Naruto: Nine to five, punching in and performing forbidden techniques

(A chapter with a savory flavor, please do not enjoy it while dining!)

The sun is shining brightly.

In the seventh training ground.

Ye Feng casually grabbed an iron chair, got a pot of good tea, crossed his legs and ate melons with great interest.

The two were ten meters apart and completed the seal of opposition.

Haruno Sakura clenched her fists, with a surging fighting spirit in her eyes, and said: "Sasuke-kun, I'm going to do it."

Her current target is the future No. 1 female ninja in the ninja world in the words of teacher Ye Feng, who is so underestimated.

Even if she is not Sasuke's opponent now.

She has to give him a hard punch.

Uchiha Sasuke has a cool expression, one hand in his pocket, and said coldly: "Boring, come on."

Although I don't know what Sakura and teacher Ye Feng are doing just now.

But, Sakura is still a threat.

"Shave!"

Haruno Sakura stopped talking nonsense.

She flashed in front of Sasuke, and her small fist was filled with chakra storms, and she smashed at Sasuke's arm without any concealment.

Uchiha Sasuke glanced at Haruno Sakura's attack, which was full of flaws, and said coldly: "Boring, this level of attack, only Naruto, that idiot, would be hit... Let's end it."

After that, Uchiha Sasuke turned sideways, stretched out his right hand from his pocket, and turned a kunai with a cold light, slashing at Haruno Sakura's unprepared neck.

Just when Sasuke thought that this boring battle would end with Sakura being killed instantly.

Suddenly, there was a snap.

He was about to raise his right hand, but it was grabbed firmly one step ahead.

It was as if Sakura saw through his intention in advance.

"What!?" Uchiha Sasuke raised his head suddenly, a little surprised.

"I can see it!" A blue light lit up under the clothes on her chest, and a flash of surprise flashed in Haruno Sakura's eyes. She looked at Sasuke with a fighting spirit, and said excitedly: "Sasuke... You can't move now, take it, this is my full-strength punch!"

A sharp sound of breaking through the air sounded.

The iron fist of love wrapped in a storm cut through the air and hit Uchiha Sasuke's abdomen fiercely.

"Puff!"

Ye Feng, who was drinking tea with great interest and eating melons, directly sprayed Naruto in the face.

Is there something wrong with the flat-chested kid's brain!

It's normal to pretend in front of the person you like.

But how heavy is this punch, doesn't she know it in her heart?

Even Zabuza was broken by the fracture, not to mention Sasuke's small body.

You still hit him in the lower abdomen with all your strength.

If this hits, Sasuke will be ejected on the spot at the least, or even have no children or grandchildren at the worst.

If it gets out.

Uchiha Itachi came from the Akatsuki Organization with the Ten-fist Sword to fight for his beloved brother.

Ye Feng said, "Flat-chested brat, do you want to beat Sasuke to the point of shitting and pissing?"

"Asshole!"

Suddenly, Naruto Uzumaki, who was about to explode after being sprayed in the face, suddenly had his eyes light up. He pulled out the tea leaves in his nostrils, put his hands in front of his mouth to make a trumpet shape, and excitedly shouted to Sakura, "Come on, Sakura, beat Sasuke to the point of shitting and pissing!"

"!?"

Haruno Sakura was like being poured with cold water, and hurriedly reduced the chakra in her right hand, but in a hurry she only retracted 70% of her strength.

The remaining 30% of the strange power was still embedded in Uchiha Sasuke's lower abdomen.

"Puff...!" Uchiha Sasuke's waist was bent like a shrimp, his face was ashen, and he covered his lower abdomen tightly, looking like he was hit by a crotch kick.

"Sasuke, I'm sorry, I used a little force." Haruno Sakura hurriedly supported Sasuke's arm, her eyes full of worry.

It's over!

Sasuke won't be in trouble!

But for some reason, a hint of excitement flashed in her eyes.

So this is how it feels to punch Sasuke?

"Hmph, get out of the way, I'm fine."

Haruno Sakura's comfort made Uchiha Sasuke's face darker. He turned his head and snorted coldly, pushed Sakura away, pretended to be indifferent, put his hands in his pockets, and slowly walked towards a tree.

It was just the severe cramps that slowed his pace a little.

In his heart, he was thinking that it was no accident that the ugly girl just predicted his next step.

Teacher Ye Feng's power?

He must learn it.

However, he will take a break for now.

"Tsk, it's so boring, Sakura-chan is so gentle when hitting Sasuke." Uzumaki Naruto put his hands behind his head, looking at Sasuke who was still cool, and muttered with an unhappy face.

Suddenly.

"Bang!"

A loud sound exploded in the open field.

Uchiha Sasuke's body stiffened, but he still pretended to walk forward as if nothing had happened, trying to reduce his presence.

However, he thought too much.

In an instant.

Everyone looked at Uchiha Sasuke's... butt with strange eyes.

This strange sound must be Uchiha Sasuke farting.

"Hahahaha!" Uzumaki Naruto couldn't help laughing wildly, holding his stomach and pointingLooking at Sasuke, he gasped and said, "Stinky...Stinky Sasuke, as expected, there is only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname!"

"Hahaha...I can't do it anymore." Uzumaki Naruto rolled on the ground, pounding the ground, and couldn't stop laughing.

"Sasuke-kun!?" Haruno Sakura glared at Naruto and looked at Sasuke worriedly.

Ye Feng glanced at Uzumaki Naruto speechlessly. This kid still had the nerve to laugh at Sasuke. I don't know who started to spray directly in the barbecue restaurant some time ago, and almost sprayed the other's ninja dog to death.

If it wasn't for the accident that sprayed the kid of the Inuzuka family into amnesia, this kid would probably be in a lot of trouble.

As a teacher, he has the obligation to comfort the students, and said lightly: "Sasuke kid, let it go if you want, it's not good for your health to hold it in."

Uchiha Sasuke's face turned black as the bottom of a pot.

Let it go if you want? If it goes on like this, will he still have the face of the Uchiha clan! ?

At this time.

Uzumaki Naruto, who had finally laughed enough, ran over, squatted on the side and pounded Ye Feng's legs, saying flatteringly: "Teacher Ye Feng, please teach me this move!"

If he could learn this move, when he and Sasuke were sparring, he would "accidentally" give Sasuke a Rasengan, making him embarrassed in front of Sakura.

By then, Sasuke would definitely be disliked by Sakura, and then wouldn't Uzumaki Naruto's chance come?

Uzumaki Naruto almost laughed like a pig, and his hands moved more and more vigorously.

This was related to his happiness in the second half of his life.

That's right.

He remembered that Teacher Ye Feng seemed to have mentioned engraving. Was he going to engrave it on his body?

It would be best to find a thick place.

Ye Feng drank a sip of tea, nodded with satisfaction, and said lightly: "You are a filial boy. Come here, I will engrave a mark for you."

"Great!" Uzumaki Naruto stood up excitedly, and then, in the surprised eyes of Ye Feng and Sakura, he turned his head, stuck out his buttocks, and aimed at Ye Feng, looking like he was ready to fire at any time.

"Teacher Ye Feng, come on." Uzumaki Naruto shook his buttocks, his tone was extremely excited, and he urged with expectation.

However.

What greeted Uzumaki Naruto was not the power he wanted, but Ye Feng's big feet.

"Get out!" Ye Feng, who was startled, kicked directly at his buttocks.

"Bang!"

"Ah!" Uzumaki Naruto screamed and flew out directly, landing on the ground, spitting out the dirt in his mouth with a few sounds of "Puh".

He was confused at first, and then he got angry and pounced on Ye Feng.

"Asshole Teacher Ye Feng, I'm going to fight you!"