Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"My Yuan family's territory is almost the same as that of the Central Plains before, you think you are Qin Shihuang!" Yuan Shu said to Liu Zhang with contempt, and then the two sides clashed.

This answer plunged Liu Zhang into logical confusion. Although the territory of the old Yuan family is scribbled, but if you speak hard, you can still say that Eastern Europe is your own. This point is still admitted by the Central Plains, so the old Yuan family boasted The territory is almost as big as the Central Plains back then, which is not unreal.

"You wait, I'll find a professional." Liu Zhang scolded Yuan Shu for being a bastard, and at the same time called for a professional to help. Zhang Song is a brainy person.

"All right, all right, let me see if you can build a city wall around my Yuan family." Yuan Shu is not afraid of Liu Zhang, even if he does it. Who is he, Yuan Shu, he has really experienced the battlefield Well, Liu Zhang is a scum, at most he doesn't run away from the battlefield, and if there is a fight, even if the two sides have similar combat effectiveness, Yuan Shu is absolutely confident that he will beat Liu Zhang all over the place.

Don't look at Liu Zhang having an iron-eating beast, as if his Yuan Shu's mount was not inherited from Chi You, so there is nothing to be afraid of, if you don't accept it, do it, whoever is afraid of whom.

As for the matter of road construction, it was written in black and white that you, Liu Zhang, signed it yourself, and now you turn your face and deny anyone. When you said that you could not repair it without money, I built four roads for you at your own expense. At that time, you were very happy I'm almost calling you dad, but now I don't want to admit it, I can't beat you to death your dad!

That's right, now Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang let each other recognize themselves as fathers, and they even talk about each other, which is very amazing, and swear words are flying everywhere.

After Zhang Song came over, Liu Zhang acted as if my number one guy was here, so he quickly confessed that he was sensible, and for the sake of the good relationship between the two parties before, I will give you a face, otherwise let alone face, I will not mess with you When it's cold, I won't be called Liu Zhang.

After Zhang Song came over, he was actually very entangled. Did he really think he didn't know how Yuan Shu played? I know, I’m not a fool, Zhang Song is at the level of civil servants second only to the top level, how can he not know these things, but the benefits are indeed many after the road is built, so he has been keeping a close eye on Yuan Shu’s matter. Close your eyes.

After all, after the road was repaired, the traffic in the Chengdu Plain was much better, and the flow of commerce and people became much more convenient. It was also of great benefit to Zhang Song's management of Yizhou. He also invested in local road construction. Although Zhang Song did not understand economics, he also felt that the benefits had not yet fallen to Yizhou.

So I didn't care about this matter all the time, and now I went to Chang'an to make a plan, but was intercepted by Liu Zhang halfway, saying that he was going to engage Yuan Shu. When he asked about such a thing, Zhang Song thought about it and wrote a note for Liu Zhang. The eight major crimes of Yuan Shu mentioned above means that you will pass this on.

After Liu Zhang saw the eight major crimes, he decided to tell Zhang Song to get rid of Chang'an, and then he and Yuan Shu continued to argue. There was no way, it was fine to throw these eight pots on Yuan Shu's head, but he couldn't fall on his own head either. At least, based on Liu Tong's management method for this kind of thing for so many years, high-level people fight each other? Well, don't worry about the reason, let's talk about fifty boards each.

Anyway, it doesn't involve people's livelihood, it's just two high-level officials who are messing around, so the way to deal with it is not simple? Coordinate first, and after the coordination, it means that you both have problems, clean up and punish each of you, and wait for the people under them to come to fish for people, and the eldest princess will make a lot of money.

Up to now, Liu Tong's heart is almost like a mirror. With the current governance method of the Han Dynasty, as long as it doesn't harm the common people or harm the country's constitution, I will watch your ordinary struggle as a monkey show.

So far, Yuan Tan and Liu Zhang are still scolding each other, but neither of them has the idea of ​​handing over the papers to Chang'an.

Especially the latter one, for Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang's true grandfathers, it is very normal for the two grandchildren to fight, children! How could it be possible not to fight when you were in school? After all, you are young and energetic, so it is inevitable that you will sometimes fight.

But no matter how you fight, the main job of a student is to study. As long as you study well, you can talk about everything else. But if there is a problem with your study due to a fight, these grandparents will not get angry, ah, thief grandson, you To piss off your grandpa!

For these old guys, building this road is equivalent to the main business of their grandsons when they were in school, and the two grandsons hammered each other because they were too young and ignorant. , resulting in poor road repair, then play ball.

As Taichang, Zhao Qi privately told Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang when Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang went to repair the road, did you see, Brother Huang, my brother, your grandfather, you two are going to mess around, and it can’t be repaired If so, brother Huang will definitely die with regret.

This kind of rogue-like words came out, Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang had a cerebral hemorrhage, Zhao Qi used to order these two guys to spread them on the chair by himself, now there is Huang Ge, this is the real grandfather of you two, And the kind that is very close.

Nothing to say, if we don't do it well, we will sacrifice Brother Huang to heaven. Anyway, we discussed it with Brother Huang, and Brother Huang also felt that he had lived enough. Over a hundred years old, no loss, we old people The guy wrote the will, grabbed Brother Huang's hand and pressed his fingerprints.

When the time comes, if you two thieves and grandsons can't get it done, it's nothing to say, Brother Huang will definitely drive west in anger, I hope you two don't mind.

Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang were both dumbfounded at the time, and they could still play like this. This is my grandfather. Taking Yuan Shu as an example, the relationship may have to be detoured, but Liu Zhang is a close relationship. Far away, there is a plane now, Huang Ge is alive, Liu Zhang has to go to pay New Year's greetings every year, who told Huang Ge to be Liu Zhang's uncle.

As a result, Zhao Qi's rascally words came out. Liu Zhang and Yuan Shu didn't dare to come back after they left Jingnan. They built the road, and quickly repaired it. After the repair, they hid in a corner and tried to find a way for thirty years. I will be over eighty years old. Come out again and be another grandpa.

In the past, Yuan Shu felt that being a father was already very attractive. As a result, the development of society made Yuan Shu realize the essence of filial piety in governing the world, that is, a grandfather is better than a father, and I want to be a grandfather.

So these two people scolded each other while building the road, and one of them repaired the other side. From being the other's father, scolding the other to what kind of thing the other is repairing, your grandfather is watching you in Chang'an, etc.

No way, neither of these two dared to scold Huang Ge and Zhao Qi. Insulting, Gongyang Chunqiu really did it because he humiliated his ancestors.

Therefore, Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang could only scold the opposite party for being mentally retarded, and could not scold their parents and grandparents. Although this feeling was very bad, they both endured it. Who made Huang Ge and Zhao Qi grow old?

[Wait, when I live for a few more decades, I will be ninety years old, and I will beat people with a cane! 】While building the road, Yuan Shu was thinking about his life after he was ninety years old. When Huang Ge beat Liu Zhang with his crutch, Liu Zhang didn't dare to hide. Sprained, I can only bear it.

After receiving it, he had to say that it was all his own fault. The rough skin and thick flesh made his grandfather's hands hurt. At that time, Yuan Shu and Liu Zhang hadn't gotten into a fight over the road construction. After leaving Chang'an, Liu Zhang said that he had grown up so much. Dad never beat him with a stick like this!

At that time, Yuan Shu replied, "I probably hit you, and then you ran away. Liu Zhang was silent, talking nonsense, of course you ran away. There is a saying in Confucianism that if you can suffer as little as possible, you will suffer as little as possible. In addition, when he was young at the time, his father would let him go if he dodged. It's not like he didn't dare to dodge now, he was afraid that the other party would hit him and hurt him back.

"I also want to live to be a hundred years old." Liu Zhang said aggressively. When he was a member of the clan with the surname Liu and a person at the level of a big leader, he didn't dare to hide when he was beaten. Isn't it just because he is old? Well, old age is really good, and I can live to that time too.

"When I live to that time, I will take a walking stick and beat those guys who I don't like on the street." Liu Zhang began to imagine his life at the age of 100.

"When the time comes, let's ride together together." Yuan Shu replied.

"Good brother!" Liu Zhang patted Yuan Shu on the shoulder and said, after all, the two of them were brothers in need in the hands of those in Huangge.

As a result, the brothers turned their faces in a few days, and these two were really enough.

But from the beginning of the year to the present, the two guys sat down again after arguing. After all, they are old buddies in need, and they will settle accounts after keeping some small things in mind. Now they should help each other to repair the road.

"I admire my father more and more now." Yuan Shu sat on the embankment, holding a teapot, like an old farmer, but he didn't have the weather-beaten feeling, sitting sideways on the other side of the embankment holding a teapot. Liu Zhang of the jug said.

"What's wrong with you again!" Liu Zhang snorted and said, "I really deserve your admiration."

Yuan Shu glanced at Liu Zhang, reconciled to hell, the two sides are still trying to tear each other down.

"What I mean is that all the roads built in this world are called highways. Do you know what my word is? My word is highway. After a thousand years, you will definitely disappear even the scum. I'm sure a bunch of people will remember it. " Yuan Shu said proudly while holding a teapot.

"Hehe, this is obviously a road, what a road." Liu Zhang's nose is not a nose, and his face is not a face. Yuan Shu's previous words had shocked him greatly.

"You know what a fart, there are roads first, and then there are roads! Do you know why your father and I like to build roads? Why is it me who builds the fastest and best roads after Sun Gongyou? I don't build roads. It is the history of thousands of years." Yuan Shu let out a sigh of relief, feeling a little lonely.