Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Let's go, come with your father and me to meet the Guishuang envoy, what kind of tricks are you playing?" Old Kou slapped his son, Kou Feng rolled his eyes with resentment on his face, he didn't say anything, okay, go and have a look , nothing happened anyway.

"I've seen Luohou." The Guishuang envoy looked like the kind of person who studied the etiquette of the Han Dynasty. After seeing the old Kou, he bowed and looked respectful.

"What are you looking for from our Kou family?" Old Kou glanced at the Guishuang envoy, obviously unwilling to let the other party enter his family's Wubao, after all, this is the lifeblood, but when he said this, the old Kou habitually doubled Envoy Yan Guishuang, "Is this the so-called understanding of his heart?"

"Luo Hou is interested in this thing?" Guishuang's envoy smiled, and someone next to him immediately came over and presented Lao Kou with a box of nine "Hexintong Beads".

In the past, this thing was worthless in Guishuang. Later, after the imperial war, Guishuang realized that this thing might be a very precious treasure for other countries, so it was not so generous when it was given as a gift, but after all, it is produced by itself. , If you want to say how precious it is, it’s impossible!

Old Kou laughed, and passed the box directly, face or something, look at the benefits, this thing is very good, the family needs it, so there is nothing to say, immediately turned slightly sideways, and made a gesture of invitation, and the Guishuang envoy also handed over Walking inside, I am not afraid of Kou's tricks at all.

"What's the matter with this guy?" Lao Kou asked Lian Yue who was beside him via voice transmission as he walked in, "My family has nothing to do with Guishuang, but I need a gift."

"We don't know. They came from the west and wanted to come to your house by name. It's probably because your performance shocked them before." Lian Yue was also at a loss, and made up a random reason. Do not believe.

"It's nonsense, that's just my family's private soldiers. If they are put on the front line, they might be wiped out in a big battle." Old Kou snorted, he was very clear about his family's situation.

After Guishuang's envoys entered the hall, Lao Kou pushed Lian Yue to the side seat. He was not a fool. He entertained Guishuang's envoys in private. Why make trouble for yourself, wouldn't it be good to bring a shield commander to accompany you?

Lian Yue smiled and didn't refuse, Zhong Yao didn't say anything, but arranging for him to come, isn't it just staring at Kou and Guishuang's envoys openly? It's good that Kou's mind is so clear.

After the Guishuang envoy entered the table, Kou served all kinds of roasted and cooked beef. Lian Yue's complexion did not change, and he ate and drank. People from Beigui did this with a smart mind and arranged for people from Nangui to be envoys, but who in Nangui would eat holy cows and drink high-quality wine!

But Kou said that if you don’t drink, you won’t give me face. If you don’t give me face, you look down on me, and if you look down on me, you are sorry for the nobles of the Han Empire, so the Guishuang envoys can only bite the bullet and drink.

After eating a bowl, Guishuang's envoy fell to the ground, Lao Kou laughed, and Lian Yue should eat, drink, eat and drink enough, take the gift list brought by the envoy, take the gift away, and then prepare Asking Lian Yue to carry the envoy back, this matter is considered a errand.

Lian Yue admired the agility shown by the old Kou. No one in the family that has been with him for so many years is an idiot. Envoys and any collusion.

When the Guishuang envoy was dragged out in a daze, he tugged on the door desperately. He remembered that he still had a letter, a very important letter that had not been handed over to the other party. This was the real business here.

Therefore, the Guishuang envoy desperately grabbed the door frame and did not let go, but Lao Kou Le couldn't stand up straight. Watching the envoy and Lian Yue wrestle, he ran over with a smile.

"I said, brother, is there anything else you haven't given?" Old Kou asked with a smile.

"Yes, yes... and this!" The Guishuang envoy cleared his mind, and tried to take out a sealed silk book and handed it to Lao Kou. The old Kou's face turned green, and he looked at Lian Yue. Pull away the Guishuang envoy who has let go.

During the period, the envoy who was already drunk did not say anything nonsense, so he was forcibly dragged out by Lian Yue and thrown on a cart to be transported away.

Princess Yiyang personally wrote it, and Lao Kou felt a little headache looking at the wax-sealed letter. It is said that it is best to open this letter by himself, but this is a letter to his mother, and Princess Yiyang basically raised Lao Kou alone, so For his mother, Lao Kou inevitably has some psychological shadows.

"Father, what's the situation?" Kou Feng was stunned for a meal, but didn't understand what happened.

"I don't know. In the end, the Guishuang envoy left a letter to your grandmother." Lao Kou was also at a loss, and didn't understand what was going on at all.

"Although I don't understand what's going on, it's good to have picked up so many gifts for nothing." Kou Feng said proudly looking at a box of various jewelry.

"That's right. I'll put these things away. You can pass the letter to your grandmother." Old Kou handed the letter to his son, and then picked up a box of treasures by himself, feeling quite good.

Kou Feng looked at this letter and felt a little headache. He was also afraid of his grandmother, who always introduced him to all kinds of strange objects, and always said that Kunlun slaves have good buttocks. This one is bright black, this one is matte black, which one do you like? ? Kou Feng said that I don't like women, I only like muscles now...

"Grandmother." Kou Feng ran to Princess Yiyang's courtyard and greeted him cautiously. Then a nanny poked her head out to look at Kou Feng. This is Princess Yiyang's maid who has been with her for decades.

"Young master, His Highness is resting and just fell asleep." Mammy said softly, but at this time Princess Yiyang's voice had already come from inside.

"Feng'er, come in." Princess Yiyang transmitted it with a tired voice.

"Grandmother." Kou Feng obediently presented the letter to Princess Yiyang, and then explained the origin of the letter.

"It's really weird. Someone from Guishuang wrote to me for no reason." Princess Yiyang was also confused. Is there anyone in Guishuang for their Kou family? I do not know.

But Princess Yiyang didn't think much about it, she opened the letter, looked at the words and sentences inside, and couldn't help laughing, feeling inexplicably much better.

"Why is grandma laughing?" Kou Feng asked with a smile when he saw his grandmother was happy.

"Go, go, you child, go out, let your father say that the emperor has a heart when he rejects the envoy, and I feel very relieved." Princess Yiyang glanced at Kou Feng, then sent Kou Feng to leave, and Kou Feng Unknown why, Feng walked out, not understanding what happened.

"Look, it's a very interesting letter." After Kou Feng left, Princess Yiyang sat up from the bed with a smile, and handed the letter to the maid who had been with her for decades.

Mammy was also puzzled, she reached out to take the letter, looked at the rhetoric in it, was also taken aback for a moment, and then a little annoyed that there are people who don't know the number.

"This is a letter from the Guishuang Emperor Wei Sutipo I." Princess Yiyang smiled and said, it's not easy, I am in my 60s, but I can still get a letter of courtship from a 40-year-old emperor. I don't have the slightest idea of ​​remarrying, but seeing this stuff, I feel inexplicably much better. It seems that I am still very young.

The maid was taken aback for a moment, and then gradually met the person, and when she looked at Princess Yiyang later, she also understood why Princess Yiyang was not only not angry, but also wanted to laugh.

A 40-year-old imperial emperor, who fought against the Han Dynasty from the end of Jian'an, lived to the fifth year of Yuanfeng, and was still a great emperor who wanted to live happily, sent a courtship to her, a 60-year-old woman letter.

"Do I still look very young?" Princess Yiyang looked at herself in the big glass mirror, and said happily, no woman would want to be seventeen years old, but Princess Yiyang is very self-aware, and her son is four years old. He is sixteen years old, and his grandsons are all in their early twenties.

If you put it in an ordinary family, you should have a great-grandson, and you are already old.

Even though Lao Kou often told his mother that she was still young and still very beautiful, how could Princess Yiyang not know the marks left by the years on her body, she was already in her early sixties.

"Yes, Your Highness, you are still very young." Mammy followed Princess Yiyang's words and praised. She didn't dare to say such words in front of Princess Yiyang before, because the other party knew it well. Sixty years old.

Princess Yiyang smiled when she heard the words, and asked the nanny to dress herself up. Princess Yiyang, who was given a shot in the arm by Wei Sutipo I, is now in a good mood. After all, compared to other people's flattery, the Guishuang Empire The emperor didn't need to flatter himself at all, so the letter sent by this great guy was naturally not watery, and he was still very young.

After spending a lot of time dressing up, Princess Yiyang abruptly pushed her age into her thirties. Looking at herself in the mirror, Princess Yiyang was obviously satisfied, except that her hair had turned white due to worry. I still look very young!

Princess Yiyang, who is in a good mood, decides to cook for her son and grandson in person at night, so that her face will last for another 30 years.

"Huh?" Princess Yiyang came out of the inner courtyard in a good mood, changed her clothes, and when passing through the atrium, Lao Kou gasped, "Mom, please let your son go!"

"Mother...Mother?" Old Kou knelt down directly, please don't scare your son, I am forty-six, I am prematurely aging, and I have a grandpa's face, but you come out like this, I can't stand it Hold on, please let it go, you are my mother!

Princess Yiyang was in a great mood, and she didn't care about Lao Kou's sad face of autumn and winter. How is my mother today?