Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Did I get into a catastrophe, brother, help brother." When Dou Xian was pretending to be dead at home, he found that Tai Fu Deng Biao came to visit him, and hugged Deng Biao without moral integrity and said.

"Big disaster?" Deng Biao thought for a while and fell silent. How should I describe this matter!

Empress Dowager Dou is your younger sister, so it's okay for you to be out of line. Everyone in the court knows that you are more rigid and arrogant, but you don't have any thoughts of a powerful minister.

"I think the Empress Dowager will find out about you within three days at the most. After all, everyone is not a fool. Why are you messing with the capital?" Deng Biao said with some headaches. It was recommended that he and Dou Xian have a harmonious relationship.

In addition, Deng Biao also knew that Dou Xian was a pure bastard, that he was rather arrogant, politically insane, and otherwise normal, so he also knew that this guy and Liu Chang were mostly because of his superiors. As for the others Not many ideas.

In addition, Deng Biao felt that what Dou Xian, a bastard, may not be doing is not what he wants to do today, so this matter can still be talked about.

"He messed with my sister. He said he came to mourn the late emperor, but he went to my sister's place ten times a month and mocked me. I'll give him face!" Dou Xian said very hard.

Deng Biao said that he had nothing to say, so you can do it. After all, it is the empress dowager who raises her face. It is indeed right to be caught and beaten a few times, but it is too much for you to kill him directly. Forget it, I think this You can't die, and the Queen Mother is also at fault.

Emperor Hanzhang died in April this year. Although the period of filial piety has been shortened to three months, you have to be taboo anyway. The first emperor died only a few months ago, and the empress dowager had sex with Liu Chang who came to the funeral. What about the emperor Liu Zhao? Thoughts, even if Liu Zhao is only nine years old now, his own father died just a few months ago, and his mother got together with a young fresh meat of the same clan, it would be strange if he didn't have the intention to kill.

So Deng Biao left, and Dou Xian was arrested within three days. The Queen Mother Dou was so angry. If it wasn't for the fact that Dou Xian was her own brother, Dou Xian would have directly fucked her little husband. To die of this hatred, it is time to crush Dou Xian to ashes.

But even so, Empress Dowager Dou was still very angry. Fortunately, Deng Biao and the little emperor Liu Zhao were there to mediate, and the Empress Dowager Dou was really unreasonable about this matter.

Although it is not a matter for the empress dowager to raise noodles these days, it is indeed a bit excessive to start raising the first emperor just after the funeral period. In addition, Dou Xian is his own brother anyway, so this matter froze here. Empress Dowager Dou was imprisoned in the inner palace.

Generally speaking, this happened in this way, and Dou Xian would not be able to come out for a few years even if he was not cold. As a result, Dou Xian was imprisoned in the inner palace for less than half a month. News came from the north that the greatest enemy of the Han Dynasty, The Xiongnu was resurrected again, and as soon as it was resurrected, it controlled several of the thirty-six countries in the Western Regions, entrenched in the Tianshan area, and its combat power was so tyrannical.

Dou Xian quickly came out and said, I, I, I, I will fight, I am the best at fighting, I was doing the job of a general before, let me fight.

The fight against the Xiongnu in the Han Dynasty is politically correct, and there are many mediators involved in this matter. Of course, this matter is not small, because many people think that the driving force behind this matter is Queen Mother Dou, and people such as Lu Gong directly reprimanded Queen Mother Dou. Said yes, "How can one person's plan be used to abandon the lives of thousands of people."

In fact, this shit has nothing to do with Empress Dowager Dou, because Empress Dowager Dou and her own brother are still in a cold war, and it was Emperor Hanhe's idea to let Dou Xian go out, because the cold war between Empress Dowager Dou and Dou Xian made him only nine years old. The emperor Hanhe saw an opportunity to reclaim imperial power from his relatives.

Therefore, Dou Xian successfully presided over the overall situation as a chariot general to fight the Huns. After all, for the Han Dynasty, fighting the Huns is the most important thing, and other things can be put aside first. Those people were being targeted, but Empress Dowager Dou herself agreed with the fight against the Huns.

Here I have to say that although the queen mothers of the Eastern Han Dynasty were often hacked, the abilities of these queen mothers were not bad. After the Huns are finished, they will clean up this group of scum.

There are a lot of small fresh meats, and sooner or later they will be found, but the face of the Han Empire needs to be taken care of, so I hold my nose and agree that my brother will go out to fight the Huns.

These years, the central army was of course the one to attack the Xiongnu. Dou Xian led the fifth school of the Northern Army, the Sanhe cavalry, and his lieutenant general Geng Bing to attack.

All the people of the Northern Huns were soldiers, and they held down the thirty-six countries in the Western Regions as supplies. Logically speaking, there are still two to three hundred thousand troops. In addition, the fighting power of the Huns is very brutal, even if it is eight thousand three rivers and five schools. Not enough for the Northern Huns to hammer.

However, Emperor Zhang was newly mourned, and the country was not stable. Only the Sanhe and Five Schools could be mobilized. These top elites are enough to fight against a normal country and destroy the country. But to fight two or three hundred thousand Huns, I am afraid that they will have to be replaced by a god like Huo Qubing It is only possible to gamble if you are desperate.

So Dou Xian mobilized another 20,000 people from the Southern Huns, 8,000 Qiang Hu led by Deng Hong, and the Wanqi tribe of Zuo Xianwang, totaling more than 40,000 people.

It is a bit nonsense for such people to travel more than 4,000 miles to Tianshan to fight the Xiongnu, but Dou Xian thinks about it, just do it, in Luoyang, Chang'an can be happy, and I heard that the Xiongnu are even stronger , I'm going to have fun.

Before leaving, he brought a master book, which was Ban Gu who wrote the books of the Later Han Dynasty. Ban Gu actually didn’t want to go. He was not the Ban Chao who abandoned his pen and joined the army after listening to his brother’s story about Dou Xian’s mythology. He was just an ordinary master book.

Ban Gu refused to fight the Xiongnu, because he really couldn't beat them. It is said that there are more than 100,000 Xiongnu in Jiluo Mountain, and the opponent Shanyu is still there, and they have occupied 36 countries in the Western Regions. They have 40,000 Many people rushed for more than 4,000 li to fight the Xiongnu.

To be honest, even if Ban Gu didn't know soldiers, he still felt that this was not an easy task, not to mention that more than 30,000 out of 40,000 people were made up, playing with a hammer and giving away their heads?

However, as the bookkeeper, he couldn't refuse, so Ban Gu had no choice but to follow.

Dou Xian didn't think there was any danger, and he didn't think there was anything to be afraid of. He didn't have a clear understanding of the cruelty of the Huns, not to mention that in his opinion, with his 8,000 main forces, what he couldn't do was to go up. up.

After the three parties joined forces in Zhuoxie Mountain, Ban Gu’s heart was shattered. He was playing with a hammer, so why did he feel that his teammates didn’t even have complete equipment? Send a head?

Dou Xian still didn't think there was any problem. In his opinion, as long as he had his own main force, the rest of the Southern Huns Wanqi, Qianghu Naturalization Department, and Karasuma Wanqi were just here to wave the flag. All are cheerleaders.

Dou Xian thought so and did the same thing, so after confirming that the main force of the Huns was entrenched in Jiluo Mountain, Dou Xian decided to lead the main force to attack the Huns directly.

At this moment Ban Gu was dumbfounded, he felt that he was going to die.

However, as the coach of Dou Xian, no one can refute his decision. In addition, Dou Xian said that the soldiers are precious and fast. We have a magic soldier coming from the sky. The Northern Huns thought we would not be able to arrive, and then we arrived suddenly. The other party must not be able to react. , There is no problem in hitting the opponent by surprise.

It sounds reasonable, but there was an accident during the execution. First of all, it was necessary to rush at high speed, and it could only be cavalry. However, not all cavalry were under Dou Xian's command, so Dou Xian decided to lead the cavalry to kill, and the infantry divided into troops to carry out the new order.

This is a very outrageous decision that doesn't take the art of war seriously at all, but Dou Xian is the coach, and the others can't persuade him, he can only obey the command.

He set out, the soldiers were extremely fast, and they went straight to Jiluoshan. However, Dou Xian was unlucky. When his main force went to Jiluoshan, he happened to meet the 50,000 cavalry led by Shan Yu, and his main force was less than 7,000. The Qianghu cheerleaders And the South Huns cheerleaders were also out of touch because of Dou Xian's high-speed march.

Dou Xian looked at his own side, and then looked at the opposite side. At this time, Dou Xian didn't know how many people were on the opposite side. Anyway, the other side just rushed out of the valley of Jiluo Mountain. What's the point? !

There is no logic, and the front is tough. Both sides suddenly encountered opponents. However, Dou Xian went berserk and smashed the guards of the headquarters led by the Xiongnu Shanyu. The one who killed in Jiluo Mountain was bloody.

After the fight, Shan Yu was not caught, so Dou Xian counted the battle damage. The Xiongnu didn't seem to be strong, what about Shan Yu? Where is Shan Yu?

At this moment, Ban Gu was stupefied. Looking at Dou Xian was like looking at a god. After the cheerleaders from Qianghu, Karasuma, and Nanxiongnu came, he looked at Dou Xian and knelt down at Dou Xian's feet completely, regardless of the art of war or not. Seven thousand cavalry ran for more than 4,000 miles, and encountered more than 50,000 cavalry led by the Xiongnu Shanyu. They cut 1.3W, and their own losses were less than 2,000?

What a fairy!

"Chan Yu ran away?" Dou Xian said, isn't the fight for nothing? Am I so good to kill some miscellaneous fish? I came here for Shan Yu, and I had to catch him.

Then Dou Xian had no humanity, and without paying attention to the art of war, divided two thousand troops from the main force, and asked Yan Pan to lead the troops to force Yiwu land.

This time there was no general against Dou Xian's order. Although privately I still wondered if this style of play was right, but it was reasonable to win.

Two thousand soldiers forced the land of Yiwu, that is, the later Hami, to have another fight with the Xiongnu. The Huns were severely injured and ran away.

The Battle of Heyunbei, this has already reached Outer Mongolia, and fought again. This time, Shan Yu was found and injured. Dou Xian thinks the strategy is correct, continue to chase, you can run, I will run more .

But you need to pay attention at this time, because the battle of Jiluoshan, the battle of Yiwu, and the battle of Hebei Yun have been fought continuously. These are all fighting while switching. Dou Xian has chased for more than ten thousand miles, and the straight line has exceeded five thousand miles. , but at this time Dou Xian was already on top.

I've been chasing it for so long, but I haven't caught it yet. There are all sunk costs in front of me. I must chase it to death, just do it!

At this time, only Dou Xian has the voice of the whole army, because there are three big battles, dozens of small-scale battles, and big victories every time. What kind of brains do you need? Listen to the command!

Chased all the way to Jinwei Mountain, bumped into Wang Ting...