Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Eh?" Chen Xi looked at Cai Yan puzzled, he could still tell if Cai Yan was in a good mood, did he suddenly feel bad again?

"I gave it to her, and my family will be restless." Chen Xi said with twitching corners of his mouth.

"The problem is that you gave it to me. I'm afraid it's not just the house that is in trouble." Cai Yan looked at Chen Xi as if he was looking at a fool, "You can keep it yourself."

Cai Yan finally confirmed that sometimes Chen Xi really did not think about things when doing things.

"I'll keep it, my wife will find out sooner or later, when they ask me who this is for, what should I do?" Chen Xi suddenly felt his head dizzy three times.

Cai Yan doesn't know what to say at this time, can you, Chen Zichuan, use your brain to think about what you wrote before.

Luoshen Fu, right? Let me, Cai Yan, write it for you, so I won’t say anything, just assume that you have instructed Cai Yan for many years, and I’m used to it. I don’t bother to talk about these things anymore. Isn’t it just to help you write a love letter? The content is still yours, I just write it down for you, it’s no big deal.

As for the complaints, Cai Yan admitted that he would write the first section again, after all, he wrote a love letter to Zhen Mi in front of everyone, but it turned out that the person who wrote it was himself, and Cai Yan felt that he was really down. It's bad for eight lifetimes, but after all, I promised it before, so just write it.

However, from the beginning of the second section, Cai Yan realized something was wrong. You, Chen Zichuan, are poisonous. You wrote this to me. Look at what clothes your Zhen Mi is wearing, and then look at what clothes I am wearing. Just watch me write, okay?

Here I have to talk about Cai Yan's clothes. Cai Yan wears a deep skirt with a curved train, and Zhen Mi wears a palace dress. Liu Fenghuixue itself describes the sleeves. Although the palace dress also has wide sleeves, the palace dress is full of dignity. It is impossible to play "the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind".

On the contrary, Cai Yan's Qu Ju Shenyi can play with light clouds covering the moon and flowing wind returning to the snow when dancing, while Zhen Mi in palace dress can't do this no matter how hard she tries.

This is also the reason why Cai Yan showed anger but didn't know what to do when he wrote the second section of Luoshen's Fu. The content of the result corresponds to oneself.

But luckily, after writing about the clothes, I turned away and began to write about appearance and demeanor. There is no major problem in this aspect. After all, it is a text description thinking about Zhen Mi. This is Zhen Mi, let alone more than appearance. Cai Yan also felt that she seemed to be quite compatible with Zhen Mi.

Of course, there is still some displeasure. To praise another beautiful woman in front of a beautiful woman, and to praise another beautiful woman, this level of death is already unsurpassed.

That is to say, Cai Yan is in a good mood. Although compared with Chen Xi's content, thinking about himself and Zhen Mi, it is indeed a bit boring, but compared to the previous anger when Chen Xi wrote about his fiancee to him, the current situation is at least not so embarrassing. .

This is an important reason why Cai Yan began to formally comment on the Luoshen Fu written by Chen Xi later. After the review, he had to feel that it was indeed very well written. I am afraid that in future generations, this long Fu will overwhelm Sima Xiangru’s Fengqiu. Phoenix has been sung through the ages.

I have to say that Cai Yan's evaluation is very correct. If Luoshen Fu is really a love poem written for Zhen Mi, then I'm afraid it really belongs to the unsurpassable pinnacle of love poems. It can reach the level of invincibility in the air every second of every day.

However, in fact, this is not a love poem, but it was in the past. If it is changed to the present, there is no doubt that this is a love poem, a love poem written by Chen Xi to Zhen Mi.

It can be said that before the third subsection, Cai Yan was writing and commenting at the same time. Although she was still a little dissatisfied with the description of a few lines of appearance, she still had to admire Chen Xi's talent. There is absolutely no problem with Huanxin. Basically, once this article comes out, even if Cao Mengde and his group perform supernormally for a while, at most they will have their own victories.

Even if the following sections do not lose their level, Cao Cao and others will not be able to make a comeback this time.

But the problem lies in the third and second subsections. From Cai Yan’s point of view, he just teased himself with what he wrote Zhen Mi’s words. In the third subsection, Cai Yan is sure that the fu has completely changed.

"The money of the dependents is solid, and I am afraid of being deceived by the spirit. I am grateful for the abandonment of my friends, and I am hesitant and suspicious. I accept my kind face and calm my mind, and I am polite to prevent myself."

In fact, when writing this sentence, Cai Yan was already in a state of confusion, the bastard Chen Xi was molesting herself face to face.

Because compared to the situation in the second section where you can barely substitute Zhen Mi, the third section is that Cai Yan himself substitutes for the Goddess, which is completely suitable. If you go back and forth like this, Cai Yan is already a little dizzy. In the second section, appearance Conversely, it is also very suitable to put on yourself...

Feelings The love letter I am writing now is for myself, Cai Yan's thinking is already a little confused, but Chen Xi doesn't understand what he has done at this time, and continues to the fourth section, Cai Yan's whole person has entered a trance.

After that, write the reaction in the fourth subsection, the sustenance in the fifth subsection, and the thoughts in the sixth subsection.

It can be said that one subsection is better than the other, so that by the time the sixth subsection was finished, Cai Yan had already determined that this Fu about love would be difficult to surpass through the ages.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this Fu clearly wrote about Zhen Mi, but secretly wrote about herself. Cai Yan also admires Chen Xi and can no longer admire it. This way of dying is really human. Are you blind?

This is also after finishing writing, when Chen Xi frantically expressed that he wanted to kill those mentally retarded people, Cai Yan looked at Chen Xi in a daze. If it is written, then Chen Xi can still say that it is a love poem written for Zhen Mi.

But now that Cai Yan is present, and these people are not blind, there are several writers at the level of writers, how could it be impossible to see who this fu is written for!

I really thought it was written to Zhen Mi starting with Concubine Mi Luoshui, but it was actually written to Cai Yan!

So Cai Yan heard from Chen Xi that he wanted to take this competition, no matter how much Chen Xi's heart was, Cai Yan couldn't hold back his face at first, and directly stabbed Chen Xi's vitals.

However, Chen Xi, whose brain circuit is still unclear, didn't understand the reason at all, why he couldn't post it, and directly stated that this gift was given to Cai Yan as a collection.

If this thing falls into the hands of Cai Yan and Zhen Mi, there will be trouble, especially if it falls into the hands of Cai Yan. If one day Zhen Mi finds out, Zhen Mi will probably cry angrily. Okay, write me a love poem and let Cai Zhaoji represent it. It's fine to write, and start teasing Cai Zhaoji while writing, is this the place I am in your heart?

On the contrary, if you give Zhen Mi another time, even if you don't change it, generally no one will be able to see it. After all, other times are not as obvious as it is now. Even if someone thinks about it, they will not think that Chen Xi is bold enough to give his fiancée a gift. , In fact, it was written about another woman.

Even if it is a bit off from the third section, it can be explained by Chen Xi's love for Zhen Mi. As long as Cai Zhaoji is not present, this Fu is said to be written by Zhen Mi, there is no problem at all, only Cai Yanzhen is present When it is time, and when this Fu has not finalized who the woman is entrusted to, a discerning person can tell who it is written at a glance.

Therefore, Cai Yan is basically sure that this Fu is about Zhen Mi, but about herself. Naturally, she is a little flustered and dare not treat it to others.

"Chen Zichuan, where's your brain?" Cai Yan was finally irritated by Chen Xi's brain circuit, and finally found it difficult to maintain his calm and calm demeanor.

"Ha, I have a good mind." Chen Xi looked at Cai Yan in puzzlement and said.

"Yes, yes, my brain is very good." Cai Yan tried to put away his anger, and tried to calm down as much as possible, looking at Chen Xi and said word by word.

"Hey, hey, you're so grand, I didn't mess with you today." Chen Xi hurriedly pretended to be dead, hoping that Cai Yan would forgive him. Although he didn't know the reason, Cai Yan's expression was very different from normal. What's the point of admitting mistakes? is definitely the most correct way.

"You, write another Fu, no matter it's good or bad, write another one." Cai Yan took a deep breath, restrained all his irritability, trance, and anger, and once again turned into a normal plain and cold expression , and then pointed to Chen Xi and said, "I will have a good talk with you about the problem of the Fu before!"

Chen Xi nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, like a chicken pecking at the rice, anyway, let's deal with it first and then talk about it, as for writing another article or something, it's a big head, there is no time at all.

"I can't write it!" Chen Xi said with a wry smile after a while.

"Forget it, I'll help you write an article to deal with it..." Cai Yan was also pissed off by Chen Xi. After all, he had been writing for so long before, but if he didn't come up with a poem, someone would doubt him. The position is too high, and there are many people who can see it, so it’s fine if you don’t write, but people will naturally be curious if you write.

Even if Cai Yan admits that he is just ghostwriting for Chen Xi, he still needs to come up with something decent.

"Well, it's up to you." Chen Xi said very sincerely.

"..." Cai Yan cast a dissatisfied glance at Chen Xi, and then wrote quickly, "The Han Dynasty lost power, and Dong Zhuo was in chaos. If he wants to usurp, he will kill all the virtuous first..."

"Narrative poetry?" Chen Xi asked curiously.

"I can only write simple ones in a hurry, and forget about singing the praises." Cai Yan said in a perfunctory tone. Even if he suppressed the irritability in his heart, Cai Yan was still in a trance, so he had to write very difficult poems. , the current state of mind can't do it at all, so I can only keep it simple.

"Sing praises?" The corners of Chen Xi's mouth twitched, "Let's forget about this, write something else, it's better than this to be prepared for danger in times of peace."

"It's easy for you to say, other times it's okay, I can't write it now." Cai Yan glanced at Chen Xi, and once again there was a sullen look on his face that could not be suppressed.

"Uh, why don't I talk about it, and you write it." After Chen Xi finished speaking, he remembered something appropriate for the occasion. Most of the guys present were singing their praises.

Thinking about it this way, Chen Xi's mind is already full of strange thoughts. After all, if you really want to say something, there is really nothing to be afraid of. If you change it by yourself, it may take more time, but if you have Cai Yan, well, today I will Against the sky!

"Didn't you say you couldn't write before?" Cai Yan stopped writing, and she herself was not willing to write this kind of meaningless ordinary work. She had no emotion, and she could write it to fool people with her pen strength. It's a joke, but that's about it.

"Well, it's just that I can't write well in a hurry. If you modify it, it shouldn't be a big problem." Chen Xi rubbed his chin and said, "There are some problems with the rhythm, you should be able to correct it."

"If it's just a matter of rhythm, I can fix it right here." Cai Yan glanced at Chen Xi with cold eyes, and seeing Chen Xi nodding, he directly put away a part of the poem he wrote, and prepared to take it back to Xizi Pagoda and burn it .

Different from after the Yuan Dynasty, before the Yuan Dynasty, paper, especially the paper with words, was sacred and noble in the concept of the people of the Central Plains, so even if it was wrongly written paper, useless waste paper, of course, the same is true for simple books , as long as it is a thing with words, it must be burned if it is to be disposed of.

For this reason, some places that specialize in burning these things have been established, such as the Xizi Pagoda, which is a building that specializes in burning these things.

Naturally, when Cai Yan put away the silk script, he was planning to burn the half-written thing. As for the Luoshen Fu that was put away in his sleeve, when Cai Yan thought of the Xizi Pagoda, he also thought about burning it, but It was only tempting for a moment, and then it was extinguished. This kind of eternal masterpiece, when the time comes, it will be stamped with Chen Xi's seal and ribbon, and it will be taken to your own grave.

As for what other people will think of this poem after a thousand years, Cai Yan is not willing to think about it, but if such a gorgeous gift cannot be kept in the history books if it is not seen by others, Cai Yan also feels that he is really sorry for Chen Xi's talent .

After Cai Yan accepted his poems and changed another sheet of paper to spread them out, Chen Xi had memorized all the contents, and pondered for a while, "This is Ganquan Palace, if you put it this way, the place under your feet is the former Afang Palace gone."

"Yes." Cai Yan nodded with a little feeling.

"In that case, it's called A Fang Gong Fu." Chen Xi smiled and said, "Compared to singing praises, I still like to pour cold water on it, and with my current situation, no one can blame me."

Cai Yan just glanced at Chen Xi when he heard the words, "No one can say anything about you now, not to mention the fact that your writing can carry the truth. No one will punish you because of what you wrote or said. At most, they will think about you because of your articles." your thoughts."

"It's up to you, Zhao Ji, I don't want my house to be restless." Chen Xi said with a sad face, Cai Yan frowned immediately, and was about to speak with a little dissatisfaction. She was also irritable now, but before she could speak , Chen Xi narrated softly, "The six kings are finished, the four seas are one..." u