Naruto: I have a Tessaiga

Minato looked at Mirai, who was crying and had red eyes, and was reluctant to close his eyes for the sake of face. The disgust in his heart disappeared, and he felt a little funny instead.

Mirai was sometimes very mature, but sometimes, he was like a child.

He looked around, and from the trash can of the gate office, he found the tissues they didn't want, picked up a few clean tissues and came to Mirai.

Seeing that the other party was still holding on, he couldn't help but smile and narrowed his eyes.

He folded the tissues and gently put them on Mirai's face, helping him wipe away his tears and snot bubbles.

At the same time, he wrapped the mad knife with a tissue, and after confirming that the mucus on it would not touch him, he held it.

"Look at you, you are so old, but you are still so childish, this is just asking for trouble!"

Mirai was stunned, and he looked at Minato in disbelief.

Then he looked at the hand he used to wipe his face, and the paper towel he crumpled up and threw into the trash can.

That was a paper towel that had been used to wipe something dirty, and you used it to smear my face. Besides, there were clean paper towels on the table!

"You..."

Minato interrupted directly: "Don't talk!"

The words that had already surged to the throat of the future were instantly stuck by his "gentle" roar. He opened his mouth and looked very stupid.

Minato still had that smiling expression, holding the mad knife in his hand. The future could clearly sense that the other party was not breathing.

"Be good! Come, do it with me...ah..."

"Ah..." The future didn't know what he was thinking at the moment, and he really opened his mouth very obediently.

"I'll put the mad knife back in later, you pay attention!"

"Ah?" The future didn't react and subconsciously made a puzzled sound.

"Yes, that's it. Come on, let's get started!" Minato said, regardless of what Mirai was thinking. He held his chin with one hand and lifted it up, making him look up at the sky.

Before Mirai could do anything, he inserted the mad knife into Mirai's mouth.

"Take a deep breath... take a deep breath... it's okay, just swallow it!"

Mirai: "Gudong..."

His brain seemed to be stuck, and his thoughts were frozen in place. He did whatever Minato said.

Then he saw the scabbard of the mad knife, which had half been submerged in his mouth.

On the handle of the knife, there were drops of mucus dripping down. Because it was very sticky, the mucus did not drip, but just hung on the handle, swaying with the wind.

I won't talk about the taste, it's very sour anyway.

It wasn't until it hit his stomach that he was stimulated by the bloating and pain and came back to his senses.

"Woo woo..."

After realizing all this, he suddenly struggled violently, looking at Minato and blinking wildly.

He couldn't speak now, and could only use his eyes to convey his thoughts.

Minato seemed to be unable to see, and still smiled and 'persuaded': "Don't worry, I know you can swallow it. Come on, let's try harder, and we'll almost finish it!"

Mirai struggled more fiercely.

"Um... wuwuwu..."

But Mirai couldn't get rid of his restraint at all. Although he was gentle in his movements and gentle in his tone, this guy's strength was surprisingly great.

This is a fatal move!

Mirai used all his strength, but couldn't get out at all.

This scene...

He didn't seem to be helping the future, but rather like a madman who was committing violence.

Let the future's tears and snot flow again, and I don't know how many times the snot bubbles were blown by him.

Too cruel!

Kushina, who was hiding behind Tsunade, saw this scene and couldn't bear to see the future suffer like this.

She looked at Mirai's eyes fixed on the stomach acid, saliva and mucus on the knife, and couldn't help but say: "Minato, Mirai may want you to wipe the mucus on the knife!"

Mirai: "Hmm!"

(Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Yes, yes, that's it!

God has mercy on me, Mirai looked at the mucus on the scabbard, and felt sick in his stomach and wanted to vomit, but his esophagus was stuck by the scabbard, so he couldn't vomit at all.

He was so uncomfortable.

Minato still smiled, as if he didn't hear what Kushina said, he continued to thrust hard.

He even thought that the angle might be wrong, and he turned the handle of the knife twice.

"Come on, don't worry, we will use force, and this time we will definitely be able to put it back into your stomach!

Mirai: "!!! "

Still pushing harder!?

It's already hitting the bottom of my stomach. If I push harder, I'll probably get my intestines pierced.

Feeling the force coming from the scabbard, I don't care about the mucus on the scabbard anymore. My mind is flashing wildly.

Open the sealed entrance on the stomach wall.

With a swish, the mad knife was directlyHe swallowed it whole.

It finally disappeared in the stomach.

‘I swear, I will never take anything from the stomach wall again! ’

Minato opened his eyes in surprise, his hands were empty, the original mad sword actually disappeared!

Suddenly, he stared at the future with a pair of ‘surprised’ eyes, exclaimed: “What a miracle!”

Because the scabbard slid back into the stomach.

As a result, the future’s mouth was full of mucus left by the scabbard.

It was really disgusting to watch, but he didn’t care about it at all, and directly grabbed Minato’s neck with both hands and shook it hard.

“Minato, you definitely did it on purpose!”

“I’m going to kill you~”

Minato: (~￣▽￣)~

“I didn’t, I’m not, don’t talk nonsense!”

Tsunade looked at the two little ones fighting and felt a headache.

These two are both Konoha's geniuses, and the most likely to inherit the position of Hokage, but...

With their appearance, if they become Hokage...

Will Konoha be embarrassed along with them!

Thinking of this, she became even more angry, and immediately slapped Orochimaru on the shoulder again.

Blamed: "Look at the apprentice you taught, he didn't learn the good things, but instead lost face!"

This time, Orochimaru finally 'ate' his share of ninja tools, but he didn't choke on the slap.

It's just that Tsunade's strength is too great.

Almost broke his bones.

"They are still young, just children!"

"You dare to refute!" Tsunade was angry, and immediately slapped him twice.

At this time, Rope Tree came to Kushina with Jiraiya with a strange expression on his face. He looked at the interaction between Minato Mirai, Tsunade and Orochimaru.

Sighed speechlessly.

"Alas!" Konoha is really worrying.

The big one is dishonest, the little one is shameless, Konoha will not be destroyed in the hands of the teachers.

If that's the case, I will be exhausted to take over a shabby Konoha.

"Stop fighting, stop it!"

Kushina glanced at them, not curious about what Rope Tree was doing with Jiraiya, she couldn't help but sigh again: "I often seem out of tune with them because I'm not perverted enough!"

Rope Tree: "!!!"

He was shocked, why did Kushina say that she wanted to make herself perverted! ?

No! Absolutely not!

He immediately rejected it: "No!"

If Minato, Mirai, and Kushina are all perverted, who will help him govern Konoha?

Then he saw his sister beating Orochimaru, and his eyes lit up.

He looked at Kushina and said seriously, "They have become perverts. As my sister's successor, you must not watch them go on like this. You must help them get rid of this perverted habit!"

"Like your sister?" Kushina was stunned and looked at Tsunade with some doubts, and then her eyes lit up.

Yes, I can correct their personalities.

Just like Tsunade!

For a moment, she felt that she had a sense of mission and must turn these two perverts back.

Otherwise, she would be infected by them.

Thinking of this, a gleam of light flashed in her eyes, and she immediately raised her pink little fist and rushed to Mirai and Minato.

"Bakayar!"

With her cry, her little fist hammered on the thick ground. Her hand was fine, but she blasted a half-meter deep pit on the ground.

Mirai and Minato, who were closest to her, were shocked to the ground.

This sudden scene frightened the two of them so much that they hugged each other again, trembling.

"Kushina!!!"

"Let's talk it over, don't fight!"

The two little ones had surprisingly consistent expressions.

They were all frightened by Kushina. This was the main gate of Konoha, and the ground was all cement.

She punched a deep hole in such a hard cement road. Could their little arms and legs withstand it!

Tsunade, who was beating Orochimaru, was also stunned. She looked a little confused.

'When did Kushina become so violent? ’

Seeing this, Orochimaru looked at her speechlessly, "Look, Kushina has been led astray by you, and you still have the nerve to say that to me!"

Tsunade: Σ(☉▽☉"a

She was already confused, and didn't know how to refute Orochimaru's words.

Jiraiya: "How terrible!"

For a moment, he seemed a little weak and didn't dare to speak.

From Kushina, he seemed to see the shadow of Tsunade.

In the Hokage's office.

This place is shrouded in smoke.

"Damn, I knew I couldn't leave Minato and the other two to theTheirs! They ruined all these good kids!"

In the office, Sarutobi Hiruzen shouted angrily.