Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"What kind of shit luck is this!" Chen Xi looked at Cookie speechlessly and said.

When Qu Qi heard the words, he rolled his eyes again and again, expressing dissatisfaction on his face, what is called shit luck, is this called the virtues of the ancestors, okay, Chen Xi couldn't say anything when he heard the words.

"By the way, why does your family have this thing? The Xiangli family doesn't have it." Chen Xi changed the subject and asked curiously.

"Uh, actually it belongs to the Xiangli family." Cookie touched his cheek and said with a dry smile, "In the pre-Qin period, my family was also in the officialdom of the Qin Dynasty. The Xiangli family danced too happily. When the boat capsized, my family It’s easy to get some inheritance.”

"Confiscation, confiscation, you all dare to do this kind of thing of separating people's inheritance." Chen Xi said righteously, but those who were from aristocratic families present were a little bit wrong when they heard this sentence. After all, who would do this kind of thing? Never done it?

However, after Chen Xi said the first half of the sentence, the second half of the sentence changed, "In the future, when something like this happens, you must remember to call me to share the inheritance together."

Everyone was speechless at Chen Xi's immorality, and Cookie, who was laughing dryly, didn't feel any embarrassment at all. The leaders were all of this kind, so they just kept their faces.

"I'll send someone to copy a copy at your house later." Chen Xi greeted the cookie.

"Well, don't worry about it, just give it back to you. My family is back to work. There's no way I'm as handsome as Cookie!" Cookie boasted unceremoniously.

After all, he is a descendant of the Tiancang family, and his ancestors were engaged in agriculture, but it was more embarrassing for more than a hundred years, and two hundred years ago. Talk about setting up a small copper mine in Sichuan and Shu or something.

After all, family learning is no longer needed, and life is still going on. The Qu family was forced to take the restructuring route, which is the so-called abandonment of agricultural research, and turned to land and housing.

However, this generation couldn’t stand the emergence of a cookie, and the Qu family resolutely turned back. What’s the deal with mining, what’s the deal with real estate, my family has a saint, who is alive and can run around. Do you understand what this means? What.

Hurry up and turn over old papers, the knowledge of our ancestors cannot be lost, our Qu family is farming, yes, we studied this a thousand years ago, and we are still studying it now, the others are sidelines, the mine is sold, the land is flat Continue to study farming.

There is nothing more impressive than a flourishing family and at the same time making everyone look up to them. It has been passed down for thousands of years. Compared with things like money and money, it is more impressive to have a saint from the same family. emotional.

So now the Qu family is starting to prune those miscellaneous things in their own house, get to the bottom of the matter, raise the banner of the descendants of the Tiancang clan, set up the position of cookies, and deepen their research on their own job again. Nothing is more important than eating, unless it is you I am no longer human!

In short, for the current Qu family, many important things in the past have become hot items, and they should be thrown away as soon as possible, and they will all study how to increase food production.

I came out of a cookie family, and when I was away from home, someone asked a few words about how to farm. If you can’t tell the truth, then you will lose the face of the patriarch, and throw away everything else. Come back and learn how to farm. After learning This one, go out and surf again.

Those from our Qu family, even if they are miscellaneous fish, know how to farm better than your old farmers who have been farming for decades. This is the initial goal. In short, the Qu family is now returning to the high-yielding situation of their ancestors. There is no way. Afraid of losing face.

It's not because I'm afraid of losing my own face, but because I'm afraid of losing Cookie's face. After all, I won't be hungry from the southwest to the northeast by relying on the four characters of Yizhou Qu's. This is the face of a sage. If anyone smashed the signboard, it would be a shame to throw it at grandma's house.

For this reason, the Qu family has now started closed training, taking the textbooks on agronomy and production increase compiled by Cookie, and vigorously educating the family. Other industries have been completely abandoned. It is estimated that this thing will be a compulsory course for the Qu family in the future.

There hasn’t been a living saint who can squat in the shrine for hundreds of years. Although the Qu family is a little crazy, they really enjoy it. After all, people have depended on food since ancient times. Only the good breed of the first edition can be regarded as being promoted to all parts of the Central Plains.

Similarly, the prestige of cookies has reached its peak now, at least among the folks, the prestige of cookies is higher than that of Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing. Of course, the statues of cookies are becoming more and more exotic.

At the beginning, he was still a young man, but later he became a little old man, and later he was almost like Shennong. Cookie was also quite helpless in the end. If he was not sure that the temple was indeed dedicated to him, Cookie would probably be suspicious Life is born.

What is the condition of growing horns on the head, and what is the condition of tasting herbs. Although I do need to taste something occasionally, but I haven’t eaten it yet. The black and white fairy has eaten it. Don’t make up my story randomly. , and I haven't met a fairy...

Well, if black and white immortals are considered immortals, I have indeed met them.

In short, Cookie is pretending to be dead for the temples that appeared in the later stage, but at least there are worse guys around, and Cookie is not so painful.

Well, the so-called worse guy is of course Chen Xi, because in order to save trouble, Jia Xu took out food to expand Chen Xi's mental energy reserve, and used cookies as targets, and let the people sacrifice to him while the cookie stone inscription taught him how to farm. According to the inscription on the inscription, Chen Xi slightly adjusted the sky or something.

In short, this thing was done. Quqi’s temples are usually built in the place where he left stone inscriptions, and the sacrificial inscriptions can indeed effectively adjust the sky and ensure smooth weather, so when the temple was built, the inscriptions were also decorated. idol.

Good weather and good harvests are the most important gods for the ancient people. Needless to say, the good harvests are just like the legendary cookies, although there will be some differences every time a distance is passed. , but at any rate, it is still floating in the range of human form. Even if it is close to Shennong's posture, it is still human form at any rate.

Chen Xi's version has never been a human being, either a nine-tailed fox or a dragon king.

Needless to say the former, because there are too many rumors, and even the officials half-deadly admit that this is a fact. The luck incarnation shot by your minister is a pile of nine-tailed white foxes, and the inscription you sacrificed is indeed connected to that Incarnation of luck, yes, this is a fact!

So in many places, the nine-tailed fox with auspicious clouds was launched directly. Anyway, the reputation of the nine-tailed fox in this era has not been ruined. Tu Shan’s nine-tailed white fox is the wife of Emperor Yu. Of course, there are some records of the nine-tailed fox’s death. But harmless.

After all, it is a great blessing at the level of good weather. People are still very happy to pay homage to something. Of course, the nine-tailed white fox itself has a relative definition in this era, so it is not likely that someone will worship Chen Xi for a child or something, but in Hua Tuo There are many suitors over there with Cookie.

After all, no matter whether it is a doctor or a good breed, it has something to do with it...

As for the Dragon King, it's normal. The Dragon King is in charge of good weather, and the nine-tailed white fox doesn't have this function. Let's worship the Water Dragon King. At most, the Water Dragon King is called Chen Xi.

There are many temples like this, and Chen Xi can understand it. As for becoming a dragon king, Chen Xi, who is a nine-tailed white fox, doesn't really care. Anyway, he is out of sight and out of mind.

Only the other one is the most painful for Chen Xi. This kind of temple thinks that since some of you have seen the luck incarnation of the nine-tailed white fox, and the dragon king has this function, why didn't you read it wrong or remember it wrong? Knowing that there is a mythical beast with a dragon head, a tiger body, and nine tails in the Book of Mountains and Seas, well, yes, this is Chen Xi.

Anyway, after seeing Chen Xi once, Chen Xi wanted to beat someone up, you bastards, do you guys play like that? What kind of statues do you want to build? Just let me release some energy and let me save it. Don't make trouble, dragon head, tiger body, nine tails, you guys have more imagination than me!

In short, because of this thing, Chen Xi basically doesn't go to those temples that say good weather and good harvests. Can you be more reliable? It is better to set up an old grandfather than this!

"This is roughly the case. Those children in my family are unlucky. Their peers and elders are now studying the so-called scientific farming." Cookie said with a sigh, "So I will give you all these things."

After Cookie finished explaining the current situation of his family, Chen Xi had already raised his forehead and didn't want to talk anymore. He also thought of some bad things. Cookie was still a human being after all, and he was no longer human.

"Okay, no problem, when is your marriage?" Chen Xi had already seen the group of bastards who wanted to laugh but pretended not to be funny at all. Changed the topic with a blank face.

"Wait a little longer. Anyway, no one on my side will be particularly restrained. I'll talk about it myself." Cookie said indifferently. If you can’t let go, I’m sorry for this family.”

"At your level, is there still such a thing as being sorry for the family?" Chen Qun said with emotion, "Compared to others, you are a big trend."

"Although this is the case, the mentality is still difficult to overcome. Now that you have taken over the burden of the Qu family, you should pass on the family. After all, the Qu family's lineage is also withered. What's more, now except My lineage, and others are not considered direct lineages." Cookie said with a sigh, "After all, it is also a responsibility, even if no one urges it, it is almost the same."

"Then let's congratulate in advance, anyway, you will definitely not make a big deal at that time." Chen Xi congratulated with a smile.