ate three kilograms of meat. I suspect she came here just to get some food."

Lin Fan sighed: "Are the conditions in Europe so bad?"

"Still, I can still hold on." Brenda said vaguely while eating as if she hadn't eaten in a few days: "But at the moment..."

She sighed, and at the same time, Ou Fang's scene was playing on the TV in the restaurant.

The sky was covered with ice and snow, seeming to drown everything.

Ice and snow cover the earth, and it seems that there is only a vast expanse of ice and snow left between the sky and the earth, and the unbridled north wind howls like a roar.

The road was completely invisible, with ice and snow dozens of meters deep submerging everything. Instead, the settlement looked like an ant nest, surrounded by ice and snow.

There was a vague figure wearing thin clothes, walking hard in the cold wind, seeming to be searching for something. This figure was beaten by ice and snow, and seemed to fall down at any time.

She bent down, the camera zoomed in, and she picked up a small piece of wood and stuffed it into her arms like a treasure.

The scene changed, and in the north of Europe, some men with cracked skin and flesh were burning hot water with precious charcoal fire in the ice and snow. They quickly carried buckets of hot water up the Great Wall made of soil against the cold wind, and poured it on them. On the dirt.

It instantly turned into a cold and hard ice wall.

The men were shivering from the cold. Some of their clothes were stained with water and had already turned into ice. Their heavy hats, beards and eyebrows were covered with white frost, and icicles hung down, making them shivering from the cold.

They are already like zombies.

"time to eat!"

Suddenly someone shouted loudly.

These shivering men numbly walked down the cold city wall one by one, their stiff bodies lined up to receive fist-sized pieces of frozen black bread and a small piece of butter.

Each person was also given a small tube of precious antifreeze cream, which the men carefully applied on their cracked hands.

"Hey, it would be great if I could have a chili pepper at this time." A man whispered, "My hands are already stiff."

A man walked to the corner, carefully took out a small bottle of high-strength wine from his arms, took a sip, and took a breath, as if he came to life.

Someone exclaimed: "Cruise, you, you have wine?"

"No, I didn't..." The man became nervous instantly.

"I've seen it all! Cruise, we are fellow villagers, give me a bite!" The man next to him begged, "One bite!"

Others immediately joined in.

"Cruise, give me a bite too, I really can't do it anymore!"

"Cruise, when this time is over, I'll give you a big bottle of tequila! Come on, give me a sip too!"

Some people begged, and some people gathered around with evil eyes.

High alcohol!

A good thing to keep out the cold, but a life-saver at this time!

In the end, these twenty-odd men held palm-sized bottles of wine, each taking a small sip and sharing the drink with each other.

"Why do you put this? Isn't this poking Brenda's lung tube?" Lin Fan glanced at Shang Weitian.

Shang Weitian said helplessly: "Recently in Daxia, there are two programs with the highest ratings, one is Daxia's food program, and the other is a documentary about European people... That thing is like survival in the wilderness, it is very easy to eat, Daxia Our compatriots are a little tired of eating meat now. Looking at the European people who are hungry in the ice and snow, they can eat two more bowls..."

Lin Fan: "..."

Okay, let’s use the scene of people starving and freezing without enough food to eat?

Is that a bit much?

Lin Fan quickly changed the channel, not wanting to make Brenda uncomfortable.

result.

It happened to be a summer food show, and several guests were happily eating hot pot, drinking beer, and doing boxing in the warm room.

Lin Fan quickly changed again.

On the screen, people from Daxia were shivering in the ice and snow.

Lin Fan felt inexplicably relieved and told Bren

Da said: "Actually, it's very difficult for us here in Daxia. You see..."

As a result, before the words were spoken, the few Daxia compatriots who were in the ice and snow laughed and said: "Brothers, today is our fifth day of camping and ice fishing in the snow!"

"It's really too cold. I turned on three gas stoves last night to ensure that the temperature in the tent was over 20 degrees. So today we have barbecue! We'll take a nap later and then go hiking on a snow-capped mountain!"

The scene suddenly changed. These Daxia compatriots were setting up charcoal fires in the ice and snow, grilling meat skewers in the falling snowflakes, making a sizzling sound, sprinkling red chili peppers and seasonings, and drinking white wine...

Although he was in the ice and snow like Ou Fang, the atmosphere was completely different!

This is simply a case of going out to camp in the cold when you are full and have nothing to do! It’s quite artistic!

Brenda silently watched the sizzling barbecue on the TV, then looked at the soldiers in the restaurant eating hot pot, punching and drinking, and then looked at the tumbling red oil hot pot in front of her...

"Master..." Brenda was almost crying.

She really felt the difference!

The people on the European side are now hiding in their houses and eating hard bread. The soldiers are so cold that their skin and flesh are torn, and they are building the Great Wall in the ice and snow.

A small bottle of wine is worth it, and even a piece of chili is a luxury!

A small tube of antifreeze every day may not be enough!

People in Daxia, on the other hand, either eat hot red oil hot pot in a warm house, barbecue in the ice and snow, even go ice skating and fishing, go camping, and even go out to feel the cold!

The soldiers of Daxia wore thick snow beast coats, warm babies on their bodies, and thick antifreeze creams and hand creams. They stood on the steaming city wall and faced the northern winter.

They even played extreme sports, whizzing down the ski slopes with a height of 3,500 meters. It was so exciting, it felt like a vacation!

This... the gap shouldn't be too big!

Just like a person who is about to starve to death sees endless food... Brenda's heart is extremely complicated at this time.

On the way here, she even saw some slogans posted on the walls of Daxia, about preventing high blood sugar and high blood lipids, keeping your mouth shut and moving your legs, and national fitness...

Even though we can’t even eat enough, you here in Daxia still prevent high blood sugar and high blood fat, keep your mouth shut and move your legs, and still do national fitness?

Our hungry ones are ready to eat grass roots. Are you losing weight here?

This made Brenda feel even more uncomfortable inside.

In fact, there is really no way to lose weight.

It's winter now, and many people in the summer have the habit of staying in the winter. They just stay in a warm room and watch the ice and snow outside, eat hot pot and meat, and sometimes make dumplings...

However, snow beast meat is the best food to keep out the cold. It is rich in oil and has an excellent taste. Mr. Zhang is worried that the incidence of hyperlipidemia in Daxia has increased a lot recently.

So it's strange to say that when the world is frozen and everyone in Europe is hungry, Daxia is vigorously losing weight and promoting national fitness... They even run an extra kilometer in the school lap.

"Don't worry, Daxia is currently mobilizing supplies. When you can't hold on any longer, we will help you." Lin Fan nodded.

Brenda felt better now, said thank you, and continued to eat the tender meat slices. She was no longer as elegant as before, as if she had never eaten meat.

Shang Weitian and Lin Fan walked out of the restaurant and suddenly said: "Why don't you help Ou Fang? To be honest, I recently thought of an idea. Just in case, we produced a lot of spare instant noodles, cans, and emergency biscuits. ...It turned out that we didn’t expect the gods to be so weak, and we have never used them. It has been almost two years since the gods first came, and they are almost expired.”

After all, who would eat emergency biscuits when there is meat to eat... Those things are hard and unpalatable. For Daxia people who are particular about taste, they would not even take a second look unless they have no other choice.

"It's a waste if it expires. Instead of making it into pig feed, we might as well use it to support the European people."

"And after watching the live broadcasts of some European people, many expressed their willingness to donate materials to help them and took the initiative to contact us. However, you did not agree, so we suppressed you..."

The people of Daxia are warm and kind, and historically, Daxia has also emerged from the bitter cold.

I know what it feels like to be hungry and cold, and now I want to help others.

When they saw the live broadcast of the European people, saw those European people shivering in the cold wind, chewing dry hard bread, and looked at the little girls wearing thin clothes guarding the small flames, many of them were soft-hearted. The aunt's eyes were red, so she spontaneously contacted the authorities and expressed her willingness to donate supplies.

Before this, Daxia's senior officials also held a meeting to discuss whether to support Ou Fang. The soft-hearted Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhang, as well as many senior officials, all hoped to assist this comrade.

But they were suppressed by Lin Fan cold-bloodedly, and any private transportation team was strictly prohibited from privately transporting supplies to the European side.

"I can't help yet." Lin Fan said firmly.

The reason why Lin Fan didn't help immediately was because, first of all, Ou Fang could still hold on, at least so far we haven't heard of large-scale starvation or freezing deaths there.

It's just that life is more difficult.

And Daxia is not a saint. Daxia is kind, but not pedantic! You can't just watch someone's life and give it away unconditionally. Then Daxia doesn't have to go to war with the gods, just give things away as charity.

Secondly, Lin Fan did not want other countries to think that Daxia would always help them unconditionally.

Otherwise, once they become dependent, they will turn to Daxia if anything happens in the future. Daxia will become an untold burden, and the comrades who originally fought side by side will directly become a drag!

This war is related to the fate of everyone!

This is not Daxia’s responsibility, but the responsibility of every human being and all countries!

Help is a matter of affection, but you can't just count on Daxia to help. If you are not prepared in the early stage, you must be prepared to bear the price of this responsibility!

Otherwise, Europe and the free countries no longer need to be enemies of the gods. They can just hide behind Daxia and watch Daxia become enemies of the gods while eating and drinking Daxia's food.

By then, Daxia will be reduced to a wage earner...

Of course, Lin Fan will not really sit back and watch Ou Fang starve to death and freeze to death. When the critical moment comes, the gang will still help, but it will not start unconditional support just a month after the winter!

To put it bluntly, a comrade who is unprepared and cannot survive even a month is not worthy of Daxia's help, nor is he worthy of being Daxia's comrade-in-arms!

"Are you full?" Lin Fan walked back to the restaurant and looked at Brenda and several European gods: "When you are full, you have to go to work in the God Realm."