“This mountain is full of pursuers of Naruto’s phone bugs……”

Fang Lin was stupid. With hundreds of thousands of suitors, he didn’t dare to make any animation like this or write any novel like this.

“Wait, snails… aren’t they hermaphroditic?”

Fang Lin suddenly remembered this question

Snails are hermaphrodites. Some species can give birth to babies independently, but most species require two individuals to exchange with each other. Both males and females can give birth to babies.

The telephone bug that Fukasaku Sennin said gave birth to a baby, who gave birth to it…?

Moreover, snails give birth to more eggs in one litter than pigs. There are probably more than fifty eggs in a clutch, and it is not impossible to have a clutch of more than a hundred eggs.

“Fukasaku Sennin, take me to see the little telephone bug he gave birth to.”Fang Lin made a request to see the little phone bug.

“ok here”

Fukasaku Sennin and Fang Lin walked towards the snail hill. Outside a nearby mountain cave, a huge barbecue stand was propped up with thick smoke. Shima Sennin was cooking.

BBQ snails

Ever since the phone bug attracted a large number of Myobokuyama snails, the food in Myobokuyama has completely changed. Snails are the main food. Shima Sennin has to make many snails a day.

“The child’s father and the store manager, come and try the worm pulp snails this time.”

Seeing Fukasaku-sennin arriving with Fang Lin, Shima-sennin’s first words were to let Fukasaku-sennin and Fang Lin try the newly baked snail dishes.

Fang Lin quickly refused the invitation because he was acclimatized, and Fukasaku Sennin also continued:

“Damn it, why don’t you let the store manager see the baby born from that phone bug first?”

“Still inside.”Shima Sennin asked Tomoji, who was drooling behind him, to get out of the way quickly, and Fukasaku and Fang Lin walked in.

After walking inside, Fang Lin immediately saw a large nest of little snails lying on a big leaf.

“Was it really caused by phone bugs?”

Fang Lin got a little excited and went over to take a look, but found that there was no red phone button on the snail shells in this nest. At the same time, these phone bugs who did not recognize their master did not change after seeing Naruto.

“Fukasaku Sennin, this… is just a nest of ordinary snails, not a phone bug.”

Fang Lin shook his head. He was sure that this was not a baby born from a phone bug.

Fukasaku Sennin was stunned. When he saw the snail eggs falling from the snail mountain, he thought they were the children born by the telephone bug.

“What should we do?”

Fukasaku Sennin still has some experience in dealing with toads, but he really doesn’t know anything about snail phone bugs.

Fang Lin raised his head and looked at the Naruto-like phone bug on the top of the mountain from a distance. Since it has become Naruto’s, it means that this phone bug has become Naruto’s exclusive phone bug. What others say will not matter. It may not work

Thinking that the phone bug really gave birth to a baby, Fang Lin, who was overjoyed, began to think about it. No matter what, he couldn’t come here in vain. Once he came to Miaomu Mountain, he must let that guy give birth to a baby phone bug.

“There are hundreds of thousands of snails, but none of them can meet your eyes. Fang Lin whispered:”Fukasaku Sennin, please take that phone bug down.””

“good store manager”

half an hour later

Naruto successfully brought th

(Read more novels by visiting our website: Knights Novel) e phone bug to Fang Lin, but the scene was indeed a bit tragic.

As soon as the phone bug left, the whole mountain of snails that were used as food exploded and became ferocious, and they insisted on following the phone bug.

With great difficulty, Fukasaku Sennin carried the phone back and hid in the cave, letting the giant Gama Bunta block the entrance to stop those crazy snails.

I held the phone bug in my hand again, and it looked like it had gained a little weight.

When Fang Lin opened his mouth to ask him something, the phone bug suddenly opened his eyes and used Naruto’s voice to express a sigh that sounded like he was writing in a diary.

“I’m a phone bug

I had just met an owner with a beard on his face, and I thought I would soon live the kind of life described by my distant phone-bug relatives in the village. I would close my eyes all day long, waiting to be fed, waiting for them to give me to others, waiting for them. After dialing the owner’s phone number, he imitated the owner’s accent, trying to figure out the owner’s emotion when speaking, and then looked at the person in front of him who was groveling after hearing the owner’s words.

However, things didn’t seem to develop exactly as I thought. I was sent to a place… no, this was a place I had never seen before. I looked at the greedy and drooling people in front of me. Toad, I was a little nervous, but when I recalled how this white-haired toad had just sincerely promised to take care of me, I felt at ease again.

To my surprise, after arriving here, the Snail-specific brainwave WeChat account that had been empty in my mind suddenly had many, many more sisters. Looking at the way their profile pictures were posing, I was a little disgusted. I wanted to report back, but after careful consideration, I found that they, coming from the mountains, didn’t have the potential to be phone bugs, but they were able to quickly invite me as a friend from outside, and they also changed their avatar to a sexy one to attract my attention. Almost moved

Feeling soft-hearted, I added their WeChat brainwaves one by one. Well, there were 363,420 sisters. According to my rich experience, 156,520 of them were men disguised as women. I did not treat them differently and passed them all as friends. Verify and agree to meet all of them

What happened next can be predicted. Groups of them emerged from underneath and came to me. From their eager eyes, it was easy to see that if they could take me home, their ancestors would definitely feel that they had been disgraced. After all, I am a phone bug from outside, and I am still somewhat different from a snail. Just like a Rolex and an ordinary electronic paper watch, although the time is also running, the significance of the difference lies in whether the person who shows the different time is mature.

The snails who came here lifted me high, and I became the top of a mountain. Before we met, I was still a little hot in my heart. After seeing the real person with no beautiful face and no retouching, I faded away. I can only pretend that I don’t understand the local snail language and remain silent

I laughed as I watched them trying to use the limited movements of a snail to make me understand, to communicate with me, and to understand what the outside world was like.

Alas, the happiness of alien phone bugs is often so unpretentious and boring.

————————————From the boring life of the phone bug.”


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