Naruto Life Simulator

If you don't watch the simulation memory, time flies quickly, and half a month has passed in the blink of an eye, and Yamanaka Onimaru has adapted to the life of the training camp, and even found a bath buddy for himself - Uemura Huima.

Now he was like a salted fish, reclining on the chair, munching on melon seeds and guiding the few students below.

"2587, 1069, 9523, what's the matter with the three of you? Use your brains, I told you to use your brains, three of you hit one and you were beaten like that, I don't think you want to graduate in my class. "

Yamanaka Onimaru is also very speechless, it turns out that he has taught the kind of medicine master at the beginning, and he only teaches the smart students once, and when he teaches this group of stupid students, you will find out how poor your teaching ability is.

Now he finally understands the mood of the former middle school teacher, who really failed to understand the essentials of teaching over and over again.

Moreover, these children, who are not much younger than him, have already been washed out of their brains, and their eyes are dull and they have no ability to think of their own.

At this time, the three defeated ninjas stood there silently with their heads bowed, allowing Yamaga to accuse.

Yamanaka Onimaru watched the three of them go against the grain, and finally waved his hand and let them continue training.

That's already done, and the other day they even offered to ask him to punish himself, making him mistakenly think that they have masochistic tendencies.

After a long time, he realized that the other teachers were all corporal punishment. Speaking of which, those instructors also have a problem with their heads, they think that learning will not be because the head can't remember, but the body can't remember, as long as they play a few more times.

Many students are not tired from training, but are beaten by them.

They came from this period and thought there was nothing wrong with them.

At night, when taking a cold shower with Uemura Huima, Yamanaka Onimaru also asked about this situation.

It's a pity that as the most powerful minister of the training department, he has no ability to change the teaching thinking of the roots.

Yamanaka Onimaru didn't worry about this anymore and continued to lie flat, but his lying flat was not really lying flat.

In the past half a month, he has been using a simulator to find an opportunity to enter the scientific research department and make Shimura Danzo's operation fail.

In these simulations, he used various means to enter the scientific research department, but unfortunately the plan failed, including cooperating with Orochimaru and seducing Aunt Minako Kawashima.

In the end, Yamanaka Onimaru gave up his crooked path and decided to study the spell mark on the right path.

It's a pity that every simulation is like having hyperamnesia, all the memories are undoubted, and even what you eat every day can be remembered clearly.

Now that his memory capacity has reached a limit, he needs to cut out a lot of useless information and downplay the emotional impact of the simulation.

He no longer wanted to shake six every time like he had at the beginning, and he found that he couldn't use up the simulator at all.

At the same time, he also understood the words of the simulator more and more. [It will never be the simulator that limits your progress, but yourself, human beings have limits!, both physically and mentally.]

"It's coming soon, and in two days those useless memories and feelings will be faded. "

[Host, I've said before, I've said before, you have a great talent for neurons. It is completely possible to create a technique for processing memories and diluting feelings.

Yamanaka Onimaru touched his chin, and although he felt that this was reasonable, he still asked rhetorically.

"Well, and then you plagiarize and copy it for the next host?"

[ʕ((l)–(l))ʔHow does plagiarism count?

"Don't pretend to be it, right, you're a defective product, I'm going to lift a leopard!" [

╮( ̄⊿ ̄)╭casually, anyway, I don't have a manufacturer, and I don't have after-sales.。

Just as Yamanaka Onimaru was arguing with the simulator, a topless man pushed open the door.

"It's not early, do you want to be together?"

Seeing that Uemura would be numb, Yamanaka Onimaru quickly sat up and pretended to be a teacher.

With a wave of his hand, he said, "That's all for today's lesson, you guys go back first." After

speaking, he turned around and followed Uemura Huima and left the training base, leaving a group of trainees to stay in place and at a loss, you look at me, I look at you.

They don't know what the relationship between their instructor and Kamimura Huima-sama is, but it's certainly a secret that can't be said.

The bell struck nine times, and the two of them came to the water room with a familiar car. Take off your clothes and skillfully pour a basin of cold water on your body.

"I~ comfortable.

Yamanaka Onimaru closed his eyes and enjoyed the coolness, and the mixed memories in his mind seemed to be washed away by flowing water.

Then a pair of large rough hands pressed on his shoulders, foamed his white back, and rubbed them skillfully.

"Ah, slow down. "

Why is my hand too heavy, how about this strength?" Uemura changed the strength of his hand again, much lighter than last time.

"Ah, yes, comfortable. Lord Uemura, if you open a massage parlor after retirement, you will definitely make a lot of money. Yamanaka Onimaru said approvingly as he closed his eyes and enjoyed the massage.

"The masseurs in the hot spring hotel are all fair-skinned and beautiful young ladies, I am a 40-year-old middle-aged uncle, and I have not retired from the roots.

Uemura took another basin of cold water to wash away the foam behind Yamanaka Onimaru, then threw a bath towel from the back to the front, and turned around.

"It's your turn!"

Yamanaka Onimaru took the towel and turned around, lathered it on, and massaged Uemura Huima in the same way, so skillfully and without any sound, it seems that it is not the first time.

"Stronger, I'm not as fragile as you. After saying that, he glanced at the cigarette and lighter by the pool, and finally swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned his head.

Seeing this, Yamanaka Onimaru was surprised, "Why don't you smoke?" In the past, Uemura would be numb, and when he rubbed his back, he would light a cigarette and spit smoke at him.

"I'm going to quit, I feel you're right, ninjas can't have a special smell on their bodies to prevent being tracked.

"And the first few times I smoked, you frowned visibly, and you didn't like it.

Uemura Huima is very calm, he never hides all his thoughts, and the indifferent dead fish eyes make him exude a melancholy and decadent male charm.

"Onimaru-san, do you know about the white crow?" Uemura

asked suddenly, making Yamanaka Onimaru stunned for a moment, and before he could answer, he listened to him continue.

"A long time ago a child caught a crow and painted it white as he pleased, but when he released it, he was attacked by the tribe and died in front of the child.

"The root is such an existence that rejects aliens, the last one is the pharmacist Ye Naiyu, she has been squeezed out, she has never been able to enter the core, if it weren't for her outstanding ability, she wouldn't be able to live now.

Yamanaka Onimaru smiled and said, "No way, I'm not a sadist, no matter how stupid the student is, I can't do it." "

And I think it's good to keep your individuality, you can't dye yourself black for the sake of being gregarious!" Uemura

was silent for a long time, and then said, "Whatever you want, but you've been getting bolder lately, and you don't seem to be hiding your nature anymore."

"It's probably because I've been a little stronger lately, and I don't want to play anymore, but I've only seen three of them. "

Who are the other two?" "Last time, he raised his eyebrows and rubbed his beard with some curiosity.

"I won't tell you, just guess slowly!"

Yamanaka Onimaru whetted people's appetites, and another basin of cold water washed away all the foam from head to toe.

"Well, alright, I'm going to go back and rest a little earlier. Seeing

that Yamanaka Onimaru stretched his waist and looked sleepy, Uemura Huima didn't ask again.