Naruto: Destroy Uchiha

Chapter 87 Embarrassed Jiraiya (Third update!)

Author: Junhuan

Chapter 87 Embarrassed Jiraiya (Third update!)

Peeping?

Even if he were reincarnated as a human being, it was still difficult for Uchiha Jin to imagine.

To what extent does one have to be a psychopath to do something as shameless as voyeurism? Is it because the pressure to find the child of destiny is too great?

If in Uchiha Jin's previous life, he went to the bathroom to spy on others bathing, even if a girl went to the boys' bathhouse, such dirty behavior would lead to social death if discovered.

Not to mention the fact that a big man sneaked into the girls' bathhouse and peeped. It was just an appetizer of verbal criticism and criticism. Even a punch with a hundred years of skill might not be able to withstand the resurrection of Senju Hashirama.

Then he will be thrown into jail, and his life is probably completely over!

However!

This guy Jiraiya is not just peeping, he is also collecting materials for his own erotic novel!

Isn't this fucking worse than just peeping!

I just secretly read it over and over, but I actually plan to advertise it to the entire ninja world. I don’t know if there are any illustrations or anything like that in Kissing Heaven.

To know.

In this world, whether they are ninjas or poor people, most people have a special liking for bathing as a leisure method. It can be said to be a universal hobby.

As the largest public bathhouse in Konoha Ninja Village, it is naturally loved by all men, women and children in Konoha, including even Jiraiya's former master.

Sarutobi Lake Biwa!

You must know that when Jiraiya contracted this bad habit, Sarutobi Lake Biwa had not yet been sacrificed in the Nine-Tails Rebellion, so it was natural that he had not visited the Konoha public bathhouse.

As for whether Jiraiya would inquire about the whereabouts of Sarutobi Lake Biwa before peeping...

Um!

This fucking thing seems even weirder!

I just don’t know if Hiruzen Sarutobi, an old guy, can still have the impulses he had when he was young in his heart for an intimate paradise adapted from his wife.

Um!

You can consider confiscating a copy from Kakashi another day and find a suitable opportunity to test the generosity of the so-called strongest Hokage in public.

The amusement in Uchiha Jin's eyes flashed away. Sitting on the tall building, he had no intention of continuing the pursuit at this moment. He just stood there quietly, listening to the increasingly lively noise in the distance.

"I'm not just a pervert, I just want to generate creative inspiration through peeping, so as to write better erotic novels!"

Every step was obviously accompanied by countless soaps, bath towels, wooden ladles, cucumbers, clogs, yellow ducks... Jiraiya's furious and slightly weak male voice was particularly determined and longing at this moment.

He is all for art!

However, facing Jiraiya's shameless confession, the people chasing behind him were naturally more angry at this moment, and their desire to castrate the person in front of them became more and more fervent.

Phew! Phew! Phew!

As dozens of shurikens shimmering with cold light flew towards them, several female ninjas who had barely changed their clothes were already preparing to use fire escape at the same time.

Burn this damn peeping tom!

"Are you serious, do you want to kill me?"

After slightly moving left and right, he easily avoided the incoming shuriken. For Jiraiya, who had slightly distanced himself from the group of old women, how could a ninjutsu throw of this level have a chance of success.

But the Fire Release Ninjutsu was no joke, it really caused a bigger commotion, and even Jiraiya couldn't put an end to it.

Isn’t this okay?

Seeing that the situation was becoming more and more out of his control, and realizing that there must be danger waiting for him outside, Jiraiya could no longer care less about her.

As Jiraiya's right hand was branded on the ground, mysterious runes radiated out in a huge circle with Jiraiya as the center.

Psychic art. Slime toads dancing!

Following a huge burst of smoke, hundreds of toads of different sizes appeared behind Jiraiya with a croaking sound, and then suddenly pounced on the disheveled pursuers in the field.

"ah!"

"Go away!"

"Help!"

Following the sounds of panic, the people who had just washed their bodies no longer cared about chasing Jiraiya, and frantically avoided the large toad that was full of slippery mucus.

If anger has a numerical value, the anger of everyone at this moment has already reached the sky.

call!

The huge resentment behind him made his scalp numb, but now he realized that there were greater difficulties waiting for him ahead, so Jiraiya still resolutely ran away in embarrassment.

Toad jumps!

As the green toad, which was two people tall, jumped vigorously, Jiraiya finally got rid of the people behind him, and instantly arrived in the vast world that he had not seen for a long time.

I've lived again, Jiraiya...here I am!

Jiraiya, who had just had a hint of joy in his eyes, had not had time to sigh, but the emotion that was about to jump out of his throat was suddenly suppressed.

Swish! Swish! Swish!

Dozens of handsome figures in black cloaks stood neatly in front of them. Behind them, the word "Justice", as red as blood, looked particularly dazzling under the waving force of the strong wind.

Well……

Although he firmly believed that he was dedicating himself to art, when he saw these two 'big characters', Jiraiya couldn't help but feel a flinch in his heart.

It's Uchiha!

Jiraiya once again noticed the clan emblem of the iconic flame ball fan, and at this moment he finally realized the identity of these people who were waiting for him.

grass!

When did the police department become so strict? Isn't it just to draw inspiration for the novel? As for mobilizing such a large number of people!

Does this guy want to catch a voyeur, or does he want to start a war?

It’s all the teacher’s fault!

Obviously, his own teacher Hiruzen Sarutobi developed a telescope technique. Although there is no way to see through some powerful barrier constraints, it is more accurate for daily areas without barrier arrangements.

But as long as he has this magical peeping technique, how could he, the majestic Toad Immortal, be caught!

well……

Why doesn’t the teacher want to teach me?

However, all the chaotic emotions in his heart were completely dissipated when his eyes noticed the handsome figure sitting quietly in the distance.

it's him!

The moment the two sides looked at each other, Jiraiya completely realized.

The guy in front of him actually used illusions to confuse his perception, and then kicked him into the elderly bathhouse.

What a terrifying illusion!

What a despicable person, using illusions to do such immoral things!

Recalling that nightmare-like scene, even Jiraiya, who knew he had to be rational in the battle, couldn't help but feel that his nameless anger could not be suppressed at this moment.

But before Jiraiya's anger could burst out, Uchiha Jin slowly stood up, and then nonchalantly jumped up in front of him.

Bang!

As Uchiha Jin's figure landed, everyone in the police department suddenly stood up straight and looked over with admiring eyes.

"The prisoner Jiraiya has repeatedly spied on the old lady of Konoha taking a bath. Now I am arresting you in the name of the Uchiha Police Department. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court!"

The exceptionally loud sound, with Uchiha Jin as the center, instantly spread towards the entire Konoha Ninja Village.

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