The strange mute
“How did you know that today is my birthday…”
Shizune blushed and took the gift, looking at the fourteen-year-old Zhizhi and asked in a low voice.
“Because it’s Shizune’s birthday.”
Zhixiang said something meaningless and started wandering around the house minding his own business.
“Tsunade-sama, you are not here now.”
Shizune thought that Zhixiang was looking for Tsunade, so she followed him to remind him.
“Haha, I’m afraid she’s looking for me everywhere now.” Hearing this, Zhixiang chuckled.
“Yes, who told you to disguise yourself? We haven’t found any clues these days.” Shizune looked at Zhixiang carefully, and then said: “But you really like to use this face to meet people. ”
Because she knew that Zhixiang would be disguised, Shizune didn’t think that Zhixiang’s current face was his original face.
This face is my natural face, so of course I like it.
But I just have to meet you with this face every day, and keep emphasizing that I will disguise myself, so that you will subconsciously think that the true appearance I show in front of you is fake.
This is called ‘darkness under the light’!
Zhixiang complained in his mind, and then watched Shizune make up a reason at random and said:
“Because this face is handsome enough!”
That means you are not very handsome originally. This may be a direction.
Shizune made a mental note.
Then, Shizune saw Zhixiang’s face turn into Tsunade’s, imitating Tsunade’s voice with a majestic look, looked at her and said,
“Shizune, how did you study today!”
“Let me do it. Check it out.”
There really isn’t a single flaw in this disguise.
If the clothes hadn’t changed, I probably wouldn’t have recognized him.
Seeing Zhizhi like this, Shizune was slightly startled.
Then she picked up the gift in her hand as if to strike, glared at Zhixiang and said,
“Tsunade-sama, you wouldn’t be so cruel to me!”
Zhixiang was startled when he heard this, then he changed his attitude and continued to resist Tsunade. Hand’s face was flirting with Shizune:
“Oh, then Shizune, tell me what you want Tsunade-sama to do to you.” ”
Tell me, and I’ll imitate it for you, okay?”
After that, Zhizhi He reached out and scratched Shizune’s chin, like he was tickling a puppy.
Looking at Tsunade’s face in front of her and feeling the itching on her chin, Shizune blushed suddenly, feeling quite moved in her heart.
Damn it…
Shizune girl, don’t you have some indescribable thoughts about Tsunade?
Seeing Shizune’s expression that clearly wanted to nod, her ambition was like discovering a new continent, and her eyes were bright.
It seems very exciting to see beautiful women posting pictures.
It would be even more exciting if he could join in…
Thinking of this, Zhixiang pressed Tsunade’s face, put his lips to Shizune’s ear and breathed out like a blue:
“Shizune, what are you thinking about, tell your sister Okay…”
“Whatever you want my sister to do, you can, oh…”
Soon!
Shizune’s pretty face and ears instantly turned red, and she transformed directly into Steam Princess.
Shizune’s reaction made Zhixiang’s eyes widen.
Hey, this is too cute.
I finally understand why those strange aunties always like to tease little boys and girls.
Because this feeling is really good! ! !
boom!
The door to the entrance opened and Tsunade walked in carrying a bottle of wine.
With a flick of her feet, her two shoes flew out and disappeared.
“Where the hell is this bastard hiding?”
Tsunade muttered after taking a sip of wine.
The next moment, she froze on the spot and saw ‘herself’ and Shizune, whose face was red.
And Shizune, who had the ambition on Tsunade’s face and her face flushed, also turned to look at her.
Ambition: “…”
Tsunade: “…”
Shizune: “…”
For a moment, the sound of needle dropping could be heard in the house.
“Tsunade-sama…”
Seeing the real Tsunade coming back, Shizune’s face became bloodshot again. After calling Tsunade, she ran away quickly.
Tsunade also reacted at this time, knowing that the person in front of her was Zhizi, and she instantly became angry.
I’ve been looking for you for so long but I haven’t found you yet, but you actually came to my house to hook up with Shizune. It’s so fucking annoying.
With this in mind, Tsunade clenched her right fist and yelled at Zhixiang:
“You bastard, how dare you stand in my face, let’s see how I deal with you!”
Zhixiu was so excited that he immediately used Flying Thunder God and ran away.
Just kidding, even the Three-Tails couldn’t withstand Tsunade’s punch, let alone him.
“Hey, coward!”
Seeing Zhixiang running away, Tsunade pouted and walked towards Shizune’s room. She wanted to know what this bastard was doing.
Shizune is still a young girl, so she can’t let this bastard deceive her.
Later, when she learned from the hesitant Shizune that the other party was here to give Shizune a birthday gift, Tsunade felt a little uncomfortable on her face.
“By the way, I forgot something in the store, Shizune, please wait for me.” After
Tsunade finished speaking, she quickly ran out of the room.
“Hell, I forgot that Shizune’s birthday is today!”
Tsunade hurriedly ran out of the door, muttered, and ran towards Konoha’s commercial street.
Shizune looked at Tsunade running away and held her forehead. She didn’t know Tsunade’s temperament yet.
It’s just that she’s too lazy to expose the other person.
the other side.
“Huh!!!”
“It’s so dangerous!”
Zhixiang walked out of the shadows, came to the street, and stretched.
At this time, a Konoha ninja passed by him. After seeing him, he quickly ran over to greet him:
“Tsunade-sama!”
Zhixiang: “…”
“Ahem.”
Zhixiang coughed and said to The ninja waved his hand: “Go and do your thing.”
“Yes!” The Konoha ninja replied excitedly and used the teleportation technique to leave.
Because he was too excited, the Konoha ninja directly ignored all the unreasonable issues such as Tsunade’s clothes and height in front of him.
Of course, even if he discovers it, he will automatically rationalize these unreasonable things.
This is the tolerance of the weak to the strong…
Zhixiang just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this ninja leaving, and turned around to see a Konoha ninja running over to greet him.
“Tsunade-sama…”
Ambition: “…”
Not far away, Yamanaka Ino, who was wandering with Hinata Hinata, looked at Tsunade who was surrounded, his eyes lit up, and he quickly ran over to ask for an autograph.
“It’s you bastard again!”
On the other side of the street, Tsunade, who had just returned from buying gifts, yelled when she saw ‘himself’ surrounded.
Because there were too many people now, Tsunade did not rush over and beat up Shizhi.
“Hehehe, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
“The real owner is here!”
“I’m leaving first.”
Looking at Tsunade with an angry look on his face, Zhizhi smiled, took out his camera and took a picture, then pushed away a little. Fang’ crowd, run away quickly.
“Two, two Tsunade-sama…”
Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hinata and others looked at Zhiyi who ran away, then turned to look at Tsunade holding the gift, frozen in place.
Immediately, Ino shouted at Zhixiang who was leaving:
“Naruto, you bastard!”
“How dare you pretend to be Tsunade-sama!”
“Let’s see how I deal with you next time!”
Because Naruto had a history of impersonating Zhixiang, so Ino locked onto him directly!
“It’s Naruto, that bastard again!”
“I’ve long heard that he likes to change into strange things, but I didn’t expect that he would dare to pretend to be Tsunade-sama now.” When
the people around Ino heard her words, they also reacted and shouted loudly. Naruto.
I will treat you to ramen, Naruto.
Thinking this, Zhizhi stared at Tsunade’s face and disappeared quickly.
Ino pulled Hinata and quickly ran to the real Tsunade. She looked at him with a smile on her face and said,
“Tsunade-sama, can you sign your name for me?”
Tsunade glanced at Ino and Hinata and waved. Use the teleportation technique to leave:
“There are too many people now, let’s do it next time.”
…
Tian Country, Sound Ninja Village Laboratory.
“Hahahahahahahaha…”
Orochimaru looked at the gorgeous liquid in his hand and laughed crazily.
He finally succeeded!
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