Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 6593: Extra: Mutual Rescue of Trash

"I warned you before not to mess with time at will, it's over now!" Chen Xi looked at the intersection that appeared on a certain time line and said with a bit of despair.

"It's not desperate yet. According to my observation, one of the places where the time rays intersect is from the late Northern Song Dynasty to the early Southern Song Dynasty. We can concentrate all the time branches on Zhao Gou. This way, there is no accident. Based on the Song Dynasty It is impossible to be rubbish anymore. After all, you can win with a dog. Even if you are temporarily possessed, it cannot be worse." Nan Hua said with great confidence, "Although there have been many kings of subjugation in China for thousands of years, this one is not the only one. Definitely the top three with the worst senses!”

Chen Xi looked at Nanhua speechlessly, when did you become like this? Shouldn't it be Zixu who was so outrageous before? What, you are also infected, turning into an immortal is a brain-damaging thing?

"Woof woof woof!" Heng Heng probably understood what Nan Hua said and shouted with a bit of anger. That guy actually competed with a dog. This was an insult to the dog.

"Look at my time rays shrinking!" Nan Hua unleashed his power with great confidence, and then when the two time rays intersected, he locked all the possible intersections on Gou Zhao, ensuring that even if there is an unexpected time travel, It’s just time travel to Gou Zhao!

The two long rivers of time passed by each other, and the intersection was naturally affected, but it didn't matter, even if it was crossed, the senses Gouzhao brought to people could not be any worse.

"Why don't you speak?" Chen Xi looked at Nan Hua who fell into silence and asked, "Your sudden silence makes me a little scared. Please speak!"

"Good news, the only person who has been transported through this timeline is Gou Zhao." Nanhua was silent for a while and said with a somewhat awkward but polite smile.

"Although I don't know what the bad news is, Gouzhao is already bad enough. Even if he is exposed, his reputation cannot be worse." Chen Xi let out a long sigh of relief. Although the situation is bad, it doesn't look like it is a bad one. Deadly, nothing could be worse than Zhao Gou changing the dog. Relying on the loyal people in the court, he can win without any manipulation. After all, Yue Fei has proved that no one in his generation can beat him, as long as the network cable is not pulled out.

"The bad news is that the consciousness of the possessed dog Zhao is Zhu Mingmen." Nanhua no longer wants to comment on this outrageous probability event. It's outrageous, it's too outrageous!

"What?" Chen Xi's voice rose an octave. He didn't want to communicate with humans, he just wanted to die silently. Among the hundreds of emperors in China from ancient times to the present, although there are a lot of rubbish and anthropomorphic things, But if you want to choose a famous one or two from these rubbish, it must be these two.

Although there is no shortage of emperors from separatist forces who are more rubbish than these two, and there are even some beastly dynasties, crazy emperors, and the like, and there are even worse things, but those guys are generally not disgusting when they lie in the garbage heap of history. , but these two are really toad jumping on the feet, disgusting.

"Can it still be like this?" Chen Xi was numb. He looked at the two mirrored lights and shadows that had been differentiated by Nan Hua's operation and collapsed. What kind of timeline is this, what kind of fairy-like operation.

"What should we do? Now that the two rivers of time have separated, it will take some time for us to guide them together again." Nan Hua felt deeply that he had caused a big disaster.

"That's it for now, let's eat something to calm down the shock." Chen Xi was silent for a while, then pulled a small bench from the side and said calmly, "I can't help but feel sick again. It won't get worse. Let them go. Well, let’s just wait for the rivers of time to converge naturally.”

Zhu Mingmen woke up from his sleep and looked a little strange at the slightly changed palace utensils around him, but he didn't care. He stood up and asked the eunuch to change clothes, preparing to carry out his personal expedition plan. However, he found that the eunuch who came to serve him was not Wang Zhen. , couldn't help but look gloomy.

Zhu Mingmen had never been an emperor who kept his emotions secret. He was only in his early twenties, and he had never suffered any blows at all.

"Where is Wang Banban!" Zhu Mingmen said coldly. When the eunuch serving on the side heard Zhu Mingmen's cold words, he immediately knelt down and apologized.

Zhu Mingmen couldn't help but be stunned, and it was only at this time that he discovered that he in the bronze mirror had changed a lot from his previous appearance. After noticing this, Zhu Mingmen heard another voice in his mind. , that’s Zhao Gou’s voice.

Zhao Gou woke up from Zhu Mingmen earlier, but compared to Zhu Mingmen who had not been hit, Zhao Gou, who had experienced a lot of things, was obviously more cautious. Although he did not understand what happened, he was sure that he was still the emperor. He He carefully collected information.

"Boy, can you hear my voice?" Zhao Gou sat on the dragon chair and communicated with Zhu Mingmen in his mind.

"Who are you?" Zhu Mingmen was surprised at first, and then said with a bit of anger.

"I am Zhao Gou, the Emperor of the Song Dynasty!" Zhao Gou did not hide anything and directly informed Zhu Mingmen of his identity.

"Emperor? You call yourself the emperor in front of me!" Zhu Jingmen was furious. Before he even realized what was going on, a series of things such as the king not seeing the king and the day without a second day had already entered his mind.

"Look carefully at the things left over there. I am the Emperor of the Song Dynasty before the Ming Dynasty." Zhao Gou said coldly. Time passed faster on his side, which was enough for him to consult a large amount of information to determine what happened. Although I don’t know whether it was Zhuang Zhou Mengdie or the Tiangang magic that brought him back to heaven, he did come to the dynasty hundreds of years after himself, but the good thing is that he is still the emperor.

Although Zhu Mingmen is young and vigorous, some facts cannot be changed, especially the fact that he and Zhao Gou are cross-talkers, so under Zhao Gou's guidance, Zhu Mingmen quickly understood his situation.

"Hmph, you are really a waste, and you were actually suppressed by Qin Hui." After Zhu Mingmen confirmed the identity of his body under the guidance of Zhao Gou, he mocked him first. As for changing his body, only Jiangshan was left. Half or something is nothing to the young, energetic and courageous Zhu Mingmen.

"Qin Hui has the Jin Dynasty behind him, so I have to obey." Zhao Gou was somewhat helpless. It wasn't that he didn't want to, but that he didn't dare to gamble. Besides, he didn't gamble at all. If he just lay down like this, he would still have at least half of the country, even if he was right. The Jin is a vassal, and with the natural danger of the Yangtze River, he can send An Yiyu to enjoy the prosperity of the south of the Yangtze River. If he fights against the Jin, he may win, but if he loses, he will lose everything!

"Trash, let's see how I do it!" Zhu Mingmen taunted Zhao Gou in his mind with great courage, "See how I can drive you away from the northern captives. Even if you don't know how to fight against Prince Wu Shengyue, I will conquer it myself!"

"Damn it, I can't do anything except conquest by myself. When I wake up here, the eunuch under you asked me if I want to continue the conquest by myself. Conscripting by yourself is a piece of shit. You're doing it in person because you are mentally ill. You don't know what responsibility is. !" Zhao Gou was furious, "In short, I have rejected the personal expedition and put the man named Wang in jail. Do you know what that guy did in private?"

"Don't you fucking want to surrender to Can Yuan? If you dare to do this, I won't be able to forgive you even if you die. My ancestor started a bowl and tried his best to drive away the northern captives. The emperor guarded the country. How dare you? I will die with you when I surrender to Can Yuan!" Zhu Mingmen, who had not been beaten yet but was so brave that he attacked first when he heard about it, was not afraid. He was also excited when he heard that Zhao Gou had taken over his throne and took the throne first. Zhen's operation reminded me of how Yue Fei died, and he immediately became furious!

Zhu Mingmen, who was still young and vigorous and had not been severely beaten by reality, almost blew himself up on the spot when he thought that Zhao Gou was going to surrender to Bei Yuan in front of his own face. If I don't, I will blow up with you directly.

"What do you think I am?" Zhao Gou said dissatisfied.

"You think I don't know what the hell you did? Go read the history of the Song Dynasty and see how Prince Yue died. You are really fucking rubbish, fuck you!" Zhu Jingmen scolded Zhao Gou angrily.

"Anyway, I won't be going to fight in person, but your army of 500,000 has already gathered. The Ministry of Revenue has also prepared food and grass. Your nobles are eager to take the lead. I am not familiar with the situation and don't want to go to the battlefield, so I ordered Zhang Fu. Lead troops. "Zhao Gou is very timid in this regard. Of course he will not go to the expedition himself, even if he can't call him. Even though Ming's army of 500,000 is indeed quite elite, Zhao Gou firmly refused.

This behavior made the six ministers very satisfied. From the beginning, they did not want Zhu Mingmen to personally conquer. On the one hand, it was dangerous, and on the other hand, at what level, we, the emperor of tomorrow, were worthy of letting the British emperor go to the army in person. Going to Liting to scan holes is considered a very honorable thing. I really think Bei Yuan has been resurrected. What kind of bullshit!

"It's over. You have ruined my martial arts. Zhang Fu is a famous general in the world. The person who followed Grandpa Jingnan. Although he is far inferior to Prince Yue, he is not in the Jin Dynasty at all!" Zhu Jingmen said desperately, Although he felt that Zhang Fu was not as good as him, Zhang Fu's actual combat skills were proven. He was a battlefield veteran in his seventies, and he brought with him 500,000 elite soldiers from the Ming Dynasty, so he could be carried away first.

"No matter what you say, I won't go. And aren't you bragging very well? Well, I'll help you stabilize the court in the Ming Dynasty. To be honest, the partisanship in your court is a bit too much. I'll help you. "Hold on, help me deal with Qin Hui," Zhao Gou said nonchalantly. All he wanted was to survive, even if he lived in a corner, not to mention that the Ming Dynasty was now at its peak. Zhao Gou didn't want to go back at all. As for the party struggle, Zhao Gou's party fighting methods are top-notch.

You can say that Zhao Gou's behavior of trapping Yue Fei is rubbish, and that he bows down in a corner is rubbish among rubbish, but when it comes to party struggle and making money, Zhao Gou ranks high among emperors.

Therefore, after realizing the true situation of the Ming Dynasty, Zhao Gou felt that he was invincible. I was invincible in the party fights and I could make money myself. As for the Southern Song Dynasty, I threw it away. I will do whatever I want and become the emperor in the Ming Dynasty. Not happy? Do you think I like to serve as a vassal to the Kingdom of Jin and tremble when I see Qin Hui? Are you kidding me, I want to have fun too!

In short, if you don’t conscript yourself, you will definitely not do it, stay in Beijing obediently, fight against stupid bureaucrats under the protection of the Beijing camp, and then make money, live to eighty, and become the emperor who has been waiting for the longest time is success. This imperial power is comparable to theirs The small imperial court in a corner is much more stable.

"Trash!" Zhu Jingmen yelled and vented his anger before calming down. It seemed that compared to the Ming Dynasty, which was at its peak, the Southern Song Dynasty was more suitable for his "talents and strategies". Compared with fighting a useless bastard who didn't know who the Northern Yuan Dynasty was, he calmed down. First, kill the Jin Dynasty and destroy the Meng Yuan from the roots. Isn't this better than the ancestors driving away the northern captives with a bowl at the beginning?

"Anyway, we can't change now. You can do whatever you want with me." Zhao Gou said so. Anyway, the environment in the Ming Dynasty is too good. It's so good that it's flying. This is the life of an emperor. The stupid six ministers actually want to debate with me. I will kill them directly!

"Humph, wait and see what I do. Qin Hui, right? What kind of garbage is that? I will kill him tomorrow!" Zhu Jiaomen replied bravely. Although he was very unhappy with Zhao Gou, things have come to this point. Compared with the grand occasion of the Ming Dynasty, it is the real great cause to work with Yue Wangye to fight the Jin Dynasty here!

"Ah? Kill him tomorrow?" Zhao Gou's somewhat frightened voice appeared in Zhu Jiaomen's mind.

"By the way, I debated with the six ministries, caught the weakness of the Minister of War, and put him in jail. I estimate that in half a year, the six ministries will have to be replaced." Zhao Gou was frightened for a moment and remembered that he was no longer in the Song Dynasty, so he immediately changed the subject.

"You can change as you like. There are enough Jinshi in the imperial court for you to change." Zhu Jiaomen said indifferently. He was not very satisfied with the six ministers. Wang Zhen's greatest significance to him was to fight with the six ministers. Now Zhao Gou said that he killed a minister by debating scriptures. Zhu Jiaomen just wanted to applaud.

"Oh, then I will find someone to promote later, a person of low rank, this Yu Qian, who looks very capable and has been promoted. This must be up to me?" Zhao Gou was happily preparing to continue to fight with the civil officials. The cards in the Ming Dynasty were simply too good to be true, except that the money was a little less, but it didn't matter, it was not a problem.

"It's up to you, it's not important." Zhu Jiaomen said coldly, "Tomorrow I will show you how to kill Qin Hui."

The next day, Zhu Jiaomen went to court with a sword, and even copied two axes into his clothes. As for the dagger that Zhao Gou had always carried with him to defend against Qin Hui, Zhu Jiaomen threw it away directly. I am the emperor, and I still need such things, just do it!

After the court session, Qin Hui talked about capitulationism as before, which Zhu Jiaomen found very boring. However, it was only the seventh year of Shaoxing. Although Qin Hui was nominally the sole prime minister, he had not completely eliminated those opponents. For example, Zhao Ding and Li Gang, who were still strong, could still hold on. Yue Fei in front of him was still winning battles again and again, and had not yet shown any signs of decline.

This situation was naturally not difficult for Zhu Jiaomen. He walked down from the steps, walked to the side of Qin Hui, raised his hand and struck with a sword, then took out an axe and struck him twice, killing him directly, and then pulled the axe off the head of Qin Hui, who was dying with his eyes open, and killed Wanqi Xie with three or four strikes.

What's so hard about killing? Even if he is not a name, and walks with a sword, the person who dares to kill the emperor in the court has not been born yet. Sima Zhao was so wild, but he dared to kill the emperor on the road at most. Gao Cheng was the ancestor of the beast dynasty, and he could only punch the emperor three times at most. What kind of rubbish is Qin Hui, and he dared to kill the emperor in the court? You are proud, right? All the court officials are dead, right?

I will blow his head with an axe and solve all the problems directly. What a big uproar, I will kill the surrender faction with an axe in front of the ministers in the court. I don't know who dares to surrender!

Brave? Super brave!

Zhu Jiaomen's bravery before he was hit is simply indescribable! He was a ruthless person who could say that he would personally lead the emperor's six divisions to attack the enemy when he was held by Xuanzong. He was a person who was very brave when he was young. Although this kind of bravery has no ability to support it, you can tell me whether it is brave or not.

"Li Gang, draft an imperial edict. I will concentrate the world's resources and personally lead the army to join Yue Fei to destroy the Jin Dynasty!" Jiaomen, who looked like Zhao Gou, gave a very tough order. Conquer the Jin Dynasty and recover the homeland? Fuck it, I will destroy the Jin Dynasty directly. There is no two suns in the sky. What a waste of the Jin Dynasty. The fucking Prince Yue is invincible. I fucking want to fight the Northern Expedition with Prince Yue!

Such a passionate thing made Jiaomen so happy. At this moment, Jiaomen clearly realized that compared with the already invincible combat power of the Ming Dynasty, it was the Song Dynasty that could better demonstrate his bravery and ability. Fighting, cool! Destroying the country, powerful! Slaughtering the northern barbarians, hegemony!

Jiaomen was really brave. Of course, this kind of bravery was completely broken after the failure and became a waste. After that, he competed with the dog Zhao for the last and second to last place.