Naruto: I am invincible with my full body

The old man was very angry.

"Brother Duan, I didn't expect you to like this!"

Jiraiya stretched out his big foot and put it into the bucket to test the water temperature at the signal of the little sister.

"You should have said it earlier, your big brother Jiraiya will take you to the ninja world!"

As soon as Jiraiya finished speaking, he raised his scalded feet with a grin, and the little sister patted Jiraiya's hairy feet apologetically.

"Uh..."

Black Zetsu felt quite uncomfortable facing the familiar Jiraiya.

However, considering Sarutobi Hiruzen's supreme VIP membership card, which comes with the service of a luxury private room, Black Zetsu still endured it.

Sarutobi Hiruzen took off his hat and revealed his true face. The ladies in the massage parlor were not surprised and even flirted with the former Hokage.

Black Zetsu looked at the former Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, lying on the bed next to him, and the Konoha Sannin, Jiraiya, on the other side, and suddenly his body shook!

Damn it!

Will of Fire!!

It turns out that massage can really reveal something!

They just said something, and I just asked them something, isn't this intelligence?

Isn't this much faster than the painful infiltration investigation?

I am really a genius!

"Ahem~"

Black Zetsu realized that his movements were a bit too big, and the five people in the private room were looking at him.

"Sister, you're a little too strong..."

Black Zetsu quickly found an excuse for himself.

The lady in front of Black Zetsu looked at her hand that hadn't touched her feet yet, are you serious?

"Hahaha, young people need to take care of themselves. Don't you know that there are many visceral reflex zones under the feet?"

"Oh~"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was also amused by Black Zetsu's reaction. He wanted to compare himself with him, but he didn't want to cry out in pain.

"Come on, old man, you are just showing off."

"Sister, attack the reflex zone of my kidney!"

"Let these two people see what a tough guy is!"

Jiraiya was very confident along the way. He lay down with his arms around his chest and enjoyed the technician's knuckle massage.

"Let's not talk about this. What's wrong with you?"

"Aren't you afraid that Tsunade will kill you?"

Jiraiya said to Black Zetsu with a sour look, his eyes revealing curiosity, and the scar on his chest that was once beaten by Tsunade was faintly painful.

"?"

Black Zetsu was a little strange. Why did Tsunade kill it?

Imitation...

What should I, Ban-san, say at this time?

"I... Kato Dan has done things his whole life, why should I explain to others!"

Black Zetsu lay back, narrowed his eyes, and said lightly with a strong disdain.

Hard!

Jiraiya looked at Black Zetsu with admiration. Although you stole my sweetheart, I have to admire your hard life!

Brave!

Sarutobi Hiruzen turned his head in surprise when he heard this, looking at this ninja who he didn't care much about before.

Is the Tsunade you know really the Tsunade we know?

Or should I treat Lake Biwa like this in the future?

Black Zetsu observed the reactions of the two people with his peripheral vision. This surprised expression should be fooled, right?

Then it's my turn to ask questions!

"Ahem... Sandaime, did anything happen when I was unconscious?"

"Why do I feel that there are fewer ninjas in the village?"

Step by step!

"Hey~ What's the title of this place full of 'Will of Fire'!"

"Just call me Lord Sarutobi!"

Sarutobi said with a smile while enjoying the foot massage service.

Seeing that the three cute ladies all pricked up their ears, Sarutobi also wanted to show off.

"It's still aimed at the Sand Village."

"They are too dishonest!"

"But don't worry, the situation on the front line is very good!"

"This Sand Ninja can't turn the world upside down. It has been confirmed that they will be taken down."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was beaming with joy, and he slightly raised his arm, tied his fingers and kept spinning, as if this matter was completed under his leadership, with a look of great pride.

Black Zetsu's eyes were a little anxious, Sand Village is so lame?

This Konoha is rushing towards the goal of unifying the ninja world!

How can it muddy the water?

"What about the losses of our Konoha?"

"It must be huge!?"

Black Zetsu spoke quickly, trying to determine the remaining combat power of Konoha.

"Hahaha, you've been unconscious for too long."

"How much can a mere Sand Village cost us?"

"I took a look at the battle report yesterday. We lost less than ten people in Konoha, and most of them were poisoned and injured."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was smiling, and it was hard to tell that he had tried to stop the war.

Black Zetsu was silenced. Ten people?

Are you serious, Konoha?

?

With this fighting power, why don't you go to war on all fronts? Just unify the ninja world directly.

Is it because there are not enough management personnel?

Or is there any restriction on this war?

Black Zetsu's brain was working fast, thinking that he must get the details of this war, so that he can find ways to find corresponding means.

Stop Konoha's progress!

"Brother Duan, you look like you don't believe it?"

Jiraiya relaxed on the massage bed, enjoying himself, looking at Black Zetsu's thoughtful face, and joked.

"I couldn't believe it at first."

"I went to take a look later... Tsk..."

"I really feel that we ninjas have been abandoned by the times."

Jiraiya's tone became extremely emotional, recalling the purple poison mixed with sandstorms in the Wind Country that covered the sky and the sun.

"Oh~ Did Brother Jiraiya go to the battlefield?"

"What do you mean?"

Black Zetsu propped up his upper body and asked curiously.

The three young ladies also walked out with buckets of water to wash their hands and start massaging their backs.

"Orochimaru and the others have developed a bomb!"

"Bomb?" Black Zetsu's eyes suddenly turned into small eyes.

"Yes!"

Jiraiya raised two fingers.

"The first bomb contains the heart-turning puppet seal technique in the mountains and the multiplication detonation talisman!"

"The second is the heart-turning puppet plus the pot of poison!"

Jiraiya's tone became extremely terrifying and gloomy, making Black Zetsu feel confused.

"I can only say that there must be something wrong with the ancestral tomb of the Sand Village."

"Each bomb consumed half of the storage scroll."

"That scene... Tsk tsk..." Jiraiya had a trace of horror on his face and kept shaking his head.

"The poisonous fog in the Wind Country has not dissipated yet."

"If our Konoha was not a benevolent army, we would have spent most of the time evacuating civilians."

"The Kazekage Building should have been hung with the Konoha logo long ago."

As soon as Jiraiya finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, and the technicians pushed the door open. The three people with the will of fire turned over at the same time.

Black Zetsu buried his head in the massage bed, in the air outlet specially reserved for the head of the customer, so that others could not see his thoughtful expression.

He memorized the names of several ninjutsu mentioned by Jiraiya deeply in his heart, and planned to study them slowly later.

It seems that Sand Village is finished, and even the Wind Country has suffered heavy losses.

The current situation in the ninja world is too favorable to Konoha, and Black Zetsu's eyes changed.

Is there any way to make the other countries completely unite and form a coalition against Konoha?

Don't think too far ahead. The most important thing right now is to leak the information so that other countries can be prepared and realize Konoha's threats and ambitions!

"Oh! Hiss~"

"Sister, can you tap it lightly?"