Naruto: Big Foodie
Chapter 33: Pretend you don't need me to be there
The next day, the sky was clear and the air was clear, and the village that had been silent all night became noisy again.
On the streets of all directions, the crowds are full of vigor and vitality.
Interestingly, when some villagers who know each other meet, they often talk about the rumored shop in Konoha after asking "Have you eaten?"
If the person being asked also happened to have heard of Yang Ming's store, the two would chat with each other.
That scene, as if they had witnessed it with their own eyes, was full of pride.
And if the other party hasn't heard it, it doesn't matter.
The villager who asked the question must be secretly happy in his heart, bragging to the other party like a hype, to satisfy his little vanity.
For a while, the popularity of Yang Ming's shop spread to the village at an unimaginable speed.
In the process of promoting it intentionally or deliberately, the reputation of Yang Ming's store has a tendency to overshadow Yile Restaurant.
Of course, there are quite a few people who don't believe it, they always think that Yile Restaurant is the best.
Among these people, with the mentality of watching a good show, and some villagers who came here, they came to the door of Yang Ming's shop early.
But when they saw Yang Ming's shop for the first time, their hearts were filled with endless loss.
Really, the decoration of this store is too shabby.
Compared with Yile Restaurant, which is full of oriental style, Yang Ming's shop has neither any exterior decoration nor unique style.
Uh, maybe the thatch on the roof is also a feature?
Bah, what age is this!
Didn't you see, even the commoners live in concrete houses, what kind of junk?
It's not their fault. After all, in this era when Buddhas rely on gold and people rely on clothes, whether they have a good-looking appearance determines the upper and lower limits of their careers to a considerable extent.
Undoubtedly, they had imagined Yang Ming's store too beautifully before, but after being ruthlessly impacted by reality, the disparity was so disappointing that it was chilling.
However, some people also noticed the couplets on both sides of the store entrance.
An old man with gold reading glasses stepped forward to examine it carefully, and said word by word, "Si is a poor house, but I am Dexin."
After reading, the old man's face as old as tree bark suddenly flushed, he clapped his hands excitedly, and said, "Okay, the words are good, the meaning is better!"
Anyone who sees an old man in his 70s and 80s so excited can't help but come forward with curiosity.
A young man stepped forward and asked, "Master, what's so exciting, isn't it just a few words, I can write them too!"
Unexpectedly, the old man glanced at the young man with a frown, hummed his nostrils, and said rudely, "You son of a bitch! How do you know so much!"
When the old man said this, the young man felt that he couldn't step down, and said angrily, "Who do you think you are!"
The old man didn't give in at all, he raised his chest arrogantly, and said, "This old man is not talented. The word "fire" on the Hokage Building is written by this old man."
What does it mean to pretend to be coercive? This old man is!
That gesture, that tone of voice, like an expert and lonely fan.
This was written for the Hokage Building, and the young man knew that he had kicked the iron plate.
But how many young people are there in life?
Being young is not frivolous, and it is worthless to be a young man.
The young man was not afraid of tigers when he first came out of the calf, so he defiantly contradicted: "Cut, since that's the case, then tell me, what's so great about this couplet!"
Although the old man was old, he did not lose his temper at all, and his temper was still hot, like a volcano being triggered.
He raised his head back high and looked at the young man with contempt.
"Lady, listen up!"
"Let's talk about this word first. The author has reached a realm that is difficult for future generations to reach. The font is majestic, burly and varied, like a dragon that sees its head but not its tail, with the vicissitudes of time."
"And what is more admirable is the author's mind. You see what this couplet means, this is just a simple house, but I have a good character, showing the author's grand and confident demeanor, and can be called a role model for my generation!"
After listening to the old man's words, except for the young man, everyone else blushes because of their previous actions.
Yes, we mortals only see its simple appearance, but do not see its inner meaning.
At this moment, the rumored image of Yang Ming became more popular.
This is a master of Dugu seeking defeat, just to avoid the hustle and bustle of the world, and hide in this small shop.
The young man is very upset. Your uncle, don't you need to slap me in the face in front of so many people?
The young man was sullen, his eyes swept away, and he suddenly found that there was a note pasted at the door of the shop.
Just as Columbus discovered the New World, the young man immediately swept away the haze and said to the old man proudly: "Master, tell me, what are the words on this piece of paper!"
Under the young man's playful gaze, the old man carefully studied the note.
"Hey, hey, the owner of the shop will go out tomorrow to collect materials and will suspend business for one day."
The old man only felt a gloomy feeling in his heart, and he almost vomited blood.
Nima, don't cheat on me like that!
What a great master style!
Although Yang Ming used block letters, he wrote it neatly.
However, in this world, I am not afraid of poor goods~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I am afraid of comparing goods.
With the previous comparison, this word is simply unattractive.
Moreover, what the **** is Nima written on this note!
The old man felt that the world was full of deep malice towards him.
I said yes, let me pretend to be forced, how come I got slapped in the face, I'm too old, I can't stand it!
But after thinking about it, the uncle seemed to have a clear understanding, and he coughed calmly.
"Lady, geniuses have always had such strange hobbies since ancient times, which can only mean..."
The old man pondered the words before blurting out: "The shop owner is very willful!"
Very good, this is very powerful!
The old man gave himself a compliment in his heart, secretly calling for luck, which neither offended the shopkeeper, but also seemed reasonable.
The old man glanced at the young man proudly from the corner of his eyes, only to see him standing there dumbfounded, even more proud in his heart.
"Small sample, you know that Jiang is still old and spicy!"
The young man was beaten on the left side of the face, and then his right side came up, and was beaten by the old man with a combination of punches, and his whole body was not well.
Mom is right, this world is too dangerous!
The young man thought in his heart, with a heavy heart, bid farewell to this sad place.
Like a victorious rooster, the old man raised his head proudly, feeling that his prowess has not diminished in the past, which is really gratifying, and I will go to Yang Ming's shop for a good meal later.
and many more.
There seems to be something wrong.
The old man turned his head and saw that the words on the note were so dazzling.
"Hey, hey, the owner of the shop will go out tomorrow to collect materials and will suspend business for one day."
Not only the old man, but other guests who came here because of this, all felt an inexplicable pain in their hearts and sadness after seeing this note.
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