Naruto: Big Foodie
Chapter 21: Teach Naruto to pick up girls
When the darkness receded like a tide, Yang Ming gradually woke up from his coma.
In Yang Ming's ear, at this moment, the system's voice kept echoing.
"The anti-virus function is activated and is eliminating toxins from the host."
"The elimination progress is 20%... 100%, the elimination is complete."
Yang Ming touched his still a little dizzy head, and the memory before he fell asleep suddenly emerged.
Yang Ming was suddenly startled: "Where's the thief!"
Ignoring the weakness of his body, Yang Ming abruptly stood up, but saw a short figure lying in front of him, and Fatty was always beside him guarding like a door god.
At this time, the blood flowing from the thief had solidified and darkened, indicating that a long time had passed.
Yang Ming didn't dare to be careless, and ordered the fat man to walk over to check on the other party.
After all, what happened today seems a little too weird, it's always good to be careful.
The chubby puppet faithfully listened to the order, and turned the thief's body over to reveal his body.
But when he saw the thief's appearance, Yang Ming's scalp felt numb and his entire stomach twitched.
The picture he saw was really disgusting!
The thief's face alone revealed countless dark holes like a honeycomb. From inside, you could see small insects as thick as rice grains squirming.
Not to mention a patient with intensive phobia, even a normal person like Yang Ming couldn't see it, so he retched directly.
Yang Ming had no choice but to turn to the system: "System, what do you think of this corpse?"
"Unknown organisms containing trace amounts of chakra were detected, and the system can be used for research instead."
The system said solemnly and earnestly.
"Then hurry up!"
Yang Ming really didn't want to see this corpse for a moment!
As soon as the voice came, a beam of light shot out from Yang Ming's body and shone on the corpse.
As if by magic, the entire corpse, along with the bugs in it, suddenly disappeared like the human world evaporated, and even the dried blood on the ground disappeared, as if they didn't exist in the first place.
"Host, the materials you provided are of great research value, and I will send you Lao Ganma's hot sauce. Please check it out at the store."
The system said solemnly and earnestly.
"Old godmother?" Yang Ming's eyes flashed with a thoughtful look, and said, "System, what's going on?"
"It is detected that the host level is too low, and I have no right to know for the time being."
The system said solemnly and earnestly.
The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched slightly and said, "Then you have to introduce this Lao Ganma Hot Sauce, right?"
"Laoganma's hot sauce has been carefully brewed with traditional craftsmanship. It has the characteristics of elegance and delicacy, outstanding spicyness and long aftertaste. It is a must-have at home and a good gift for relatives and friends."
The system said solemnly and earnestly.
After listening to the system's explanation, Yang Ming felt a little greedy.
Moreover, Yang Ming was very curious whether this Laoganma hot sauce was similar to the brand in his previous life on Earth.
Or, simply the same product?
If this is the case, then, what kind of connection will the system have with the earth, and will it be the reason why Yang Ming travels to the Naruto world?
With all kinds of thoughts in mind, Yang Ming didn't want to stay at home for a moment, so he hurried to the small shop after eating.
At this time, it was already the second day, and the sky was bright.
Today is an important day for the class assignment of the ninja school. Naruto left with joy, but came out in a low mood.
Naruto was walking on the street with his hands in his trouser pockets, his small head lowered, and "I'm very upset" written on his face.
"Che, what's so amazing about that Sasuke, isn't it because he's rather sluggish!"
"Why does Xiao Ying keep looking at that little white face, but she refuses to look at me more, it's really annoying!"
"And, the most damning thing is that that **** Sasuke actually took my first kiss. I, Naruto Uzumaki, will never let you go, just wait and see!"
When Naruto thought about what happened this morning, his heart was full of anger.
Especially, he was assigned to the same class with that nasty guy Sasuke!
This is simply a nightmare!
"Since that's the case, why don't you ask the big brother to see if he can help me?"
Suddenly, such a thought flashed in Naruto's mind.
Think of it and do it!
Naruto has always acted resolutely, regardless of whether it is 3721 or 21, he quickly turned around and flew all the way to Yang Ming's small shop.
Not long after Yang Ming opened the store, he saw Naruto rushing in, the sweat dripping from his face sticking to the dust, and he looked a little embarrassed.
Yang Ming said strangely, "Naruto, are you coming to dinner today?"
Naruto's mouth twitched, shaking his head vigorously like a wave, and said, "No!"
"Brother, I want to ask you a question!"
"Please teach me how to pick up girls! Please!"
Hearing Naruto's words, Yang Ming was instantly stunned.
Nima! I don't have a girlfriend, how can I teach you to pick up girls!
Naruto looked at Yang Ming's silent face, and his heart beat a drum. He was afraid that Yang Ming would not teach him, and immediately became anxious.
So, Naruto looked at Yang Ming with wide-eyed eyes~www.wuxiaspot.com~ put his hands together in front of his chest, and said in a sincere tone, "Brother, please!"
At this time, the system jumped out unwillingly.
"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: little brother's request."
"Task description: As a big brother, you should look like a big brother. How can you ignore your little brother? Please ask the host to fulfill Naruto's wish."
"Task reward: how to make meat buns."
Okay, since the system has all assigned tasks, Yang Ming has no reason to refuse!
However, having said that, how to pick up girls is a problem.
Well, this is a problem that has plagued single dogs for countless years.
Yang Ming only felt that one head and two were big. Countless thoughts flew through his mind, and he went through all the movies, movies, animations, etc. he had watched in the past.
Finally, he found a way that was not a solution.
Yang Ming gently patted Naruto on the shoulder, with a confident expression on his face, saying, "Bring the girl you like over and treat her to a cup of ice cream, she will fall in love with you."
"Brother, aren't you joking?"
Naruto obviously didn't believe it, and he almost had the words "Don't bully me for reading less" on his face.
"Look, when did Big Brother lie to you?" Yang Ming patted Naruto on the shoulder again, looking like Big Brother was absolutely right.
However, Yang Ming complained in his heart, "I just didn't have a chance to fool you in the past!"
Sure enough, the young Naruto knew how many people in the city could play, and he was quickly deceived by Yang Ming's confident expression.
After that, Yang Ming whispered a few words in his ear. Suddenly, Naruto was as excited as a commoner when he met Hokage, and ran to meet Sakura.
Looking at Naruto's back, Yang Ming could only sigh: "Little brats are easy to deceive."
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