Naruto: I have a Tessaiga

In the Hokage's office.

When the Hokage saw Jiraiya, he was obviously stunned for a moment.

A hint of surprise gradually appeared on his face, but he quickly suppressed it.

Then he said with a sullen and sarcastic expression: "Hey~ Isn't this our Jiraiya!"

"It's really hard. Three years ago, I took on a 'super difficult' S-level mission, and now I can barely complete it!"

Listening to the teacher's words, Jiraiya's face showed an embarrassed expression.

He waved his hand and said: "Teacher, don't say that, I'm not out fooling around!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen rolled his eyes at him, picked up the pipe from the shelf next to him, and took two puffs.

"Guess whether I believe it or not!"

How could he not know what kind of character Jiraiya is.

If you say he doesn't cheat, no one will believe him.

"Teacher, you have to believe me!" He said, blinking his big eyes, trying to convince Sarutobi Hiruzen with his 'sincere' eyes.

The third generation glanced at him, and when he noticed Jiraiya's expression, he couldn't help but shudder.

Because it was too disgusting.

How could he have such a disgusting disciple!

"Don't come on, do you really think that your teacher is a person who never leaves the house!" He said, and took out a book from the drawer.

There were four big words on it.

"Intimate Paradise"!

When Jiraiya saw this book, his old face suddenly blushed.

His expression couldn't help but become embarrassed.

"Teacher, where did you get this book?"

This is a colorful, large-scale love action book that he has written in the past three years.

It is also very considerately filled with various illustrations.

It can be read as a novel or a comic.

Even illiterate people can read it with great interest.

So this book combining the two instantly made him extremely popular.

The sales volume is far ahead.

That's right, the book was supposed to be written when he was 42 years old, but now it is published ahead of schedule!

Of course, he also knows the importance of it. In order to avoid Tsunade's anger, he specially discussed with the people of the publishing house that this book must not be sold to the Land of Fire.

Logically speaking, the teacher should not have this book.

"Hehe... Jiraiya, you have made progress!"

"You dare to write such a book, aren't you afraid that Tsunade will beat you up!"

Hearing this, Jiraiya's expression froze.

If Tsunade knew the existence of this book, then he...

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I will definitely be beaten to death!

"Hiss..."

When he thought of Tsunade's little fists, punching on his chest one by one.

He immediately had a picture, which made him gasp.

Mirai and Linghua behind him couldn't help laughing when they saw this.

So Uncle Jiraiya is also afraid sometimes!

It's really strange.

When they came to the Hokage's office, they found that the third generation was hiding in the corner and secretly reading this book. He was even enjoying it and laughed "gegegege".

So they both thought that Uncle Jiraiya had completely let himself go and was not afraid of being killed by Sister Tsunade in the Land of Rain.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly!

Jiraiya suddenly noticed that there was something strange about this book.

Because its pages were a little worn out.

You know, this book he published only half a year ago, but it looks like it has been flipped over more than a hundred times in a row.

It's worn out.

Could it be that...

Thinking of a certain possibility, the fear in his eyes was gradually replaced by a touch of strangeness.

"Teacher, don't tell me...you...often hide in the office and read this book secretly!?"

Hearing this, the third generation immediately showed a trace of embarrassment on his face.

Damn, how did Jiraiya know this! ?

Although Jiraiya is not very good, this book is really well written, especially the illustrations inside, which makes him excited.

It is endless aftertaste, and I want to read it again after reading it once.

It's just annoying that he was caught on the spot many times when he secretly flipped through it.

He coughed hurriedly and said seriously: "Ahem..."

"Well...Jiraiya...you don't want Tsunade to know that you wrote a pornographic book!"

Hearing this sentence from the teacher, Jiraiya froze in place.

He was very familiar with this sentence, because it was a classic line from this book.

It was what he got from them in the future.

In addition to this line, there is also 'Madam, you don't want your husband to lose this job! ', 'Sister-in-law, open the door, I am my brother! ' and so on...

There are also some eye-catching, often imagined superpowers, such as you can't see my invisibility, stop time, make people confused, and hypnosis that makes people do what they are told...

"Teacher, you really apply what you have learned!" Jiraiya looked at the teacher with a smile.

The third generation took back "Intimate Paradise".

He smiled and said, "Okay, I don't have anything for you here, go find your Tsunade, she has been wanting to see you for years!"

It's all Jiraiya's fault, causing him to want to read that book again now.

Just get rid of this annoying guy and read it carefully again.

Thinking of this, the smile on his face became more sincere.

Jiraiya was slightly stunned, and he seemed to hear a gloating voice from the teacher.

'Well, forget it, if I get beaten up, I'll get beaten up, as long as Tsunade can get rid of the bad breath in her heart! '

He still can't forget the words she wrote to him.

"I'll only give you three years. After three years, you can do whatever you want!"

Thinking of this, he waved to the Third Generation and left.

Seeing this, the two future people also saluted the Third Generation and followed Jiraiya to leave.

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The center of the lake.

After the indignation just now, Tsunade was barely recovered.

At least she was not so jealous of Orochimaru.

"Too many people in my Senju clan have died. That mineral vein is a disaster for my clan, not a blessing!"

During the First World War, the elites of their Senju clan were all killed.

At the beginning of the Second World War, the Senju strongmen guarding the border suffered heavy casualties.

So there are not many Senju clan members left.

In the past three years, a large number of elders in the clan have died.

As for the ordinary people of the Senju clan, they were dispersed to ordinary families during the reign of the First and Second Generations.

So now, there are only her and a few others like Nawaki in the Senju clan.

Their wealth is enough to make people jealous. After all, their clan has so few people, but they occupy 10% of Konoha's annual rent.

If they go to the mine to share a share, I'm afraid many people will be jealous.

And that mine is like chicken ribs to their Senju clan.

It's better not to go.

"That's right!" Orochimaru pondered for a while, and agreed with Tsunade's idea.

At this time, Tsunade turned to look at Orochimaru and asked: "After tonight's treatment, the future blood disease will be completely cured. What are you going to do?"

Orochimaru didn't think much after hearing this.

"Leave Minato, Reika, and Mirai to me, I will take them to do the mission!"

He had thought about this matter clearly a long time ago.

Tsunade has two disciples, and both of them are accomplished in medical ninjutsu.

So he replaced Rope Tree with Reika!

This is also a disguised support for Tsunade's medical reform.

Besides, the core fighting style of Rope Tree is mainly based on [super strength], and Tsunade is more suitable for him.

Hearing this, Tsunade thought about it for a while, but nodded and agreed: "Okay, you want to be the Hokage, put Mirai and Minato in your team, you can stabilize the Uchiha, you can also win the support of the Uchiha, and you can also increase the bargaining chips for Minato to rise to the top in the future.

Reika's medical ninjutsu has received most of my true teachings, and her relationship with Mirai is also very deep, this distribution is quite reasonable.

It's just hard for Minato and Kushina to separate!"

They all know about Minato and Kushina. To put it funny, the two of them are not husband and wife, but they are better than husband and wife.

"Minato and the others are too close to each other!" Orochimaru chuckled, he was tired of the way Minato and Kushina get along.

Because in the past three years, whenever he saw Minato, he would definitely see Kushina entangled with him.

The two of them were still very close to each other.

He always gives them dog food.

This time he separated them, and he also had a little revenge in it!

You know, he doesn't even have a girlfriend!

Tsunade couldn't help laughing, and it was obvious that she also heard Orochimaru's thoughts.

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"Hehe... Orochimaru, you are so bad!"

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"Hehe... Same here!"

For a while, the lake was filled with the hearty laughter of the two.

If I hadn't heard their previous 'evil' thoughts, I would probably just think that they were thinking of happy things!