Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Yuan Shu is even here!" Ou died of blood due to illness caused by anger.

Yuan Shu died like this, but he was not completely dead after death. He just hung in the sky, watching the chaotic Han Dynasty rushing in an unknown direction. He saw Yuan Shao, a bastard, occupying the north and possessing He had the power to swallow up the whole world, and then he was defeated by Cao Cao in Guandu. He saw Cao Cao occupying the north and subdued Jingzhou. He had the power to swallow up the whole world, and then he was defeated by Zhou Yu. He saw...

After seeing Cao Pi's death along the way, Sun Quan proclaimed himself emperor for three years before reincarnating with resentment!

Bad news, reincarnation failed.

Good news, I, Yuan Shu, have been reincarnated and imprisoned in Hulao.

"Am I alive now?" Yuan Shu looked at his young self in the bronze mirror and felt incredible. He pinched himself hard, thinking that everything before was just a dream, but then he thought about it and found it very incredible. Even this At that time, there was no theory of Huaian's dream, but Yuan Shu also had some feelings, but then he realized that it was not a dream, but a revelation.

"We must not get to that point this time. How could I, Yuan Shu, the fourth generation and third prince, not drink honey water before he died? First, set a goal and drink sugar water!" Yuan Shu said to himself angrily, and then faced Ji outside. Ling greeted, and Ji Ling quickly gave Yuan Shu a bowl full of honey water.

"Hu Lai, what's going on now?" Yuan Shu asked Ji Ling.

"We just cut off Sun Jian's food and grass." Ji Ling quickly replied.

"Fuck, hurry up and refill it for him." Yuan Shu said angrily, Ji Ling looked like a fool, but fools are fools, Ji Ling ran directly to refill Sun Jian's food and grass, without even asking the reason, his boss Yuan Shu He is such a person who changes from day to day. After following him for so many years, Ji Ling has long been used to it, and he never asks about the reasons, questions, or whether he understands what loyalty is.

"Go, call all my men." After Ji Ling gave Sun Jian more food and grass, Yuan Shu ordered Ji Ling, and soon Ji Ling summoned all his brothers.

Yuan Shu sat on the main seat, looked at the crooked melons and cracked dates under his men, and fell into deep thought. How did he fall in love with these crooked melons and cracked dates? Oh, they were all loyal, and they would never leave him even when he died. If you give up, it doesn't matter. You still have to rely on this group of people. It doesn't matter if they are strong or not. You can find them later, but loyalty or not is critical.

Although he had food and grass, Sun Jian still couldn't do it. Dong Zhuo's men were still very fierce these days.

When he turned back to challenge, Yuan Shu was of course intimidated, and then looked at a group of people giving away their lives. When Guan Yu came on the stage, Yuan Shu was almost drooling. This is a macho man, a real macho man. As a man who did not ascend to heaven until Sun Quan ascended the throne. Yuan Shu, of course, knows how fierce this tough guy is.

To give wine, you must give wine. Cao Cao uses bottles, I use tripods!

Guan Yu was dumbfounded, but when he saw Yuan Shu carrying the cauldron to see him off, he drank tons of Yuan Shu's wine when he came back, and by the way, he also had a good impression of Yuan Shu.

Naturally, the attempt to save the Emperor later failed. Sun Jian obtained the Jade Seal, but Yuan Shu had no idea about it. Yuan Shu now stayed away from the position of the Emperor and things like the Jade Seal.

There was no way. After Yuan Shu died and watched for so long, he came to the conclusion that the position of emperor is poisonous. Look at how awesome Cao Cao was before he added Jiuxi to join the King of Wei. However, he added Jiuxi and entered. After the king of Wei, he was beaten to death by Liu Bei, Hanzhong was hammered, Fan Xiang was hammered, and everyone almost moved the capital.

The previous glory was gone, and it died within a few years.

Liu Bei was the same. Before he became emperor, he was unparalleled. He stepped on Cao Cao and punched Sun Wu. He climbed all the way up. However, after he became emperor, he only had to perform a show of throwing himself on the street.

Then there was Sun Jian, who took the jade seal and beeped a few words, and died before even a year passed.

And I, who was so awesome and powerful before, ended up taking the throne on my front foot, and died without even having a drink of honey water on my back foot.

Yes, and Dong Zhuo, when he proclaimed himself emperor, he had never thought about it, no matter how hard he made it, it would be fine, but the idea that the front foot was picked out, the back foot died, this is too outrageous.

Consider again that silly boy Cao Pi, who ascended the throne when he came up. Zhu Jianping said he could live to eighty, but he died at forty. That was Zhu Jianping, and half of his life was lost.

And there are people like Sun Ce who have touched the jade seal. All of them died early. Only Sun Quan did not claim the emperor. He was a bit of a loser. He was not dead until he ascended. Therefore, the position of emperor must not be determined. Who wants to die? Who goes, damn it!

So Yuan Shu wandered around like this, and before he could get back, Sun Jian rushed to the street and died a miserable death. But this time Yuan Shu didn't trick anyone, and Sun Jian's subordinates came to Yuan Shu overnight.

I never refused in my previous life, and of course I will not refuse in this life. Besides, Sun Ce is not a bad boy, except that he is not loyal enough. But this is mainly because the position of emperor is poisonous. As long as the position of emperor is not mentioned, there is no problem!

Yuan Shu naturally returned to Yuzhou, and when he passed Yingchuan, he planned to extort some talents. He had no choice but to do so. He had so many crooked people, and nothing but loyalty was loyalty. He had no ability, so he had to find some people.

As a result, none of Yingchuan's sons gave Yuan Shu face. They either ran away, got sick, or visited friends. In short, none of them succeeded.

"My grand old Yuan family, the fourth generation and the third prince, you actually don't give me face, you are like this!" Yuan Shu was furious. I drank water and ate food, but people didn't give me anything. What was given to me was some trash fish. Where is Xun Yu? Where is Xun You? Where is Chen Qun? I am your father, and you have no filial piety at all!

There is no way, the reputation is too bad, the work is too bad, the logic of behavior is chaotic, and there is no future. Although it is not yet called a dead bone in the grave, it is almost there, so the top counselors are not willing to follow Yuan Shu. Who asked him to behave? Like garbage.

"Lord, how about I go find them." Liang Gang hinted.

"I'm afraid if you go, I will be ruined. I can't afford to offend you. I'll see if there are any other things I can do for free." Yuan Shu recognized the fact and realized that his reputation was too low, and he was not popular. Normal recruitment is hopeless, but abnormal recruitment is prone to trouble. In other words, the morals are too low and no decent people can be found.

"Liang Gang, are you loyal?" Yuan Shu asked Liang Gang.

It goes without saying that there is nothing but loyalty.

"You go to Chang'an now. When there is chaos in Chang'an, bring someone out for me." Yuan Shu said to Liang Gang with a rude look on his face.

"Promise to complete the mission." Liang Gang replied loudly, and then Liang Gang left.

For Yuan Shu, apart from his ability, Liang Gang is reliable in other aspects.

A few months later, Liang Gang came back with Jia Xu. At this time, there was no chaos in Chang'an. Yuan Shu thought this was outrageous, but Liang Gang said that he happened to meet Jia Xu on the road, so he transformed into a bandit and killed him. After snatching it back, they robbed people on the street.

Jia Xu said that he was convinced. What he hated most about planning was the bastard who had no plan at all and acted purely by chance. More importantly, this beast did not listen to him at all. After robbing him, he just Running back, he still doesn't know what happened.

"You will be my number one military advisor from now on." Yuan Shu said grandly to Jia Xu, who was completely confused. Everyone in Jia Xu was stunned. What was going on.

But people can live their lives even if they are stupid. After all, Jia Xu has low morals. As long as there are no problems in his comfort zone, he will usually not move. Although Yuan Shu is rubbish, Shouchun where Yuan Shu lives is quite good. It is safe, comfortable, and has good food and drink. All very good.

Compared to a bastard place like Chang'an, of course Shouchun is better. What's more important is that after Yuan Shu arranged for him, Jia Xu, to be the number one dog-headed military advisor, he really became the number one dog-headed military advisor. None of the useless officers under Yuan Shu's command raised objections and fully accepted his orders.

Overall, this place is good for everything but producing waste.

The problem is that for Jia Xu, a place with a lot of waste is better and safer. Jia Xu has no interest in princes. As long as it does not harm Wen He, then it is a good place.

Think about it, after Dong Zhuo collapsed, Jia Xu could follow Duan Xuan and Zhang Ji without any shame. After Zhang Ji died, he could follow Zhang Xiu without any face to talk about. You will know what this person is, Yuan Shu Your subordinates are complete trash. Just tell me whether your stay is comfortable or not.

Comfortable, of course comfortable.

Yuan Shuya didn't care about anything. After arranging Jia Xu to be a military advisor, he almost disappeared from the world. Every time he went there, he was either lying down drinking honey water or eating snacks. He was getting richer and richer. Jia Xu admired this very much. This man is really big-hearted!

Nonsense, of course he is arrogant. In Yuan Shu's opinion, if he finds an excellent dog-headed military advisor, as long as he can operate it and does not become emperor, he will definitely be more successful than in his previous life. At least there will be honey and snacks every day. There is not even honey water, and three buckets of blood vomiting is too much.

In this case, what else can be said? Of course, Jia Xu should be a dog-headed military advisor and establish an offline monarchy by himself. In this way, Jia Xu lives a very comfortable life.

In addition, Ji Ling, Liang Gang, Qiao Rui and other losers have never enjoyed the plans of top advisers. They only followed Jia Xu's command before because of pure loyalty. After enjoying it, they became more loyal and obedient, so that Jia Xu After Xu spent more than half a year in Shouchun, he felt that this was okay.

The boss above doesn't care, but his subordinates are still obedient, and Yuzhou still has a population of seven million. He can live a stable life no matter how he adjusts it. Looking around the war-torn Central Plains, Yuzhou is actually a paradise.

After realizing that he was in his comfort zone, Jia Xu gave up the struggle directly. It was impossible to change jobs. He just managed Yuzhou every day, strengthened his military equipment, and just lay down. I, Jia Wenhe, can lie down. Definitely not standing!

Booming day by day~

No way, Jia Xu is still a top adviser no matter how you say it, and he is really at the T0 level. He got Yuzhou, which was the most developed and most populous at the time. Moreover, Yuan Shu was completely offline and relied entirely on Jia Xu to run it. He no longer had the blind command in his previous life. Idiot, there is an extra top-level civil servant to promote development, and he will be damned if he can't get up.

So much so that after a year, Jia Xu not only got used to the life in Yuzhou, but even brought his son and daughter over. He had no choice but to look around and saw that it was all rubbish. The whole world was really developed in Yuzhou. , and Yuan Shu, a guy who is called non-recyclable garbage, in addition to drinking honey water and eating snacks every day, he really completely delegates his power!

Jia Xu is also convinced. He has never seen such a thorough delegation of power. He doesn't care about anything. You just make your own decisions. When it comes to mentioning it, you are Jia Wenhe. And you see that Yuzhou is also developing very well. Just do whatever you want, but if it doesn't work, I'll pour you a glass of honey water and give you half of the bed. After you drink it, you can lie down with me.

It's a shame, Jia Xu is also convinced. There's nothing you can do about a boss like this. I drank the honey water and lay down on the bed. Okay, I'll make my own fucking decision.

But I was really moved when I was moved, and I was really scolded when I called the other party a stinky idiot. However, because of Jia Xu’s comfort zone position and looking around, it seems that Yuzhou is really the best, and Yuan Shu is the most useless and least aggressive person. , who could live most comfortably under his command, Jia Xu decided to accept the reality.

"What the hell, do you want me to be King Qin?" After the rich Yuan Shu was invited out, he pointed at his nose and said, "You just have to make the decision."

"Zhang Ji is willing to surrender. Let's go to Nanyang, go up from Qingni Pass, and capture Yongliang directly." Jia Xu suggested.

"Isn't your plan finished? Why don't you just go ahead and do it? Who among these people won't listen to your command?" Yuan Shu completely let himself go. He neither wanted to be emperor nor cause trouble. He just wanted to drink honey water, but his number one The dog-headed military advisor spoke, so he had to agree.

What decentralization means is that whatever Jia Xu says is what he says. Anyway, it was proved in his previous life that all my subordinates are useless, and I am also a useless person. All I need is a big leg to help them fly.

"Okay then." Jia Xu said calmly. Although he knew it would be like this, he felt that he needed to have a good talk with Yuan Shu. There was no other way. In this rubbish Han Dynasty, Yuan Shu was the only one who stayed under his command. , there is no place where I can change jobs even if I want to.

On the one hand, it is a development issue, but this aspect is not important. Even if you change jobs to work as Jia Xu, it will not be uncomfortable. But how to solve the safety problem? Looking around the princes, damn, they are not as good as Yuan Shu's subordinates. Those rubbish are not suspicious. , it is about to end, Yuan Shu is actually the best choice.

So Jia Xu had to work hard even if he didn't want to. Yuan Shu would be too strong if he didn't mess around with his strength.

Once you enter Yongliang and help the Han Dynasty, even if you serve the emperor, you will be holding the emperor hostage in the eyes of others. But in this way, you will have to consider Yuan Shu's attitude in the next stage.

"What. You said that I entered Yongliang just to hold the emperor hostage?" Yuan Shu was shocked, "Fuck, am I that kind of person? What are you talking about, am I worthy? The emperor of Han is the emperor, you know your mother! "

How could Yuan Shu, who knew how those who usurped the throne die, accept, refuse, firmly refuse!

Jia Xu could feel the true meaning of Yuan Shu's words, and he didn't think there was any problem. In his opinion, Yuan Shu was trash, but this trash could really be Duke Huan of Qi, and he was 80% likely to be Guan Zhong, and sometimes Jia Xu even I was thinking, Duke Huan of Qi would be like this. Guan Zhong actually had no choice.

Okay, go to Yongliang, and conquer the world. If you don't have a choice, you have no choice. Anyway, look around, except for garbage, it's all garbage.

There is no way, it's not that Jia Xu has a high vision, but that at this time, for Yuan Shu, who has not messed around and is almost offline, other forces are all trash. The only reliable Yuan Shao, what can I say? Recently, Jia Xu also believes in the legitimate concubine. God taught.

Absolutely amazing, I actually wrote the first part of the extra chapter. Thanks to Highway for helping me sign up.