Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Yanhuang nobleman, thank you, no, even if you have no ancestors and the wisdom my ancestors left you thousands of years ago, you are not lost, you are missing." Shi Tao stabbed Zixu again, without ancestors, you Are you kidding me? Well, my ancestors, my ancestors, are not yours, and dare not be with you, what about your brain?

This wave of Zixu was directly stunned by Shi Tao and he had nothing to say. The current immortals are all Yuhuaxian after the corpse dissection, and after jumping out of the body and becoming another life, it is indeed a break of cause and effect. An independent entity with no ancestors and no descendants.

However, this is only a matter of level. In essence, no matter how Zixu changes, he is still of Chinese blood, a descendant of Yanhuang. Shi Tao said that the wisdom left by my ancestors is no less than stabbing Zixu again.

Talk about breaking cause and effect, and the Pan-Chinese civilization hasn't expelled you from China, so talk nonsense.

"You are simply forgetting your ancestors." Shi Tao shook his head again and again, "If you are from my family, if you dare to say this, I will kill you on the spot and change your skin, so you think you have no ancestors? The blood culture inherited by Yanhuang is still in you If you have the manifestations in your body, you dare to say that, you really don’t want to live.”

Zixu said this without thinking too much, but Shi Tao was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He said that after jumping out of his body, he decided on his own cause and effect. In fact, how to say it, the ancestors should admit it or have to admit it. Nanhua and Zuo Charity is so dragging, don't you also worship Mount Tai and the Three Emperors?

Zixu wiped his face on the spot and became a faceless person, saying that he had said something wrong before and had no face to face others. Shi Tao and the rest of the Shi family were directly stunned by this operation. What else can I say?

Seeing that Zixu had already defeated Zixu in terms of professional knowledge, and the other party even wiped his face, the Shi family did not intend to take advantage of the victory to pursue it. To be honest, if Zixu's statement was not wrong before, the Shi family would not have intervened in this kind of matter at all. Now that the Shi family was satisfied after beating the opponent with professional knowledge, they left in twos and threes as soon as they handed over their hands.

"Jia Wenhe, come here." After the Shi family left, Zixu wiped his face and regained his expression. He adjusted his cerebral hemorrhage brain that was beaten by the Shi family, and then pulled Han Qiong like a mad dog. In his own situation, he kept rushing towards Jia Xu, so that Han Qiong's expression was a little dumbfounded, but he also made a gesture of trying his best to hold Zixu.

"However, I think what Patriarch Shi said just now is right. You haven't flown back for so many years. That's not our problem, it's purely your problem." Jia Xu spread his hands and said that I don't take the blame. He thought it was his fault, but Shi Tao made it very clear that it was not Jia Wenhe's fault, but Zixu's brainless fault.

"His Shi family knows nothing. They didn't know what happened to me at that time." Shi Tao had already walked away, so Zixu burst out such a sentence on the spot.

"Who, who is so arrogant, I don't know if our Gan family is the only one who can call the Shi family stupid? Who are you!" Gan Fu carried a silky chicken to apologize to Shi Bao. After all, Shi Bao was discounted. Although I lost money, I need to send someone to take a look at it anyway.

Before Gan Fu saw that the Shi family didn't dare to come out, when the Shi family left, he heard someone beeping that the Shi family didn't know what a fart, this can be tolerated.

The relationship between the Shi family and the Gan family is very complicated. The two families have been fighting for about a thousand years, but because both parties know that their ancestors are a family, no matter how fierce the fight was, there was no incident that was too outrageous.

On the contrary, the two families also boast about each other from time to time, and they are in the same footsteps in the external aspect. Hooligans, basically don't think about other methods.

The same is true for the Gan family and the Shi family. Our family scolding each other is a dispute of reason. Are you a group of trash fishes qualified to scold each other? Those who are qualified to stand up, I have done it.

So Gan Fu jumped out after hearing Zixu yelling that the Shi family is a fart, the Shi family is a fart, then our Gan family has been fighting with farts for a thousand years?

Zixu was already on top at this time, after all, Shi Tao was almost so angry that he blew himself up before, although he didn't blew himself up now, but after his face was wiped out, he was already furious, and he didn't hear Gan Fu say his last name, so he turned his head and directly hate.

"I said what does the Shi family care about you?" Zixu nodded, the Shi family ran away, I was still afraid of them, who is more reasonable, you have such wide control.

"My surname is Gan, Gan Fu of the Gan family in Moling!" Gan Fu said with a dark face, "You are the first one who dares to scold the Shi family in Hanoi for mental retardation in front of our Gan family. Come, come, tell me what is wrong with the Shi family. I'm mentally retarded, let me analyze it for you to see if it's your mental retardation or the Shi family's mental retardation!"

The attitudes of Gan Fu and the Gan family are basically the same. The Shi family can be mentally retarded, but our family must stand up and say it, and other people stand up and say, yes, as long as you can tell the truth.

Zixu stepped forward decisively, feeling that nothing good would happen after finding Jia Xu, and was interrupted from time to time, first by Shi's family, then by Gan's family, and immediately let go of his mind and began to complain.

"You don't know that I was cheated out by Jia Wen and this bastard for five or six years, and I didn't come back after flying for five or six years!" Zi Xu was on the spot half angry, half bitter.

"Five or six years?" Gan Fu was taken aback, then looked at Zixu, "Flying out, you are a body with inner qi, no, it's only 80,000 miles away, and you flew for five or six years? Are you lost? , Is it missing, where is this brain?"

Jia Xu burst out laughing on the spot, Zixu roared angrily and rushed towards Jia Xu, Jia Xu hid directly behind Chen Xi, while Chen Xi blocked Zixu with a smile, Gan Fu's reaction was exactly the same as Shi Tao's, as expected After fighting for a thousand years, the logic of thinking is somewhat similar.

"What are you laughing at?" Gan Fu looked at Jia Xu and Chen Xi in puzzlement, then at Zi Xu, who was angry and bluish, and asked suspiciously, "What am I wrong? A ball with the largest circumference of 80,000 miles, any Fang Fei should fly back."

"Find me any direction!" Zixu had already started to spit black smoke at this time, and he was almost blackened by the anger.

"Astronomical phenomena!" Gan Fu said as a matter of course.

"The place I went to is completely different from here!" Zixu said with a dark face.

"Oh, that's right. We are in the northern hemisphere. You should have gone to the southern hemisphere. It's hard for you. Although the sky has changed, you can still use it. But look at your appearance," Gan Fu sighed. Zixu became more and more dark, afraid of irritating the other party, he decisively changed the topic, "I can understand, it's nothing, this kind of thing can't be done normally."

Hearing this, Zixu's original blackened form recovered for a while, and then he said to Gan Fu like pouring bitter water, "You don't know, I made Sinan besides stargazing, but Sinan Chao Pointing down, I also tried to observe the sun to determine the position, but the sun was overhead, and I flew along things for a long time, and it was the sea..."

Zixu poured out a lot of bitterness, and that kind of sad tone made Chen Xi, Tong Yuan, and Jia Xu feel sad and cry when they heard it, but Gan Fu not only didn't want to cry, but also wanted to laugh.

"Master Zixu, have you ever measured the time, made a sundial, locked the winter solstice and summer solstice, you can always feel the change of time." Gan Fu said that he really couldn't cry , I just want to laugh, Zixu’s methods cannot be said to be wrong, most of them are used in the wrong place, but there are other methods that can determine the direction.

"The sun didn't set where I stayed, and the sun doesn't rise in another place." After listening to Gan Fu's words, Zi Xu immediately understood what Gan Fu meant. It was a very simple way. The length of the shadow changes, every day When the shadow is the shortest, the direction of elongation or shortening compared with the previous day is true south or true north.

In fact, at that time, there was no difference between true south and true north. As long as you came out and kept flying, after flying for a day, do it again, you can determine whether it is true south or true north, because the length of the shadow will change. If you know the direction, you will soon be able to fly back to the Central Plains.

Maybe the change of a day or two cannot be seen, but if it is made into a sundial, it can calculate the time on the one hand and the direction on the other hand, and it will take a few days to make an absolutely accurate direction.

Zixu understood instantly under Gan Fu's point, but he couldn't admit it. If he admitted it, it meant that he was really stupid at that time, so stupid that he didn't even have a brain.

"You have reached the place where the sun never sets and the place where the sun never rises. Let me tell you this. For those two places, you can choose a direction that can leave day and night, that is, the south and the north." Gan Fu looked at Zixu speechlessly, really didn't know what to say.

The earth is a sphere. When you reach the South Pole and the North Pole, you can fly along a straight line and you will be north and south. You can get lost in this way. Gan Fu said that Zixu's situation can only be said to be a brain problem.

"I know you can't understand this way, let me explain to you." Gan Fu lifted the silky chicken, pointed to the chicken's head to indicate that it was the South Pole, and pointed to its paws to indicate that it was the North Pole, and then circled in the middle Pointing to the chicken's paw, he asked Zixu a question, "Suppose this is the North Pole, and you walk 500 steps south, then 500 steps west, and then 500 steps north, what do you do?" Where?"

Zixu expressed some confusion, and after a while he said, "I'm five hundred steps west of where I was standing before."

"It's not your fault that you're missing. It's normal to be lost. If you leave like this, you will stay where you are." Gan Fu sighed, and said to Zixu in a comforting tone. At this moment, Zixu was dumbfounded, and he began to doubt Life is born.

"This is unreasonable, why are you staying where you are?" Zi Xufa jumped up and roared after being dazed for a while, he couldn't understand what was going on at all.