Naruto: Dark Night Shura

"Zhen, tell me how you found it!"

Hatake Sakumo saw that the situation was not good and came out to smooth things over in time. Originally, Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who were the disciples of the third generation, should have come to smooth things over, but the two of them loved to watch the fun more than the other.

Not to mention smoothing things over, not adding fuel to the fire was already a face-saving move.

How did you find it?

How could you not find it with a pair of eyes staring at you.

Even if you are not sure it is a person, you will ask the immortal to burn some paper money to drive away the evil spirits!

This question is very troublesome to explain.

You can't just say that the black and ugly thing is amazing and is the best son of Six Paths' mother.

Now he is pretending to be the consciousness incarnation of our ancestor Uchiha Madara and comes to Uchiha to find his destined person!

After thinking for a while, he suddenly had an idea and asked with a bit of embarrassment: "Have you heard of the sixth sense?"

Seeing that no one spoke, he explained: "When a man cheats, his wife can always detect it at the first time. This is a keen sixth sense. It does not belong to the category of logic or perception, but there is such an intuition in the dark."

"All the adults here who have married, after you secretly go out to have sex, are you always... "

Ahem!

The Third Hokage interrupted Uchiha Makoto's words, "Ming, you don't need to explain it in such detail. I can understand. You want to say that you don't know why you found someone intruding, but your intuition tells you that someone is around you!"

Uchiha Makoto's metaphor is the best for him. Every time he went home after peeping, he always felt that Lake Biwa seemed to have discovered something, and his face was scary. Is the sixth sense really that powerful?

Gifted? !

The Hokage understands it, can they say they don't understand it? !

The problem is that among all the people here, only the Hokage and Hatake Sakumo have families.

Hatake Sakumo's private life is not chaotic, so naturally he has no such troubles.

"Zheng, you seem to know a lot about philandering!"

Orochimaru's words made the Hokage's eyes light up. Could it be that he is a fellow? !

He is too young!

But this does not prevent him from having the heart of a mature man!

"Of course, many of our Uchiha sisters with fair skin, beautiful faces and long legs beat their boyfriends because of this!"

Uchiha Zhen speaks nonsense without thinking, and no one has checked which Uchiha man cheated.

Since the sixth sense is mentioned, I don't mind saying something more ridiculous.

"You can't just say one side of the story, Nara Tomokazu, what do you say?"

Mitomon Yan, who has been silent, said that he still needs to consider it comprehensively, after all, it is related to the safety of the village.

"Zheng Jun and I had formed a tacit understanding on the battlefield. When he looked at me, he conveyed the danger. We immediately made a plan to capture him, but it was interrupted by the sudden appearance of the Anbu."

Nara Tomokazu told him everything that happened just now, and emphasized that it was the Anbu who suddenly appeared that let the person escape.

The intruder escaped, it was the Anbu's negligence, not their fault.

What Nara Tomokazu said was almost the same as the Anbu's report, and Uchiha Zhen relied on...

The sixth sense can detect the intruder, there should be no problem. The biggest problem now is to find this person and eliminate the threat.

"I know, now the whole village is on alert." The third generation sighed and gave an order: "Send more people to the delegation. The war has just ended, especially the Genin is about to graduate, I don't want any accidents."

"Zheng, I have been ordered by you to be a special Jonin to assist in the investigation." The third generation Hokage issued an order, preparing to let Uchiha Zhen, who has a sensitive sixth sense, to find the intruder together.

"No, no, no, Lord Hokage, I can't accept the order. I'm not even qualified as a Genin, so how can I take on the position of a special Jonin? Besides, I just came back from the battlefield and I have some mental illness. I need to recuperate for a while."

Good guy, this is trying to take advantage of him!

If you become a special Jonin, you have to work. Not only is the salary pitifully low, but it's also dangerous.

Now he has no shortage of money. He can be a civilian and inherit Orochimaru's legacy in a few years. Tsk tsk tsk!

Everyone present was in an uproar. He was rejected!

Is he really sick?

After beating the gongs and drums to ask the Hokage for money, he asked Hinata for money again. This doesn't look like a mental illness!

"You... don't want to contribute to Konoha?" The third generation Hokage suddenly changed color, exuding the aura of a strong man.

"I am willing to contribute to Konoha. I'm not thinking about asking the delegation for money, but I'm really sick!"

Uchiha Makoto was cunning without changing his face, and glanced at Nara Tomokazu inadvertently.

As he spoke, Uchiha Makoto's face suddenly changed, his whole body turned pale and weak, his lips tightly closed, his pupils contracted, he covered his heart and grabbed Orochimaru's trouser leg.

Orochimaru:"You..."

Hatake Sakumo: ...Is this true?

Nara Tomokazu: Damn, you are so good at pretending. It would be a waste if I didn't send you to the enemy as a spy.

"Hokage, Makoto...whenever you get excited, your whole body...will twitch, you will be weak...and your mind...will not be clear..."

Nara Tomokazu has never had such a hard time speaking. He really couldn't make it up. The problem was that Uchiha Makoto's pretending was too real, so he had to bite the bullet and make it up.

Everyone was confused by Uchiha Makoto's move. Is it true or not...it doesn't look like it!

"Old man, I'll go first!" Orochimaru picked up Uchiha Makoto and disappeared in the Hokage's office in an instant.

"I'll go see too." Nara Shikaku followed closely. He wanted to ask Uchiha Makoto how he planned to get the money. There must be no way to get 300 million from the Hyuga.

Nara Tomokazu was left alone, looking disheveled. What was going on...

"Hokage-sama, all lords, I'll leave first."

Orochimaru's residence.

"Stop pretending!"

Uchiha Makoto was thrown onto a bed, and Orochimaru's hoarse and magnetic voice came to his ears.

The pale and weak man with dilated pupils who was about to die opened one eye. After confirming that there was no one around, his face was no longer ugly. He sat steadily on the operating table and stretched his waist, muttering, "I'm so tired!"

"How did you act so realistically when you were dying?"

Orochimaru's curiosity about him not wanting to be a special jonin was far less than this. After all, he could even say that he was sick. He was speechless.

Jiraiya had never made him speechless like this before!

"How did Lord Orochimaru know that I was pretending?"

Uchiha Makoto thought he had no flaws. How did he find out that he was pretending? Logically, only Nara Tomokazu should understand his situation.

"Although you fooled everyone, you were too deliberate when you fell. Your first reaction should not be to grab my clothes, but the floor," Orochimaru sat on the stool with his legs crossed, holding his chin and staring at him greedily, "and your teammates can't help you anymore."

"Is it so clumsy?" Uchiha Zheng was full of confidence at first, and after Orochimaru pointed out the problem, he reflected and found that there was indeed a loophole, but soon put on a kind and obedient smile, "But...didn't Lord Orochimaru help me to deceive the world and get away with it?"