Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Aduo, I'm gaining weight quickly." Li Jue said to Guo Bang, who was lying on the king's chair in a small country.

"Old Fan, go and see which country still refuses to accept it." Guo Si turned to look at Fan Chou and said.

Ever since these three guys led their respective headquarters to listen to Li You's words and went to the Western Regions to be the captain of Wuji, the countries in the Western Regions have completely quieted down. Especially after Li Jue's violent law enforcement wiped out a small country, other countries have completely understood the combat effectiveness There is a gap.

Although these kings heard that the Han Dynasty had failed in the past few years, a group of people rushed over and beat up a country in minutes, and other countries rushed to pay tribute. , quickly hand over power, and then return to the Central Plains.

"Let me see, oh, forty years ago Wusun fought against us under the hostage of the Northern Huns. This country has a population of more than 400,000." Fan Chou pretended to be literate, picked up the file and pretended to say .

"Don't pretend, you don't know any big characters, that's Anxi's dossier." Li Jue spotted the problem with a glance, and then mocked, but the three don't have any enmity now, and the relationship is much better than before.

"Hey, there are beauties here, there are beauties here, BMWs are there, and there is no shortage of money and food. Why do I feel so unhappy." Guo Si said with a sigh. Life here is obviously much better than Chang'an, but it turns out that I feel better. It is not as good as Xiliang, a place of bitter cold.

"There is no fight." Li Jue sat up from the king's chair with a depressed expression on his face. The Xiliang iron cavalry is a fighting type, and problems will arise without fighting.

"Report, general, there are envoys from Parthia." Just when the three guys were sighing and wanting to start a war, a messenger ran over to preach.

"Anxi Kingdom?" Li Jue looked at the two guys next to him, "Go ask him to come in."

The peace envoy was dressed in luxurious silk, and the envoy behind him came in with a night pearl on a plate, looked at Li Jue who was sitting in the main seat, and said in Chinese, "May I ask if Captain Wuji is here?"

"I am." Li Jue swept off his cloak, and sat upright looking at the envoy of An'an below. The envoy of An'an was stunned by the aura of commanding the world with one person under ten thousand.

The peace envoy knelt down on one knee, and said in a babble, "I also ask the general to send troops to save our country. Our country is willing to send a hundred precious horses, more than ten thousand good horses, five thousand soldiers, and two hundred thousand gold coins!"

This resting envoy is the unlucky boy who had run into trouble in Guishuang before. After listening to the Buddhist scriptures, King Guishuang made a Buddhist gatha and directly rejected the resting envoy's suggestion of borrowing troops.

The envoy of Anxi had no choice but to turn back to Anxi. As a result, when he was approaching Anxi, he heard from the Wusun merchant that the Han Dynasty had changed to the captain of Wuji, and it was estimated that he would fight against the Northern Huns again. The envoy of Anxi turned around directly. Captain Wuji asked for help here.

The Han Dynasty was the king of Eurasia in this era, and all the kingdoms and empires in Eurasia that the Han Dynasty and the Xiongnu faced each other collapsed.

In the end, the Xiongnu was defeated, but in Central Asia, the remaining Huns still ruled over the king. Because of this, all the countries in the Han Dynasty held the mentality of not seeing me and not seeing me, and rested in peace Is one of the best.

But now the situation is so bad that the rest of the city is about to be pushed by Rome. The envoy guesses that he has not dealt with Guishuang, and he will be dead anyway when he goes back. Your cow is still a big Han Dynasty cow!

"What did you say, one hundred thousand gold coins?" Li Jue sat upright slowly. The translator of the two swords could only understand that there were one hundred thousand gold coins. He didn't hear the other one hundred thousand gold coins. It's been a while since I haven't touched my hands for a few months, and my whole body is itchy.

"As long as Your Majesty is willing to send troops, I can pay one hundred thousand gold coins right now." Anxi's envoy knew that the other party was tempted by seeing Li Jue's expression. Accumulating wealth for four hundred years, what is this!

The money was rested over 10,000 yuan and given to the envoys to bribe the Guishuang Empire to send troops. However, before the money was spent, the King of Guishuang refused. It is a good excuse to worship the Buddha. Well, whoever believes in this excuse is a fool. Even if Guishuang believed in Buddhism, he would not be so stupid.

Rome is a pit, and Guishuang is not stupid. He jumped down to rest in peace. As for the personal friendship between the two parties compared with the national interest, throw it away.

Fan Chou and Guo Si, both of whom are growing mushrooms, kept signaling to Li Jue at this time that this job should be taken up quickly. The Xiliang iron cavalry was not trained, but this thing was made, so don't pull it out to fight. , Xiliang iron cavalry will be abolished sooner or later.

"Submit your credentials to us, and we'll settle this matter for you." Li Jue didn't know who his opponent was at all, but if he wanted this pot, wouldn't it just be a fight? The rest of the country is built on the plains, and if the Xiliang iron cavalry can still lose on the plains, wipe your neck!

"Your Majesty, please wait a moment. I'll submit the letter of credence." The envoy of peace retreated calmly. There is a ghost letter of credence. A piece of fertile land was not given to Rome by the Han Dynasty.

Although Anxi people have never read Warring States Policies, they don’t know how South Korea threw the pot of Shangdang to Zhao Guo, let the two monsters of Qin State and Zhao State fight each other, and then sat on the stage to eat melons and watch the show quietly. But after the situation got so bad, the envoys of rest decided to do the same thing, first find a super empire to stand up, and let them speak slowly.

Anyway, Anxi doesn't think that Rome is so powerful that it can fly the Han Empire, and it is also impossible for the Han Empire to fly the Roman chariot. For many years, he was about to be killed.

Soon the An'an envoy forged a letter of credence and presented it to Li Jue. Li Jue didn't know the words, so he read it a few times, and then saw the An'an envoy ordered someone to bring up two boxes of gold coins. After almost dazzled, he decided to choose send troops.

"Oh. The opponent is Daqin." Afterwards, Li Jue checked the situation. In his impression, Daqin seemed to have some fighting power. Ban Chao sent Gan Ying to visit Daqin almost a hundred years ago, but it didn't seem like he went.

The rest envoy thought that Li Jue would be worried, but when Li Jue came down, the rest envoy broke his heart, "I don't know if it's enough to fight, how many people are there?"

"More than one hundred thousand." Anxi envoy hesitated for a moment and said, but he didn't dare to hide it from Li Jue.

"One hundred thousand people." Guo Si turned his head and asked Fan Chou, "Should we equip the brothers with crossbows? There are too many people."

"For the sake of those two boxes of gold, we'll get rid of those guys for you, but remember to pay enough compensation when the time comes." Li Jue felt that the Anxi people were quite honest, and they gave cash before sending troops. It was settled, so he calmly dispatched troops.