Naruto: I have a Tessaiga

In a dry cave in the Land of Rain.

There was a fire burning in the cave, and it had been there for a while, so the cave was very dry, which was out of tune with the rainy day outside.

Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru looked at the scene in front of them in a daze.

Mirai and Rope Tree were leaning on the corners of the wall, making strange noises.

"Yue~"

"Ugh~"

And what they vomited was not stomach acid or last night's overnight meal.

But some very common but in-demand supplies.

"What are you doing?" Tsunade was silent for a moment, and finally asked with a twitch in her mouth.

She was not surprised that Orochimaru would do such a disgusting thing, and she was used to it.

But who could tell her that her beloved brother had become like this now?

Watching him say "Ugh" one by one, and a bag of supplies fell out of his mouth.

She felt sick.

Even the look she gave Orochimaru became somewhat unfriendly.

Kushina shrugged and explained as usual: "Sister Tsunade, with the pervert Uchiha Mirai here, you have to be prepared for your brother to be led astray!"

Tsunade: "..."

I regret it, really!

"Orochimaru, why don't you end your master-disciple relationship with Nawaki!"

She didn't want the leader of the Senju clan to become like Orochimaru in the future.

Orochimaru shrugged, he ignored Tsunade, and looked at Minato.

At this moment, Mirai and Nawaki were vomiting and couldn't speak at all.

"Why did you think of coming here?"

As far as he knew, Minato had a good relationship with Mirai, almost sleeping in the same bed.

Asking him would naturally let him know what Mirai was thinking.

Minato, who was talking to Jiraiya, heard this and looked at Orochimaru and Mirai. He explained, "It's mainly because we heard that you were given the title of 'Three Ninjas of Konoha' by Hanzo, and we learned from Brother Rope Tree that you were injured, so the four of us couldn't wait to come and see!"

Jiraiya suddenly realized, "Is that so!"

"But you guys really put what you learned into practice. Last time we used [Reverse Summoning] to summon you, and this time you took the initiative to let us summon you!"

After holding the wall and vomiting for a long time, Mirai couldn't help but hold up his old waist and smiled bitterly.

"Teacher, you should teach me some methods of making sealing scrolls in the future. This method of vomiting is really too tiring!"

For God's sake, it hasn't been more than ten minutes since they swallowed the supplies.

In other words, they kept swallowing, and after ten minutes, they were all vomiting!

The amount of work is comparable to tiling the two stone statues in the Valley of the End.

Orochimaru chuckled, "Don't worry, the first few times it feels bad, but when you get used to it, you will find that it's just like that. After vomiting too much, you will feel an inexplicable sense of pleasure.

In the future, if you don't poke it with something, you will feel uncomfortable!"

"Uh..." Mirai's face turned black, and he shook his head and said, "It's not necessary!"

Jiraiya, who was standing by, heard something incredible from the conversation between the two.

His mind seemed to be pierced by a flash of light, and some wonderful inspirations suddenly emerged like a torrent of river water.

Piercing the neck... feeling... deep... ho...

He took out his notebook without saying a word and started writing and drawing.

The more he wrote, the more excited he became, and even his handwriting began to become messy.

Minato, who was standing by, was almost smoking as he watched.

"Teacher, what are you doing..."

Jiraiya kept moving, his face was ecstatic, "Inspiration! The inspiration for my book, wait, this book will be my..."

Before he finished speaking, Tsunade poured a basin of cold water on him, she said unhappily: "Jiraiya, don't lead the children astray, besides, your books are directly classified as one of the three forbidden ninjas, do you think regular bookstores will sell your books?"

She has been with Jiraiya for many years, and as soon as he sticks his butt out, she knows it's time to spank him.

If Jiraiya had written a good book, a serious book, regular bookstores would definitely support printing and selling it to please him.

But look at what he wrote, it's yellow, erotic, and violent.

She blushed and didn't dare to read on after reading the first page.

Regular bookstores don't dare to sell it at all.

And the bookstores that can sell his books are not regular.

It's just to make money, so even though Jiraiya wrote a book and several sequels, the writers of those big countries don't recognize his identity as a writer at all.

Naturally, it's not his first book as an author.

"Tsunade, youBelieve me, my book will be a big seller!" Jiraiya said excitedly without looking back.

Tsunade:ヽ(ー_ー)ノ

Kushina beside her looked at her and finally felt balanced.

It turned out that it was not her team that was perverted. She thought that Minato, Mirai, and Nawaki were a team.

It was Tsunade's team that had perverts.

If she thought about it this way, she seemed to be able to accept... a... ghost!

It seems that Uchiha Mirai is perverted, or inherited from Tsunade.

Mirai really couldn't vomit anymore, mainly because his chakra was almost at its limit. At this moment, he always felt that his body was empty, and his whole body was light and fluttering. He could shake three times with one step.

And There was still a small amount of supplies left in the body.

Anyway, this was not a camp, and there was no particular need, so they planned to take a break.

Orochimaru looked at the items they vomited out, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

In addition to ninja tools, clothes, bedding, and medical supplies, there were also daily necessities, such as ramen packed in takeaway boxes, and various ingredients wrapped in plastic wrap.

They had been eating dry food these days and were almost tired of it.

He immediately spit out the pots and pans happily and came to the outside of the cave to clean them.

Looking at their appearance, Kushina couldn't help but pull Sister Tsunade's sleeve, and asked with a bitter look: "Sister Tsunade, how could they become like this!"

Hearing this, Tsunade naturally knew what she was suffering, "Alas, this is fate! "

She was even more miserable. Look, among the seven people, only the two girls were relatively normal.

Even her beloved brother had turned into Orochimaru.

By the way, the one called Namikaze Minato seemed to be unaffected.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up and her expression became excited. She hurriedly looked at Kushina, as if she was entrusting her with something important in her life. She suppressed her excitement and said seriously: "Little Nana, Minato is the most normal one among your friends. You must protect him and don't let him be led astray by these perverts!"

Kushina opened her mouth when she heard it.

She wanted to say, sister, you are wrong, Minato has also changed.

He is not upright on the surface, he is actually gay!

But she couldn't say this.

'Alas, there are three people who need to straighten themselves. This task is really arduous and far-reaching!'

'Come on, Nana, you are the best, you will definitely bring them all back to the right path!'

"Okay, Tsunade sister! "

At this time, the future recovered a little. He stood up and took a casual glance, and saw that the rope tree was still vomiting.

For a moment, he was so jealous.

(；OдO)

I envy the amount of chakra of the rope tree. If I also have so much chakra, let alone these materials, I will pack up the laboratory and take it away.

In order not to stimulate his fragile heart, the future turned his head to look at the cave entrance, and then came to Orochimaru and started to wash the pots and pans with him.

Rope Tree, who was leaning against the wall to "vomit", saw that the future was pale, his steps were weak, and his eyes were dull...

Immediately, he felt satisfied. In terms of endurance, this guy is far inferior to himself.

I am finally better than him in one thing.

Immediately, he vomited more vigorously.

"Teacher, you are not injured! ? "Kneeling under the rain, Mirai couldn't help asking.

After being brought to their side by [Reverse Summoning], the four of them looked at the three people who could talk and laugh, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.

And they asked the four of them, but they didn't have time to interrupt and ask about their injuries.

Orochimaru wiped the pot and responded.

"We just consumed too much chakra. As for external injuries, Jiraiya and Tsunade suffered too much!"

Mirai understood, and yes, the teacher who mastered the [Snake Shedding Technique] could make himself spit out as long as he had enough chakra.

Recover his body.