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"Hey! Is it okay?" Zhang Kong looked at Xu Hao and asked seriously, "Seriously, if you're injured anywhere, just tell me and I'll take you to the hospital for a checkup! Don't worry about the spiritual stone, I'll pay the bill!"

"Hehe! Thanks, there's really no need to worry. I'm much better now. I'm just overtired. I'll be fine after just two days of rest!" Xu Hao thanked Zhang Kong and had no intention of bothering Zhang Kong.

When Zhang Kong heard Xu Hao's answer, he looked away for two seconds and stopped trying to persuade him.

"Martial practitioners can still be overtired? Are you kidding me?" Wang Yu said, using his feet to push the small round table with rolling legs in the corner to the open space in the middle, and then put the cold dishes on the table, "Liu Ming, you

Why are you still standing there? Why don't you bring the wine quickly?" Wang Yu then set up the bench.

"That's not necessarily true. Didn't you see that your smelly socks and the clothes that haven't been washed in those days are all gone?" Tan Tan was the first to see the "abnormality" of the dormitory. It was frighteningly clean. Needless to say, most of it was

Xu Hao cleaned up, "Xu Hao has cleaned the entire dormitory, and he still doesn't allow people to complain about being tired?"

Wang Yu looked around and realized that his bed had never been so clean before. He looked at Xu Hao and smiled, "Well, Haozi, thank you, thank you! Haha!"

"It's not in vain that I informed the brothers to buy you some food and wine to replenish your health."

"Haha... It's just a little effort. Anyway, I am idle, so I took advantage of the situation and took care of everyone." Xu Hao smiled awkwardly.

"You old man, can you speak?" Zhang Kong asked, stood up and sat down on the stool next to the table, "You still need to recuperate? It's not like confinement! You only have the emotional intelligence and eloquence of your level.

Girls are the weird ones!”

"You guy!" Wang Yu tilted his head and stared at Zhang Kong beside him, "Don't think that because you are the son of the Zhang family, I won't dare to beat you. You are eloquent and have high emotional intelligence. If you have the ability, I will be available someday.

Teach me two tricks and I'll see if they work."

"Xu Hao, do you need me to check your pulse? Maybe it's just a simple physical weakness. Just use spiritual power to stimulate a few acupuncture points." Guo Zhixia sat beside his bed and asked Xu Hao, "I happened to be with the Taoist Temple

My teacher and father have learned a few "spiritual power acupuncture" healing techniques, I can give you a try."

"No, no!" Xu Hao shook his head like a rattle. He was pretending to be sick in order to stay in the dormitory so that the powerful teachers outside would not discover Fengchuan's existence. It was impossible to go to the hospital, let alone

It was impossible for Guo Zhixia to treat herself.

"You don't believe me, right?" Guo Zhixia asked doubtfully, "I promise as a Taoist priest that I will never kill anyone."

"Haha..." Xu Hao laughed awkwardly, not knowing how to answer this.

"Lao Xia, it's not that Brother Hao doesn't believe you, why can't he even go to the hospital?" Liu Ming said with a smile, putting a few bottles of beer on the table, "He's not sick at all, he just skipped classes. The last few days

It’s just a matter of chance.”

"Liu Ming! Your uncle! This is not how you sell your teammates, right? Stab in the back!" Xu Hao glared at Liu Ming. Liu Ming shrank his neck slightly, smiled, and said no more.

"Strutting class! That's awesome! I like it! This is what a passionate man should do! What's more, we don't have to learn, I'm just a reckless person! Fighting theory and other things have to be taught in class, and I listen and listen.

I don’t understand, what’s the difference between talking on paper? It’s better to do practice to be free and easy. Today I listened to the book of heaven for another day. If the class hadn’t ended in time, I would still be standing in the third period! If you ask me, go up and have a fight.

I understood everything when I was there! It’s convenient and trouble-free.” Wang Yu stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth, “I really don’t know what these teachers have in their heads. They chatter like monks chanting sutras all day long.

.Well done, Xu Hao, I support you, buddy!"

Wang Yu used this energy to pour out all the "bitter water" in his belly, and gave Xu Hao an admiring look and a thumbs up. If any teacher in Wang Yu's territory dared to be so noisy, he would have given up his job long ago.

However, no matter how arrogant Wang Yu was at God of God College, he would not dare to make a mistake here, especially in front of a teacher with a very high force value. No matter how boring he was, he could only endure it and be punished by being picked up by the teacher at the door of the classroom.

Being a "guardian", what if the teacher before dared to embarrass himself like this? It's different now. No matter how unhappy he is, Wang Yu can only hold it in and stand guard. This should be the so-called "higher the way, higher the devil"

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"Also, Lao Xia, to be honest, I don't really believe in your "acupuncture and acupuncture" method. You still say physical deficiency? It's better to just say kidney deficiency. Maybe Xu Hao can pay more attention to it."

Xu Hao didn't say anything, but just gave a fake smile. This guy really belongs to... his grandma! Guo Zhixia also sat quietly on his bed and did not argue with Wang Yu, a big boss, because Guo Zhixia knew whether this was true or not.

With his eyes closed and his mouth squirming slightly, you can tell at a glance that this guy is talking nonsense again.

"Brother Hao, come and sit down too!" Everything was ready, Liu Ming also sat down and waved to Xu Hao.

Xu Hao also sat down and saw Guo Zhixia still sitting cross-legged on his bed, closing his eyes and chanting sutras.

"Lao Xia! Why are you still meditating there? Even if you are the founder of Taoism, you still need to eat to fill your stomach, right? Besides, you are just a little monk with a mortal body!" After hearing Xu Hao's words, Guo Zhixia became motivated, but

Soon he was caught by his own concentration, but when Xu Hao saw Guo Zhixia, he was motivated. Why is this kid pretending to be here with me?

"Lao Xia, you should act when the brothers ask you! Don't you even give me this face?" Xu Hao wanted to get up and pull Guo Zhixia, "The vegetarian brother who bought it specially for you!"

"Haozi, please don't worry about Lao Xia. He is like this. If he doesn't wait for their Tao ancestors to finish their meals, this guy will never eat." Wang Yu picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth.

He glanced at Guo Zhixia angrily, "Besides, we have a table of meat dishes here and only two vegetarian dishes. Most of the time, this little Taoist priest wouldn't even dare to look at them. He can only recite "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord" in a formal way. I really don't know why.

I thought, how can people not eat meat? Protein."

Before Xu Hao could stand up straight, Guo Zhixia had already gotten out of bed and put on her black cloth shoes and walked up. This surprised Wang Yu more or less, but if you think about it carefully, Guo Zhixia, a sultry little Taoist priest, was the same as Xu Hao in the entire dormitory.

He has the best relationship, and it makes sense to give Xu Hao some face.

"Let me tell you, I am not meditating, but reciting Taoism's treasure "Tao Te Ching" every day." Guo Zhixia walked up and saw the table full of meat dishes. He narrowed his eyelids slightly at first, showing disgust that could not be concealed, but hesitated for a moment.

Hui Guo Zhixia still sat at the table, but he didn't move his chopsticks for a long time.

"Look at you, aren't you here? Brothers are all eating here, so it doesn't make sense if you are the only one missing, right?" Xu Hao said, pushing two plates of vegetarian dishes in front of Guo Zhixia, "Don't you Taoists advocate

"Do nothing" and "accommodate the nature of things" without interfering?"

"We all eat. This is the meaning of Tao. As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for the people." Xu Hao continued to casually put on the table two sentences about Taoist understanding that he glanced from the book. "This is also the meaning of Tao, so

You must obey us and eat together."

Guo Zhixia was stunned for a moment after hearing Xu Hao's words. To be honest, she felt that what Xu Hao said was quite right, and she was no longer so conflicted.

Wang Yu curled his lips and looked at Xu Hao. I really don’t know where Xu Hao learned this half-way of Taoist French. It seemed that he really frightened Guo Zhixia, a serious Taoist priest. Wang Yu couldn’t help but think of this.

He snorted and laughed, but stopped after half a second. He was really like Xu Hao, awesome.

"Of course, as your good brothers, we will naturally not let you break the habit. If you don't eat meat, you won't eat meat. Didn't we buy you two plates of vegetarian food and a plate of peanuts? The main reason is to be together.

Lively." Xu Hao said with a smile, and his dominant hand actually placed a wine glass in front of Guo Zhixia...

Everyone was stunned when they saw this move, including Xu Hao himself, who was a little confused. What happened to him? Are you used to pouring wine or something? Pour wine for Guo Zhixia? Don't be ridiculous.

"Look at my brain! I'm used to pouring wine for my brothers, it's easy, it's easy!" Xu Hao smiled apologetically and was about to take away the wine glass placed in front of Guo Zhixia, "Tao people can't drink!"

Xu Hao's hand was held down by Guo Zhixia as soon as he put it on the wine glass. Everyone was confused by this scene and didn't know what Guo Zhixia meant.

It was Wang Yu who was the most cheerful and spoke first, "Haha! Lao Xia, don't you never drink alcohol or eat meat? It's a Taoist taboo! What's wrong with you today?" Wang Yu glanced at Guo Zhixia and held down the wine glass.

hand, "Are you enlightened today?"

"Eating meat is a must! Eating meat and drinking blood is like killing, a Taoist taboo!" Guo Zhixia said with a serious expression, "But..."

Guo Zhixia hesitated to speak, and turned his eyes slightly to look at the wine bottle in Xu Hao's hand. Everyone knew very well that this little Taoist priest probably wanted to taste it but was afraid of violating Taoist principles. He had grown up in the Taoist temple since he was a child.

For the elder Guo Zhixia, this is a kind of shackles. He doesn’t know what happened today. This guy seems to want to drink. Could it be that Xu Hao’s casual words made him feel heartbroken?

Has his mouth been opened? Or did he inherit Naruto's mouth shield technique? No wonder it can be called a mouth shield, killing people invisible.

And everyone knows one thing well. The reason why Guo Zhixia hesitates is to find a reason in his heart. To put it bluntly, it is to comfort himself, at least so that his Taoist master will not find out and blame himself, at least to get through it.

This is a hurdle in my mind. But looking at Guo Zhixia like this, he was stunned like a wooden stake and couldn't hold back a sentence for a long time. It must be that he still hasn't found the reason.

Zhang Kong glanced at Xu Hao, raised his brows, and asked Xu Hao to help him think of a solution. It was not an option to continue like this. Xu Hao understood immediately when he saw Zhang Kong's eyes.

His eyes lit up, and an idea flashed through his mind. He coughed twice, "Ahem... Lao Xia, if you want to drink, just drink a little. It'll be okay. Your Taoist master won't say anything about you."

Yes, I promise!”

"Seriously?" Guo Zhixia looked at Xu Hao, his eyes filled with doubts.

Wang Yu ate up the two chicken drumsticks on the side, silently opened a bottle of beer, and poured it into his mouth, making a slurping sound.

Drinking beer is so stained, doesn't it taste good if you drink it straight away? Hesitantly, it is more girly than girly, not to mention that this is not just a few bottles of beer, isn't it just like plain water? As for this?

If it were anyone else, Wang Yu would either slam the table and leave, or directly drink the wine from the bottle. He could only watch Xu Hao in the mood of watching a show to make Guo Zhixia drink this drink. This is a test of eloquence.

It's time.

"Of course, I guarantee that your master will not blame you when he finds out."

Xu Hao said with great pride in his heart. Unless your Taoist master is proficient in the art of divination, it would be strange for him to know what happened today. Even if he is proficient in the art of divination, so what? There is no way he will be free enough to calculate today.

Does your apprentice drink?

Then forget it about such a master...

"Isn't there an eminent monk in Buddhism? Isn't his saying, "Food and wine go through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart" is very insightful?" Xu Hao added, "Don't I know about the three thousand great ways in the world? You are the only one who lives.

After a few years, I don’t know that you Taoists also have similar essence sentences, don’t you think so?”

"Pfft..." Xu Hao's words almost made Wang Yu laugh out of the beer he had just poured into his mouth. Fortunately, in the past, Wang Yu acted like an unsmiling big brother in front of his juniors and followers, so he quickly stopped.

He actually deceived this stoic person into a daze. Looking at Guo Zhixia's innocent and thoughtful face, everyone present knew that Guo Zhixia was trapped... but no one

People are willing to remind people because this situation is something everyone wants to see.

Xu Hao said, but he kept thinking in his heart, "Amitabha, Infinite Heavenly Lord, don't care about me, a junior like me."

"Tell me, is the monk who said this a high-level monk?" Xu Hao continued to deceive him despite his conscience, even though his heart was already condemning his unscrupulous behavior with a hammer, deceiving a person who was not experienced in the world.

However, Xu Hao endured the "pain". After saying this, he only saw Guo Zhixia looking up and nodding seriously, "Look, look! What I said is right!"

"Since you think what I said is right, what are you waiting for?" Xu Hao gradually lowered his voice and signaled to the brother next to him. Tan Tan looked at everyone and slowly moved Guo Zhixia's hand away from the wine glass.

, Xu Hao didn't stop at this time, "Besides, we're not going to drink all of it, we're going to drink half of it. As you said, eating meat is like killing, so fine, we won't eat it, and we'll just taste the taste of the wine."

What...the food is always fine, right?"

Guo Zhixia was tricked by Xu Hao and Tan Tan took the cup away without any resistance. Seeing this, Xu Hao immediately became energetic and said, "Come on, come on! Pour a little and taste it first!"

Xu Hao, who was holding an ordinary glass with a middle finger height, was filled with half of the beer. Everyone else looked like they were watching the show.

Guo Zhixia slowly picked up the wine glass, with a look like a child full of curiosity about what was in his eyes. He sniffed it first, and then slowly took a sip at the corner of his mouth. His expression looked good.

"Lao Xia, you don't drink like this!" Wang Yu said, "This is your first time drinking, so you have to take a sip to ask for good luck!"

Guo Zhixia hesitated for half a second, but without any doubt, she went straight in.

"Cough cough cough!!!" Guo Zhixia didn't react for a while. In addition, it was his first time to drink alcohol and he was a little uncomfortable. He coughed a few times after swallowing it suddenly.

Then Guo Zhixia poked two acupuncture points on her body with her index and middle fingers, and her coughing stopped immediately.

Xu Hao was a little surprised, and Guo Zhixia still had some research on the acupuncture points of the body.

"Haha! Refreshing, refreshing!" Wang Yu walked over and picked up the wine bottle, "What do you mean by this? It's hard to drink once, you have to enjoy it and do it with all your heart! Why use a cup? Just use your mouth!"

"Brother Hao..." Liu Ming looked very worried and whispered, "Is this really okay?" As he spoke, he also moved his eyes to Guo Zhixia, and he became more and more worried. After all, this little Taoist priest is the third

Once you drink alcohol, who knows what will happen after drinking...

Listening to Liu Ming's worries, Xu Hao's heart gradually started to rise. I don't know what happened, but he actually thought of Xiao Li at this time. Is this all his mother's prediction?

"Wang Yu, it's almost done!" Xu Hao began to discourage him.

"Okay, okay, it's ready..." Wang Yu said and pointed at Guo Zhixia. Xu Hao looked at it, what a guy, he drank a bottle of beer in one gulp.

Xu Hao saw Guo Zhixia lowering his head and saying nothing, and suddenly felt bad in his heart.

"Who...are you guys?!" When Guo Zhixia looked up again, her face was as red as a soldering iron, and her eyes were blurred and blurred. It was obvious that the prediction in Xu Hao's heart came true. Guo Zhixia was drunk and seemed to be still alive.

He was quite drunk, and everyone could tell that this guy was going to go crazy drinking...

Everyone stood up and backed away unconsciously... because they felt that the aura on Guo Zhixia was different.

"Liu Ming! Go and close the door quickly! Guard the door!" Xu Hao seemed to be able to imagine what would happen next, and told Liu Ming, "Never let Guo Zhixia go out!"

Guo Zhixia stood up slowly, "Xiaodao asked who you are? If you don't say anything, don't blame me for taking action! Why are you here!"

With a drunken tone, he touched the table with one hand. With a burst of inner energy, the whole table flew towards Wang Yu. Fortunately, he had been prepared. Wang Yu released his spiritual power and grabbed the edge of the table with one hand, and the solid wood table fell.

Cracks appear.

Oil stains from food and wine were scattered all over the sky, and the room that Xu Hao had cleaned instantly returned to before liberation. The difference was that it exuded bursts of fragrant aroma. Xu Hao shook his head helplessly. It was a relief that something bad had happened.

Tan Tan was not good at fighting martial arts practitioners and quickly retreated to a corner. Zhang Kong, perhaps because of his status, chose to step back and "watch the battle" coldly.