Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"You want to fight in my village?!"

Madara: (▼ヘ▼#) Stare!

Konoha ninjas: (°Д°≡°Д°)!!!

Iwagakure ninjas: (°Д°≡°Д°)!!!

"Hmph! Today is a big day for our Hokage Village. If anyone dares to cause trouble... I, Uchiha Madara, will personally visit his village!"

Senju Hashirama: o(￣ヘ￣o)!

"That's right. If anyone dares to cause trouble in our Hokage Village today, Madara and I will definitely visit them in person!"

Konoha ninjas: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? ! !

[Our... Hokage Village? !

First Hokage, are you sure you haven't been hit by Kotoamatsukami or Infinite Tsukuyomi? ! 】

Who knows, family members? Originally, the Konoha ninjas came to participate in the founding ceremony of this Hokage Village with a lot of anger;

But when they got here, they found out that...the original boss of their Konoha Village, the first Hokage, Senju Hashirama, actually openly led the rebellion? !

[First Hokage, please wake up. The village you founded back then was called Konoha Village, not Hokage Village! ! ! ]

The Konoha ninjas wailed and roared in their hearts, crawling in darkness and twisting...

"Puff~"

The Konoha ninjas turned their heads together and found that the one who made this noise was none other than the two-day scale Ohnoki.

Konoha ninjas: (눈益눈) !!!

"Sorry, sorry, I really can't help it."

Old man Ohnoki waved his hand without sincerity.

"Hokage Village...Puchi~"

Konoha ninjas: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Fuck! You're still laughing?!

Before this, Grandpa Ohnoki didn't know the name of this newly established ninja village, because the (threatening) invitation (letter) written by Madara to the Hidden Rock Village didn't have it at all...

It's hard to say whether this is a deliberate trick by Madara, but in Ohnoki's opinion, the effect of this show... is really explosive!

Ohnoki: ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒~

"What? Is the name I, Uchiha Madara, gave you funny?!"

Madara came behind Ohnoki at some point, and his low voice sounded like the soul-demanding Sanskrit in Ohnoki's ears...

Ohnoki: (ーー゛)...

The old man couldn't laugh anymore.

He turned stiffly and smiled at Madara-sama.

"Not funny, not funny. The name Madara-sama gave me makes me feel boundless domineering and heroic...

I am the second generation Ohnoki. On behalf of all the villagers of Iwagakure, I congratulate Madara-sama on the founding of the village!"

"...I think I've seen you before. Are you the disciple of Wu?"

Seeing that Madara-sama still remembered him, Ohnoki was flattered and hurriedly said He answered with his hands clasped.

"Yes, I am..."

"The one who almost peed himself because of me?"

Oonoki: (||๐_๐)... You don't have to say the last sentence.

But the fact is that Madara-sama has already said it, so in order to defend his dignity, old man Ohnoki can only... pretend that he didn't hear it.

Ohnoki thought that as long as he pretended not to hear it, the matter would just pass, but he didn't expect Madara-sama's next question to be more tricky.

"I heard that you have resigned as Tsuchikage... Then why didn't the current Tsuchikage of your Iwagakure Village... Are you coming? !

Are you expressing your dissatisfaction with me, Uchiha Madara... huh? ! ”

Onoki: ("▔□▔)? ! ! How can he respond to this? !

"Don't get me wrong, Madara-senpai. The current Tsuchikage of our Iwagakure Village will also come to attend the ceremony...

It's just that he was delayed on the way by something. He will arrive here soon."

Onoki tried his best to explain to Madara-sama, but in his heart he had already cursed the little yellow-haired guy who kidnapped his precious granddaughter a thousand times.

[I told you a long time ago not to go, not to go, not to go!

But you had to go to your Xiao first. The people of the organization will gather and come back.

Now, Uchiha Madara, the fierce man who kills without blinking an eye, is angry...

Damn Deidara!

I will hang you up and beat you, the traitor, when I get back! 】

After hearing this, Madara's face became more gloomy. Obviously, the explanation given by Ohnoki did not satisfy Madara.

At the critical moment, it was Uchiha Mikoto who stood up and explained.

"Madara-sama, the current Tsuchikage Deidara of the Hidden Rock Village is also a member of the Akatsuki organization... He should have gone to find Naruto and the others."

Ohnoki: (இωஇ )... Benefactor~

Madara, who was about to get angry: (ー ー゛)... The anger dissipated in an instant.

"... Remember, you are not allowed to be in the villageGo ahead, I will punish anyone who dares to do that!"

After saying these harsh words, Madara left with an unhappy look on his face, holding Senju Hashirama in his arms.

Before leaving, a certain fool did not forget to stick his head out of Madara's arms and added.

"Madara is right... me too!"

...

"The one planted in the central flowerbed in front is..."

"Don't doubt it, it is indeed Senior Jiraiya. "

Although the Konoha ninjas were reluctant to admit it, the long white hair and the messy old face painted with oil paint...

These iconic features all told them that the one who was planted in the flowerbed with only his head exposed outside and surrounded by a field of golden chrysanthemums was the Toad Sage Jiraiya.

No need to ask, this was probably done by Madara-sama...

Two of the three Konoha ninjas have gone, and the Konoha ninjas are really afraid that they will see Orochimaru being arranged by Madara-sama to a certain position in the Hokage Village.

If this is the case...

"...I propose that after returning to Konoha, today will be changed to 'Konoha Good Friday' every year..."

"I agree."

"...Agree."

"..."

Konoha ninjas: o(╥﹏╥)o Sadness...is like a river.

...

"Naruto...I feel so bitter!

You don't know how hard it is for me to live alone in the Hidden Rock Village! Shit! Wow!

Wuwuwuwu..."

When Xiaodi met the people of the Akatsuki organization, she threw herself into Naruto's arms and cried loudly, not noticing the increasingly bad face of Kurotsuchi at the end of the team.

Kurotsuchi: (▼ヘ▼#)? ! !

[What?! I let you marry me and become the Tsuchikage, and I'm wronging you like this?!]

"You don't know... The old man and Huangtu are crazy!

All day long, whenever they have nothing to do, they grab me and beat me up, bang bang, ah ah ah...

My butt is covered with calluses, oo ... ”

The unbearable Kurotsuchi girl rushed forward and slammed Xiaodi into the ground with a frying pan.

Naruto: ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱!!!

Naruto silently glanced at Hinata, who was also at the end of the team...

Hinata: (´つヮ⊂︎)~

Naruto: (σ≧︎▽︎≦︎)σ.~

[Huh~ Fortunately, fortunately... Fortunately, the wife I found for myself is more gentle...]