Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

The next morning morning was very lively from the very beginning, for example, Chen Xi who pretended to be sick, who didn't want to go to the meeting at all, was woken up early by Chen Yun, ate some cakes, drank a bowl of porridge, and hurried to go Chen Xi.

There is no doubt that Chen Xi belonged to the relatively late group. In fact, the civil servants on Liu Bei's side came relatively late. When Chen Xi came, Cao Cao had already greeted Liu Bei. The military generals under Sun Ce and Liu Bei didn't come, Cao Cao didn't care at all, didn't the eldest princess come?

"Uh, I thought you weren't coming?" Liu Bei saw the appearance at the door, and said Chen Xi who was poking his head and preparing to sneak over under the shadow of the Weiyang Palace.

"How could you not come?" Chen Xi said with a dry smile.

"Heh!" Liu Bei smiled and didn't say anything. What do you say? It's best if you can come, and it's okay if you don't. I think Xun Wenruo is also very useful.

Cao Cao glanced at Chen Xi, and pulled Xun Yu back to his queue, feeling that Liu Bei had some bad thoughts about Xun Yu.

"Well, Shangshu Pushe has come, let's start." Cao Cao coughed lightly and said, Liu Bei and others nodded, indicating that the time is almost up.

Only Chen Xi looked ignorantly at the blankness of the military attache opposite, and asked in puzzlement, "Where is that group of people? Why is Sun Bofu gone? He must be missing from the court meeting."

"Well, Shangshu Pushe, we can take charge of the meeting today." Zhang Zhao said awkwardly. Their boss was blown up yesterday, and his handsome cheeks were blown up. Zhang Xiu had to admit that he blew himself up. The power is getting bigger and bigger.

"Oh~" Chen Xi said in a long voice, thinking that Sun Ce was already irritable after the court meeting, kicked the civil servant over, and then ran away by himself or something.

"Since everyone is here, let's start." Cao Cao coughed twice and said.

"Your Majesty hasn't arrived yet." Chen Xi looked at the empty main seat and habitually asked a question, and then the audience fell silent. You looked at me, I looked at you, and finally looked at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao took a deep breath, looked at Chen Xi with a strange smile, and said, "The eldest princess should still be sleeping peacefully. Generally speaking, the eldest princess doesn't participate in court meetings very much. She will appear once every ten days. What's the problem with Shangshu Pushe?"

"No problem, no problem!" Chen Xi shook his head again and again, thinking that I would not come if I knew that so many people would not go to court.

"Then let's start!" Cao Cao coughed twice again, attracting everyone's attention, and said with a majestic expression, but before Cao Cao opened the topic, various stinging wailings came from outside Weiyang Palace At that moment, the veins on Cao Cao's forehead couldn't help but twitch.

Soon a group of bandaged generals, led by Sun Ce and Gan Ning, came up with a guy whose whole body was covered with bandages and could not be seen as a person.

Of course, Gan Ning's image is not very good. You can almost see the bandages wrapped around his chest in a thin underwear, and Sun Ce is even more unlucky. The upper half of his face is so wrapped that only his eyes and ears can be seen. , there are a bunch of unlucky children behind, all wrapped in bandages.

Cao Cao's eyelids jumped when he saw this scene. He didn't even need to think about it. Seeing this is also lamenting again and again, it is really miserable.

"Wait, we'll be there right away!" Sun Ce and Gan Ning, who was wearing a bandage and couldn't see a human figure, walked to the position. Although it only took one injection to recover, everyone didn't waste this potion. Meaning in this regard.

"Is Boyuan's self-explosion so exaggerated?" Xiahou Dun pushed Xiahouyuan and said.

"Probably." Xia Houyuan said with the corners of his mouth twitching twice.

"This is too exaggerated. With such power, I think I should also practice." Zhang Fei looked at the group of unlucky children with admiration, all of them were injured, Zhang Xiu was half dead, and his whole body was bandaged, and the others were also seriously injured. , Gan Ning, Tai Shici, and Chen Dao were all seriously injured.

"It's a self-explosion. No matter how I see it, their injuries don't look like they were self-explosion." Huang Zhong said with a strange face, "Why don't you see Marquis Wen?"

Sun Ce and Gan Ning supported Zhang Xiu, and when they lost their positions, they found their own seats and sat down, and the other group of people also sat back to their seats one after another. After that, the generals' seats were basically filled, and only Lu Bu's was left. location.

"Let's get started, get started, Marquis Wen won't come today." Sun Ce said, covering his face.

"Why did you make such a fuss?" Cao Cao asked in puzzlement as he glanced at Zhang Xiu who twitched from time to time. He had blew himself up several times, why was it so serious this time? "Boyuan, this blew up is so powerful. ?”

"Self-explosion?" Zhang Xiu twitched twice, and said in a hoarse voice after being burned by the fire, "It was completely beaten, and they were beaten like this by the one who didn't come."

"Bastard, if it weren't for your mental retardation to explode yourself, would we be beaten by him?" Gan Ning immediately scolded Zhang Xiu, "You call it breaking the boundary, I believe your evil!"

Then, of course, a group of people began to criticize Zhang Xiu, regardless of whether it was in Weiyang Palace, and then Cao Cao and others finally completed the plot by relying on this group of people's scolding.

It is no problem that Zhang Xiu blew himself up. The problem is that when Zhang Xiu switched to water and fire and blew himself up this time, Lu Bu was by his side, and the fierce flames burned Lu Bu directly. It would be too miserable, but Lu Bu couldn't stand being careless, and then his hair was burned into the Mediterranean Sea. There was no way to make the crown high, so the highest part was burned off.

Everything was blown up, and when I got up, I saw Lu Bu with disheveled hair, and the middle of his hair was blown into a flat inch. Lu Bu, who was originally handsome and handsome, has now become the Mediterranean Sea. No one has looked back at that moment. god.

Then Gan Ning laughed, tears streaming down his face, and Sun Ce laughed too. Everyone present, except Zhang Xiu, who was lying on the ground as a corpse, couldn't laugh, and laughed like crazy.

So Gan Ning was beaten to death, and Sun Ce was also beaten to death. Everyone present felt bad. The enraged Lu Bu overthrew a group of unlucky children, and finally flew back to Chang'an with a roar. Zhang Xiu, who came back to life, was kicked by the circle.

"Hahaha, Lu Fengxian was blown into a bald head, hahaha, I'm going to see, I'm going to see!" Zhang Fei laughed so hard that he was about to roll on the ground, and Zhang Fei was one of those who said he wasn't afraid of Lu Bu at all. , "If I had known, I shouldn't have gone drinking yesterday. It's such a big fun, hahahaha, I'll go and see it now."

Said that Zhang Fei was about to run out, fortunately he was held back by Liu Bei, otherwise there would definitely be a great fun today, but just thinking about Lu Bu's image, many people in the court snickered, but they laughed wantonly It was only Zhang Fei, and everyone else was secretly laughing.

"Silence! Weiyang Palace gathered for a meeting. Look at your appearance. Do you still look like court officials of the Han Dynasty? Why are you laughing?" Cao Cao suppressed his smile, took a few pictures, and said loudly that presiding over the court meeting should be Chen Xi's matter, but Chen Xi didn't want to touch it at all, so Cao Cao could only preside over it as usual.

Cao Cao's arrogance successfully suppressed the entire front hall of Wei Young, everyone stopped laughing, at least not as exaggerated as before, then Cao Cao lightly coughed twice, "Since..."

However, before he could finish speaking, Huangfusong came out from the side hall, looked at the row of bandaged generals by the military officer, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment, "What's going on here, are the court officials fighting privately?"

Cao Cao was interrupted by Huangfusong's words, but when he turned his head and saw that it was Huangfusong, he had no choice but to stop talking about calling the court meeting, and said to Huangfusong after saluting, "Teacher came to attend the court meeting today, the military officer just had something wrong , it became like this."

Huangfusong nodded, intending to greet Chen Xi, but he didn't know where to start. He could only nod with the standard attitude of the elders of the previous generation, and then took his seat and sat down. If you have merit, you will come up after suffering.

This is also the case with Huangfusong. He has made a lot of contributions. In the early days, he was the second-rank general Zhengxi, and he was also a doctor of Guanglu. The kind of extremely human minister, when Liu Tong takes the position, he will be promoted again and become a grand tutor.

This is a vacant position, but it has a gold seal and purple ribbon. Although it has no real power, its status is slightly higher than that of Cao Cao and Liu Bei. However, it is really useless. The actual power is not much. But Huangfusong was quite satisfied.

After listening to Cao Cao's explanation, Huangfusong also understood what happened, nodded, looked at the bandaged young people, and felt that time was ruthless, and he was not so careless back then.

"I just want to mention something today, so I'm here to participate in the meeting. Is the eldest princess coming today?" Huangfusong asked a few words, found a seat, and then pointed to Guo Bang outside the door, "That guy is Shouldn't it go under the hall."

Immediately Guo Si bared his teeth at Huangfusong, Cao Cao looked at Guo Si, thinking that Liu Tong didn't clean up Guo Si, but just crossed out, thought twice, and asked someone to inform Guo Si to come in.

To be honest, Guo Si is also a slut, and he hates going to court when he can go to court. After being kicked out by Liu Tong yesterday, he came to the palace gate early today, but was stopped by Zhao Yue. At the gate of Weiyang Palace, the imperial guards had nothing to do with Guo Bang.

After all, Liu Tong just asked the imperial guards to carry Guo Bang outside yesterday, and did not say to clean up Guo Bang, so if Guo Bang squatted outside Weiyang Palace to listen, the imperial guards would not be easy to drive away.

After all, the imperial guards didn't know what Guo Si's identity was, they only knew that he was a prince with a gold seal and purple ribbon on his body, and it was normal to go to court.