Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Wake up, don't sleep, the princess is here." Liu Bei poked Chen Xi awake with his elbow.

Since the fight between the three elders of the Yuan family and the three uncles of Sima Chen Xun at the court meeting that day, Liu Tong had asked for leave from the court meeting for a few days, so that the ruling group headed by Cao Sikong was arguing almost every day.

However, scolding is back to scolding, and the work that should be done is still progressing in an orderly manner. The relocation of Yecheng to Chang'an has also arrived over time, especially the family members of Liu Bei's officials, basically almost all of them have come. up.

Of course, all the heads and brains of the major aristocratic families came here during the period, and even the Yong family who was squatting at home also came running with jade bis in their arms. The family also gathered a group of people, and came to present with the best jade bi, proving that the family was still there.

Under such circumstances, the last and most formal gathering of princes, ministers and officials of the year began, and Liu Tong, the regent princess, had to come this time.

However, because Liu Tong's performance was too bad last time, Cao Cao notified Liu Tong and Si Niang to appear together in advance yesterday. bad situation.

Therefore, there are probably more than two hundred kinds of spells that appeared at the same time between Liu Tong and Si Niang. Recently developed spells of intangible substances that can distinguish authenticity from fake ones have been scanned to ensure that Liu Tong and Si Niang are genuine. It was too big, and Cao Cao didn't want to die suddenly from a cerebral hemorrhage.

Even if Cao Cao is indeed loyal and patriotic now, a bright future is at hand. The old guy doesn’t want to die if he is buried in the loess up to his neck, let alone Cao Cao. For this reason, Cao Cao went to Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing who had just moved here not long ago. I took a look at the disease.

However, unfortunately, Chen Xi, who followed secretly, didn't hear anything that he liked, for example, if he can't be cured, he will die, and he will bid farewell to this kind of miracle doctor. cranial surgery...

In short, Chen Xi, who was just looking for fun, was almost caught and given an injection by Hua Tuo. On the contrary, Cao Cao was just so angry that he drank some tea for meditation and recuperated for a while.

It's a pity, it's a pity, I didn't see the fun I wanted to see, alas.

"Ah, okay, I'm awake, don't worry." Chen Xi, who was stabbed twice by Liu Bei's elbow, sat up straight, pretending that he was not asleep, but in fact, everyone in the circle knew that this guy was sleeping. It's just that I really don't bother to care about it now.

"The eldest princess is here. This time the event is bigger. Chen Zichuan, you should also pay attention." Cao Cao said decisively to Chen Xi after hearing that the fairy he was protecting said that Liu Tong was real.

"The problem is that I at least opened my eyes, and I am not being rude. You can rest assured." Chen Xi curled his lips and said teasingly.

"Unless other people really have a problem, there is basically no disrespect." Cao Cao glanced at Chen Xi, then unnaturally followed Chen Xi's line of sight, and glanced at Lu Bu, who was wearing a scarf and looked nondescript.

In fact, Lu Bu didn't want to come to the court at all today, but according to the regulations, this kind of court meeting, as long as there is no important matter, must come. Lu Bu's wife Diao Chan repeatedly warned Lu Bu that he must come today. For Diao Chan's sake, Although Lu Bu was very dissatisfied, he still came.

By the way, Diao Chan gave birth to a son for Lv Bu, and now Lv Bu is in high spirits, although he is facing the Mediterranean Sea, but he is not in a bad mood, and he is not so unscrupulous even looking at other people.

Of course, Lu Bu's grandson was also born. If Lu Bu, who had double happiness at the door, hadn't faced a Mediterranean Sea, he might have been able to stand at the gate of Weiyang Palace and distribute candy to everyone when he came.

But having said that, the luckiest person should be Zhao Yun. At least for the sake of his son and grandson, Lu Bu did not fight after seeing Zhao Yun, even if Zhao Yun asked Lu Bu why he became the Mediterranean.

In short, the lucky Zhao Yun asked such a question. Lu Bu, who was in a good mood because he had a son to inherit the incense of the Lu family, just kicked Zhao Yun out. .

Of course, Diao Chan smiled for a while at Lu Bu's Mediterranean Sea, but Lu Bu insisted on not saying a word, and comforted Diao Chan by saying that something would grow soon.

Afterwards, Diao Chan helped Lu Bu tidy up Lu Bu's weird hair that was scorched by fire. After all, it was burnt. It's done when you come.

But seeing the bald, tall, and a little bit overjoyed Diaochan, she just scraped off the area in the middle that looked like it had been bitten by a dog, and then found a Lun towel that she made before that looked like a Zhuge scarf Put it on Lu Bu.

It blocked all the bald hair in an instant, and because it was a sealed hat, as long as normal people didn't know in advance that the Mediterranean Sea was below, they could basically fool around with the very similar long hair exposed.

Lu Bu was very satisfied with this, and praised Diao Chan's ingenuity, Diao Chan just smiled, and then sent Lu Bu to go to the court, and Lu Bu, who was able to get past this, also came to the court.

Although it is said in ancient times that because of the crown or the addition of a crown, it is important to wear what kind of hat. The hat, or the crown is directly a manifestation of etiquette. Everyone inside Chang pretended not to see it.

Now everyone knows that under Lu Bu's hat is the Mediterranean Sea, who dares to change the hat, everyone don't want to step down today, you didn't see that even the old lady Chang Zhao Qi is watching the heart, expressing that the matter is in a hurry , do not pursue this matter.

As for the two bastards, Gan Ning and Sun Ce also looked like we were beaten by Wen Hou that day and lost our memory, and we didn't dare to die in this respect.

"Fengxian, Marquis Chen wants to talk to you." Cao Cao transmitted the voice to Lu Bu expressionlessly, and then Lu Bu transmitted the voice to Chen Xi. Chen Xi thought for a while, and dared not speak nonsense. When he should be sincere, he must be sincere. I can't afford it.

"Forget it, I'll treat you to sweets later." Lu Bu didn't care, but because he had a son and grandson, he was in a good mood, and said that he would treat Chen Xi to sweets next time.

"Good, good." Chen Xi replied hastily, not daring to mention his hat at all, and then asked naturally, "Will Marquis Wen come to attend the court meeting to prepare any topics?"

"..." Lu Bu was stunned. Diao Chan just asked him to come to the meeting, and didn't tell him to do other superfluous things. Lu Bu directly planned to sit down all morning and then do nothing.

"Aren't you ready?" Chen Xi smoothed his hair and asked dryly.

Chen Xi was also intimidated by Lu Bu. He forgot how a guy like Lu Bu could possibly prepare a topic. This was simply frightened, and he was talking nonsense, but thanks to Lu Bu, he was not smart enough, so don’t worry, just use any excuse to prevaricate. OK.

Just as Chen Xi guessed, Lu Bu didn't intend to ask any more questions. He stretched out his hand to support his head, showing a thoughtful look. Chen Xi guessed that Lu Bu couldn't think of any issues all morning.

【Cao Mengde is inhumane, fortunately he has fooled Marquis Wen, so he shouldn't have any fun. 】Chen Xi pondered for a while, then put this matter aside, because there are really big things to do today.

"Sun Bofu, should I find something to discuss?" Lu Bu asked Sun Ce through sound transmission. Although his mind went blank after listening to Chen Xi's words, it was nothing. He could ask someone for help.

"Wait, let me ask Gan Xingba." Sun Ce quickly sent a voice transmission to Gan Ning, but he didn't know how to answer this question.

"What, you said the agenda, what agenda do we want, the unification of the agenda is a matter for civil servants, people like me are mainly offering gifts, nothing is more in line with our status than sending a big gift to the Han Dynasty." Gan Ning looked arrogant tone.

"What gift did you offer?" Lu Bu asked coldly. Although Lu Bu didn't care about these things, Diao Chan always taught Lu Bu that you should do whatever other people do. Anyway, you are better than them. You can give the same thing. more sincere.

"I plan to go south in the future and bring a victory to the Han Dynasty." Gan Ning said proudly, "I already have some plans on how to defeat the Guishuang Navy."

"Oh, that's how it is. I understand the victory." Lu Bu touched his chin, thinking about it. It's easy, and I can do it, and Lu Bu said that he has better candidates.

Just when Lu Bu felt that he understood and took it into consideration, the Yuan family and Chen Xun Sima's family had already restarted the previous proposal.

This time, the four families have already talked about it in private. Of course, they were also intimidated by Zhao Qi. The main reason is that Zhao Qi is really capable of doing the kind of dirty tricks of touching porcelain, and even really provoked them. Not impossible.

Therefore, this time the bill already has a framework in the parliament, and the matters to be ruled have also been planned. It can be regarded as a preliminary team and regulations, and now it is reported to the eldest princess for a ruling.

After all, neither of the two sides can trust the opposite side, and the old Yuan's family is about to become a mudslide. Who dares to believe it, and the three of Chen Xun and Sima have never been a thing, and the Yuan family can't believe it at all. The question went straight to the court.

Obviously, both sides are holding that they would rather have their rights narrowed down, and the group of mentally retarded people on the opposite side should not try to take advantage of it. As a result, the current situation is that the table is set up, the charter is established, and then the country is brought in to suppress it. opposite.

After all, both sides are like that, I cheat or not, that's my business, but I absolutely don't allow you to cheat, this is a fair premise, the result is now like this...