Naruto: Dark Night Shura

Uchiha Yan slapped her head hard and warned her, "Little kid, don't always tell the truth!"

Uchiha Ying covered her head. Her brother was so reckless. What if he damaged her brain? She still wanted to join the robbery!

Ever since she heard that they had been robbing outside for two years and came back rich, she was so angry that she opened her three magatama that night and was determined to follow Uchiha Zhen to rob houses, rob the rich to save herself, and achieve financial freedom.

"Xiaoying, you are a girl, you should be gentle. Don't cover your head when others hit you. Just slap them. Remember to use chakra to protect your palms and add some wind attribute chakra."

Uchiha Zhen was not afraid of trouble and was even extremely contradictory.

Uchiha Ying nodded seriously and slapped Uchiha Yan.

A second before sensing the danger, Uchiha Yan turned sideways to change the direction of Uchiha Ying's slap, so that she slapped the tree directly.

The innocent tree was broken by this slap, and the bark flew everywhere.

"Stinky boy, do you want your brother to be disfigured? Will you be responsible if I can't get a wife?"

Uchiha Yan was also scared. This slap really hit him on the face. He couldn't face people in this life.

Uchiha Ying was still immersed in the power of his slap, and perfunctorily responded: "My brother Sanshui will accompany you. Good brothers are bachelors together."

"Ahem, Xiaoying, where did you learn this?" Uchiha Zhen was a little embarrassed. He always felt that Uchiha Ying's eyes were meaningful and seemed to be hinting at something.

Uchiha Kage took out a book from his pocket, handed it to Uchiha Makoto, and said excitedly: "This is it, the new book of Toad Sage, the "Intimate Paradise" series! He is a great writer."

Puff~

Intimate Paradise, isn't this Jiraiya's book?

And... what is this?

What domineering... what little husband?

This... poisons the next generation!

Could it be that the intimate paradise that Kakashi is addicted to is this!

Now he has a new understanding of Kakashi. This guy... communicate with Hatake Sakumo when he has time. His son has a brain problem.

Along the way, they arrived at their destination in laughter and playfulness.

It's just that when the original letter came to Konoha's seaside border in the Land of Fire, something unpleasant happened.

"Finally we are here, but we Uchiha are good at fire escape, why are we sent to such a place?"

Uchiha Ying's words immediately attracted the attention of others. In addition to some people in the Uchiha team who looked ugly, there were also a few people with arrogant faces, saying with great disdain: "What's there to be afraid of in a mere water battle? We are Uchiha."

Since the fourth team experienced the last mission intelligence error, there are not many fools. They know what's going on, so as long as they obey, they will be fine. After all, their chief treats his subordinates much better than other jonin treat their subordinates. .

Uchiha Zhen looked at Uchiha Ying with a little more appreciation. There are not many Uchiha with no problems in their brains, and he actually met one. He asked slowly: "You are right, why do you think?"

"Damn it, don't you want us Uchiha to set fire to the sea and boil it!"

Uchiha Zhen held his forehead. He had too much hope in the IQ of Uchiha. He wanted to apologize for his previous thoughts.

Then Uchiha Kage added, "Let all of us die of exhaustion, sir, this is going to kill us!"

Uchiha Makoto had a stern face, not knowing whether to praise her or scold her. There was no problem with the result, but the process was irrelevant, and the brain circuits were completely on different channels, but she could still guess the result.

"Hahaha, it's interesting, she is not wrong."

Nara Tomokazu was amused. Their Uchiha were simple-minded and arrogant, how did they come up with an outlier like Uchiha Makoto.

"You must be the Uchiha Minister, right? My captain here is Baimao Yige. I didn't know that your team arrived so early. I haven't prepared accommodation for you yet. Sorry, sorry."

Baimao Yige said that it was all his fault, but there was no apology on his face.

Their team was three days later than the stipulated time. If they said they were not ready, it was all nonsense, just to deliberately intimidate him.

Uchiha Zhen curled his lips and said slowly: "It doesn't matter. Anyway... if some people die, there will be a place for us to live."

As soon as these words came out, the fourth squad behind the Uchiha did not give the people who came to greet them a little time to react, and immediately drew their swords to slaughter them.

Uchiha Miao joined the battle, and the Uchiha behind him also started fighting. Although they didn't know why, they saw that these people had long beenIt was great.

There was no mercy when they started fighting.

Only three tribesmen left the battle area directly, looking at everything in front of them with deep affection and arrogance, with mockery on their faces.

"Humph, I really don't know what the tribe leader was thinking, asking us to obey the orders of such a person."

"Who knows, he is obviously an Uchiha, but he actually drew a clear line with Uchiha after entering the torture department. If there is no Uchiha, what is he."

The three of them talked to each other, and had no intention of stepping forward to help.

"Stop, Uchiha Makoto, you actually attacked the ninjas of the village, who gave you..."

Pah!

Uchiha Kage slapped Sarutobi Shinnosuke in the face, half of his face was torn apart instantly. He raised his chin and said arrogantly: "Who do you think you are? You are worthy of standing and talking to us adults."

"We will settle our accounts later. I will deal with internal issues first."

Uchiha Masaru opened the three magatama and looked at the three people standing not far away.

"Uchiha Masaru, you dare to attack me, my father is the Hokage! You killed so many Konoha ninjas, my father will never let you go."

Sarutobi Shinnosuke roared hysterically. He just asked people to give this minister a warning, but he didn't expect him to kill people directly.

"Oh~~The son of the Hokage, this is interesting."

Nara Tomokazu smiled and looked at Uchiha Masaru. The third generation Hokage asked his mother to take care of the Hokage's wife, but he didn't expect that a stupid son would bump into Uchiha Masaru's palm.

"The Uchiha seem to be not in harmony," Uchiha Makoto ignored Sarutobi Shinnosuke, with a half-smile on his face that looked very strange, "Let me clean up the mess first, then I'll deal with you."

As soon as the voice fell, the three Uchiha who were watching the excitement just now had their pupils shrank and showed disbelief on their faces.