Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Don't go too far, this is a whole fish feast arranged by Fa Xiaozhi for us losers, we haven't eaten yet, why are we leaving?" Zhuge Jin said with a smile instead of Sima Lang.

Pang Tong on the side even pulled his face and looked at Chen Xi and said, "I remember that Fa Xiaozhi invited those of us who lost the bet to eat at this banquet. You didn't participate in the bet, so why come to eat?"

"That's right," Sima Lang echoed immediately upon hearing the words, but seeing Chen Xi's displeasure, he immediately changed the topic and said, "Besides, don't be so heartless! Look, I still remember bringing you a gift, brother, I'm not bad. "

"Gift? Where is it?" Chen Xi said angrily, that is to say.

Sima Lang smiled and stretched out his hand to point to the back. Chen Xi looked in Sima Lang's direction, and it turned out to be Liu Ba!

"Liu Zichu, you dare to come!" Chen Xi was stunned when he saw Liu Ba, then he dumped Sima Lang and rushed towards Liu Ba.

When Liu Ba heard someone calling him, he turned his head and saw that it was Chen Xi who was rushing towards him. Low, why did Chen Xi find herself?

Could it be that Chen Xi's resentment towards him has already broken through the protective limit of Xun You's spiritual talent? Are you kidding me? Some bastard probably betrayed him.

"Why are you running, stop!" Chen Xi chased Liu Ba and scolded angrily, "How did I teach you back then, what did you tell me at the time, are you human!"

"What are you chasing after? If you don't chase me, I will stop, and I have planned to stop being a human being!" Liu Ba said decisively, "I have even chosen the candidates for my apprenticeship, and I am going to worship the New Year Star as my teacher. As a human being, this answer is satisfactory."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone present was dumbfounded, this way of answering was a bit strange!

"Satisfied with the devil, stop for me." Chen Xi heard the old blood in her heart, and still had this kind of operation, "Also, if you say you don't want to be a human being, you won't be a human being anymore?"

"I'm not a human anymore, what do you want to do?" Liu Ba said without turning his head, and then ran with all his might, "Also, I was sitting there before, if you don't chase me, I will run No one is allowed to eat the food, and if the host invites people to come, if the meal is not eaten, they will be beaten. This is not in accordance with etiquette, do you understand, this is not in accordance with etiquette!"

"Obviously you're the one with a guilty conscience, don't think that I don't know you know what you're doing! Also, etiquette is for people, and I don't want to talk about etiquette at all for guys who aren't ready to be human!" Chen Xi chased after him vigorously. He followed Liu Ba, chasing him and scolding him at the same time.

"I didn't become a thief. I did it aboveboard. I know you know what I'm doing, but since I did it, I have my reasons!" Liu Ba's logic was very clear, although what he said was Che Jilu talked, but still refuted Chen Xi very clearly.

"If you do it aboveboard, I will impeach you twice and three times? And you said a ghost, I gave you these things, and I warned you not to do it again and again. In the end, you bastard It's exactly the type of thing that I won't let you do, but you insist on doing it." Chen Xi chased Liu Ba and roared angrily, and then suddenly realized, "Someone help me catch this bastard."

"This matter is a dispute of morality. You can only seize me if you intervene, and you can't destroy my will!" Liu Ba immediately retorted when he heard this, and his clamor was very loud.

Hearing this, the few people who were planning to help Chen Xi also had a meal, not knowing whether they should intervene, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were also helpless, neither of them wanted to intervene in this matter.

"Daoist dispute?" Chen Xi was heartbroken, "Get out, I taught you these things, you tell me this is a Daoist dispute, what kind of dispute is it, I hit my right hand with my left hand? It's crooked, how dare you talk about it? Wait, wait until I catch you, and see how I clean up."

In the end, Liu Ba was sadly caught by a group of people. There was no other way. Chen Xi's integrity was guaranteed. After confirming that it was not a moral dispute, a group of people helped Chen Xi catch Liu Ba, but the group of people did not make it difficult. Liu Ba, after throwing Liu Ba beside Chen Xi, he ran away.

"Run, why don't you run away." Looking at Liu Ba who was caught by a group of people, Chen Xi was so angry that he took a deep breath and roared after catching up.

"Hmph." Liu Ba decisively would rather die than surrender.

"You wait, I will prepare the materials later, and see how I deal with you. Back then, I spent so much effort to explain it to you personally, but in the end, I didn't go the right way. You insisted on going the wrong way, and you were blind to what I taught you. .” Chen Xi was really angry.

Liu Ba's talent in economics is really amazing. Chen Xi had just won Yuan Shao when he first came into contact with Liu Ba. He thought that Liu Ba could stand upright like him and had this qualification, so he gave Liu Ba a bunch of Something about the economy.

For a long time later, Chen Xi gave Liu Ba some books on social economy. The idea at that time was to let Liu Ba help maintain Yongliang's economy, and ensure that when Chen Xi took over, it would be easier to develop. After all, Chen Xi never Unification was not the ultimate goal from the very beginning.

As a result, after Liu Ba learned a lot of things, he abruptly went astray. He didn't want to develop the economy well, and just thought about some crooked ways, which nearly drove Chen Xi to death.

"You wait until it's over. I'll prepare the materials later and see how I can deal with you." Chen Xi said angrily, what he said was good at the beginning, but later he started messing around. After so long, Yongliang developed into a In such a situation, Chen Xi really wanted to hit Liu Ba.

"If you want to take me down, you must at least show the evidence you need. I can prove to myself that what I did in Yongliang is better than everyone else before." After Liu Ba was caught, he calmed down. After being questioned by Chen Xi, Said to Chen Xi with a playful smile.

"Then you dare to say that you have a clear conscience in this regard?" Chen Xi's lungs exploded seeing this.

"When did the law enforcement of the Han Law turn into seeing the heart and not seeing the truth?" Liu Ba looked at Chen Xi with a sneering smile like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and said, "I don't even need to defend myself, what I did is better than previous generations There is no doubt about this, you can’t take me down just because you did better than me and I didn’t do it in your way, Han Law is Han Law, and people’s hearts are people’s hearts.”

After hearing this, Chen Xi's complexion became much uglier.

Liu Ba didn't care either, and continued to say to himself, "Actually, you are the only one who can say that I did something wrong, and you and I both know what angle you stand at. Not to mention, in fact, you are the guide, there are some things up to now, um, anyway, I understand, you must know more clearly than me, but right or wrong, hehe."

"To put it too far, you want to take me down. Except for some crimes of accepting bribes, the others are more subjective. In fact, you and I understand that the person who knows money best in the Han Dynasty is you. If you come down, it should be me. Yes, because we understand money, we all know its essence, so you actually know better than me what so-called bribery is." Liu Ba said indifferently.

Originally, Liu Ba kept these things to give Chen Xi an explanation for accepting bribes. How should I put it, when Liu Ba understood the essence of ordinary equivalents, money was already a number to him.

What real gold, silver and copper coins can do, Liu Ba can also do by other means. After all, there are only two people in the Han Dynasty who really understand what money is, and as the second person, Liu Ba, the means used are only Chen Xi can punish.

Bribery is a joke for Chen Xi and Liu Ba. Chen Xi itself is equivalent to the deposit of the People's Bank of China, and Liu Ba is also equivalent to a part of the carrier. At most one is the People's Bank of China, and the other is a large national bank affiliated with the People's Bank of China.

The former can print money, while the latter can issue coupons. Is there a difference? Yes, but are you short of money?

So the so-called accepting bribes was a joke to Liu Ba and Chen Xi, and it was more of an explanation from Liu Ba to Chen Xi, but Chen Xi saw through this explanation at a glance, and denied this reason to Xun Yu.

It is true that Liu Ba can be taken down by relying on these reasons, but when other people in later generations understand these things, the matter of Liu Ba's imprisonment will naturally be more artificially reversed for Liu Ba. Xun Yu's complete materials can be regarded as another explanation.

"Actually, I am self-sufficient and have no hobbies. Maybe I used to be a little greedy for money, but just like you regard money as dung, in fact, I have mastered it for a long time, understand the essence, and I am also a part of its essence. Greed for money is for us. It's just a joke." Liu Ba said very calmly.

"Since you understand, why do you still have to do this?" Chen Xi said with a dark face. He originally thought that Liu Ba only understood part of it, but now it was obvious that Liu Ba understood everything he should understand, but he still chose the previous approach.

"The materials I prepared are actually just an explanation. I originally planned to plead guilty, but I don't plan to plead guilty now. In fact, you and I both know that these charges are just a cover for me, and the essence is very clear." Liu Ba sighed and said.

"You know you're wrong, but you still don't correct it, do you insist on letting me take you down?" Chen Xi frowned and asked, "There is nothing wrong with what you did in terms of law or even morality. , the only one who can prove that you are wrong is actually yourself, even if it is me, I can only say that you are wrong, and it is not legal to take you down."

"It was just before. I thought I was wrong before, but now I don't think that currency is not equal to ordinary equivalents. In essence, we are all exploiting." After Liu Ba let go, he calmed down completely, "It's your professor. For me, the so-called general equivalents are taken as the embodiment of abstract human labor, which we are not."