Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"If one day you use this method and let me catch you, just wait for me to deal with you!" Liu Bei said with a dark face.

Chen Xi laughed dryly. He was stunned at the moment Liu Tong exploded, and then immediately sent a voice transmission to Han Qiong, asking if Han Qiong could develop the same thing. He never thought that there is such a lazy way Chen Xi, deeply admires Liu Tong's imagination!

However, before Chen Xi can carry out this matter, Liu Beiji has already said with a dark face, I don't care what kind of mentality my niece is doing this, I don't know, but if you Chen Zichuan dare to do this, I will let you understand Hua'er Why red.

Seeing Chen Xi's dry smile, Liu Bei shook his head again and again, knowing that Chen Xi was definitely tempted, but this kind of thing just needs to be focused on. Liu Bei really didn't believe that Chen Xi could create a phantom that could handle government affairs like himself.

Chen Xi smiled and didn't answer, but this kind of thought had already appeared in his mind, and it can be said that he couldn't get rid of it. More importantly, Liu Bei made it very clear that if he found out that he used this method, he would definitely deal with it severely. What if it can't be found?

Liu Bei didn't expect that his words not only did not dispel Chen Xi's thoughts, but made Chen Xi give birth to more thoughts. However, Liu Bei didn't pay too much attention to Chen Xi's side. In his opinion, as long as he keeps his eyes on Chen Xi, Chen Xi is unlikely to make such a move. plant something.

After all, if Chen Xi can create clones that can handle government affairs that need to be handled with care by Jia Xu and others as quickly as Chen Xi, then Liu Bei will catch Chen Xi and divide them into hundreds, and then every county in the Han Dynasty will Come one, never-ending iron bucket country, steadily!

Chen Xi didn't know the meaning of Liu Bei's weird look when he was leaving, but he also wanted to touch fish like this, and it was impossible to pull out the idea once it was born, although Liu Bei's small look when he turned his head at the end seemed to be a warning Chen Xi, I'm sure you're fishing, but if you're fishing like this, I'll turn you into a fish.

But this kind of feeling was only for a moment, and Chen Xi wiped it out. There is nothing to be afraid of, as long as you are brave, you can have a holiday every day, touch, you can't touch fish in life, and you can be touched even in death, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!

Liu Bei turned his head to look at Cao Cao. At this time, Cao Cao was on the verge of rage, and Liu Bei was in awe of the throbbing blood vessels on his forehead.

"Cough, cough, Meng De, turn off the engine, getting angry is not good for your health." Liu Bei comforted Cao Cao with a dry smile. Compared with Chen Xi's previous dry smile, Liu Bei was even more embarrassed at this time.

The kind of thing Liu Tong did today, to put it bluntly, is to ignore the officials.

The ministers of this era at the end of the Han Dynasty still had the aristocratic mentality of the officials in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods. The people of the country; the king treats his ministers like soil mustard, and the ministers regard the emperor like a bandit.

What Liu Tong did today, in a big way, is that the king treats his ministers like dirt. Cao Cao is now not to mention being angry, even if he turned around and fought Liu Tong desperately because of this matter, what he said in terms of morality is at most lacking, not Totally unreasonable.

Of course, at a young age, it means that my own child is a little skinny, and isn't this causing trouble? You look at the quasi-plays before, um, but what, there are no mistakes, right?

After a few curses, that's the end of the matter. After all, she is a girl. Since ancient times, who has the same requirements for princesses as emperors?

Liu Bei with this kind of mentality is much more stable than Cao Cao's mentality. Although the scene of Liu Tong turning into white smoke also calmed Liu Bei, it is completely different from Cao Cao's current state of being on the verge of cerebral hemorrhage and incarnation of Xianglin's wife. Liu Bei can still laugh.

Of course, the worst person present was not Cao Cao, but Yuan Da, who was clutching his heart and twitching continuously. Of course, he had been twitching for so long. In fact, everyone knew that Yuan Da was fine. We can only say that the blow was a bit severe, but not fatal. .

In fact, how should I put it, it was already fatal. Under normal circumstances, if Liu Tong disappeared suddenly, Yuan Da should have suffered cardiac arrest on the spot and then died suddenly.

It's just that this time the matter was too big. Although Yuan Da's heart stopped for a moment, he stared at Baiyan with wide eyes, holding on to his last breath. You can touch it, you must not die now, hold on, you must hold on.

At that time, Yuan Da's situation was the same as yesterday's old ministers from previous generations. The huge surprise of the Ganges granary capsized more than half of the people present, and the rest of them were as excited as if they had been injected with stimulants. Get up, and those people who capsized, even if they are lying on the hospital bed now, said that they must go to the Ganges to start.

The same is true for Yuan Da, I can't die, absolutely can't now, the old Yuan's kingdom is right in front of him, so even if his heart stops suddenly, he hits the street on the spot, twitching on the spot, Yuan Da can't close his eyes, the people around him like this From time to time, they are panicking and yelling to call the imperial doctor to save lives or something.

Hearing Liu Bei's words, the blue veins on Cao Cao's forehead burst, and he looked at Liu Bei with a ferocious expression, "Xuande, I want to abolish the noble concubine. It's fine if I don't take advantage of the virtuous and virtuous. If you dare to do such a thing, the eldest princess will let you go!" She taught badly, and this is the beginning of disaster for the country and the people."

The corners of Liu Bei's mouth twitched, and he just didn't know how to answer. The emperor of the old Liu family was a masculine man. Liu Bei, who likes women, didn't think there was any problem.

The space between the beds does not affect the affairs of the court, so if you like women, you can like them. Anyway, no one dares to collect the princess's tax, but today this is indeed a bit too skinny, and it is indeed a bit too much.

"Ahem..." Liu Bei was thinking about this matter, but at least he should be punished a little bit. It would be too much to abolish the imperial concubine. Regardless of the current situation, Liu Bei is still willing to follow Cao Cao's words.

"Abolish the imperial concubine?" Liu Yu said with a dark face, "It is more reliable for you to punish the eldest princess than for you to abolish the imperial concubine. Who will protect the eldest princess after abolishing the imperial concubine? She is the fairy who protects the princess, not the harem plaything you think. Or you are looking for a fairy."

Liu Yu's words were like a basin of cold water pouring down, Cao Cao calmed down instantly, this is not a question of abolishing the imperial concubine, it is a question of education.

"Cultivating books, Dongguan repairing books, including noble concubines, hundreds of thousands of volumes of classics will surely wash away the princess' stubborn heart." Cao Cao said angrily, enduring his headache.

Even if he was so angry, Cao Cao never thought of abolishing Liu Tong. On the one hand, there is indeed no suitable candidate, and on the other hand, Liu Tong is indeed very suitable for the current situation.

"Let's wait for the princess and concubine to come over first." Liu Yu nodded, acquiescing to this fact. In fact, everyone knows that more than half of the blame today is on Liu Tong, and the remaining half is on Si Niang. If not, I'm afraid it can only be said that the teaching is lax and the teacher is lazy.

"Find a teacher for the princess and the noble concubine. Although Your Highness has a good heart and good materials, after all, after experiencing the chaos in Luoyang Chang'an, the best study time was wasted. If there is teaching, it will not be like this!" Cao Cao listened to Liu Yu If so, make a quick decision, but looking at Cao Cao's gritted teeth, you know that Cao Cao probably wants to find a devil teacher for Liu Tong.

"Alright." Liu Bei nodded, and Liu Yu agreed casually.

In fact, Liu Yu sneered in his heart. Even if there was no chaos in Luoyang and Chang'an, Liu Tong's education had not been abandoned, and it would still be like this until now. The education method of the princess of the Han family is the same thing. You can't beat or scold. After all That's a princess, not a prince!

On the other side of the back hall of Weiyang Palace, when Liu Tong's avatar turned into white smoke, Si Niang woke up suddenly, and then shook Liu Tong awake in a panic.

"Wake up, wake up, we're finished." Si Niang grabbed Liu Tong who was resting on the big bed, and shouted in a panic. At this time, there were only the two of them in the back hall of Weiyang Palace. The previous fakes were cheated out.

"Let me sleep for a while, I'm so sleepy." Liu Tong said sleepily, stretched out his hand out from under the quilt, waved it in front of Si Niang, then dropped it on the bed, and continued to be confused.

"Ah, we're going to end, your clone exploded suddenly!" Si Niang said frantically, "What to do, what to do, why did it explode? It should be very strong!"

"Explode..." Liu Tong was talking in his sleep with a long voice, but he woke up suddenly in the middle of speaking, and then he jumped up from the bed as if wanting to survive, and faced Si Niang directly, "What did you just say, I didn't Listen up!"

"It exploded, it's over, your clone exploded..." Si Niang grabbed her hair and said frantically, "How is it possible, it is obviously very strong, why did it explode?"

"It's over, it's over..." At this moment, Liu Tong's reaction was more intense than Si Niang's. The moment he confirmed this fact, his eyes became empty, and he looked at the other side without interest.

"Ah, that's impossible. Why did it explode? It's obviously stronger than you!" Si Niang didn't understand the current situation at all, and she still expressed her incomprehension.

"Ah, I'm going to die, ahh!" Liu Tong was crying, but soon Liu Tong showed the momentum of a strong woman and directed Si Niang, who was still thinking about why she would explode, and said, "Ah, hurry up!" Run, Si Niang, pack your clothes quickly, I'll change clothes, let's run!"

It is impossible not to run away. When she is caught at this time, I am afraid that she will be the most embarrassing princess in the history of the Han Dynasty. What should I do?

"Run?" Si Niang didn't turn her head around, and asked after a while, "Tong Tong, how do you think we run?"

"Run on two legs, run out of Weiyang Palace, just find a place to hide, aren't you a fairy? It's easy to run with me." Liu Tong said in a hurry while changing clothes.

"But I don't know the way." Si Niang said shyly, touching her cheek.

"You can fly wherever you want." Liu Tong said indifferently.

"But the military officers in Weiyang Palace are all better than me." Si Niang's answer cut off Liu Tong's last retreat. At this moment, Liu Tong suddenly realized how stupid he was to believe in Si Niang!