Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

Watching Sun Ce take out a knife, cut off a few pieces of tenderloin from the big fish and hand it to him on a plate, with a smug smile on his face, Zhou Yu was really tired at this moment, but Out of etiquette, Zhou Yu took the plate gently, expressing his satisfaction, and ended the conversation naturally.

In fact, if this was done in private, Zhou Yu probably would have given Sun Ce the philosophy of life. I, Zhou Yu, gave up my principles for a few pieces of meat?

If you don't educate Sun Ce, how will you show yourself to others in the future, and how can you not lose your reputation in front of others?

But this fish is delicious. I don’t know what kind of fish it is. It’s quite strong and has a good taste. It’s good to have two more pieces, and it’s good to become internal gas. At least you don’t have to worry about the feeling of your stomach when you eat. As long as it’s delicious, eat more There is no problem with two or three times.

So Zhou Yu was poisoned, there was no way, the fish that Sun Ce caught casually was poisonous, it was a kind of poisonous sea bream, it seemed that it was not poisonous after being cooked, in Hua Tuo’s words, it was a kind of biological It is poisonous, if it is heated to a certain level, if it is fully cooked, it will have no activity, and there will be no problem with eating it at that time.

However, what Zhou Yu ate was not completely cooked, and the toxicity was quite high, but fortunately, Zhou Yu's inner qi was separated from the body at any rate. It's emotional.

Just like some Indians use cobra venom as high alcohol, claiming that one drop can make people drunk for less than half a month, and after recovering, they can enter the sage mode for a long time, after Zhou Yu ate this fish , It feels like drinking wine, a little over the top.

Of course, other people also ate them, but they were already cooked when they ate them. The habit that Gan Ning has developed in the sea for so many years is to eat cooked food as much as possible.

It is not that Gan Ning has not eaten poisonous things during the period, but generally speaking, poisonous things are much more delicious than non-poisonous things, and Gan Ning has a strong physique with internal qi separated from the body, even if the so-called It is highly poisonous, and it is impossible to overthrow it.

It can be said that there seem to be only three or four kinds of poisons in the whole world that can knock down the internal qi and leave the body, and these three or four kinds of poisons, except for the biological virus in Hua Tuo's hands, the rest of them will know it when they encounter it. The stuff will definitely poison him to death.

As for other poisonous weeds, poisonous mushrooms, poisonous snakes, poisonous fish and so on, they grow in this natural and pollution-free environment, and after adding poison, they are more delicious. Anyway, when Gan Ning occasionally eats wild food, he adds some fungi When it was time, I threw some colorful poisonous mushrooms into it.

Anyway, the poison is not dead, and the taste is so good. With the habit of the big foodie empire, of course I picked it to taste. As a Sichuan and Sichuan boss, it is normal to eat some poisonous mushrooms.

Although Zhou Yu said that he ate a bit too much, but his mind was still clear. At most, he felt that he was a little dizzy because of the strong drink today.

"It's strange, haven't I banned alcohol?" Zhou Yu didn't deliberately suppress the feeling of drunkenness, and looked at Sun Ce with a little unresponsiveness, "Bo Fu, did you add some strange things to me, why do I feel a little over the top .”

"I haven't added it yet!" Sun Ce, who was groping left and right to find distilled alcohol, immediately retorted.

"This rebuttal makes sense." Zhou Yu thought he was drunk because of brain poisoning, so he didn't bother to resolve it. After sitting cross-legged, he touched his chin and laughed at Sun Ce, "This time it's quite the same thing. gone."

That's right, Zhou Yu gave Sun Ce a head straight away. Others dare not do such a thing, so Sun Ce dared to do it. As for why he didn't smell the wine, Zhou Yu was too lazy to use his brain.

"It's really not me!" Sun Ce looked at Zhou Yu with dissatisfaction, and then scanned the surrounding people. Someone dared to do this kind of thing for him. Is he being treated as a wrong person by Sun Bofu?

"Huh, there's no smell of alcohol." Sun Ce scanned the surrounding people, but his intuition did not give any response. You must know that at other times, Sun Ce can usually judge directly by intuition that Zhou Yu needs to burn his brain to come up with the final result .

"Hey, did you give Gongjin a drink?" Sun Ce looked at Zhou Yu who was a little dizzy, his eyes were half-closed, and Zhou Yu, who was slightly drunk, was really drunk, what the hell?

"No, no." Everyone shook their heads. Zhou Yu had ordered a ban on alcohol, so Sun Ce dared to mess around, and Sun Ce didn't drink it himself. He secretly tried to get Zhou Yu to drink it. Qing Shui looked like it was water for Zhou Yu or something.

In short, Sun Ce is also a guy who can play very well. As for other people, on the one hand, they don't have this kind of leisure, and on the other hand, they don't deliberately pick things up. Only Sun Ce can do this kind of thing himself.

"As you all know, I've never succeeded before." Sun Ce looked around, with a dull expression on his face. This was a sudden success, so why didn't I have any joy of success?

"Didn't it be your fault?" Zhou Yu looked at Sun Ce with half-closed eyes, "Forget it, don't worry about it, anyway, no one would do such a thing except you."

Sun Ce expressed dissatisfaction, what does it mean that no one but me would be so boring, do you understand, this is a battle of wits with a top wise man, do you know what it means?

One or two of you think that I, Sun Ce, have no brains, but have you seen that I have achieved a miracle that you have never achieved.

"I'll go back to rest first, and Bo Fu won't do this kind of thing in the future." Zhou Yu waved his hand and said, too lazy to argue with Sun Ce. To be honest, Sun Ce was able to calculate himself, and finally felt that it was very difficult. , living up to the ideas I've worked hard to cultivate over the years.

"Go, go~" Although Sun Ce couldn't remember when he poured wine for Zhou Yu, he succeeded once, which is a miracle.

I, Sun Ce, am a man who has fought wits and bravery with top wise men and achieved success. Can you guys do it? You can't! Are you worthy? You are not worthy!

Although he didn't know how he did it at all, Sun Ce's heart was greatly satisfied. What does it mean to empty the brain and what does it mean to have no brain? Do you see it? Mei Zhoulang, Gong Jin, the top three resourceful people in the Central Plains, It fell into my hands, can you do it?

I can't do it, I did it, you still say I have no brains, if I have no brains, what are you? This uncle just didn't like to use his brain before, but in fact, as long as this uncle uses his brain, he is completely at the same level as Gongjin!

"This rhythm is not right. Sun Bofu was able to calculate Zhou Gongjin, which is unscientific." After Zhou Yu left, Tai Shici said suspiciously.

"You actually questioned my wisdom. Seeing that there is no Gongjin left, if you didn't do it, then it must be me." Sun Ce patted his chest with a proud face.

"Although there is always a feeling that if I continue to be so entangled and serious, I will lose like you, but I still feel that what you said before revealed something." Tai Shici said in a rather embarrassed way. It made Tai Shici doubt life.

"Ziyi." Gan Ning sighed, and patted Tai Shici on the shoulder, "The meaning of life does not lie in these subtleties, you have to understand that Sun Bofu's wisdom is really at the same level as Zhou Dudu's, Believe me, everyone in the room thought so."

Tai Shici was stunned for a moment, then looked at the crowd sitting around, Cheng Pu, Han Dang, and Huang Gai were silent, Ling Cao, Zhou Tai, Jiang Qin turned their heads and remained silent, Li Yan, Wen Pin Zhu Zhi is the map silently grilling rice.

"Understood." Gan Ning patted Tai Shici's shoulder lightly twice.

Tai Shici nodded silently, what you said is really reasonable, I am speechless.

"Uh, what are you guys talking about? I'm still at a loss." Mi Fang looked at Gan Ning in puzzlement and said.

"You are stupid, you can't figure out what it means that Sun Bofu's intelligence is equal to Zhou Dudu's? You didn't see that everyone else acquiesced." Gan Ning sent a voice transmission to Mi Fang with a broken face.

"What, acquiescence to what, why acquiescence?" The corners of Mi Fang's mouth twitched twice, but she didn't understand what it meant, mainly because she didn't turn this corner at all.

"Sun Bofu's brain is Zhou Gongjin himself, so it would be a hell of a level, have you ever seen Sun Bofu use his brain?" Tai Shici replied instead of Gan Ning.

"..." Mi Fang fell into endless silence, and after a while, she also saw through life like Tai Shici, completely speechless.

"Hey, hey, why are you silent all of a sudden." Sun Ce looked at the group of people around him unhappily, and his intuition told him that most of these guys were trying to blackmail him.

"Bo Fu, I have a question for you. Your brother and the governor have a conflict. How should we resolve it?" Gan Ning questioned Sun Ce with a fearless spirit. When others heard this, they didn't know that it had happened before. The faces of the guys all showed the look of listening to gossip, and those who knew, such as Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, and Han Dang, had already started eating in silence.

"Of course it's just a slap." Sun Ce said as a matter of course, that's what he did back then.

"Captain Zhou?" Gan Ning asked tentatively.

"Of course it's Zhongmou!" Sun Ce's face was drawn so long, how could it be Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu had never beaten him himself, and then again, he wanted to beat Zhou Yu several times, how did Zhou Yu fool him, Sun Ce's thoughts were in I turned around in my head and returned to the original place.

"Uh, why?" Gan Ning thought for a while, but couldn't understand the logic.

"Gongjin won't have conflicts." Sun Ce said as a matter of course.

Gan Ning was stunned for a moment, then looked at Sun Ce. The other party looked sincere and wanted to ask again. Sun Ce had already picked up a piece of barbecued meat and gnawed on it, so that Gan Ning was not sure what kind of brain Sun Ce had, but intelligence It is equal to Zhou Yu, which should be no problem.